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Give me your best roasts
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Show your tits :)
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I'm not gonna send my nudes out. You can kik me tho just to talk lol
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>>14019572
Well then post it

Would you show your tits on snapchat?
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Show the tits. Show the tits. Show the tits. Show the pussy.
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Kik : jordy_Elizabeth
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hi QT
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Your facial structure is less than average, you would probably look like a boy if it weren't for that long hair. Which coincidentally is covering your face, but doing a poor job because we can all still see your ugly face. Tyvm.
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Lol someone did what I asked cx
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I'd say you've got nice boobs. What's that thing in your lip? Is there a short leash that latches on your lip at one end and some dude's zipper on the other?
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Someone do a nudeshop of her <3
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my lips a pierced lol . and please don't nudeshop me .-.
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>>14019689
>>14019696
>>14019701
Is it ok with you if I do a nudeshop of you Jordyn? I mean, it's not real of course.
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i'd rather you not... you can probably make it look hella real . and thats not even a good pic of me to use lol.
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I would love to see you nude or a nudeshop done
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You should just post your tits
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>>14019725
I respect your wishes Jordyn. I just think you're a very sexy girl and some of the anons here would like to see a nudeshop of you. Again, we all know it's not real. And if you've got the sense of humor/adventure for it, you can post a better pic for it if you want. Bikini pics work great.
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like i said... i don't want my nudes online ..
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i'll send pics though kik or something
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>>14019739
>>14019745
That's a good girl Jordyn. Much better that way and the guys here are pretty cool. None of them will post your nude later or request nudeshops of you.

Oh, wait. Actually they probably will. Which means the cat's probably out of the bag for you Jordyn. But the guys here do have a pretty good sense of humor and if you're a good sport they probably will let you off easy lol.
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What a fucking creep. ^
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>>14019689
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>>14019745
come back and chat. i wont post a nudeshop of you if you do.
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what is that?
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>>14019833
that's a close up of your right boob. your nipple is concealed with black tape.
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>>14019829
I'd love to see your shitty nudeshop you're threatening a girl over. Stop sweating lmao.
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>>14019837
wasn't threatening. was telling her not to worry about it if she wanted to come back.
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>>14019845
>"I wont post a nudeshop, if you come back"
That is literally threatening. Chill, if you wanna see fake tits so bad go watch a hentai. Ffs.
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>>14019833
he's right about the not sweating part. i wouldn't mess with you like that.
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>>14019856
Oh, don't worry. I'l chill. But I still think Jordyn kind of likes it a little as long as there are boundaries. If she were down for actually letting someone fake her, with her providing the pic, that would be legendary. but nobody's gonna twist her arm.
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>>14019869
I don't think anyone would like a neckbeard wanting to nudeshop them.
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holy fuck this thread
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I wanna see the pussy. Boob's are great but pussy is best
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>>14019882
>>14019833
You may be right. And I'll let it go. But I'd like to ask Jordyn one general question about it first if she doesn't mind. I guess she can not answer or answer.

Jordyn, can you honestly say it didn't turn you on even one tiny bit the idea of a bunch of men might be looking at a semi-realistic picture of you naked? Since we all know it's fake of course. I'll leave you alone after that.
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thanks sab <3 but uhh yeah . i'm 16 for 1 , and also i'm not keen with the idea of my face on some nude girl
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it wouldn't . honestly , it'd scare me more then turn me on.
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>>14019900
Lmao fuckin creep isnt gonna reply now.
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>>14019745
Pics as in nudes ;)
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i didn't mean it in that way .-.
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>>14019947
Oh 0_0
Ummmmm......so.....how's it hanging?
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>>14019928
no, i'll reply. and i won't nudeshop you. i was wondering what you thought about those other ones where I didn't take you all the way nude? was it close??
>>14019689
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close to what ?
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>>14019994
close to being an accurate fake. again, i'm not doing more even just for me. and i got your take on how you'd feel so don't worry...i'll be cool with it. but did you think it was a decent depiction of what was portrayed in the picture. And given that it's not like I'm going to do more either way, I guess did you at least like it a little?
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>>14020016
Look how deformed you made her tits. One part isnt even round. The color matching is poor. Why did you bring the indent into her upper stomach area? 4/10.
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>>14020046
That's actually good feedback. Thanks. As for the indent into her lower stomach, I was just planning on stripping her down to the waist before found another one to work on.
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>>14020062
o.o oh...
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>>14020062
that's kinda.. awkward....
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>>14020066
Lol, I know right? He was right though. I totally blew out the right side of your boob. I got distracted looking at the details I guess. You're a very sexy girl. A couple years young but still very nice. We may have had some fun this evening if you were older but I guess you'll just have to mark your calendar and come back. And I won't nude you on my computer for myself either. Promise.
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>>14020102
okie lol..
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>>14020093
We do that with girls all the time here. It's not personal or anything.
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>>14020112
I know you like it a little you naughty thing. But I won't call you out on it. All joking aside you could actually get into modeling when you turn 18. You wouldn't have any problems getting in.
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>>14020102
Tfw "he"
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>>14020128
can't model. i have piercings and such . funny thing tho, my mom was a model.
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Why roast ur cute ; )
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>>14020169
thank you loll
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Yw
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But y "lol" ??
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>>14020143
piercings don't necessarily rule you out. how many you have and where?
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>>14020209
just my lips and ears
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>>14020217
Yeah, that's no problem Jordyn. I know girls who've done it with more. Have any tats?
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>>14020226
noo i'm only 16 haha
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>>14020232
Lol. I know some who managed to. So you actually wanna model or what?
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>>14020260
i'm not fit for it . doubtful i'd make any money off it.
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>>14020266
Not fit for it? Lol, you've got to be joking. And the girls I know make pretty decent money.
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You look good enough
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>>14020266
If you want some info for looking into let me know and I can post it for you.
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Your eyebrows are making you a 7 and your weird lip thing is making you a 4
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>>14020273
oh .. idkk
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>>14020303
yeah some ppl hate my piercings . idc tho
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I would suck your clit when your 18
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>>14020298
idk. i actually wanna be a cosmetologist after i graduate
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My snapchat begins with iam... if youre still adding, we cab talk tonight
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>>14020317
oic
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>>14020309
Idk what your take is on your looks but you've got a look that's very marketable. There are a lot of guys who'd like to see you in a shoot.
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>>14020318
That's probably good steady work. If that's what you're looking for, cool. I'm sure you'll find job.
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>>14020327
well..thanks cx
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>>14020318
>be a cosmetologist after i graduate
you must be really smart. the big bang theory sounds like bullshit to me. you can't make something out of nothing.
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>>14020336
what are you even talking bout?
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>>14020333
Seems like you keep not quite shutting the door. Want some info so you can look into?
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>>14020339
stephen hawking, cosmotology, quantum mechanics
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>>14020346
sure (:
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>>14020352
These guys are reputable. Good place to start.

