Cops stories good, bad, etc
we had a good thread a few months ago
About the show or the real life cops?
>>74129994
real life encounters
>>74129903
>first year of HS
>in independent studies so only go once a week
>friend tells me there's going to be a fight
>ecw.jpg
>record it and upload to jewtube
>next day playing black ops smashing little kids
>knock at the door
>look out the window
>shitonetime.jpg
>he knocks the door and i open
>he starts talking about the video of the fight and telling me how my school can get me in trouble
>lol tell him i don't go to local HS cause it's shit
>he gets mad and leaves
>video later gets taken down because violation
The cop later snitched on other cops to the FBI during an audit. They were stealing money from bank robberies evidence and stealing cars.
>be white
>get pulled over
>get citation instead of lead sandwich
>repeat 3 times
fuck cops man speeding should not even be a cite-worthy thing. i haven't gotten a ticket in years because i am a great driver but i still "speed" n shiiet
I've ran from cops
and evaded one of their road blocks
they are incredibly stupid and naive
>>74129903
I got pulled over for no front licence plates last week.
Got a warning and went on my way.
Who puts a fucking front licences plate on a sports car?
>>74132188
>>74129903
>smoke weed on park trail that goes through city
>get blazed
>pretend to ditch friends
>get in car fast with other friends
>car speeds out of parking lot
>cop right in front of us
>turns on lights and reverses so he is behind us
>blah blah blah
>other cop comes and claims he smells weed
>no weed, top kek we smoked it
>parents come and yell at me
>had alcohol in the car so everyone got possession of alcohol, but i took it to court and it was dismissed (cops didnt show)
>be at house party in hs
>we got a keg OH SHIT
>friends whos house it is invites everyone
>quickly blows up
>50 people already
>cars line the street
>police bang on front door
>we leave out the back and get away
>they get cited for alcohol consumption
>at house party
>holding down the table on bp
>bff comes down tells me cops are here we need I bounce
>go out back jump fence and get in his pathfinder
>cops start pursuit
>4 of us bail
>6 squad cars and we all got away
>be fucked up from drinking early in the night
>go out in DC from friends house where we got fucked up at
>end up back in his neighborhood shit faced with friend because we dont know where his house is (shit faced)
>running through backyards
>standing in the middle of the street shit faced trying to figure out what to do
>cop rolls up
>gets out and wants our IDs etc
>tell him we just want to go home
>obviously we are shitfaced
>puts us in the back of his car
>pulls up next to a taxi
>tells the taxi driver to take us home
>taxi driver takes us to my neighborhood
>we ditch the taxi driver and he doesnt chase us
>get home
>friend wants to go to his house so he calls his mom to pick him up
>mom comes and cop pulls them over
>she pays for taxi ride
>cousin throws huge house party while house sitting me
>too many people
>easily 100 people
>cops come
>at least 6/7 cops
>bang on the door
>my cousin answers
>lets them in
>they cite everyone for drinking underage
This guy was the police chief of the town I lived in.
Just type in his name to see all the shit he did. The local government sucked his dick all the time too despite how shitty he was.
>>74129903
>Be me
>13
>Me and the lads get caught shoplifting
>"oi ya cheeki wanka ur comib wiv me"
>try to bin that pack of pens but too late
>no charges but copper takes us home
>apparently the cunt lied to my mates and said me and my mum were crying when in reality neither of us gave a fuck
What a bell-end.
>driving down highway...high as fuck
>going about 150mph
>cop pulls out behind me
>speed up to 175
>lose cop
>receive letter in mail to appear in court for "attempting to allude and officer"
>appear in court, argue that charge is invalid as i did in fact allude the officer.
>case dismissed
>wtf.jpeg
true story.
>live on military base when I was a kid
>sneak into abandoned houses area that they used for Urban Training
>pissing on a wall while my friends try starting a fire with some matches
>all of a sudden 5 MP's come around the corner with my dick out
>uhhhhhh
>They wait for me to pull up my pants
>a 6th MP comes around the other side with my friends
>they tell us its dangerous here there could be snakes
>put us in the back of their cars
>drive us home
They also turned on the siren when we asked, cool shit
>>74132135
>drive fast like a crazy idiot
>has multiple tickets
>lol its ok guys imma good driver
>>74133654
>driving fast means you aren't a good driver
this is how i know you are a shitty driver
I have only been pulled over once.
guy was nice enough to let me off with a warning
>>74133788
>keep getting pulled over
>thinks that means you're a good driver.
You're about as delusional as an sjw.
