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REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th

First They Ignore You - The Donald Trump Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3ZGYCfW4cw

>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564

BE AWARE OF #SHILLS4HILL
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
Spokane, WA @ 12PM PDT 5/7/16
Lynden, WA @ 3PM PDT 5/7/16

TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES/TH
>Eugene, OR 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7hTkZOjKY
>Omaha, NE 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwmMlOHItRQ
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm2LR1xNCU
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4

ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
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TWO MORE TRUMP RALLIES TODAY! AWOO~
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I don't know what to do guys, I'm Canadian but I support hardcore American nationalism. I don't even feel Canadian ever since I started following Trump. I used to be a huge Canadian conservative and nationalist and now I hate my country have even begun to identify as an American like a fucking tumblr faggot. How do I solve this, how do I even regain my Canadianness without giving up on Trump. Maybe I should just embrace my newfound identity, and I know I could just go to a sanctuary city in California and then "overstay my visa" (although there's no visa for us) but damn. I fuckin hate what Donald Trump has done to me, how does it even make sense that I'm an American nationalist and I'm not even American. Fuck fuck fuck.
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Awooovement
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Awoooooo~~
MAGA
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TED CRUZ SURGE IN WEST VIRGINIA POLLS
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MAGA
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We have to wait 5 months for debates unless Hillary grows a spine and accepts an inevitable challenge.
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Why is Mariachi band not more offensive than a taco?
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TRUMP OC w/ Spice Scale

>Drumpf Man (Brace Oliver) (HOT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU

>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again? (Unofficial Music Video) (SPICY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s

>Trump and Bernie Meet Face to Face (MEDIUM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw

>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard (HOT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

>Hillary Says America Has Never Stopped Being Great (JALOPENO POPPER)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHPt8f_NuY

>Donald's Office (MILD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBsjYwMKoMQ

>Donald Trump Sings "The Snake" with Karaoke (SALSA VERDE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPY6LYkdQg

>Madman Literally Signs a Fucking Baby (***HABENERO GHOST PEPPER***)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvaj5BncNLo

>Jeb blows up in the Office (MEDIUM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr4TNtQ3-k

>Jeb Miserables (LOW ENERGY SALSA)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIf73Umx89Y
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>>73259435
What? Those are tomorrow, silly Awoo poster.
>>73259478
Apply for citizenship.
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YOU CAN'T STOP THE MOMENTUM OF THE TRUMP TRAIN.
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irl awoos for Trump
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I saw Ted Cruz at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sticks of butter in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the sticks and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any taxation infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each stick and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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THE BEST OF TRUMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IGT-UKSksg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksGZBM3Fjc
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>>73259508
Because vagina.
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This is your MAGA date.
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Trump gives me hope for the future.
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>>73259478
Wow what a cuck. Kill yourself faggot
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Costa rica for Trump
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IMPORTANT REMINDER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeyMbPAwgyg

SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
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One million dollars wasted in a flash
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You can include me in the GROWING list of conservatives who will NEVER vote Trump. I just can't look my children in the eyes and tell them that I supported a foul mouthed, philandering, ex-liberal. I just can't.

Fuck this election. I'm out.
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>>73259546
Missed opportunity on cheese sticks btw

3/10
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>>73259478
Nationalism is on the rise across the whole Western World, Trump is the herald of a total counter-culture movement in academia and all media.

All nations can be saved, or can at least help to save the nations that cannot save themselves.

Find the Canadian Nationalist Party equivalent. Or start one if it doesn't exist. The lefts old tricks are failing them and their grip is at long last breaking. Push them down and bring them down.
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>>73259478
Apply for citizenship here and renounce your Canadian ties.
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>Last audited 2 months ago
Last month I swear she only had like 2 million followers
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>>73259627
>flag
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>>73259627
almost
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>>73259478
the USA is a shithole entirely turned towards productivity, servility and the submission of your soul.
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Washington state voter here. One thing I noticed about voting by mail is the fact that your signature and which political party you picked is presented clearly on the envelope you are supposed to mail your vote in.
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>>73259672
>>73259679
What's your point?
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>>73259478
Ted Cruz is this guy x100 without the Trump parts
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>>73259478
Do what you can to help your own country. You should be trying to make Canada great again so you can feel proud to be a Canadian as you should be.
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>>73259546
>>73259629
Or 100 cans of soup
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>>73259662
what was trump score?
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Anyone have screens of Elizabeth Warren's Twitter rant?
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>>73259478
Come to America. I will gay marry you so you can stay.
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>>73259627

I miss straya shitposters. So much more fun than the hill shills.
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>>73259662
Trump went from 7.89m followers to 8.01m in like 48 hours.
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An anon last thread gave me the idea of making a trump inspired touhou game

I think it'll be a fun project guys
Anyone who's ever played touhou, what should the boss order go?
I'm gunna try danmakufu and write some scripts tonight.

