>News
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream
>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Liberal: https://www.liberal.org.au/our-plan
Labor: http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
>Find out where you stand with the parties
http://www.ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
https://www.votecompass.abc.net.au
https://www.australia.isidewith.com
>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
http://www.belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
http://www.senate.io
>Other links
List of registered parties
http://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/
House of Reps calculator
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/
Candidates in your electorate
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
wew laddies, no /pol/ consensus as to who to vote for yet.
Possible stream for the debate tonight (starts at 1900 AEST)
>>73865659
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
Would help if I supplied the link...
Update for pasta:
>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Australia First: http://australiafirstparty.net/our-policies/our-8-core-policies/
Family First: http://www.familyfirst.org.au/ (click relevant links on left side of page)
Greens: http://greens.org.au/policy-platform
Hinch: http://www.justiceparty.com.au/ (click the relevant links)
Labor: http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
LDP: http://ldp.org.au/policy/
Liberal: https://www.liberal.org.au/our-plan
Ploise Exploin: http://www.onenation.com.au/policies
Xenophon: https://nxt.org.au/whats-nxt/
>>73865659
>>73865398
I'm assuming the ABC will live stream it
http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-live-stream/IV1512H001S00
Fuck yeah cunts just finished my last assignment for the semester. Who's watchin eels vs bunnies tonight? Up the eels cunt
>>73865766
I didn't see it in the TV guide, but hopefully ABC will broadcast it online.
>>73865910
Watching the AFL desu, kek
>>73865910
Pity about the salary cap saga, eels finally looked they managed to turn things around
>>73865949
Sorry mate no poofters allowed in this thread you better get garn
>>73866031
rude desu
>>73866080
Your gay
>>73866108
What about my gay? How do you know about Julian?
>>73866175
Shut your mouth dick head
>>73866258
>>73866175
>>73866108
>>73866080
>>73866031
>>73865949
>>73865910
Get a room poofters
Daily reminder to vote against Turnbull and his cuckservative globalist supporters
Voting guide on this website: www.stopturnbull.com
Hello Aussies, which party is likely to win?
>>73866636
Turnbull and the liberal party is most likely, cuckservative right winger
>>73865659
>>73865678
>>73865766
The debate is on Sky News you colossal spastics, and Sky News doesn't have a live stream.
Jesus Christ. Fuck you all. Retards.
Get around Leyonhjelm and the Liberal Democrats
>>73866549
A lot of effort went into that website out of sheer hate for Turnbull, I'm impressed. He really is too moderate, to be fair. I hope the next Liberal leader swings back to the right.
>>73866636
Liberals or Labor, right now it's about 50/50
>>73866734
Someones a little edgy?
I thought the same thing. But apparently not:
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
>>73866776
The Liberals are moving too far to the left.
Both parties are practically the fucking same now.
We need another conservative party.
>>73866549
Tb.h fa.m this website if a bit nutty
http://stopturnbull.com/malcolm-turnbull-paedophilia-child-pornography/
>>73866778
Okay. I stand (half) corrected. It's still not on the ABC though.
I apologise for my rudeness ;_;
>>73866825
Exactly, that's why I'm preferencing Family First.
>>73866776
We tried that and the people fucked Tony off quicker than a leftist on their first time with a fellow man
>>73866827
Yeah that's the only weird thing on the site, everything else is mostly backed by solid sources
The guy clearly despises Turnbull
>>73865398
r/australia is probably the most cucked place on reddit, and reddit is pretty cucked.
>>73866898
A major issue was that Abbott had the charisma of the onion that he ate.
>>73866549
>>73866827
Christ, these "stop Turnbull" types on the right are just as insufferable as the #NeverTrump people in the US. Fucking cuckservatives.
>>73866843
apology not accepted you little faggot
>>73867022
I never apologised to you m8. IDs are a thing, you know.
>>73866992
Difference is that Turnbull is a regressive leftist, whereas Trump stands for conservative principles and is backed by a thoroughly conservative advisory team with people like Jeff Sessions. Meanwhile Cuckbull appoints a former Green candidate as a 'climate change' advisor
Miranda Devine and the cucksquad supporting Turnbull need to admit their man isn't a Liberal
>>73867085
oh really m8? thanks man I'm just visiting from /r/australia
IF YOU UP, HIT (You)
Voting LDP.
Why aren't you?
>>73867114
Andrew Bolt pls. The Liberal Party was never intended to be a conservative party, its founder Robert Menzies said as much.