>>74133497
> t. a 12 year old
underage b&
>>74133497
it's bullshit but i believe it.jpeg
>>74133931
>keep getting pulled over?
you mean when i was 16? nah senpai if you read my post (it seems like you aren't very good at reading) i said i haven't been pulled over in years. also getting pulled over for speeding really has nothing to do with being a "good" driver.
but only a shitty driver would think so
>>74133654
> implying driving fast makes you a bad driver
> implying race car drivers are bad drivers
> implying people that can maintain perfect control at high speeds are bad drivers
if anything, he's an idiot for continuing to get caught. I speed literally everywhere at about 15 over, have never gotten a speeding ticket in 14 years of driving.
>>74133654
Black drivers think they can fly when they accelerate.
It's all so tiresome.
I've been arrested like 30 plus times. Bunch of fucking fags talking about getting pulled over and shit lolol. Let me know when you faggots finish your homework and your mom lets you go outside and play tag with a helmet on.
>>74134272
>>74134321
Spotted the Armenians
>>74133497
>>74134458
>woah i've been arrested i am cool
you should be euthanized
>>74129903
You wanna some brazilian stories fat-boy?
I'll give you a brazilian cop story...
>be me one week ago
>have a pleasing dinner with my uncle
>we discuss politics
>we eat the dessert and drink some coffe
>we discuss more politics
> we leave
>>74134512
And we're both here on /pol/. Difference is I had fun, did drugs, and fucked bitches. You sat around and played dungeon and dragons with your mommy
>have friends who have never smoked weed
>we decide to bring a joint
>everyone's going to get pizza
>everyone but the driver smokes
>toss blunt out window
>get pizza
>driving home (driver still sober)
>doesnt stop at a stop sign
>oh shit the cops are here
>I ask if I can leave because it's just a traffic stop and I could walk home
>cop says what street do you live on
>X ave.
>literally we're on the block
>cop doesn't believe us
>says we have to get out while a K-9 squad comes to check out the car
>we have to sit in back of the cop car
>driver get's fucked
>oh shit is he going to rat us out
>cop comes to back of squad car
>asks our names
>writes them down
>we all get to leave expect for the driver
>shit is so cash
Btw the cops found a used condom in his car
>>74134641
>and fucked bitches
did that
>did drugs
did that
>Difference is I had fun
k
when are you going back to jail you societal leech?
>>74134500
LOL
thank you anon
>>74133603
>They were talking about your snake
>>74134782
I did it more. And I'm never going back. They'll never take me alive.
My friend told me this story:
>Friend is from very rough innercity school, lots of fights, ethnic tensions, gangs, etc.
>One day huge fight is set to go down after school
>Literally 25 on 25 fight
>School ends, kids gather outside on the field
>Cops show up, announce there will be no fight, acting all tough and shit
>Kids look at each other
>Realize if they team up it'll be 50 kids vs. cops
>Cops get beaten badly
>Call for backup
>Backup gets beaten too
>Call more backup
>Still get beaten
>On the fourth backup they managed to take control
Made me glad I went to nice suburban school.
>>74133108
Had one like this
> 16 ( drinking age is 18 )
> party with few mates and girls. No parents around
>by midnight im pretty drunk
>toilet occupied
>go round the house to take a quick slash
> unzip just about to wip it out and release the flood
> Fucking cop crashes through the hedge
> NOPE.GIF
> incognito walk back send soberish m8 instead
> get paranoid about underage
> hid behind the house for half an hour
> turned out there was a burglar call out that had nothing to do with us. No cite
>>74134782
May you'll see him there after your 30th driving conviction or after you kill someone with your speeding.
Faggot
>>74134458
>Lol why don't you grow up and spend every weekend in jail like me?
Gas yourself.
>>74129903
got pulled over, said sorry and he gave me a warning.
>>74129903
>Be me
>Be 18
>Smoke weed at a place with graffiti "poke smot"
>Think is funny
>See cop rolling up
>oh fuck.jpg
>Be really, really high
>Tell my friend whos with me i'm just going to tell them the truth
>He opens by ignoring that and lying
>what the fuck.jpg
>cop ain't buying his "just smokes bro" routine
>I tell him we were smoking
>get out of the car sir
>fuck
>They give me speed round questions (almost sure they were 100% just fucking with me)
>I call the lady cop sir because im baked and nervous
>She loses her shit, as she is manly-looking butch lesbian
>Guy cop laughs, he finds my stash
>Guy cop still laughing and he gives me back my pipe
>Destroys my weed
>Searches us
>Tells us that being honest is the best way and isn't a dick at all
>Butch lesbo still raging
>Tells her to chill
>Gives us our stuff back
>No charges
>I am white
>>74129903
>be me
>RCMP
>see fellow Canadian viewing hentai on the interwebs
>arrest xer on child pornography charges
>release her because it's 2016 and being a kiddy fucker is now a sexuality
>go home
>smoke some Trudeau® branded pot
another story.
