Can we admit this would be paradise?? we can prolly just nuke the rest of the world, no point.
I honestly don't think we need anything besides the USA. We have everything here.
>>72257540
tbqh just a US & Canada merger would be fine we dont need the other 3 dragging us down
Hello my wonderful subjects.
I bid you fine greetings to all of you in Great Britain, the Commonwealth and beyond.
It has come to my attention that there is a certain amount of negativity surrounding the group of people who we collectively call the 'Anglos'.
There are some, some who refer to themselves as 'Aryans' who have pledged themselves and it made it their lifes work to destroy us - brave words. I've heard them before, from dozens of countries across all five continents, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Anglo.
Aryan minds are such fragile things. How could they forget me so quickly? We were very close, us and them.
They can still feel our bombs.
Furthermore their cultural and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of joining the Commonwealth; Why assimilate a people that would detract from perfection?
Those who join the Commonwealth are more than friends - they are family. You like having family, don't you? Surrendering to us turns us all into family. In fact, it brings us so close together.
Those countries who have been blessed by an Anglo presence are unlike others settled by other more inferior empires such as the ETERNAL FRANK and the UNCEASING SPANIARD.
Leave behind your trivial, selfish lives and be reborn with a greater purpose. Let us deliver your countries from chaos - into order.
t.Queen Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of this Realm and of Her other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith
I hope Ireland's not on the right hand side
>>72258160
I agree
>>72258339
>the maori elf
>>72257540
Canada is too cucked, just 'Murica, Australia, and New Zealand will do.
>>72257540
>no Hawaii
>everyone gets a hula girl for there car in memory of their sacrafice.
>>72257540
>including Mexico
You can nuke the rest of the world but those roaches Mexicans would turn us into shithole by themselves.
Fuck off Canada, why would we ever want to associated geographically with you or your retarded brother USA, you are so full of immigrants and foreigners that you make Sydney look white
>>72258613
>geographically rich land full of trees, minerals and wildlife, with many fresh water lakes and the perfect land of opportunity
>australia desert
i would rather have british jamaica included than actual england. at least they aren't total cucks there. australia definitely, they could benefit from our gun laws and we could benefit from their racist ways.
>>72258549
stop smoking weed faggot
>>72258549
Mexico isn't included
>>72258461
says the fatty who is literally ruled by a nigger and a tranny
>>72257540
Canada needs to be pro trump.
Please Canada i will always protect you <3
Please push trump )':
America will always love it's hat.
Keep me comfy.
We was kingz
https://youtu.be/MP2FsiG4utA
>>72257540
But then where would we get our drugs and cheap T-shirts?
>>72259078
comfy
>>72259078
Redneck Canadians have bro-tier potential.
>>72257540
100 years ago maybe. But now the US, Canada and the UK are all cucked. The only anglo bastion is Oz and NZ, and who knows how long they will last.
>Canada thinks it's worth a damn
kek
>>72257540
>no slavs
>no japs
Where will I get my good videogames?
But eh I'm kinda growing out of it so whatevs
>All that non-white
Horrifying.
Bullshit, the world would be boring without Polska.
We know both how to party hard, and how to kick ass proper. Got over 1,000 years of history of doing both.
>>72258959
true, we cant compare that to dudeweedman lmao leaf.
>>72259893
With the flow of shit cut off from the rest of the world, it would be easy to clean up whats left in our own countries
>>72258959
Adam's Apples' aren't exclusive to men. Just more prominent.
You just fucked up Coco Beach asshole
now my beach front property is usless and filled with kangaroos
>>72257540
How are the cunts in western australia?
t. concerned floridian
>>72259078
I push trump daily and have been ostracized by my family and friends.
I literally made this map thanks for saving it
>>72257540
keep all ur poisonous venomous spiders and snakes faggets
>>72257540
No Asians = no technology.
Enjoy your worldwide farm.
>>72260215
>kick ass
You only did that because some retard died and you """"annexed"""" lithuania
then you got btfoed by Russia, Prussia, and Austria
The only people you managed to beat were mongols and monastic warriors
>>72257540
Add Ireland and half of eastern europe and you're good.
