> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924
> Previous Thread:
>>74012207
Our Vlad will impale the competition.
Australia is the best European country
WTF SWEDEN
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PROBLEMATIC! YOURE SUPPOSED TO SHOW THE WORLD HALF-NAKED NIGGERS, NOT THIS!
>>74013917
The wog gets it
>female host is jewish
pottery
>>74013928
that's kinda hot tbqh
LET'S DO THIS BROTHER
i hate the american commentators so fucking much please destroy them and whatever branch of E! news theyre from
Russia wins
>>74013928
Its a reference to the thing Poland brought out the other year.
>>74013928
Sweden still best country. Confirmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF-Bt_3a0ck
K LADS HEAVY DRINKING STARTS NOW
>74013676
Well, actually in 1 Timothy 2:12
> Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
In th context of women being clergy
atleast they showed yung lean
>>74014050
germany 0 points confirmed ?
Is Eurovision where a disgusting transgender won?
WE MUST SLOW DOWN BROTHER
YUROVISION OR BREXIT
WAIT A SECOND
NEW VOTING?
HOW IS THIS NEW?
THE WeIGH OF THE JURY AND THE PUBLIC ARE STILL 50/50 SO ALL THATS NEW IS THAT WE SEE THEM GETTING ADDED MANUALLY
FUCKING SCAM
i wonder who is our spokesperson
> inb4 it's achmed al germani
Time to see what the Jewry thinks.
>>74014050
here slow down mate
Oh my god, finally we're going to see the results. I'm still not sure why I haven't killed myself yet while watching this shit.
JEW
DO IT FOR HER
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Israel will win
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED !!!
>national juries
>on the continent
what, these automatons don't even know what juries are even for
Take a drink everytime based russia wins a country lads
>6 VOTES
Thanks diaspora
>jewish judges votes
fuck off
is time to get wasted regardless of result
Time to slander cuck hosts, yay
austrian subhumans
>>74013840
>‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY [Embed]
NINA
I
N
A
>>74014109
Japan would give you 100000 points
They will probably join soon considering Australia...
>>74013928
mmm skulle gärna låte henne trycka trycka upp den i röven på mig
>>74013928
>>74014073
I'm still ashamed.
IS ARMENIA RARE?????
>national jewries
Did I hear that right?
Serbia Stronk!
>6 points
why
>>74013883
with his "spear of love" I assume
>>74014111
You mean
>a beautiful bearded woman
right?
the gooks are winning
Ahhhhhh Vienaaa
Are they gonna go through every country twice????
It already takes forever.
>>74014128
They're doing it because people were pissed that they didn't see how the nations actually voted.
>>74014096
This 2bh
>12
You chinks Dont belong here
>42 professional jews
Austria just voted for themselves!
The fuck!
AUSTRALIA WINS
IHR SCHEIß SCHLUCHTENSCHEISSER HOLY FUCK ZERO POINTS?
Votes from the Jews? Am I high? Oh wait, I am.
>>74014134
Yes
STRAYA
hahahahahah Iceland WTF??????????
> we're just lean back relaxing
STRAYA CUNT!!!
>Austria giving 12 to themselves
WHY IS ICELAND A NIGGER?
>>74014136
>tfw no russian matt le blanc bf
Is he an actor too?
BONNE SOIR AUSTRIA
WHAT THE FUCK ICELAND
>ICELAND
>A NIGGER
>Austria
>>74014206
Yes you did
>ICELAND
>A NIGGER
iceland
WE WUZ
ICELAND ISA NIGER? WTH
LOL, THIS IS AMERICA TIER
>>74014206
yes. the jews rigged the contest to promote homosexuality and abortion
Iceland gets more sun than I imagined
>ICELANDIC NIGGER
SHIEET
hi doggy
>Australia gets 12 points from Austria
Seriously? Just because the names are similar?
Do countries perform the same song in the grand finale as they did in earlier rounds?
> ICELAND
WE WUZZZZZZZZZ
INB4 Australia wins everything.