>We took the name 'Liberal' because we were determined to be a progressive party, willing to make experiments, in no sense reactionary but believing in the individual, his rights, and his enterprise, and rejecting the socialist panacea.
Cuckservatives have hijacked the party and can fuck off back to the Nationals or Family First or wherever. Turnbull is a true Liberal.
>>73866636
Unfortunately the fucking labor party is polling best right now.
>>73866636
Either Liberals or Labour, they're both retarded though so it's anyones game.
>>73867270
>relying on polls
hmm
>>73867249
> believing in the individual, his rights, and his enterprise, and rejecting the socialist panacea
Yeah they totally are doing that these days, aren't they?
>>73867249
>Turnbull is a true liberal
>>73867249
Menzies avoided the 'conservative' label for two reasons: first it reminded people of high-minded British Toryism which the unpopular Stanley Bruce ran on. Second, it would have proved the Labor party right, when it was running on an anti-conservative protectionist campaign
Menzies doesn't mean 'progressive' by the modern sense (ie shit like transgender bathrooms, climate change alarmism, high taxes), he meant to contrast it with regressive Marxism which the post-depression Labor party embraced
>>73867403
>polls are often wrong meme
It's not like America where people are afraid of being known as a Republican.
Please help me shill for LDP to uncuck our shit.
Other People's Money:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z_PKvUnR-g
Abo's BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYnvLCmdPw
Muh Guns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suQBrLIGIQM
Free Speech:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m951ukEoiM
>>73867484
I'll be voting for them as priority 1 but they won't even come close to winning unfortunately.
>>73867177
CANT CLINCH THE HINCH
>>73867270
The CFMEU are currently hosting a fundraising dinner to get this picture removed from 4chan
>>73866734
Settle down cunt
>>73867484
Hope based david makes it in NSW. Unsure if he can.
>>73867249
Classical liberal i,e. Libertarian.
>>73867600
That's my point. Classical liberalism (which Turnbull represents) is far different to conservatism (which mouthbreathers like George Christensen represent)
>>73867568
Hopefully enough people don't vote for Lee Rhiannon, the resident Stalinist in the Green Party
Can I post here? :3
>>73867683
How is Turnbull a classical Liberal? He favours higher taxes, higher spending and embraces leftist dogma like 'globalised' (read: govt planned) cities, and climate change alarmism
>>73867533
Shill Bought-en is a cuck and so is Malcolm Prepbull. Derryn is the only one who will deliver us justice.
MAJA
>>73867780
Sure, what's up?
>>73867780
You have to paypal everyone itt $5 in reparations first
>>73865398
melb rep'n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oI_8r5nXk
>>73867792
Don't forget, the cunt hasn't said anything about 18C either. He isn't a classical liberal at all.
>>73867484
>libertarian
what a cuck haha cuck cuck
>>73867792
If he wasn't cucked by the hard right neocons in his party, he would be embracing a more classical liberal platform. He's said the right things about smaller government and greater personal freedom, especially in regards to government surveillance, but big-government statists like Christensen, Bernadi, Abbott, Abetz etc would throw a hissy fit if he tried to do any of that.
>>73867966
Oh yeah, he's cucked by the right is he? Why hasn't he done anything about 18C then?
Fucking moron
>>73867898
Wrong.
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/malcolm-turnbull-endorses-changes-to--racial-discrimination-act-20150517-gh3dzd.html
walkcunt on suicide watch
>>73867966
>more classical liberal platform
Like Same sex marriage and a carbon tax?
>>73868008
OY VEY
>http://www.jwire.com.au/turnbull-says-no-change-to-18c-planned/
>http://www.jewishnews.net.au/turnbull-no-plans-to-revisit-18c/41977
>>73868000
It won't pass the Senate, which is why it was dropped in the first place.
>>73868008
And he's done a lot since winning the PMship?
>>73868070
Untrue
It was dropped because of a scare campaign from the Israel and the Islam lobby
>>73868053
>>73868083
Why revisit something that has no hope of being passed? Not his fault that Labor, Greens and Xenophon will never vote for it.
>>73868173
Greens and Xenophon don't hold the balance of power
>>73868144
Alright m8, because Labor and the fucking Greens would have supported the changes if Muslims and Jews supported it.
>>73868227
Independents like Lambie and Lazarus were against it too.
>>73868243
http://m.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbott-dumps-controversial-changes-to-18c-racial-discrimination-laws-20140805-3d65l.html
Where it here does it talk about the Senate? It was just pressure from backbenchers succumbing to the scare campaign, and many of them voted for cuckbull anyway
>>73865398
>>73865398
/GREENS/ VOTERS WW@?