Maybe we can get some artfags to make us sprites for Donald? And some art for the dialogue between characters
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>>73259660
This. Within a generation you breed out the Canadian tendencies and your offspring will be indistinguishable from European Americans.
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>>73259662

I think you're right
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http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/03/the-man-behind-the-hilarious-conservative-pundit-parody-account-speaks-out/


READ THIS GREAT ARTICLE
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>>73259592
Amateur hour.

Oy vey, they are in for a bruisin.
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>>73259501
Any more of this fluid druid?
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>>73259769
this thread usually includes a link to a pastebin or something with assets, and it's easy to google "donald trump png" or to just mask shit out on your own
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>>73259760
Yawn. What a typical response. All criticism of Trump is just "shitposting" or "shilling". This is why he will never win over conservatives like me.
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>>73259762
Did they jump on board from the taco tweet?
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>>73259791

It's a great article. The guy is obviously very intelligent, he has some great insights into the Trump phenomenon.
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>>73259478
If Trump wins, you'll be able to come join us. We welcome non-cucks with open arms.
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>>73259845

Thank you for reminding me of the good times.
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>>73259849
Probably. It jumped up pretty high shortly afterward.
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>>73259802
>3kb
Fitting size for him
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>>73259791
I thought it was Coulter behind it
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https://twitter.com/ABC/status/728799703811428352

SHE'S THROWING RANDOM SHIT AT THE WALL AT THIS POINT
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>>73259769
How many levels you want, senpai? I can give you a great boss list, just let me know how far you wanna take it. You could really fun it up and do midbosses, too.

Jeb should definitely be like Kisume, but in a guac bowl instead of a bucket.
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>>73259791
I've seen this, holy shit this guy is fucking great.
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>>73259909
>>73259760
Canadian shitposters just don't compare
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MAGA or die.
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>>73259909
>good times.
You mean when Cruz was BTFO'ing Trump from coast to coast (from Maine to Alaska and everywhere in between)? I miss those too.
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>>73259508
Hilldawg thought she could ride in on Bill's mojo
Pandering is getting old already
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>>73259527
B-but it's Saturday here!
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>>73259938
Whatever happened to DANGEROUS DONALD?
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>>73259928
She can't be this popular online, I smell something fishy afoot.
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>>73259849

The Taco Tweet is a great title

>>73259941

he's so good
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>>73259978
Impossible!
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>>73259993
We liked it and starting using it ourselves.
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>>73259993
she's flip-flopping already
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Why does Obama keep saying this every once in a while? Is this truly the weakest argument against Trump?
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>>73259938
sounds elitist as fuck, she burned herself with that one
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>>73259938
The faster you change someones branding the less it sticks, same the more you add. Hillary will remain crooked hillary the entire time. Tehy are so bad at this
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Do you think trump will just start reading articles at rallies like this?
http://nypost.com/2015/10/02/secret-service-agents-hillary-is-a-nightmare-to-work-with/
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>>73259993

Already abandoned it I guess

4 million in focus tests and advisory boards, down the drain!
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>>73259938
Exactly. She tried loose cannon, dangerous Donald and now this amareurish bullshit.
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>>73260005
She´s known to pay millions to groom her online presence
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>>73259971

He's so cute!
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>>73259500
>flat
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>>73260046
It's made doubly disgusting because he won his election by making himself into a celebrity.
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>>73259961
Canadians, Germans and Brits try to compete. They just can't.
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>>73260005
when was this?
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>>73260005
Probably bot accounts. I heard Obama's twitter has them too.
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>>73259938
I can just tell from how this is going already there will be a long line of failures from her campaign. Trump might actually have this.
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>>73259938
Jesus fucking christ what a lizard
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>>73259938
>presumptous

