Post your stories from the White House after Bernie and Donald win the election. I'll start:
>Late January 2017
>Bernie and Donald are settling in nicely to the White House
>Donald: "Bernie could you run and get me a coffee? Thanks dear".
>Bernie returns to the oval office with the coffee
>Can't find Donald anywhere
>Hears a loud high pitched scream from a nearby office
>Runs frantically to help
>Donald is sprawled naked on the floor with Bernie's wife and Melania, fucking them both vigorously
>Bernie starts stamping up and down on the ground in a rage, ranting about how this is not Presidential behaviour
>Trump turns to look at him, still in his bull act, and gives that trademark Trump smile
> Trump holds press conference after inauguration. Kills Bernie with a shovel on live t.v.
>Bernie is taking a warm bath in the VP quarters wing
>A bunch of black lives matters protesters break in and pull him out the bath then start screaming about their rights and racism
>He just stands there, wet and naked, looking down at the ground in shame with his hands joined to cover his tiny manhood
>Donald is heard clearly despite being about 50 feet away down the hall getting closer, asking what all the commotion is about and ranting something about his wall nearly being finished
>Bursts in the door and flykicks the protesters
>Pulls his gun out and screams at them to get on the ground
>Bernie starts pissing on the floor
>The secret service run in quickly and take all the protesters away
>Bernie falls down onto the floor and gets into the foetal position
>Donald calls him low energy then proceeds to pull him up and tells him to get his act together
>"We have work to do Bernie. We're going to make America great again."
>>73578154
>fbi investigation to take place to see if a crime was committed
>but they're still backlogged from Clinton's appeal after she was jailed the previous week
>Postpone investigation until 2025
>Young Master Barron is blasting out rock music in his bedroom
>Trump is in the living room watching a documentary about walls on a very loud very large television with some popcorn
>Bernie is trying to read his copy of the communist manifesto in a guest bathroom but can't concentrate for the noise
Just another day in the Trump/ Sanders White House
Seriously speaking, this would be the best move for Bernie, better to be VP than nothing, and he can succeed in case of impeachment (highly probable with Trump)
>>73580167
I guess but he could end up being Clinton's VP
It'd certainly show bipartisanship from both and that they care more about the cause than political trivialities. Then again half of Sanders' voters would go into an autistic rage fit and get persuaded to vote for Clinton by the media.
Thread theme because this sounds like it'd make an awesome sitcom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo
>>73580332
Clinton goes againts everything Bernie stands for, and Bernie voters wouldn't vote that combo, Trump is an asshole but at least he cares for his country.
>Bernie wakes up in the middle of the night and looks at the clock. Its 330am. His bladder on the verge of bursting.
>Rushes to the bathroom as fast as can be.
> pulls down his depends and sits down to pee.
>As he feels the relief wash over him he also feels his warm urine wash over his own legs, Argyll socks and fuzzy slippers.
>Gosh damnit! He yells. What in the blazes as he stands up.
>Looking down at his piss covered feet and floor in utter confusion he's wondering if his old age is getting the better of him.
>Out of the corner of his eye he discovers the ruse.
>Across the toilet bowl is a layer of Ceran Wrap perfectly stretched ovef.
>The door bursts open at that moment.
>Our glorious president's head swings around the corner laughing.
>Better get back to bed Bernie. Only 7 more years and 364 days left in making this country great again.
>>73577664
>>Bernie and Donald are settling in nicely to the White House
You do realize tha the VP doesn't live togetherwith the President, right?
>>73581742
>>73581850
Yes they do.
And they have bunk beds.
