> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 FUCK UKRAINE - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74013789
Ok guys.... do you realy hat us that much?
Will it be hosted in Sydney next year?
YOU THINK YOU HAVE SEEN SHITPOSTING?
THIS IS ADVANCED REAL LIFE SHITPOSTING
HOW CAN THE REST OF THE WORLD EVEN COMPETE?
>>74015577
It's political.
Everyone hates Merkel.
>>74015577
FUCK YOU WE DESERVE IT
too bad most germans will just complain about the other countries instead of complaining about germany
THIS IS JUST JURY POINTS, REAL POLITICS POINT WILL COME AND STRAYA WILL BE REKT
>2016
>still a 6 second delay on the video feed
Explain
Holy shit Australia are going to win. Fucking kek.
>>74015577
Your singer wasn't tanned enough unfortunately.
>>74015622
Nah, Australia said you can host it again
Australia finna win
JEWS SHUT IT DOWN ISRAEL
>EUROvision
>Australia are going to win.
Hahahaha Europe literally on suicide watch.
holy shit,australia is actually going to win eurovision.wtf happened
Israels vote got shoad
SHUT IT DOWN
THESE BOOOS FOR ISRAEL
OY VEY
ISRAEL WAS NUKED
>ISRAEL
>slight boos
hahahaha
Isreal is nuked !
We are actually behind the gay emo jew
Kill me
SHUT down
>>74015824
lol
oy vey!
THE JEW HAS BEEN GASSED
ISRAEL GOT NUKED
IT'S HAPPENING
Straya have shitposted their way to the top. Beyond a joke.
>>74015504
why is australia even at eurovision i dont get it? can anyone join? why is she a gook?
Ukrainians are basically niggers
>>74015504
REMOVE GOOK
>>74015792
This is the best shitpost ever.
>isreal didnt pay the internet bill
>>74015792
>australia
>a ching chong
ENJOY YOUR INFLUX OF ASIANS CUNT
VOTE RUSSIA
Team /Straya/ Winning
Corea fuck yeah
Seoul 2017
>>74015792
Pretty sure it's china and not australia.
>chink shit song
> wining
top KEK
ahahahhahaustralia
OY GEVALT
Chin chong vision lel.
Russian faggish singer owned.
I unironically hope Jamalla wins.
thought they do a commercial before Israel
Fucking judges that vote different than the majority
>>74015622
Aside from the banter WHY THE FUCK IS STRALYA IN HERE!!!?
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
>>74015792
if it wasn't so early there I can't imagine the shitposting that would be happening here.
Reminder that these are the pleb tier Jury votes not the based public ones
>Vote Out
>Next Euro contest
Oh, we're thinking we might join Europe again
>ONE THOUSAND POINTS TO UNITED KINGDOM!!!
to be honest familia i prefer Australia winning it than those traitors Ukraine
GAS THE KIKES
POINTS WAR NOW
>europe invited europe
pls stop
CHING CHONG FROM STRAYAA WINNING CUCКVISION
BATTLE FOR THE LAST PLACE POLAND VS GERMANY WHO WINS?!
FUCKING GOOK
FUCKING XOXOL
Wheres the CUNT WHO BET £20 ON UKRAINE MAKE SOME NOISE U FANNY BLASTER
>israel
>signal lost
We have lost connection to Israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OYYRGEhBZw
LETS GET THIS SHOAH ON THE ROAD!
IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY SHITPOSTING
>A FUCKING CHINK FROM AUSTRALIA WILL WIN
A FUCKING GOOK
G O O K
O
O
K
>>74015941
commonwealth maybe
THE JEWS ARE BUSY RIGGING THE VOTE
FUCKING KEK
>>74015577
It was a very bad song.. and I think people hate Merkel more than Germans. But Germans vote her in time and again and say "T.I.N.A.", when clearly there are alternatives, so there's that.
Reminder all these points are PURELY given by JURY (kikes)
Australia is winning a contest for European countries. Are we the most cucked continent ever?
>Live from Israel
>dat out of tune attempt at Mans song
>dat incomprehensible attempt at coherent speech
UKRAINE CONFIRMED FOR MEME PROPAGATED BY JEWISH JUDGES
>my personal story
>1944
come on ukelele
So many memes this year. Australia winning Eurovision. Trump becoming president. What else can we expect?
Sick Ukrainian tragedies that concern nobody again.
>>74015929
Kek, why?
AUSTRALIA YESH!
