A WORLD WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE
by: Tyrone Blackson
This is a story of a little boy name Jamal, who woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?" Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world." Mom said, "Now go get dressed, and we will get started."
Jamal ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Jamal, where are your shoes? And those clothes are all wrinkled, son. I must iron them." However, when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there.
You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board, and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.
"Oh well," she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb.
Jamal decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.
Well, this was a sight: no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess. Even Mom's hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. Walker, well, you get the picture.
Mom told Jamal, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store." Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.
So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop. Theo yelled to his Mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."
"Well, son," she said, "Let me finish washing these clothes, and we will prepare a list for the grocery store." When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.
Mom asked Jamal to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So, Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen.
As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the typewriting machine and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press. Theo and his mother decided just to head out to the market.
Well, when Jamal opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, John Burr, a black man, invented the lawn mower. They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They also noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.
Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries, and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs, and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So, they just left the food on the counter.
>implying the people named came up with these inventions
>implying some of these haven't been around since ancient times
>implying someone else wouldn't invent certain things
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>taking the bait
>>72305667
I'm not reading more than that paragraph, it was already enough cringe
>imagine a world without niggers
>>72305531
Go on...
>>72307669
>use a sim city 4 pic
Jeez son
I've missed this pasta
>>72310114
You see, pasta was invented by Barnaby J. Robson, a black man.
>>72310386
His name? Albert Einstein...
>>72306297
>>72306083
>>72305893
>>72305777
>>72305667
>>72305531
Explain how they have none of these inventions in Africa
>>72305777
Bullshit nigga they found combs in Mesopotamian sites, shit pretty much every culture ever has had combs.
>>72311179
The gravitational force of white privilege has trapped all these miracle inventions in the gravity wells of the evil nation states of whitey, so they can't make it to Africa.
>>72306297
He then wondered, "what would life be like without white people?"
Suddenly, he found himself naked next to a tree about to be killed by a cheetah.
I thought it was gonna be something interesting like funk music or michael jackson but its just basic shit like "a comb" i guess they think the human race had gone for thousands of years with messy hair until the esteemed inventor, Mr. John Doe, came along
"Let's go visit the pyramids", said Jamal, but a black man, Tutankhamen, invented the pyramids.
you were off to such a good start, too
>>72305531
>>72306297
>Garrett A. Morgan
>Morgan's safety hood was used to save many lives during the period of its use.
>His invention became known nationally when he led a rescue that saved several men's lives after a 1916 tunnel explosion under Lake Erie. Before Morgan arrived, two previous rescue attempts had failed. The attempted rescuers had become victims themselves by entering the tunnel and not returning. Morgan was roused in the middle of the night after one of the members of the rescue team who had seen a demonstration of his device sent a messenger to convince him to come and to bring as many of his hoods as he could. He arrived on the scene still wearing his pajamas, and brought his brother Frank and four of the hoods with him. Most of the rescuers on the scene were initially skeptical of his device, so he and his brother personally went into the tunnel along with two other volunteers, and succeeded in pulling out two men from the previous rescue attempts. He emerged carrying a victim on his back, and his brother followed just behind with another. Others joined in after his team succeeded, and rescued several more. His device was also used to retrieve the bodies of the victims that did not survive. Morgan personally made four trips into the tunnel during the rescue, and his health was affected for years afterward from the fumes he encountered there.
I guess it wouldn't hurt black kids to learn a bit about this guy instead of those other thugs.
A fucking comb........
I'm not taking anymore of this bait
>coming up with an obvious solution for a simple problem
Hurr durr, without them the problem would have never been solved.
That was one of the best baits yet. I got to my fedora to you negro.
*tips fedora
>>72305531
Jamal inquisitively ask "Mother, why have I never met my father?" Mom replied "I don't know which of the two dozen crack dealers I used to fuck for a few rocks is your father, but I'm sure he is in a better place now."
>>72305531
>>72305667
>>72305777
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>>72306297
So, Slavery was great after all
>>72305531
>look at those mixed race freckles she's got
So sad to have to worship an identity you were born with, when you don't have accomplishments in life to distinguish you.