>still RCMP
>working in gun control
>get call to good looking house in a homogeneous white neighborhood
>""""illegal""""" weapons in house
>about to enter
>notice chihuahua
>shoot it
>enter house and confiscate all """""weapons"""""""
Just another day making Canada safe again!
>>74135108
Going to jail is more masculine than anything you've ever done
>>74134941
I want sauce, impossible this shit didn't make news holy shit
>>74135163
kik
![1392984[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kvz0QcN.jpg "1392984[1].jpg")
>be 14 or 15
>alot of arsons in my city in this period
>some girl i knew asked if i knew who burned down a school nearby
>told sarcastically "oh yea that was totally me"
>few weeks later
>get letter from police that i have to show up at my countries police headquarters for interrogation
>confused as fuck why for
>i had done some shoplifting and multiple assaults so i thought it was some of that
>show up with my mum
>get escorted by police through the big yard
>finally get inside and into the interrogation room
>'hello anon, i assume you know why you're here'
>burst out laughing when i learned that the girls mom had reported me for the arson i was joking about
>police takes my phone for evidence and keeps it for 3 weeks
>later they caught the sandniggers who was responsible
lulz were had
>>74132424
what shithole state requires that
>be 19
>don't own car, just a bike
>leave house party kind of drunk
>a dozen beers in my back pack
>have to go down incredibly steep hill to get home
>if I pedal hard enough on the hill I can hit nearly 25mph
>speed limit 10mph
>cops pull me over on my bike
>cops tell me I was clocked doing 15 over the limit and write me a speeding ticket
>cops don't bust me for being drunk or having beer underage
>cops just confiscate beer
>judge ends up throwing out speeding ticket
>>74135320
You expect inner city violence to make any but local news?
>>74129903
>should have had at least 7 dui's minimum
>3 times lazy nigger cops didn't want to do the paper work and just wrote a bullshit ticket like rolling through a stop
>1 time cop let me go because I was the least drunk in the car even though I was probably twice the legal limit and he didn't even light me up until I was parked at my apartment
>1 time was about to get breathalyzed at check point but a guy behind me pulled a u-turn so they wave me on to go chase him
>1 time told I cop my eyes were red because I had been swimming
>only time I actually got a dui was because I totaled my car
cops haven't been that bad to me tbqh
>>74135320
Here ya go:
http://www.worcesterma.gov/wpd-press-releases/officer-seriously-hurt-when-large-fight-erupts-at-north-high
>be me
>live in a "multicultural" apartment complex
>Why?
>good question
>seemed fine when I moved in
>ignoring or in denial of obvious signs
>1.5 years later the place has literally turned into a dump
>Im having a really bad week
>nigger music blasting in my chest from the seventh floor
>I broke, I raged
>I ran out on the balcony like some hillbilly "Turn that shit off nigger and take your monkey asses back to Africa."
>That was a mistake
>Then I proceeded to threaten them with my shotgun
>I was going down cause fuck that im not gonna be the racist white guy yelling from some high place.
>Open the door
>Both elevators open together carrying 4 cops each
>ohshhitohshitohshiitt get back inside quick
>I dont make it
>Proceed to scream and yell like a madman all the way
>I have to keep up this crazy thing or its jailtime
>they take me to the hospital and tell the nurses that i am on a 72 hour hold.
>1997
>17 years old
>liberal Santa Cruz, Ca.
>dude weed life
>me and bro go to smoke weed under a bridge and look at local graffiti
>inb4 wigger because I was wigger tagger at the time
>smoke weed
>feels good man
>2 cops surprised us
>stealth hide muh new pipe
>nigga we saw you
>"What's going on gentleman?"
>"n.. nuthin."
>"where's the weed?"
>"here you go officer."
>"smash your pipe."
>mfw it's metal and stomp it into the mud
>"now throw it."
>I threw it about 10 feet
>"farther retard."
>"Yes officer."
>don't let us catch you down here again
Some cops are so fucking based, it drives me insane to hear people talk about "muh evil killer cops."
Brocops like that are the reason I respect the police and laws as a 36 year old adult
Trump 2016
>>74129903
>get pulled over
>buying weed from nigger ( he had really good weed )
>nigger also has tons of other drugs and a gun
>get pulled over
>cop asks if we have any marijuana
>"he does"
>point at nigger
>nigger bolts
>cop chases him down, throws him in the back of his car
>asks me, 'son what were you doing with him in your car?'
>"i was buying a quarter ounce of weed officer"
>he asks, ' did you complete the transaction before i pulled you over '
>no.jpg
>tells me to leave
i like the cops in my town
>>74135768
Cont.