Go Austria
COREA WINNING
SYDNEY 2017
>Iceland
>nigger
lol wtf
>iceland
Give us the points or we leave.
STRAYA
NETHERLANDS 12 points
SLOW DOWN
>mfw shitposting prevails
He looks creepy
>Straya are gunna win
>Iceland
>White
I personally liked Netherlands.
>>74014111
Conchita isn't trans, it's a man in drag.
Like not the /pol/ meme 'every trans is just in drag', actually a man in drag who just does it for fun.
this USA coverage is unbearable
>>74014154
She's so hot
IS THIS PUBLIC VOTING OR JURY RIGHT NOW?
ICELAND YES
>>74014201
håller med svennevän
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>>74014303
>>74014308
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
AHAHA the only nigger in Iceland
>>74014267
Weebs don't deserve any points
>ARE THERE SUPER DELEGATES
>>74014342
still 0 ayyy
12 points to
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
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>>74014319
>Azeri scum
Holy shit /pol/ we can win this
fuck the aussies though
>iceland representative
>nigger
holyy shit
>>74014267
rightly so, fuck that weaboo bitch
>>74013789
>Iceland confirmed for niggers
UK 8 FROM SAN MARINO
ITALY ANNEX PLS
RUSSIAAA
>>74014308
>>74014309
>>74014310
>>74014303
>>74014325
NO NATION IS SAFE
AZERBAIJAN BEST ALLY
SAN MARINO
>eurovision
>australia
>south korean girl
MUH LTICULTURALISM
>san marino rap scene
YESSSS 12 PTS TO MOTHERLAND
SHIT we have points now
brexit fucked
VOTING DEFINITELY ISN'T POLITICAL GUYS
>Iceland's presentator is a nigger
ICELAND YES
We have to beat Germany at least
>>74014447
probs cheated again
How is it that even with the combined broadcasting capabilities of an entire continent there's still several seconds of delay?
>>74014431
i laughed but this fag is mostly unbearable
DO IT FOR HER
> germany still 0 points
WE WERE SO FUCKING TOLERANT AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK US?!
>>74014365
what coverage?
Thanks Iceland
>iceland nigger
>swede flirts with him
EVERYTHING IS UP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/
4chan winner (pol/int/mu)
>Nobody voting for our Alucard fuccboi
Why is everyone cheering. The cheeky cunt just said that these points don't matter.
who /0 points/ here?
>Ukraine 12 points
>UK getting points
GIVE IT TO UKRAINE! UKRAINE 2017
EVERYTHING IS UP
>the guys face
>>74013789
>fucking up the jewcontest for everyone
SUBTITLES WOULD BE FINE ALSO
SWEDEN YES
t. KEK REPUBLIC
Czech Republic voted for Sweden again.
Fuck.
CZECH KEKS
We're not losing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not losing Eurovision is better than winning.
>SWEDEN 12 POINTS
<SWEDEN 12 POINTS
>SWEDEN 12 POINTS
<SWEDEN 12 POINTS
>SWEDEN 12 POINTS
<SWEDEN 12 POINTS
>SWEDEN 12 POINTS
<SWEDEN 12 POINTS
>SWEDEN 12 POINTS
<SWEDEN 12 POINTS
>rapper
This has been so tame. Graham Norton has barely said anything this year.
>>74014516
RARE
A
R
E
SWEDEN YES
SWEDEN YES!
We are going to win at this rate
8 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHDHADFKO
>"Oh we're on the left side of the board, might want to take a picture"
Graham pls
The chick republic.
>>74014516
The fuck are you?
>we are gonna win again
>>74014530
i would have voted for him if i could
Disgusting Daniela, you dirty whore
>serbia last
kek
>>74014299
Not really.
I LIKE SAN MARINO NOW
THANK YOU CZECHS TOO
>>74014511
they have a gay guy and an annoying women commentating over a normal english feed
>>74014539
DOUBLE
FUCKING
DIGITS
WE TOP TEN NOW LADS
>giving point to a fake country
She lives up the road from me, I could break into her house and smell her knickers right now since I know she's not there.