>It's my personal story
HOLY FUCK I AM SO MAD THIS BITCH ONLY GETS VOTED BECAUSE MUH BAD RUSSIA
JAMALa is here
>>74015649
don't worry this is all going to plan. When Australia wins eurovision, Europe can now send over Syrian "citizens" over to Australia
Kick them out. seriously.
Germany gonna be last place.
WTF? seriously ukraine shilling like this for the win?
PATHETHIC
>>74015917
Have Slovenia already voted?
Why exactly is Australia in Eurovision?
>>74015792
Its the end of europe
>>74015954
How are the public votes factored in?
> europe doesn't help ukraine with war
> europe helps ukraine with eurovision
>EUROsong
>australia
AUSTRALIA TAKING SHITPOSTING TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Supreme Australians shitposting an entire continent.
>>74015792
A KOREAN IMMIGRANT IN AUSTRALIA IS GOING TO WIN THE EUROVISION
>>74015907
who knows
israel / russia / ukraine don't really belong either
UHH CHING CHONG
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG?
CHING CHIONG, CHONG, CNONG CNONG?
Stfu fronce
>>74015938
>Israel
kek, he got stabbed
>‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
That's a true level 9000 wizard here. I guess he's /pol/ resident
>A
>FUCKING
>STAR CONSTELLATION
that jew face
Europe getting cucked again
>>74016042
she looks like alien!
>>74016045
This what the fuck? what a shit
He finally did it the absolute M A D M A N
Next year EUROvision will be held in Australia.
fuck this life
>>74015977
Why nobody vote for us?
>>74015977
>Everyone hates Germany for fucking Europe up
>Everyone hates Poland for forcing the rest of us to take more shitskins
Kek, the hate is real
PYONGYANG 2017
>>74015504
>Germany has 1 fucking point
HOLY SHIT NAZI WEEBS ABSOLUTELY BTFO WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
FUCK UKRAINE
>>74015988
>>74016004
GO
O
GOOK
O
O
K
SHUT IT DOWN
KIKE POINTS INCOMING!
Greatest allies
>>74016071
I think they're completely seperate this year, so they'll be another 42 thingy
HOLY SHIT SHE GOT CAPTURED, THEY SHUT HER DOWN
OOOOY VVEY
>European song contest
>all those non Europeans
>>74016072
kek
>>74015504
>an Aussie chink wins
>a European singing contest
Aussie shitposting reaching critical mass, this is shitposting on a continental level
>>74016042
Australia are 40 points in the lead with a FAS chink immigrant. Shitposting at the European leagues.
Jews confirm sweden win
BETTER STRAYA THAN UKRAINE
FUCK THE KIKES
i'LL JUST SING MUH RESPONSE
>>74016128
with more emigration ofcourse
Quick, link some Australian news sites. I need to read the local banter.
UKRAINE YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD GOY
A GOOD GOY
BILL NYE THE VOTING GUY
>>74016128
RECHTSRUCK JETZT!
>finished fixing the vote
>>74016142
gotcha, thanks senpai
>12 to Ukraine from Israel
PURE COINCIDENCE
>ISRAEL GUY SPEAKS SWEDISH BETTER THAN MOST IMMIGRANTS AFTER 3 YEARS
THE GOOKS DOMINATE ESPORTS
THE GOOKS WILL DOMINATE EUROPE
THIS IS NOT THE PUBLIC VOTE
THIS IS HOW THE JURY VOTED
PUBLIC VOTE ALLOCATES POINTS LATER
khazars strike again
nice headband faggot
GREATEST ALLY
>>74015504
>Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
not even a live stream
YIDDISH SPEAKING FUCK
BELARUS GREATEST ALLY
>>74015994
belarus 12 points to russia who wouldve guessed
literally can't even remember australia's song
>Ukraine
>the likes strike again
ISRAEL AGAINST RUSSIA CONFIRMED
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>74015504
Belarus greatest Russia ally.
LOYAL DOG BELARUS
>Back on the right side of the board
It was nice while it lasted
Bump
Also will the US pull out a win this year guys?
BASED BELARUS
>>74016124
You ditched the tits for fags.
PURE COINCIDENCE
oh just you wait and see when the eastern bloc gangs up against the rest of europe
literally happens every single year
BASED BELARUS
RUSSIA STRONK
>France
>Amir
Pottery
Australia just killed eurovision
>EUROviosion song contest
>AUSTRALIAN GOOKS WIN
>TFW
RUSSIA
U
S
S
I
A
12 pts for somalia!