I bet most Americans don't know what that word means. It sounds a lot like Presumptive. Trump uses smaller words because his audience can absorb easier. Hillary is out of touch and has no idea who she is talking to.
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>>73259938
It's gonna be so bad when he crushes her. If she wasn't so awful I would feel bad. It's honestly like throwing an old woman into the arena with a lion.
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>>73260046
He doesn't have the energy to muster any decent bantz.
He's tired.
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>>73259938
>"Dangerous" Donald
>"Presumptuous" Nominee

This is worse than fucking Jeb. Why do people think Trump won't win?
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What did he mean by this?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2016/05/06/trumps-poor-fundamentals/
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>>73259938
>>73259938
Oh wow that is fucking terrible.

I read that as Presumptive Nominee like two times before it hit me. It's not sticking, it's not descriptive, it has no imagery. Sad!
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Can anyone give me a link that talks about Trump's successful businesses? I've got a "muh bankruptcies" faggot who wants proof that Trump's money isn't magical genie money or something.
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>>73259791
Kekked out loud at that tweet
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>>73260120
I have no clue, it was the only screenshot of her twitter I could find on google.
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>>73260025
>>73260032
>>73260081
What a pathetic failure.

Dangerous Don is badass. Because he is a danger to the corrupt establishment. He is a danger to illegals. He is a danger to globalism.
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>>73259939
Lol I was thinking that!!!
Probably as many as trumps main competitors, don't wanna put every person trump has stumped, that's a lot
Maybe 6-10 to keep it short
Yeah midbosses will be fun
Imagine momiji wearing a MAGA hat showing up as a midboss
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Post'em
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>>73260187
They have to.
They're in the bargaining phase.
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>>73260187
>VAGINA
>GE POLLS
>NEVERTRUMP MOVEMENT
>SPICS
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who remember?
https://youtu.be/W5Iu-OfTpo4

We're going to meme her into an apoplexy
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>>73260157
Should we really understimate her like that? Seems fishy she would go that far being that terrible
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>>73260187
>Why do people think Trump won't win?
Because CONSERVATIVES will stay home, just like we did in 2012 and 2008. I don't give a damn if Hillary wins. The Republic is finished as it is.
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Anyone else think Hillary is the superior choice over Trump? I mean really, she has the experience and proven record to back it.

Yeah I don't either.
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>>73260187
Honestly as of 2 days ago I was really worried about Don going against someone so protected like Hillary, but shit like this makes me feel so much better.
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>>73260046

It has to be one of the dumbest fucking lines of attack ever

Ignoring the decades of building/business experience before The Apprentice even began.

And as if Obama's entire campaign wasn't just one big fucking reality/entertainment show? He was on more talk shows and bullshit than actual news outlets. I can't remember any hard hitting questions that were ever posed to Obama.

Not to mention his complete lack of accomplishments before 2008. Jesus fuck what a worthless nigger.
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>>73260046
Because 'le reality star. Vp Gary busey XD". Ignoring the fact that he's a world class businessman
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>>73260086

She also tried Risky, too!
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>>73259938

I was looking at the ABC twitter feed and found this
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>>73260005
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>>73260270
Good to know you won't be voting Australia, don't know what Trump can do without your vote.
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>>73260187
>This is worse than fucking Jeb.

SHE SERIOUSLY IS FUCKING WORSE THAN JEB

HOW IS THIS FUCKING POSSIBLE

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS SO FUCKING AMAZING
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>>73260046
He's a broken record who doesn't give a shit. He knows he has to campaign for shilldawg and if he doesn't the DNC won't give him gibedats for speaking
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>>73260067
He should. I've heard the same thing from SS guys. She's a miserable hag
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>>73259508

LOL what the fuck??
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>>73260331
D-did they attend the after party?
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>>73260336
I'm speaking for the MILLIONS of conservatives out there who are disgusted with what just happened. Go listen to Mark Levin's show and hear caller after caller say the same thing.
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>>73260046
You couldn't shop the >JUST hair over a picture more perfectly than that one. All you need to know Aussie friend.
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>>73259508
Source?
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>>73260208
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>>73259478
Take a vacation, go to Texas and do some ranching or go shoot some guns at a range, shoot a young black teen in a suspicious hoodie, definitely try 5 guys if you don't have those up in Canada, see some landmarks.

