> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
>AUSTRALIAA
>>74004204
Hey Austrian Flag, why is Austria having two entries this year, one French song and one Gook?
>Lithuania
>White
>MUH FEMINISM
>THROWS AWAY MAN ON STAGE
>STUDIES ARABIC
>MIXED RACE
BOMBING SARAJEVO WAS A MISTAKE
ROACHES #1
>ROACHES #1
ROACHES #1
>ROACHES #1
ROACHES #1
>ROACHES #1
ROACHES #1
>ROACHES #1
ROACHES #1
>ROACHES #1
>Serbistan
>>74004204
SLAVIC FAGGOT
Aryan on stage
>>74004337
kek
>>74004204
Based Lebensraum making these threads
I don't like any of the songs.
Which country should I vote for for the greatest SJW butthurt?
>>74004308
KHAN'D
H
A
N
'
D
Calling it now, this guy is going to win.
Don Slavroach
im curious how justin timberlakes song will compare to the other songs.
>AZERBAIJAN
>LITHUANIA
PICK ONE
>>74004204
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
vote
>eurovision turned into gayvision
>we stopped going
Nice
The fire slows down brother!
Same haircut as israel.. Would make a gr8 couple
>>74004467
Russia
>>74004467
Russia.
gotta mute this one for fucksake its all shit
Daily reminder to vote for Russia to make Crimea 2017 happen
Jesus Christ
jew hair
>>74004467
this
>>74004467
Oy Vey!
>>74004467
Russia
Just cuck my life into the sunshine familiabangada
>>74004454
>slav shits
>aryan
>>74004467
russia
>>74004467
Always Russia
>>74004337
WE HAVE KANGAROOS AN SHIITT
>>74004454
Yeah, but with a total sissy song.
i want to fuck lithuania's boipussy
>>74004467
Russia
holy shit lithuania is shit
>>74004467
Russia
>>74004549
>Balts
>Slavs
relax the bants Muhammad
>Twitterinas hating on this fucboi for being Catholic
Lol
>>74004467
Russia
what the fuck is this
>>74004549
>germoney
>aryen
pls
>>74004467
Russia
Lets all vote for Russia
I can't remember anything politically significant about Lithuania. Have they ever done anything?
I'm gonna vote for Australia uniroinically, because it's the best European country by far.
Eurovision?
More like everyonesingsinfuckingenglishvision.
Getting enriched right there.
>>74004204
The fuck Israel is doing here.
>>74004467
Vote Sir Gay Lazer from Russia
>>74004467
Russia
pure eurotrash
ebin flip
>>74004616
i have been waiting for this shitpost
>>74004601
>EWW A CHURCH #TRIGGERED
>>74004467
VOTE FOR
RUSSIA!!!
Russia liberated the straightness out of Lithuania?
>>74004497
>Germany
>leading in votes
She got the fucking weeb vote in her pocket, alright.
>>74004562
>KANGS
Another "ooooooooo" song, nice.
>>74004447
>SARAJEVO
>That magic trick
>>74004616
effects of gommmunism
>>74004467
Roshia
>>74004497
>Weird al Poljakovic having this many votes
DON'T LOOK LADS DON'T LOOK
>>74004467
RUSSIA
>>74004467
Poccйя
australia is still the best so far
>>74004618
>irish
>white
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
jews reeee
>>74004624
>20 cent per sms
dont feed the televised jew
ewww croatia what are you doing
>>74004633
They got annexed by the USSR that one time.
>>74004633
No they have not done anything Exept for being part of Poland when it was great
>>74004633
Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth
Their population is tiny
>>74004467
Australia for the wildlife
Poland or Russia for the Slav beat downs
Take your pick
>>74004649
Oy vey France, Israel is as much a part of Europe as other european countries.
Treehugger!
>>74004511
Has russia came up already. I tuned in half-way in and serbia was the best so far.
2 minutes with capthcha.
>>74004467
Russia
Azerbaijan
>>74004633
They didn't have potato once, like yourselves. Other than that - no fucking idea
>>74004646
Even Poccya cucks got their little cuckcountry cucked beyond pravda
>>74004724
It's your turn
>hugging a fucking free
IRISH COMMENTATOR IS FUCKING EATING KEK
Croatia pls
>squats and shits stars over the stage
LITERALLY FUCKING TUMBLRINA
Triggered
>>74004726
R A R E
A
R
E
When will Death grips perform at eurovision?
croatia, what the fuck, a literal feminazi sjw
literally tumblr
WUB WUB WUB WUB REFUGEES WUB WUB WUB WUB
WTF CROATIA
>>74004764
Russia is next.
>>74004744
She's at least white and sings about God
12 POINTS TO KROATIA !
WTF croatia
What is this thing?
problem glasses
>>74004764
Not yet, our 4D fag is next
wtf croatia do not want
>>74004511
>>74004516
>>74004546
>>74004558
>>74004560
>>74004568
>>74004596
>>74004611
>>74004623
>>74004650
>>74004651
>>74004673
If you say so
she went with the small dress
What the fuck is she wearing
>feminist haircut
>treehugger
>feminist glasses
Triggered
>>74004308
We yurop now
my sides
Ustaše
LOL THAT OUTFIT HAHAHAHA
>Croatia
TUMBLR: THE SONG
>>74004633
russia and yours truly might start WW3 over it
USA should have entered DJ Khaled.
TREE HUGGERS
Daily reminder to vote for Russia to make Crimea 2017 happen
>>74004692
do we really need yank conspiracy up in these threads? They're faggots because of you winning the cold war and spreading special snowflake syndrome around the western world. Fuck off lad wew
All these good commentators, but ours has absolutely no banter.
WTF IS THIS SHIT HAHAHA
CHECK YOUR EUROPRIVELAGE
>Playing a fucking tree
Opinions on pic related as a country?