Belarus bros, definitely not politically motivated
12 points to RASHA!
Korean chink from Australia wins the EUROvision song contest. Let this sink in. It's almost as bad as when that bearded tranny from Austria won it.
>>74016202
Harldy fair when they're all purpose-grown in vats
OY VEY
GERMANY
ISREL
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>rapefugee rapes women presenting votes in Germany
THICK GERMAN WOMAN
BARBARA SCHÖNEBERGER WOULD BE THE FUCK OF MY LIFE DESU
Oh vey
GERMANY GAVE 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
AGAGAHAHHA
>GERMANY GIVING DER JUDEN 12 POINTS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
OH MY GOD NUKE US
NUKE
US
UNBIASED JURIES
>Germany 12 points to Israel
OY VEY
Crowd actually booing on Russia's 12 points you can't make this up
israel whhhhaaaat theee fuuuck????
>12 points from Germany to Israel
>ISRAEL
HAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS
>12 points to Ukraine
REMOVE AUSCUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GERMANY KIKES INCOMING
STRAYA BETTER WIN
GERMANY 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
TOPPEST OF FUCKING KEKS
12 POINTS FROM GERMANY
KEK
GERMANY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>Germany
Oy veeeeey
TOP GOY
THANK YOU GREATEST ALLY
>0 POINTS TO RUSSIA FROM ISRAEL
>12 POINTS TO UKRAINE
THANKS
GERMANY 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
BIZARRO WORLD!!!! RIGGED!
AEHAH GERMANY KEKD TO DEATH
Greatest ally
12 points to israel
Hello darkness my old friend....
OOOOOOOO
6 trillion
>>74016207
I don't think the final positions will be much different, sorry m8.
GERMANS VOTE FOR ISRAEL
HOLY FUCKING KEK
12 points to Israel . . .. Germany WTF??
>ISRAEL
TOP KEK
>germany
>12 points to israel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLOCAUST GUILT
Germany giving 12 points to Israel
HAHAHAHHA GERMANY
GERMANY GIVES ISRAEL 12 POINTS
HAHAHHAHAHAA
>Germany giving Isreal 12 points.
Reparations
THE FUCK GERMANY
GERMANY YES
germany wtfffff
AHAHAHHA, GERMANY GIVING ISRAEL, HAHAHAHA.
SHIT
REMEMBER THE SIX MILLION GOY!
OY VEY, 12 points to Israel
KEK
ok 12 points for 6 million. we cool now
Merkel gives 12 points to the jews
APOLOGIZE FOR THE 6 GORILLION GOYIM
BAD NAZIS
OY VEY HANS
>SORRY FOR HOLOCAUST
>HAVE OUR 12
HAHAH
>>74016153
I got to say that the British Empire is still trolling this planet nearly 100 years after it died
the american banter is fantastic
ISRAEL YES YES YES XAXAAXXAXA
oy vey
>Germany gives 12 points to Israel
Can't make this shit up
Oooooohhhhh veeyyyt
Germany YES
Not voting for Russia fucking losers
BASED RUSSIA!
THANKYOU MOTHERLAND
>12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
OY VEY
Germany giving 12 points to israel
Still paying war reparations i see
MUH SIX GORRILLION
MUH NEVER FORGET
HAHA OH WOW
Germany giving 12 points to Israel
Not surprised
>germany
>>74016082
whatever you say, muhammed
>GERMANY GIVING ITS 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
GERMANY NO
OY VEY GERMANY
>>74016333
SORRY FOR HITLER HERE ARE OUR 12 POINTS
Israel 12 points
Hello fellow Europeans
>>74016298
Kek im dying are they serious
Russia girl has a super-cute laugh. I'd fuck that laugh.
ukraine will win, just to tie them closer to europe
screencap this
>>74016333
I bet you guys are behind this!
>12 points to Israel
>12 points to Israel
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
GERMANY AS A NATION IS KEKEDKEKEDKEKEDKEKEDKEKEDKEKEDKEKED BY JEWS THIS IS A MESSAGE TO THE WORLD WHO RUNS GERMANY
>>74016346
Rareish?
fucking krauts
NO SHOAH CONFIRMED
holy fuck wat a qt
THAT FUCKING GUILT
Thank you based Russia
OY VEY
GOOD GOYS
6 points
Thanks, ruskies
>Germany
>>74016310
>12 points to israel
KEKKED
GERMAN NAZI GUILT !