You know, be American.

If you like it, apply for a green card or whatever. I live in Maine and our governer is a Quebecois shitposter.
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>>73260270

>tfw straya has lost his charm
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>>73260269
She's not a good politician, to be honest. She's really propped up to be better than she is by the media. Her primary tactics are to appeal to emotion and pander.
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>>73259704
you're not american so nobody cares that you're not voting for someone who you can't actually vote for.
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>>73259938
Well, at least she tried...

I'm so glad the Clinton Campaign doesn't have any master persuaders.
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"Donald Trump is a chaos candidate" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260428
funny how all those holocaust survivors happily died in their bed at 90
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>>73259938
Presumptuous sounds a lot like "presumptive". This will backfire. She sucks at nicknames.
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>>73260339
She's such an absurd fuckup. She can't do anything right.
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>>73260339
Because Hillary is coddled in a bubble like Lubio and her only real opposition was a nigger and a commie jew
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>>73260046
That's the best argument against Trump that they have without calling Trump a racist, misogynist, etc.
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>>73259938
Top kek
He's just been warming up too. His response will bomb reality
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>>73260198

SERIOUSLY ME TOO

IT'S SO FUCKING BAD

>>73260487

Don't forget that she STILL can't shake Bernie off of her. Any idiot could've gotten rid of that old geezer by February.
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>>73260502
That's a Jeb! Quote unless you did that on purpose.
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I really want Trump to keep shitposting when he's the president. Imagine the POTUS twitter account in his control.
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>>73260504
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>>73260487
There´s a very power hungry, evil person under the progressive grandma mask.
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>>73260422
>D-did they attend the after party?
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>>73259791
Bullshit
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Just got back from the Eugene rally. How did it look on the other side of the cameras? It was fun, pretty high energy.
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>>73259697
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>>73260525

THIS IS WHAT I MEANT BY CONSTANTLY LAUGHING

I'm so fucking giddy and ecstatic all the time because of this shit

How is this actually happening
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>>73260578
"I WAS IN WASHINGTON, IOWA" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260580
I need presidential shitposting in my life.
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>>73259938

I thought it was 'presumptive'. That bitch's focus group did NOT think about it thoroughly.
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You would think the democrats would put someone that could actually win in the race. A criminal witch and commie jew? Wtf
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>>73260644
Why? Why did they sell their gold?
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>>73260575
Right! I think it's very telling.
>>73260598
Yes, a very, very corrupt politician. People will see that soon, I'm sure. Trump is very skilled at trolling people into sperging out and revealing themselves.
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>>73259938
>C-chaos candidate!
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>>73260628
Pics or gtfo
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>>73260046
You can almost smell the desperation kek
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>>73260241
Blastoise and Raichu and 4 literally who.
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>>73260598
Now why would you think that?
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>>73260653
"YOU CAN'T INSULT YOUR WAY TO THE PRESIDENCY!" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260685
We'll they're so far gone they thought they'd be able to actually get away with doing it.
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>>73259938
Worse than 'Drumpf.' I'm only insulted by the inability to come up with a good nickname.
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>>73260707
To pay for the Islamic refugee's basic income
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>>73260707
DUDE WEED

But seriously our politicians are that fucking retarded.
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>>73260743
"My mother is the greatest woman I know" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260646
>How is this actually happening

Because she's been coddled and protected her whole life. She's never faced an enemy like Trump before on her own.
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>>73260235
6 levels is a real good number for a shmup. I don't think you wanna go much higher than that. People usually like to play them in one sitting.

Midboss listed first, level boss listed last:

Graham, Kelly
Jeb, Rubio
Kasich, Cruz
Hillary's VP, Hillary

Who else has really memorably been stumped? I feel like there's a level missing before Jeb, Rubio and Kasich, Cruz.
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Jesus christ
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>>73260707
ssh! Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
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>>73260187