>>73868342
And Abbott's not a cuck for backflipping on the issue? Okay.
>>73868385
Do you support the Trotskyist views of your candidate in Grayndler?
If so why?
>You now remember we're at an election because of a bill that couldn't get passed that nobody is discussing anymore
That trigger is really awful
>>73868414
He stated very recently he regretted it
His leadership was on edge thanks to undermining from your boss anyway, he couldn't afford another massive burst of bad publicity
>Section 18C of the Racial Discrimination Act goes to the heart of this new anti-free speech climate. This law says you cannot say anything which is “reasonably likely … to offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate another person or a group of people” because of their “race, colour or national or ethnic origin”
Orwellian future when?
Why is ALA put up with Liberal and Labor? I can smell a shill.
>>73868518
Oh yeah, well I guess that settles it then. If "Based Tones" was such a good leader, how come he couldn't convince his MPs to come on board and vote for him?
>>73868593
Because they didn't want to lose their seats?
The same reason they voted for Turnbull, out of pure desperation
>>73868548
NOW
>>73868571
I just copypasta'd the last thread, LDP should really be put up with them as well
>>73868455
No.
Trotskyism is completely revisionist and not at all a useful political adaption to Marxism, furthermore he is not just a Trotskyite but a Cliffite aswell which is completely ineffectual at the seizure of State power and the formulation of a Dictatorship of the Proletariat.
>>73868571
That section is under construction, here is an update of it:
>>73865747
>>73868622
That, and he was a shitty leader to work with who was cucked by Peta Credlin. People like you, Andrew Bolt, Alan Jones etc who unironically think that Abbott could have won this election are fucking deranged. It would have been a 1975 tier wipeout.
>>73865398
I don't know anything about Australian politics but I took the quiz and these are my results.
Am I based?
>>73868780
Yeah it think it would have been a 1975 wipe out as well actually
Labor blown the fuck out so badly it took them a decade to recover
Very apt of you
>>73868829
Not bad at all desu
Crikey dick 28 points
>>73868882
Thank you Aussiebro.
>>73868829
Not to shabby
>>73868904
I'd rather cuckservatives and (((libertarians))) instead of the cancer that is the Labor party
>>73868874
1975 in reverse, smart arse. But hey, keep believing that Tones was popular and would have been reelected this year. It's a shame that you're probably some old cunt from Penrith who listens to 2GB all day, but there we go.
>>73868936
No probs m8, have a good one
>>73868829
Yes.
>>73869013
>not wanting a hung parliament so that the Liberal party goes back to Abbott so that he wins 2019 in a 2013-style landslide
Seriously the guy was born to campaign
>William "Manboobs" Shorten
>>73869046
Turnbull is a shit campaigner, and his popularity is crashing
Reminder he had like a 15% approval rating in 2009, the worst ever for an opposition leader
>>73869046
Tones would have fucking slaughtered Labour, all the detention center bullshit would have been thrown out thanks to Europe.
>>73869248
I've noticed this too. Shorten is absolutely destroying him in the campaign trail so far.
>>73869248
>Turnbull is a shit campaigner
How do you know this? This is his first campaign.
>and his popularity is crashing
It's declining off a high point. He's still miles ahead of Shorten and miles ahead of where Abbott was.
>Reminder he had like a 15% approval rating in 2009, the worst ever for an opposition leader
That's more due to the fact that Rudd was extremely popular at the time, for whatever reason.
>>73869290
Not really. Labor now supports the government's immigration policy. Shorten even told one of his left wing candidates to get in line a few days ago.
evening fellas
>>73869470
>drinking iced coffee
>>73869470
evening m8
Vote Labor
>>73869470
>Tfw /pol/ got me to start buying these
>>73869601
Why?
>>73869601
I would have given my preferences to Labor if Abbott were still PM. Thank you based Turnbull.
>>73869601
Nah
>>73869619
>>73869684
Why not
>>73869470
Actually tried some of this iced coffee when the meme was going around last year, it's complete dogshit.
>>73866636
We've had liberal for a few years so on the premise of "just because" i'm pretty sure that labor will get in. I really do think that people are so simple that they will vote labor just to change things up a bit so there's that.