>>72305667
>invented the ironing board
it's just wood with cloth laid on top
>>72305777
>a black man, invented the comb.
now I know this isn't factually correct, people have been using shells and bone as combs since the dawn of humanity.
There isn't enough in this to be funny enough to continue reading.
>>72305531
>>72305667
>>72305777
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>>72306297
No father in history, you see Jamael T. Tyrone invented responsible parenthood.
>>72305777
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bl_Walter_Sammons.htm
What? Walter Sammons invented a heated comb... Regular combs have been found in pretty much every civilization known, there's no known inventor.
>>72305777
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyda_D._Newman
>Lyda D. Newman was an American inventor. She invented a hairbrush that was able to be taken apart in order to be easily cleaned.
She patented a detachable brush, something no one even uses.
>>72305667
http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blboone.htm
She invented a part for the ironing board that does sleeves.
>>72311536
>>72305667
>>72305777
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>>72306297
Ironing board - W. Vandenburg and J. Harvey, both white men
Shoe lasting machine - Jan E. Matzelinger, half white half black
Comb - among the oldest tools found by archeologists
Hairbrush - Hugh Rock, white man
Dustpan - T.E. McNeill, white
Mop - Used since atleast 1496
Clothes dryer - M.Pochon, French
Pencil sharpener - Bernard Lassimonne, French
First fountain pen - Petrache Poenaru, Romanian
Typewriter - Francesco Rampazzetto, Italian
Printing press - Johannes Gutenberg, German
Lawn mower - Edwin Budding, English
Automatic transmission - Alfred Horner Munro, Canadian
Supercharge system for internal combustion engines - Gottlieb Daimler, German
Traffic light - J.P. Knight, English
Refrigerator - Jacob Perkins
Lel only one mulatto, no blacks
>>72305531
>>72305667
>>72305777
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>>72306083
>>72306297
>>72305777
>Walter Sammons
Didn't invent THE comb he invented A comb. Unless you believe people didn't comb their hair in the history of mankind before 1920.
>>72314605
WUZ
>>72306083
>William Purvis
invented an improvement to the fountain pen. Not THE fountain pen.
This shit is like the first google results. I'm amazed at how lazy blacktivists are to believe and propagate this kind of stuff.
>>72306083
>he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.
>Niggers can't sharpen a pencil without a pencil sharpener
>implying the niggers would even be literate
Next you'll tell us they can read cursive. Needs some work on the realism anon
>>72314757
INVATORZ
>>72315183
>INVATORZ
HOL UP
DAZ RIGHT
Where is Tyrone's father in all this
>>72305531
I managed to get to combs before I was too disgusted to continue.
this all flawed.. If whites didn´t invented those , black people would have come up with same invention or idea sooner or later.
>>72311678
HOL UP
>>72305531
I wont lie.
>Shes fucking hot
>>72305531
>>72305667
>>72305777
>>72305893
>>72306083
>>72306297
>niggers only invent things to do chores and housework with
Top fucking kek
>>72305893
Just picked one of those at random:
>Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dustpan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dustpan.So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there.
Dumb Nigger can't just sweep the dust out of the house? Fuck, I even checked the Wikipédia and it says Ray improved on the design of an already patented invention
>>72317973
Just like they kept up with the wheel, sail, multiple story buildings, the compass, paved roads, concrete, the structural arch, aqueducts and, organized agriculture right.
>>72314796
>I'm amazed at how lazy blacktivists are to believe and propagate this kind of stuff
It isn't intended to be the truth, only propaganda. In other words, it does not need to be true to be believed and have the desired effect.
>>72311944
This will be the last time a nigger and his brotha in the hood ever accomplished anything valuable.
>>72321421
I think you forgot the invaluable chemical breakthrough of putting together coke and backing powder. :-)
>>72320428
burnt
>>72305531
>go get dressed
Niggers need to stop appropriating other peoples cultures