>Yeb-tier democrat

Manafort, the Don and Roger Stone are going to fucking MURDER this cunt.
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>>73260653
"B-big dong...big Donald" -Hilarious Clitorus
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>>73259938

she's been living in her pretentious bubble for so long she forgot how normal humans communicate with each other
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>>73260660
Oh baby
Every morning will be glorious
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>>73259546
>>73259737
You sure it wasn't 100 cans of beans?
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>>73260707
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GLORIOU
GLORIOUS
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>>73260644
>>73260707
People don't also realize the first dip in the reserve was due to his fucking father, Pierre Trudeau, the guy who turned Canada multiculturalist.
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>>73260792
Surely there had to have been some outcry against even presenting the notion?
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>>73260796
"I'M WEARING MY HOODIE" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260824
>trump starts hammering bill's sexual assualt
>hillary's number sink like a stone
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>>73260808
she still seem battle hardened and cool in her composure. I dont know if I ever saw her sperging out.
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>>73260816
Rand and Fiorina
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>>73260816
Pope/Vicente
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>>73260839
aesthetic
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>>73259938
Holy shit, this is it, this will surely stump the trump
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>>73260808

No, I meant, how is this insane fiction we're living in actually reality

How

How

Look at what is happening, this is insanity, utter insanity

It's amazing
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>>73260875
"C-COUNT TO T-TEN DONALD" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260743
This strategy worked out well for YEB!, and will help her just as much.
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>>73260887
>she still seem battle hardened and cool in her composure.

Oh yeah. With awkward cackling and brushing things off.

Bitch wears a thin disguise. She's terrified.
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>>73260816

The Media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
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>>73260875
"EAT YOUR HEART OUT ZUCKERBURG" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260887
Because she's always been within the script.
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TRUMP IS A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksGZBM3Fjc
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>>73260849
It's fucking unreal its like the entire western governements decided in the 70's it was time to mass important immigrants. Seems like a jew conspiracy
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>>73260884
>AAAAAALLLLLL those clueless soccer mom voters
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>>73260824
>mfw Manafort and Stone
Trump really does know how to pick people
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>>73260887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLBw0I9Pctc

Watch her interview.

She looks so worn down. A few weeks and she'll have a meltdown
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>>73260743

IT'S A TOUGH BUSINESS, HILLARY!
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"p-please clap" - Hillary Clinton
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>>73260911
Fuck, good one.

>>73260888
Fiorina could be a good choice for a midboss for Cruz's level, but I feel like it pays Kasich too much of a compliment to make him a level boss.
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>>73260930
What a time to be alive eh.
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>>73260046
>head tilted
>eyes looking down

That's the sign of doubt in what he's saying. He knows Trump will the next president
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Guys, is there any other music/artists similar to Trumpwave?

I already listened to the Trump album like 3 times. It's addicting as fuck.
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>>73260965
Kelley is a pretty good representative of MSM.
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I was wrong, Warren isn't the new Jeb, Hillary is. Holy shit what a twist.
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>>73260853
They probably promised tax breaks or some retarded shit like that and the people just ate it up.
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>>73260816
I think you should switch Kelly and Jeb
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>>73259938
The reason why "Crooked Hillary" and "Lyin' Ted" works is because its consistent and its easier to say
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>>73260824
Might I remind everyone that Manafort is not to be fucked with.

And now he has his sights set on Shillary.
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>>73260884
I imagine by the end of the election, the only people voting for Shillary will be diehard dems (party loyalists) and people who feel sorry for her after trump destroys her life.
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I'm still in the #CruzCrew and proud of it. Cruz will unsuspend him campaign before Nebraska. Mark my words.
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WOW

WOW

WOW


I JUST TUNED BACK INTO THE TRUMP ZONE AFTER BEING AWAY FOR A FEW HOURS

ELIZABETH WARREN MELTED THE FUCK DOWN ON TWITTER AFTER THE OR RALLY

I'M BLOWN AWAY

DONALD J TRUMP, YOU ARE THE MAN
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>>73261106
sauce?
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>>73261106
Lemme get dat sauce on dat shit sham
~ Hilreee cleetson
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>>73261018
they beeped schlonged? hahaha I missed that.
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>>73261082
Have the song Dirty Laundry by Don Henely play during the Kelly level
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>Hillary Clinton will die in your lifetime
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>>73260726
Here's one my little brother got. A supporter got a little too enthusiastic and hit Trump in the head. My brother also got to shake his hand. I have more pics if you want to see them, but they're pretty boring.
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>>73261106
Hillary is Jeb but a thousand times more loathsome.