>>73869776
>this guy
>knowing how intellectual discourse works
Debate starts in 30 minutes lads
>>73869815
Vote Green then you poofta
>>73869873
>
(You)
Why are you faggots voting? Your feminist government will just replace anyone who's worth a shit with another puppet
You need to rewrite your constitution so that nobody can kick out the president unless they're impeached
>>73869908
That's why Labor needs to win
>>73869470
nothin like a lil cup a joe in the mornin m8
>>73869908
>president
>australia
>not understanding how the Westminster System works
How is life in the trailer park, Cletus?
What channel is the debate on, friends?
>>73870007
9 m8
>>73870007
Sky News
I hope they bring back the worm in the debate.
>>73870081
>Paying for the cable jew
>>73870081
Never heard of it.
>>73865398
do I have to vote if I'm living in another country?
>>73870200
Nope
>>73870050
it's not on Nine, or 9HD, or 9Go, or 9 mate or any channel nine variation, "m8"
>>73869908
Our president is the queen and her involvement is limited, the way yours was supposed to be. She threw out the cuck party in the 70s and sometimes parliament calls a royal inquest into shit.
The prime minister is the party leader for the party with majority of upper house, they form government (aka they can pass laws easier than the party without majority.) The other parties can still pass law but not really.
>>73870224
It's only streamted on 9's website >>73865678
It won't be shown on their actual channel.
>>73870200
No just pay the fine.
>>73870215
Thank fuck, the dumb cunts in my former area were ALP scum.
>>73867249
This guy fucking gets it
Debate in 20 mins
Watch here (allegedly):
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
>>73870224
etsubatsu
Someone make a thread for the Debate.
Maybe a bingo.
>>73870480
no u
>>73870598
no u
>>73867530
the more votes they get this election, the more they will get next election
>>73870480
im trying b0ss
>>73870765
Good thing our voting system means we can vote for our primary choice while also voting for the lesser evil.
5 mins lads
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
Bingo?
h-how bad is it?
>>73871008
How the fuck is "JOBS AND GROWTH" not on there?
>>73871043
JOB JOB JOB
>>73871008
Perfect
>>73871008
>not enough white people in politics
who says this?
>>73871074
Ment to be black people, fug
>>73871008
Actually I don't see a "muh climate change"
LADS IT SHOULD BE STARTING NOW
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
>>73867807
I swear he's dead
>>73871100
You can't make it too easy
Fixed
Malcolm looks nervous af
why are the sets for Australian debates so crap
http://www.9news.com.au/Election-2016
GET THE FUCK IN
>>73871171
looks like he's sweating.
Lads why are arab girls with big tits and big asses so hot?
Why are the left so attracted to pseudo-intellectuals?
be true to thine own heart cunts
IT'S ON NOW
>Kike speaking first, Beta bill speaking last
>ECONOMIC PLAN FOR JOBS AND GROWTH
Stick to those slogans Mal
>>73871171
He's not actually charismatic live. He's good in prepared speeches, and he is articulate, but he doesn't do live responses very well
Shorten is an emo
>MUH HARD FOUGHT RIGHTS
>Ships in thousands of mudslimes
>>73871191
Because you haven't been laid in a year
>>73871196
It's because they have such a firm grip on liberal arts, hence pseudo-intellectuals
Jesus fucking christ it's a thread full of aussies
BILL THE SHILL
positive plan lads
Di Natale, Palmer and Xenophon should be allowed to participate in the debates 2bh.
Labor HIV Positive
>>73871305
hi :3
Fuck off Shorten you bug eyed cunt
Fuck me I vote Labor and I wish they'd drop this "100K degrees" bullshit.
>>73871305
Join us, Pom
>>73871191
Fark brah i dont know but it gets my cock hard as a rock. Im going to miss being at uni and checking out arab girls in leggings when i graduate. that shit is fucking MADDD
>>73871322
This. How entertaining would it be to see Palmer have a go at these dips. That is if the camera can zoom out far enough
POO
>rafi
fucks sake
DESIGNATED
>>73867114
>leftist
>has $200m property portfolio and investments in everything from coal to offshore tax-evading shell corporations
>supports mandatory indefinite incarceration of refugees in offshore concentration camps
>supports $billions in subsidies for fossil fuel industry and big business
>cuts funding across the board for investment in renewable such as wind and solar
>no intention of legalising same sex marriage
>introduces bill for leftwing and environmental organisations to lose charitable tax status
>all major political donors are big business and mining interests
Jesus what a fucking dirty leftie he is. Were you always this retarded or did you have to work at it? His leftist facade lasted just long enough to get him to PM, there was never any real substance to it.
where were you when you found out that our new national champion of the working class was found out to be a convicted criminal with a history of drug abuse and still lives with his mother?
still, the lefty cucks of australia will excuse anything just because what he said fits their weak political narrative of da evil rich man stealing all der hard earned welfare benefits.
wtf did this indian cunt even say
BASED POO WANTING TO KEEP JOBS IN AUS
>Tries to grab the microphone
kek
>Black cunt ripping on outsourcing
Fuck, well at least someone is saying it.
