You will ask nicely and address me as sir
>>14123582
I like you God.
Hello sir, would you so kindly nude shop this woman?
Do me a favor, sir. Thanks in advance!
Thanks for the job ure doing here, sir. could you please help me out with this one?
Please sir reveal her, god reveal her
hey, sir! Could you get her panties off?
Hello, sir! im making a collection of my exes nudes i did not save. reveal her, please.
Please sir, can you nude her ? Thanks you sir
>>14123611
pic on the right obviously. Thanks!
Sir, can you please nudesh00p her?
>>14123582
That is some very nice work sir. If you have any time for one of these I would be forever greatful, thank you :)
>>14123643
And lastly this, I hope one of these could work, thank you sir :)
This good sir? Or do you want a full body shot?
Please let me see those tots good sir!
any help
Can she be nudeshop
Please sir I would be grateful
Would really be grateful my good sir! Release these tits!
yeah, this seems totally legit...
oh wait, I know how to reverse search an image.
How are you faggots falling for this?
Pretty sure OP did this just to show you how pathetic y'all are and that you'll literally beg a complete stranger for this shit.
Appropriately, the most desperate guy in the history of /r/ made an appearance here, too, as if to prove my point hahahah.
>>14123658
>>14123629
Corsica ori not ???????
Can you please x-Ray please and thank you
>>14123695
Nearby
Nude shop her please sir I'll give you her Kik?
>>14123582
Please? :D
Am I too late to the X-ray party?
Can you shop her sir she is my ex girlfriend lost all of my nudes of her please?
Why hello God! Always wondered if you were real...apparently so ;) please?
>>14123582
That whole Jesus being your son thing is bullshit, right?
Omfg plz do this one sir!!!
The Lord created her so perfectly, she should be without bra or clothing to cover truly a masterpiece of divine creation.
Amen.
Sir, I believe your immense skill is worthy of this.
This one please!
this one please.
left one.
She looks like a kid
Nudeshop Sir? By your grace?
>>14123582
Please Sir?
She says "Fuck You"...I say "Ok!"
>>14123777
Geez God, I didn't realize you were a thief and a liar... weird.
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Want-U-To-Just-Say-Whatever-Is-On-Your-Mind/1795358
>>14123839
Forgive me Sir, I admit my fault for not calling you by a proper title. I did read it, but forgot. My apologies good sir.
Could you please help me out with this lovely creature? Many thanks.
>>14123899
Instead of sir, why don't we just call you dick.
http://www.freesoftcorepic.com/hot-dressed-undressed.shtml
please its my cousin, more if needed
Sir,
You are a scholar and a gentleman can you work with this please. Put the head on a bidy that fits
Give it up anons. The faker has been outed. The chances that any of you get a decent shop are close to zero. (They are ACTUALLY zero save for the possibility that some OTHER shopper takes pity on this thread.
>>14123899
HAHAHA
Is he posting his own pics and then posting the nude?
X-Ray please!
>>14123919
Apparently so. I was tipped off by this 7 minute shop. Seemed a little too good for 7 minutes... Turns out it was. Fuck.
>>14123938
Good job! Almost makes you wonder what he gains out of this...
>>14123952
Probably just collecting images (or IP addresses).
whichever pic is easier. Black asian from new york ! shes lesbian would have loved to smash
would you do this one, sir?
>>14123957
how do you get IP from 4chan?
>>14123994
Magic.
>>14123968
>>14123971
>>14123928
>>14123917
does anybody know this hentai with a masked dude fucking chicks? i need the name
http://109.123.116.117/t/47/16/351/1-320x240.jpg
http://s3.pornolaba.com/laba-pics/Vaa/3323510.jpg
>>14123994
Be law enforcement.
>>14123688
I tried to warn you dumb fucks. But nooooo
>>14124040
>>14123688
Just goes to show you the type of degenerates that make up 90% of /r/ threads.
You were calling this guy "sir" and "God" and looked like fucking idiots in the process.
As far as I'm concerned, y'all got what you deserve for not reading or checking up on shit (as usual).
Be mad at OP all you want, but you're the fucking retards that fell for his shit
>>14124051
Hahaha
Love it.
of course they did, why would anyone look at the incredible file size/dimension changes? Not to mention that prior to his "7 minute shoop" they were being done in 4.
>>14124097
you dumb motherfuckers never learn
>>14123688
KEK. He IS the most desperate person in the history of /r/. I'm on here shopping pretty much every day that I can and this guy just spams the same bitches here EVERY SINGLE DAY in EVERY SHOP THREAD. Seriously, go on fgts or one of the other archives and reverse search his images. It'll make your head hurt. I really do hope OP is mining IP's just to get this guy the fuck off 4chan
>>14123658
>>14124167
Read the thread you fucking autist.
