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TRUMP GENERAL: CAN'T STUMP EDITION
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>FULL TRANSCRIPT OF TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Donald Trump: 'False Song of Globalism'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ

INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0

ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Celebrate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
>Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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everyone. i have some news.. look at this:

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/04/20/post-election-night-debrief-trump-towers-and-cruz-mathematically-knocked-out/
guys.... this is bad. 0% chance of being nominated on the first ballot?

that's a 100% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a cruz missile since june of 2014, when he renounced his Canadian citizenship ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of ted cruz's campaign.
i used to be a cruz supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.

i'm now st-st-eh-stumping for.. trump
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AWOOOOOVMENT
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>How do you want your campaign senpai?
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POST THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK WITH RATO AND FIORINA ON THE COVER
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>>72256948
CALRTON BANKS
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crowd stacked with kids
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>Twitter
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>>72256948
That gif is still the best Trump OC.
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MAGA
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What is this trainwreck of a Cruz rally?
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THIS IS GONNA FUCK CRUZ OVER SOOO BAD
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>Cruz kicking into maximum fempandering
Enjoy your Sarah Palin 2.0, Cruzlims
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JUST
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>>72257000
kek has a new copypaste
>>72257097
help
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>>72256948
OC from Colbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h6BXGkgkgE
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THEY DON'T CALL HIM LYIN' TED FOR NOTHING

HE SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIE LIKE THIS
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>Carly knows where jobs come from cause she worked in business.

>Trump doesn't know where jobs come from
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Holy shit, it's just nothing but lies. Nothing but lies this man speaks from his mouth. If he's not lying he's just exhaling.

Indiana /pol/acks, splat this fucking rat.
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>>72257097
No, they're just some of his mistresses.
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IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO BE CHOSEN AS A VP BY ANYONE
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>>72257000
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BIG BANTS ERIC

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/725420399350157313
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So /trumpgen/, how dose it feel knowing that trump might actually replace the m4a1?
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>>72257000
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Does New Jersey vote before or after the convention? That's all 55 delegates that are going straight to Trump.
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Updated this antique of an image for relevance.
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>wow a vp nominee made of butter
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What a fucking dumb pick.

It's over. Probably the only person who would agree to get on stage with him.
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Is she even there?
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>Carly Fiorina as Commander in Chief

WAKE ME UP
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/tdopp/status/725415315031597057
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>>72257000
name it 1435428133070.jpg
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>>72257163
So he gave up on being himself and went back to playing le ironic ultra-conservative on his talk show?
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>naming your VP when there is literally no fucking chance of winning now

Does he really think a contested convention is going to happen with the results of last night? Give me a break.
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Is anyone listening to Rato's speech on Hannity? It's pathetic, just a handful of diehards. He's making the speech Jeb would have made if he got this far, based on an appeal to authority and experince.
It's not an outsider speech at all he's trying to be presidential in the old mode. So completely desperate that he's listening to Lindsey and Jeb's advice.
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"YEAH!"

>said in the middle of fucking indiana

cuckservatives never cease to amaze me at how good goy they are
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>>72257279
Holy crap, this is pathetic
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rjoy1919 - I'll Vote For You (Official Music Video) #HeyJealous #TedCruzHasABigVaginaRightAndLeft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHc0Cf6Ypv8
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god i hate this little prick
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>>72257215
BASED
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DAILY REMINDER:

CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN MANAGER WAS NAMED BY THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AS ONE OF TED CRUZ'S MISTRESSES

TED CRUZ ARRANGED FOR A TRANSFER OF $500,000 TO CARLY FIORINA'S CAMPAIGN LAST YEAR

THIS WAS OSTENSIBLY HUSH MONEY

AND NOW, TED CRUZ NAMES CARLY FIORINA AS HIS VP CHOICE

THIS IS DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY

EVERYONE PRAY TO KEK THAT THE TED CRUZ SEX SCANDAL RISES TO THE TOP OF THE NEWS CYCLE AGAIN AND SOON

I PERSONALLY THINK ROGER STONE IS SITTING ON IT UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT
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>>72257217
Hi there lil buddy
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>>72257258
>how you want your VP senpai
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>>72256948
Recap of last night
>Bobby Knight endorses Trump
>Tedophiles beg Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>ONLY NEEDS 46% OF REMAINING DELEGATES
>Trump speech
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Mika based as usual
>Trump receives more votes in Baltimore than BLM mayoral candidate
>Cruz apologizes for calling hoop a “basketball ring”
Afternoon
>Half of Americans believe the primaries are rigged
>Rick Scott says it’s time for Never Trump to end
>Foreign Policy speech
>>American people and American security first
>>Promote stability not nation building
5 main weaknesses in our foreign policy
>1. Resources are overextended
>2. Allies are not paying their fair share
>3. Friends are beginning to think they can’t depend on us
>4. Our rivals no longer respect us
>5. No coherent foreign policy
>>If Obama’s goal was to weaken America he couldn’t have done a better job
5 Goals
>1. Need to contain ISIS and radical Islam
>2. Rebuild military and economy
>3. Put America first through economic and immigration reforms
>4. Treat veterans really really well
>5. Foreign policy based on best interest of American business
>>Military dominance must be unquestioned
>>ISIS days are numbered
>>Will call a summit on NATO with allies
>>Wants to promote Western values
>>”We will no longer surrender out country or its people to the false song of globalism”
>Speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Cruz mistakes Carly Fiorina for 400 delegates
>Her real name is Carlton Fiorina
Tonight
>Rally /w Bobby Knight 6pm EST
>Greta townhall at 7pm EST
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN

