I have been trying to find a physical Bulbasaur dildo for a friend for a while, anyone have any places to get one or pictures of one?
I'll use my amazing powers of common sense to explain to you why none exist and you won't find any.
1. In order to make Bulbasaur dildos without being sued into oblivion for copyright infringement by Nintendo, thus rendering the entire operation pointless, they would need to have an official licensing deal with Nintendo.
2. Yet Nintendo isn't too keen on making sex toys from their products, especially those aimed specifically at a younger audience.
Therefore, there are no Pokemon dildos.