>>14123688
Lol these retards never learn
>>14123629
>>14123582
>address me as sir
1. You suck at this. True enough, the quality of photoshoppers on /r sucks dick these days, but you are only slightly above average even as compared to them. Hence, your request to be addressed as "sir" is only for dumbasses who don't know better or little faggots that infect this board.
2. Back in the day when serious professional photoshoppers like Master Shooper and his ilk used to frequent these boards, he'd pump out super high rez perfect work and do it in a minute or two. He'd fill hundreds of requests in a couple hours. No joke. You aren't fit to even watch over his shoulder, let alone calling yourself "sir". You're a joke.
3. Your example of your high quality work sucks. You put her fucking vagina in the wrong place you lousy cut and paste faggot. Her vagina should be MUCH lower and further to her left (our right). You can't even get that right. You also clearly do not understand light and shadow at all. Go spend a coupla thousand hours learning light and shadow and while you're at it, realize that only pleb level shoppers use the clone tool and btw, you use it badly on top of it. Your same background waves and breakwater don't even line up correctly.
You're a fucking joke faggot.
>>14124206
It isn't even his work, idiot. How can you possibly not understand that?
>>14124220
Exactly what I was thinking. This is amussing.
I just love how butthurt all these faggots are getting that their work isn't getting done when I called this TWO HOURS AGO.
>>14123688
Buncha fucking retards
>>14124220
>idiot
umm, read closely
pretty sure that's what he meant
he was pointing out that anyone who holds himself out like a god of ps but posts a shit pic clearly is a fraud
pretty sure as well that your inability to read, let alone read between the lines, makes you the idiot and ironically you call others idiot
enjoy your idiocy
>>14124206
Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
>>14124206
true dat
hasn't been a decent shopper on here in years
>>14124250
>>14124206
Whatever you say samefag. Way to try and tell off OP by taking a shot at his shopping skills WHEN HE HASN'T EVEN SHOPPED ONE THING FOR YOU GUYS.
I'm sure you really taught him a lesson
>>14124250
hey dumbass, THAT ISN'T HIS PIC
>>14124178
You just told off some poor shopper that came in here to actually try and grant requests. How fucking thick can you possibly be?
>>14124250
>>14124206
I've met some retards in my day. Like, drooly, window licking, shuddery, squinty, mentally challenged neanderthals. But you sir, you take the retard cake
>>14124254
umm, you're the samefag whose been samefagging throughout the thread
I posted once here >>14124250
that's it
I also can read
>>14124206
>You suck at this (trolling).
>goes on to explain he sucks so bad at trolling that the bad shops he posts of someone else's crappy shopping don't even qualify as god tier
pretty obvious
again, clearly you are the idiot for calling others idiot and especially when they were right and you just can't read
point: all you have to do is look at the pic in the first post to realize op is a fraud as no god tier shopper would post that let alone want to be called sir if even the oldfag serious shoppers wouldn't do that
get a clue
>>14124259
Duh.
You don't seem to understand what I wrote at all in the context of the previous posts do you?
Try to keep up, newfag kid.
>>14124263
Observe the different name of the poster. God, I'm not even trolling you. I don't need to. You're just that fucking dumb. I give up on you
>>14124265
Hey, moron, that was actually a different poster. Why would he drop the "God" name if he wanted people to believe that he was the one making the shops?
You are criminally stupid
>>14124262
>doesn't even realize he is the retard
>calls others "retard"
lol
>>14124266
>>14124271
hurr durr
go samefag and respond to yourself over and over again as though many people agree in typical newfag fashion somehwere else dumbass
also, lrn24chan
>>14124250
>>14124206
>>14124273
>>14124263
Whatever you need to tell yourself, kid. You can keep samefagging and patting yourself on the back if you want.
You're providing an otherwise dead thread with some decent entertainment
>>14124263
>>14124206
Does you really not get it or is this just bait? I really hope it's bait
>>14124286
*DO
English is not my first language
>>14124276
Well, there goes that theory.
Sorry it's so hard to believe that more than one person finds you unbearable
>>14124332
>>14124332
are ya kidding me? He's so fucking edgy. Look at the way he burned the guy who tricked all of the people in this thread.
Oh wait, he didn't.
Oh wait, he made himself look like an absolute jackass and has been digging the hole deeper ever since...
Oh...
O..
Yeah, he's a cretin. Carry on