>>74014514
Sauce? :3
>>74014368
jury first
>>74014603
no fuck u
>>74014611
this is just the jury-votes... what about the people votes ? when will they announce them ?
>georgia
holy fuck that semen demon
>>74014603
you will be awarded with the golden paki
GERMANY 1 POINT
WE WON
Georgian qt
Georgian qt
This is quite mixed
>>74014624
0 POINTS
0
0
0
0
I'm sorry lads
SWEDES WILL WIN AGAIN
>>74014639
kek
>>74014133
no it will be
>barbara does my hair look good I'm going to talk about my week instead of doing my job shitberger
Georgian qt
>>74014628
They gave 12 to Ukraine, fuck them.
>THAT GEORGIAN QT
HOLY SHIT
georgian girl is 9/10
HOLY SHIT THIS GEORGIAN BITCH FUCKS LIKE A TIGER I CAN HEAR IT IN HER VOICE AND SEE IT IN HER EYES
>>74014616
no a chance
Well done Paddies.
WEEB GERMANY ZERO POINTS
>>74014530
At least you made it to finales.
damn georgia
why do all the location people look very white and ill?
also the delay between the countries seem to be over 5 seconds.
MUH DICK
GEORGIA TOP QT CONFIRMED
>>74014357
lol of course iceland had to find the only black guy here.
>>74014662
the end, they're doing them last since jury votes last made it obvious who won halfway through
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
>SLOW DOWN BROTHER
LMAO FUCK YOU TOO GEORGIA
>>74014680
>>74014674
it's the singer from georgias last years song. everyone here wanted to rape her. song wasn't bad either.
How does scoring work? How are we leading?
BOSNIAN TRAITORS
WE'LL SEE WHO'LL SAVE YOUR ASS ENXT TIME
REEEE
>ukraine shit sobstory actually getting points
I didn't see Russia, what was sergay like?
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
AUSTRIA BTFO
/pol/ BTFO
fuck you bosna, only 4 points!?
who 1point here?
Bulgaria stronk
UKRAINE WINS
RUSSIA BTFO
WTF GEORGIA
>Russia 0
Should've fuck Georgia up when we had a chance
>SARAJEVO CALLING
How the fuck do minorities manage to become the representative of European countries?
I skipped this and watched eight episodes of Macross instead.
I am glad.
UKRAINE LET'S GO!
Australia is a joke
"Hello Stockholm, sorry we are calling."
German commentator just said
>Georgia supporting their neighbour Ukraine
wtf?
>>74014667
i know my anime not win
>Georgia gives 12 to Jewkraine.
Of course they did.
Ukraine gets the pity points
I don't understand how Sweden and Ukraine is so high, they were the worst ones.
what was israel's song like?
STOP VOTING FOR UCRANE
Australia won
WHAT THE FUCK WHO VOTED UKRAINE THAT SHIT IS RIGGED REEEEEEEE
>Ukraine did not give 12 points to Serbia
Can it be
has the neighbour wank stopped?
>>74014785
FUCK UKRAINE
I dont like this way of presenting the votes
>>74014755
>europe
BLOODY HELL AUSTRALIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????????? NO!!!
o shid ukraine is bringing the heat
>>74014785
You should, the juries are trying to cuck your shit up
>>74014760
didn't they kick your ass in the war?
Russia better do something about the Ukraine fast
>>74014810
Because the songs don't matter, you moron.
Faggots Bet sweden as I got a grand if he wins .. you Cuks
WEW
>>74014780
Guess who gets nuked tommorow :^)
RUSSIA IS LOSING ITS FOOTHOLD
THIS IS BAD BOYS
>>74014828
It's because they both hate Russia.
BASED MALTA
>>74014824
This desu.
U WOT MALTA U CJEEKY CUNTYD
>The first time we've had 12 points in seven years
Graham
>>74014640
it's maken-ki!
united kingdom?
uwotm8
OI LADS OI LADS
LOL, BETA UPRISING.