Currently fucking a georgian chick. Am I a race traitor?
>>74004549
hrvatska objasni seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sramotaaaaaaaa
>>74004782
Is he any good? I'm watching on BBC for based Graham.
pure shit
this is clearly pro-refugee propaganda
yoo. what boss do I have to raid for that robe ?
Vote for Russia guys to fuck those sjw's up
Croatia, what the fuck.
>>74004908
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>74004880
built-in microphone stand
This dress... THE MACHINES ARE BREAKING THROUGH
magic robe lvl 100 goyy enchanted
Adeptas sororitas! Fucking 40k warhammer cosplayer thing.
>>74004922
yes, they shitskins
>>74004467
russia
>>74004824
I'M FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THE PERCS
All the Croatian backing singers in Burkas
kek this shit
slow down brothers
>>74004922
Bastion against the darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3k2MOJOkKg
Will we see anything like this or is it just the same shit for the rest of tonight?
Croatia what the fuck.
There are no Slav qts in Eurovison any more.
C'est donc ça Tumblr ?
vote italy guyse
Lots of rhyming in this song, I like it. Rhyming is how you know a song is good.
Croatia what the fuck is this shit
When did Vulcan join Europe?
>>74004896
oh shit stealth rare
She literally can't move to even keep eye contact with the camera lol
>>74004893
You smart
>>74004937
The Femenist of Tumblr
>wearing a polytunnel
Is she growing tomatoes under there?
>>74004204
>tfw when Italy will never be represented by Bronson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKI-CnnbYE
>tfw UK will never be represented by of Wolves and Angels
Croatia bringing the bantz
Dis-i-pee-her
I fee-er
>LightHAAAAAAUUUURRSS
LMFAAO
EMPRESS SELA
pretty boring desu
>>74004934
What do you mean with "refugees"? Don't you mean tanned brits?
1st was the jews than poland russel and arab serb
now TUMBLR !! also weeb
>>74004922
Litteraly Caucasians.
ILL FIND YOUR LIGHTHOUSE
this is shit
>>74005009
Bulgaria desu
>>74004782
He sounds like a pissed 'oul fella eating a steak
>tumblrina
>literally zero vocal skills
>can't even move
CROATIA WHAT THE FUCK
tumblratia performing right now
Fucking Burkas
>>74005007
yes, just wait for ISIS to peform their song
Would look pretty good with longer hair
Sorry guys
>>74004997
who /slowdownbrother/ here?
>>74004931
Grand not saying anything interesting desu
>>74005029
vulcans are a essential part of europe, dont be a shitlord anon
Do European countries send the best they have to this contest?
BOOMZIBOOM BOOMZIBAM HELLO EUROPE HERE WE COME
Doesn't speak Ingerlish outta 10
>>74005007
no fun allowed, only generic pop this time
>>74004754
No they belong in the ME with the others sandniggers.
>>74005043
No, she's oppressing them
>>74004974
she's even whiter than me. She's pale af, despite being turkey's neighbour.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I tried guys. I just can't.
I'm getting the vodka.
ADIDAS
ROSSYA NEXT !!!
ROSSYA NEXT!!!
>dual citizenship
>can't decide which country I should be ashamed of more
>>74004467
Soviet Russia ofc, the SJWs will be butthurt because of the no gay stuff
>>74005088
We sent qt's literally every other year senpai, got us nowhere. Gotta try the other way
>>74005132
No.
>>74005119
I'm a #slowdownmissle now
>>74005132
Yeah they take it very seriously.
>SERGAY
>sir gay
B A S ED R USSIA
B
A
S
E
D
Russia's is actually a tune though
>>74004566
kill yourself faggot
TIME FOR SERGAY
desu
>>74005023
Explains this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0coPRBkbGJg
Time for dog cake
GO BASED RUSSIA
>>74005168
Your Syrian part
Russia
HEAVY BANTZ INCOMING
DOG BAKER
Russian Messi is up
please vote
R U S S I A
U
S
S
I
A
Poccия
>out of breath
>didn't even fucking move
KEK
>poodle strudel
>>74005007
Eurovision really went to shit once judges started to remove all the madness, meme and troll contestants. Now it's just shitty boring ballads and pop songs.
sehr gay
BASED RUSSIA
>>74005189
Wow what fags.
Remember to vote out m8s.
russian KEK incomnig
is that messi?
>Rossya coming up
Please win this Russia
Eurovision needs some gaybashing
>>74004467
Russia
No country can trigger SJWs more than Russia.
SIR GAY LAZER FOR THE WIN
>poodle stroodle
Russia now, with what must be the faggiest contestant.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
Did he stop up his ears so he doesn't have to hear himself sing?!?
HEAVY BANNNNNTZ
STAND WITH PUTIN
SIR GAY
12 POINTS TO CYKA
russian wins this
>>74004824
IT'S SUCH A
LONG
WAY
DOWN
>>74005261
kek
TUNE
U
N
E
Russia favorite
>>74005238
ha
ha
ha
oh, that's cool
That must have taken a lot of practice to get right
Fuck this shit. I thought Russia hates fags.
>>74005238
blublubulublublubl
CЛABA POCCИЯ
WORLDSTAR
russia? more like gayssia lmao
SO EDGY
>mfw russia wins while still bombing kebab
Please God, let Russia win.
OFF TO THE GULAG WITH HIM
GO GO SIR GAY NAKATIM CYKA BLYAT!!
SERGOY also known as "The Goyest of Goys" LAZAROF singing in fucking - w8 for it - English
Even Putin can't escape this shit
RUSSIA STRONG
>Russia pulling a Sweden
Pls no
>>74004893
Is USA even allowed to enter?
>it's getting exciting