>>72260628
Not Germany.
Not France.
Not Spain.
Pls give Australia to west coast. I like them, they're good surfers
>>72260596
Why are south americans such weebs?
>>72260628
>add more gay marriage
Fuck sake.
>>72257540
That'd be Heaven
>can go to britain for history, art, theatre, the highlands, the culture
>can travel to canada for pure chilly nature
>can head to australia for warm deserts and a quiet life
>can travel to USA for music, food, weather, guns, parks
>imagine the roadtrips
Give us free movement and I'd be happy with that being the entire planet.
>>72257540
Agreed, but only after we deport all the sand niggers.
>>72257540
there would have to be some serious changes for me to consider this.
>>72257540
but the emus will spread their terror to other countries
ISIS got no shit on ESAT
>>72258959
well only take the hosers , keep the snobby french ones
>>72261217
They defeated Australia. But with Canada, US, UK, and AUS? No chance. They've grown soft in their peacetime.
>>72257540
Who the fuck dropped New Zealand over our offshore oil reserves?
>>72257540
One of the many problems with this idea is attached.
>>72261217
Emus are WAY above ISIS. We're talking Soviet Union, Emu cold war territory here.
>>72260609
>The only people you managed to beat were mongols
How would that not be an achievement?
Besides, we need Poland for the Witcher.
Get writing, Sapkowski.
>>72261353
*clears throat*
>>72261780
Maori are our secret weapon. The only creatures as brutal as the feathered menace themselves
>>72259146
Scotland will still be pumping out a lot of hash and ket. Largest consumer of cocaine in the world (the shit might be snorted before it gets there though) and a drug smuggling boat was just found up the coast from me filled with cocaine.
I don't know about the cheapo shirts.
>>72258339
Pic made me jealous
>>72257540
As long as there are no asians I agree.
>>72262156
>largest consumer of cocaine in the world
Fucking seriously? Would've thought that would be us given geographical proximity to central/south america and the insane demand from college students and rich people.
>>72257540
Think about the flood of shitposting of Australians are awake when you are.
>>72257540
In a perfect world it would just be the Commonwealth plus the U.S. in their own union. Maybe not the U.S. I guess. But the Commonwealth countries.
Would prefer the Anglosphere.
>>72262436
We already deal with Canadians. Nothing we can't handle.
>>72260596
Whatre you talking about? Canada is asian.
>>72257540
Kick out your pretty boy PM or we might be building two walls
>>72262326
Nope, even combining England and Wales still doesn't reach us. This small little bit of land with the small population it has, consumes more cocaine than the US, which is also connected to The Mexico.
>>72262326
Scotland being a depressing place isn't just a meme. They're deep into their heroin too.
>tfw my country avoided drug epidemic because the IRA kneecapped or killed anyone dealing in the 70s
>>72262655
not like there's fuck all else to do in Scotland except do drugs though is it
>>72262655
Well split my dick and call me Caitlyn, I never would've thought that.
>>72262766
>>72257540
>wanting to invite the biggest shitposters and their deadly creatures into our land
fuck off you dumb leaf
>>72262754
Are you Northern Ireland? I've got family in Cork and Mayo, is it as shitty in those places as I've been led to believe?
>letting straya wildlife loose
The convicts were not the only thing condemned to live there.
>>72262755
>>72262766
Just is life in the eternal limbo which is Scotland.
>Only could get the prevalence graph.
>>72260428
Lots of violent Aboriginals.
The whites are basically all cashed up white trash with McMansions and mail order brides.
>>72257540
cut off melbourne, vancouver, toronto, south cali, and all the nigger and spic parts of usa and were good
add japan a ways off the west coast too
>>72263092
Sounds like Florida
>>72262928
Aye, Norn here. Been to neither place but Dublin hates Cork, which leads me to believe Cork's not bad. Mayo's nice from what I hear. Nice, white and Catholic.
>>72258160
>Across the USA
>Only cross over 2 states
>>72260763
Australia + Hawaii next door with their own respective hemosphere specific seasons = year god tier surfing.