>crisis somewhat averted
>i get out in 14
>not on person really wanted to address what i had been yelling
>it was like too much for them to take
>be driving drunk and high on weed and pills
>be in my underwear for fun
>driving buddies home
>have my AK47 in the backseat, loaded with a 75 round drum because Im and american
>get pulled over by like 5 cops that pull me over daily
>they never charge me with anythinr and always let me go, they just bother me
>i talk to cops in my underwear while very intoxicated and talk to them about how much i love america, freedom, and let them play with my AK47
>they let me go, no tickets, nothing at all
Was totally sure that would be the time they arrested me. They never pulled me over ever again after that day.
>>74134941
Should have just shot the stupid kids.
>>74135771
831 or what
>senior year in HS
>friends are into cars, i go with them to some meet up one night
>after it's over, they fly down the road to my friends house, touching 100 on a 50mph road
>i'm doing 65mph just trying to keep up
>approach them at a stoplight when i see lights
>cops comes out, i give him my info
>he hands me a warning
>"tell your friends to stop driving like a bunch of fucking idiots"
>junior year college
>drive on a road by a military base after work one night
>get pulled over doing 6 over
>oddly, it's a municipal road so it's a city cop.
>"hey, i'm sorry but they're really getting on us. i gotta give you a ticket."
>somehow, it's for federal court since it was by a military base
>the day of my appearance, i go onto the base and there's a table with a line of people
>i get in line
>eventually i come to the front
>"how do you plead?"
>not guilty
>"rejected." here's your fine.
>be me
>few years ago in HS
>late to school
>cold as fuck, windows were frosted over on car
>scratch off little patch in front to see, nothing else
>looksgoodtome.jpg
>drive to school
>casual 52mph in a 25
>cop pulls me over
>don't even try to get a warning
>get ticket
>drive away realizing how lucky I was the windows were frosted over
>Car contained:
>home made flame thrower
>box full of explosive making supplies
>180 toilet paper rolls
>another box full of electronic shit that would look like a bomb to anyone who didn't know what they were
>other misc. suspicious gear
>Get to school
>parking lot is fucking empty
>fucking
>empty
>turns out school started an hour late that day for teacher meetings and shit
>mfw I could have avoided the ticket entirely
>I went and disputed the ticket in court anyways
>I could either get the official clocked speed lowered or the ticket price lowered
>judge lowered the official speed
>told me if I wouldn't have come in, I would have had my license revoked
And that's the day I became a good driver.
>>74134941
I don't believe it happened like you say it did
after the first group of cops gets beaten backup would have tear gassed and rubber bulleted your shit
>>74129903
>Be me
>17 years old
>At a huge party in a house pretty much in the middle of nowhere
>Lots of alcohol and people smoking weed all around
>Drink with my friends but none of us smoked
>Later on a fight breaks up between 3 drunktards
>My squad decides it's time to bail
>We all get into our friend's car and drive off
>Not even 2 blocks away when we see 5 police trucks storm in
>Still hear lots of screams
>"ay wey, that was close"
>Next morning, 12 arrested for underage drinking and possession, including the 3 drunktards
>>74135983
It's been 831 for a while, but back then I think it was all 408 (not just San Jose) although I may be wrong.
I was living in either Capitola or Ben Lomond at the time. I moved from Ben Lomond to Capitola that same year and was junior at high school in Santa Cruz
>me a couple years ago
>chillin smoking weed with 5 friends in hardcore police city
>drinking some
>cops show up inside private pool area
>know we are high and not too drunk
>literally let 4 cops in and he tells us what we should do
>this cop is personal asshole to us all the time
>ohboyjailtimeherewego.jpg
>says he does not care about the joint or liquor, but that we maintain a quiet, peaceful scene
>its midnight and everyone lies in neighborhood
>says dont smoke weed anymore, but lets us finish our joint
>we thank him and pass water bottles to cops we had for after our party for hydration after liquor.
>cops leave
>go home
>wake up
>roll on the floor
>do the dinosaur.
>high school
>house party
>4 cop cars pull up
>everybody freaks out and runs out the back door
>I followed the herd
>step on broken beer bottle and fuck my foot up bad
>cops never get out of their cars
>>74136551
Vintage maymay, chum
When I was in high school, my government teacher told me this story.
>student at UC
>him and some friends were having a bonfire one weekend outside their dorm
>police pull up
>ask if it's a party
>offer to go pick up some girls
>teacher declines offer
He wasn't too impressed with the local cops
>>74129903
>hanging out with my one black friend
>tells me about the time he got pulled over for speeding
>drunk as fuck with open container in car
>on parole, he's thinking "fuck my life is over"
>pulls over and cop walks up
>"Do you have any idea how fast you were going? It's 35 here and you were going 50!"
>"I'm sorry, sir. I had just bought this car not too long ago, it's got a bigger, more powerful engine that I'm still getting used to.."
>hands over dl, insurance and proof of how long he's had the car
>he gets away with a verbal warning