http://ladirectmodels.com/NewTalent/

And here's a model that is very comparable to you.

http://ladirectmodels.com/talent.php?id=1114&gender=female

They literally make $1000-2000 per week.
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post a picture of your bare feet please
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>>14020366
not unless it benifits me .
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>>14020366
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>>14020365
thanks (x i'll check it out
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>>14020368
you show yours and i'll show you mine
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>>14020368
So you posting snapchat or what?
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>>14020368
What would you like in return? :)
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>>14020373
guys feet turn me off so no thanks cx
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>>14020368
Would you like some dick pics?
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>>14020376
idk. food cx
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Yeah. Before we go any further, we're gonna need a time stamp.
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>>14020379
What turns you on?
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>>14020379
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>>14020374
yeah ig . its officaljordy
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>>14020383
just add me on snapchat and ill post one there
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>>14020382
Fuck youre one of those kids that repeat what everyone else says
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>>14019408

I'd cum in your mouth so hard your meals would taste too salty for weeks.
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>>14020382
Right. I mean if you want money spent on you, I'm very willing to help you out. Maybe send money via PayPal or buy you things. But we'd have discuss the transaction, and I'd be asking for more than feet.
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>>14020388
why do you need the "official"?
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>>14020395
oh no honey , i don't like when people spend money on me honestly .-.
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>>14020392
Fuck that. If you can take 100 different snaps with a time stamp, you can take one and post it on this board.
That way we know you're on the level
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>>14020392
Whats your snapchat?
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>>14020394
i'd like to see u try.
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>>14020404
Of course you would like that you fucking slut
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>>14020398
Okay then. What would you like in return for pictures of your bare feet?

I dare you to post a picture showing your bra straps.
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>>14020408
i was joking cx
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>>14020412
Shut the fuck up and open your mouth you fucking whore
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>>14020398
>i don't like when people spend money on me honestly
so you don't charge for your cam shows?
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if u guys want proof of identification either add me on snapchat or kik
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>>14020417
i don't have cam shows
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>>14020413
dude. stop
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>>14020423
i thought you came here to be insulted whore
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>>14020422
>>14020423
OP I'd like to see your feet
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>>14020419
You never posted snapchat
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>>14020429
officaljordy
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>>14020422
>i don't have cam shows
start with a striptease
then do a bate video
then blow random guys on the street
then anal with a little white boy
then get a huge dildo to prepare yourself for bbc
then bbc
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>>14020443
nahhhh
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>>14020454
alright then
skip all that other stuff and go for the bbc
but i warned you
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>>14020454
How do I get to see them feet?
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>>14020454
>>14020484
Are you stripping tonight girl?
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>>14020502
no i don't strip
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>>14020509
What about showing off your feet?
Or is that a snapchat request?
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>>14020509
not yet;)
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>>14020509
>i don't strip
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anybody got the new miley sextape?
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bruh what the hell did I just read? I was expecting some funny ass roast and then all I see is show tits show feet lolol
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>>14020572
and somehow you don't think she's medium rare from all that attention.
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>>14020587
what.
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>>14020587
she's furiously fingering both her little pink holes
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>>14020595
gross... no
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>>14020600
you don't like touching yourself?
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This is the gayest fucking thread ever
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>>14020572
Forreal
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>>14020617
lol
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>>14020617
>This is the gayest fucking thread ever

no surprize to see you opening your mouth on it then
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