>>72263439
Never surfed AUS before. Any big wave sports down under? I've tried north shore in Hawaii a few times but I'm not quite on that level
>>72263275
>white and catholic
Yeah that's my family.
>>72263188
Nah. That's QLD.
Perth is more like the white trash parts of California.
Florida and QLD may as well be the same place though.
>>72263665
Yeah.
Australia's big wave locations are a step up from Hawaii in terms of difficulty. Finding the sort of perfection that Hawaii has at size though is much harder. Much more dispersed, much less reliable conditions.
>>72261353
What if they team up with the canadian gooses and turkeys?
>>72257540
Just the hawks alone will turn Canadia into a great desert
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439042/Birds-prey-starting-fires-DELIBERATELY-Brown-falcon-dropped-smouldering-twigs-Australian-bush-smoke-mice-insects-say-researchers.html
>>72264329
Shit. Ever seen/surfed Mavericks in northern California? Great waves but dangerous as fuck all. So many rocks.
>>72264872
Turkeys pose no threat. We just change thanksgiving to every day. Geese can be our allies, as seen in pic related
>>72258831
Leaf is right. Canada is beautiful. It is the people who suck.
>>72264329
>tfw Norn Iron apparently has a better surf spot than some parts of Aus and Hawaii
>>72265084
Never been to Mavericks. It was a nig deal when I was a kid because of Mark Foo and a lot of the larger spots at the time not being opened up yet due to tow-in not having been invented/popularized.
>>72265504
There are still memorials to Mark Foo. I've been up there (from southern california) a few times and every time it weird me out knowing that a surfer way better than I will ever be died there.
If you're ever in southern CA check out trestles. My favorite spot. Waves don't get huge, but they're a perfect shape
>>72257540
And destroy Australia's fragile ecosystem? Never!
>>72265280
Nah.
Northern Ireland DOES have one world class wave though. Rarely surfed by outsiders because of the time investment needed to catch it when it's firing.
Badically a cold water Teahupoo.
>>72265816
Trestles has a bad rep for Australians.
Very aggressive apparently due to the number of locals being huge.
>>72266317
That's weird. Everyone in Southern California loves Aussies. I took a bunch of the foreign exchange strayans from my Uni there a couple years ago and they all loved it. Locals really only have a problem with people from inland CA
I understand why Ireland is usually excluded from the Anglosphere, because Irish state has been pretty split off from us politically. But we should make it an option for them to join whenever they want.
you left a big shit country there, right in the middle.
i'm talking aboooot 'murica
>>72263665
>any big wave spots in aus?
confirmed kook, but stoked that there are surfers on /pol/
>>72257540
If it were just an alliance or some shit like that, sign me up. If it's actually mashing them into one nation under the queen, god no.
>>72258339
GLORY TO THE ANGLO RACE
>>72266925
>confirmed kook
Fuck off back to Riverside, I never had a desire to surf Aus because Bali was infinitely cheaper.
And of course there are surfers on /pol/. Have you ever met a group of people who hate mexicans/niggers more than surfers and lifeguards? It's only natural we'd make our way here.
>>72266559
I think anywhere that gets crowded had problems. We don't like the Gold Coast for that reason. Some Japanese or Brazilian will without fail fuck up and then problems start.
I'm originally from Tassie so we're uanaccustomed to sharing.
>>72267411
Same thing in Laguna Beach. Year round our waves are empty, but as soon as June rolls around we get flooded with tourists and fuckwads from inland who think "this is my beach". Fuck em.
>>72257540
If you kept Brits where it's warm they turn into Australians. Keep Britain where it is thx
>anglosphere super-continent on one side of the world
>old Europe continent on the opposite side of the planet
>every other landmass is removed
>converted into small to medium sized islands and scattered all around the world
>a new age of discovery and prosperity for humanity
>>72257540
I would like a version of that map with the thirteen original colonies only. America at this point is really not Anglo, by culture or by genes. God bless Bomber Harris.
>>72258339
I love how British one has ugly ass teeth.