Jeb is having a cry now and still is a punching bag, but Jeb hasn't got a hundred people dead in mysterious circumstances.
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>>73261131

There's many many reasons why they work. Only a businessman who's built his life on branding deals could understand. He literally calls it "branding". This is business as usual for him.
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>>73261155
Is that Jeb in drag?
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>>73259938
She really just needs to cough up $1.8 billion for Scott Adams. This is pathetic desu senpai
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>>73261132
So can ManaFort help Trump win the GE
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REMINDER: The man who leaked the Rubio Foam Party picture was found dead at the bottom of the stairs in his apartment. It was ruled a suicide.

This is literally war with the globalists. Be careful!
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>>73260339
THE REAL KICKER IS SHE'S FUCKING WORSE THAN JEB

YET BERNIE SANDERS LOST TO HER
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>>73261191
I got close to Trump in Hartford. I was only about three away from him.

Place was packed and electric
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>>73261251
I hope so
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>>73261196
You know Jeb was the one who helped the Saudi's cause 9/11
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>>73261251
That's an understatement. He's very very good at his behind the scenes job and doesn't want the spotlight.
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>>73261235
How do you think Adams arrived at that price? That's a fuckton. Does Hillary even have that much? Did he offer because he knew she probably wouldn't take him up on it, but Trump might?
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>>73261334
This.
The Bush's have very bloody hands.
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>>73259938

>throwing everything at him but the kitchen sink


https://youtu.be/1Io0OQ2zPS4
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>>73261334
True, but I don't want to kill people when I listen to Jeb, I just cringe.

Hillary makes me murderous.
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>>73261335
>tfw manafort has probably seen and done shit people only read a smidgen about in Tom Clancy books
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>>73261255
Proof? I want to believe.
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>>73261292
It's all happening
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>>73261309
Nice.
There were a fuckton of protesters in Eugene, but they weren't a problem because they had a massive hedge and fence around the venue.
Walls do work!
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>>73261251
CAN he?

This is the kind of stuff he's been doing his whole life.
You know Soros has shadowy masters of their craft in the dark? Fucking amateurs compared to Paul Manafort.
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>>73261018
>s********
What are they doing? Censoring schlonged? People say it all the time now like its nothing.

Btw, Norah O'Donnel is an underrated newsfu
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>>73261251
It's already happening

haven't you noticed?

The RNC purge... The Bush family fucking off....Lindsay Graham fucking off....not attending the convention

It's beautiful
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>>73261383
It's a joke I believe, it would be hilarious if she becomes that desperate.
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Assuming Trump is trying to make Hillary's possible VP's look like idiots, how does he go after this Julian Castro guy?
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>>73261413
That coffin comment about Cruz didn't tip you off?
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When Donald Trump becomes president of the United States do not fault him for not acknowledging that meme magic helped get him there. Kek is a humble god.
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>>73259942
So, how long before she gets completely Trumped?
I'm guessing 4-7 days.
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>>73261158
Malena morgan workout
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>>73261400
Jeb seems like a nice guy. He would have been better off running a small gaucamole stand with his wife. He's way over his head in politics.

But at least he got laid in his campaign.
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>>73261488
..
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>>73261488
Go after his twin scandal
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>>73259938
I dont think most people know what the word mean or know how to pronounce it
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>>73261488
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>>73259478

Become a citizen! It's a long process but legal immigrants are the best citizens. Once you become a legal citizen there is 0% prejudice and people will legitimately consider you a full blooded American even if you have an accent, it's the beauty of America
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You guys think Donald has a chance of winning Florida on his own? And Michigan? Just look at the primary votes on both democrat and republican and add them up. You might be surprised..
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>>73261533
Jeb is a useful idiot for globalist interests. Emphasis on the word "idiot".
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>>73261488
Hillary will try to use Castro as a proxy
Castro will attack Trump
Trump will attack back
Trump will win
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>>73261386

That's why trump said no Jeb no matter what as a VP

he didn't even rule cruz out
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>>73261563
It sounds like presumptive. People won't even know it's a nickname.

It's amatuer and worse than Jeb's "Chaos Candidate"
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>>73261488
If I were a woman, this would freak me the fuck out
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>>73261446
Paul "Cement Shoes" Manafort.
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>>73261609
Yeah, it's gonna be Pancake or Robot.
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