POO IN LOO
can anyone literally understand this poo in the loo
Wheres the closed captions options
>>73871376
iktfb
was great times
>>73871432
I think he asked what they're going to do about businesses outsourcing/moving overseas
>>73865398
Why do you have elections when nobody gets through a term?
>>73871431
KEK
>>73871465
Malcolm should have redirected his call to Ranjeet in Kolkatta
car manufacturing is too fucking expensive to run bill you fucking idiot
>>73871471
Just a formal procession at this point
>>73871471
Literally the same thing can happen in the UK if your parties wanted to do it. That's how the Westminster System works.
>>73871491
Lol'd
>>73871491
>>73865398
who cares
>it's a 'both candidates recite scripted speeches' ""debate""
fuck we need a donald trump
we cost too much to produce and manufacture a single thing here
Why did Shorten do that with his eyes
This cuck is stroking my cock just the way I like it, it's just rhetoric though.
Shorten is really good at public speaking damn
Turnbull just has catchphrases
Mal: JOBS AND GROWTH JOBS AND GROWTH
Bill: >spaghetti falling everywhere
>>73871546
SUPERPOWER
One of those old faggot
>>73871512
You can still buy German cars
lmao @ Bill taking notes
>its a Shorten takes notes while Mal memorizes episode
Bold strategy... let's see if it pays off
just get to the question mayte
>>73871582
But I like using indicators
GET TO THE QUESTION BOB
>Boomer bitching about the system he created because it's no longer convenient for him
anyone else this is a real ghetto looking setup
>>73871560
I would hope so, he's been a union hack his entire life
zzzzzzzz
>>73871626
magnificently accurate post
>>73871641
It's a "town hall" debate, so they're more personable
ANSWER THE QUESTION BILL
>>73871641
>it's a church hall in 1995 episode
where's the pretzels
>>73871641
it's fuckin windsor RSL cunt what did you expect
American debate:
Huge corporate deal, big money in it.
Australian debate:
RSL club, meat tray raffle in background
If Tyrion was full size he would look like Bill Shorten
bill spaghetti everywhere
BILL BTFO
PROFESSIONAL CON-MAN
>>73871705
The fuck? What's wrong with the Rooty Hill?
>>73871707
It's pretty comfy desu
Bill just got fucking destroyed.
http://www.crikey.com.au/2016/05/13/drinking-game-shorten-turnbull-debate-on-sky-news/
Sip your drink when …
Malcolm Turnbull mentions “jobs and growth”
Bill Shorten mentions “putting people first”
Anyone mentions “a fair go”
Turnbull says “agile”
Shorten says “ordinary Australians”
Shorten says “innovative”
Shorten says “I believe …”
Shorten mentions “my united Labor team”
Anyone says “Now, [name], what you have to understand is …”
When Turnbull says “let me just say …”
When now is referred to as an exciting time
Any Turnbull answer that goes over time
Any Shorten zinger
Someone mentions a marginal seat
When The Brandis is invoked: a messy answer to a question from David Speers
Malcolm owning it so far
why this nigga head so shiny
vote derryn hinch
>awkward table thing infront of the speaker that requires them to bend down to reach
hilarious
SHITTTTTTTTTT
a wild boar appears
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
>amy
heh
>>73871762
Drain your glass when …
Either leader gives a concrete example of a wonderful Australian he met recently
There is a protracted argument as to whether super changes are retrospective or not
Anyone evokes the spectre of Tony Abbott
Anyone evokes the spectre of the Rudd-Gillard-Rudd years
They trip over each other to distance themselves from the Greens
Do a shot when …
You can’t stand it anymore and switch over to check on the Eurovision semi-final
Turnbull refuses to apologise for being wealthy
Shorten refuses to apologise for being a unionist
Anyone admits to a preference deal
>GIBS ME DAT
>I'M 30 AND ON A PENSION
Don't pretend you've ever listened to a doctor
>>73871777
jewish genetics
wow, that fat cunt didn't know what she was talking about
Is turnbull's strategy just to say 'you know what you're absolutely right' to everyone who asks him a question?
>>73871777
I swear he's dead
amy has a broad back
Land whale spotted