I AM NOT EVEN AMERICAN AND I AM OBSESSED WITH DONALD TRUMP

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
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TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
TED CRUZ IS USING A TELEPROMPTER
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>>72257240
all vote before convention
that's the whole point--vote and send delgates to convention
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>>72257185
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What is with that big foreheaded girl in the black shirt? She looks like she has that thyroid disease.
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>>72257240
>does NJ vote before or after the convention where all the states pledge their votes and produce a binding decision
Gee I wonder.
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Cruz is criticizing Trump for wanting to speak softly and carry a big stick. You know because it makes so much sense to encourage Israel to go to war with Iran.
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>>72257082
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>>72257325
You can just feel the liberal hegemony of the last decade slipping away
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>mfw the camera is zoomed and panned to the left side of the stage to show the lady with an israel shirt
just cuck my shit up fampai
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This is cringeworthy near satire levels of fake.
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inb4 face
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>>72256948

This charade by Rato right now is beyond embarrassing

Newt Gingrich must be laughing his off right now...last night on Hannity he said it would be pointless for Cruz to announce a VP pick when he's that far behind in votes and delegates...and here Rato is, doing exactly that
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>>72257132

Cruz trying to do something desperate in order to get the woman vote.
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>>72257215
LIKE FATHER
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>>72257325
Kind of.
Not ultra conservative, just kind of an exaggerated version of himself.
Still, loved the Cartoon Trump Gatsby-Impression
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VOTE GUYS https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/725401151357726721
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OH MY GOD RATO
>T-TRUMP IS A BULLY!
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>you're at a Trump rally with your girlfriend waiting for the God Emperor
>he's fashionably late but that's ok
>suddenly out of the excited crowd this man steps forward and squeezes your girlfriend's butthole

what do you do /pol/ ?
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>>72257398 It's a fuckin movement
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and Trump said, look at her face
>yeah!
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THAT ONE GUY WHO JUST WENT "YEAH"

BASED
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>look at that face

YEAH! uh...uh boooOOOOO
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>>72257097
>oh god oh god my campaign is tanking
>I KNOW I'LL CHOOSE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO DROP OUT OF THE PRIMARY FOR BEING UNELECTABLE AS MY RUNNING MATE
>SHE'S BASICALLY A LESS SUCCESSFUL, LESS INTELIGENT, LESS ATTRACTIVE, FEMALE TRUMP SO PEOPLE WILL LOVE IT
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BEST HEADLINE
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/04/ted-cruz-carly-fiorina/480177/
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>tfw have been getting fit and using The Donald as inspiration
>tfw gonna enlist in the MUHREENS the day after election day if Teflon Don wins
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>>72257215
I LOVE YOU ERIC
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STRONG POWERFUL WOMAN
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Heh, for a second the crowd cheered when Ted brought up when Trump called her an ugly bitch
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Hello gays. Whatz hebbening itt?
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This whole thing is hilarious
It reminds me of a Jeb moment
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>>72257097
>>72257279
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>>72257398
It's the /pol/ effect. It's like the Americans on /pol/ all of the sudden find themselves caring about the elections in Austria.
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>>72257217
Good if Trump repeals the executive ban on surplus firearms being sold to civilians and the machine gun ban.
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>>72257624
JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE
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I miss Jeb
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>>72257217
>mfw thinking of all those surplus rifles

Hope he replaces that shitty Beretta handgun too.
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>>72257258

>My supporters would love this
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Rato just described himself perfectly
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GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN CRUZ AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
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>>72257624
LOOK AT THAT FACE
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FUCK OFF CRUZ, YOU HAVE A MESSIAH COMPLEX
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>>72256948
so there is going to a trump rally in my town evansville Indania
on thursday i was just asking
am i the only anon who lives here and our if any anon want to have a meetup
>pic related is the ford center
where trumps rally will be at
plus i am w willing to do a happening
if it is legal no promises
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Goddamn, now he's repeating.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZCPJBcrJN

My Cover of Huey Lewis & The News in honour of Trump's landslide victory

I plan to upload to YouTube at some point
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>>72257624
she can open a can with that chin lmao
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>>72257704
cruz is the new YEB!
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Reminder that if you don't vote for Hillary you're sexist
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Can we say that Cruz is beating a dead horse?
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>CRUZ CHECKING TRUMP'S PRIVILEGE
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>>72257722
THE PRIESTHOOD IS RISING
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>Trump is a mean bully maymay


Oh Jeb...i mean Ted
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>privlage
wew lad
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>>72257240
Same day as California m8, guaranteed 51 delegates all for Trump.

Christie is also going to be a delegate to the convention
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Is Cruz calling Trump on privilege? Is Tumblr writing his speeches now?
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>Cruz trying to say Trump was always rich
>Trump was literally broke for a couple years and bounced back richer than before
LYIN" TED
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What happens when Kasich picks Carly as his running mate as well?
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>>72257765
Shop Fiorina in there and make a butter face joke
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>>72257446
>>72257417
I asked before people (the media) kept undercutting the states that vote in June, chill your tits.

So we can definitely count on California and New Jersey to bring out big delegate counts for Trump, nice.
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USING THE WOMAN CARD TO THE FULLEST
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>when you're always told you are the chosen one...
Was that pause the realization of how fucked he is on social media for that comment.
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Pop Quiz time - what did Carly pick as her desired Secret Service codename

https://youtu.be/oz1Rh4Z3_hY
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>it's a testament to Carly's strength and fortitude that she survived cancer

Shit man, I guess my mom was a weak pussy faggot for dying because of breast cancer. COME ON MA, STEP IT UP
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>>72257597
This is thoroughly embarrassing.
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>she had breast cancer
>vote for me
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>>72257253
Thanks m8. Spreading on Twitter now.
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Did the rat fuck the horse yet?
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>>72257801
>Bushes coalescing around Cruz
>safe outsider
Holy shit my sides.
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>https://www.cruzcarly.com/
Ahahhahaah.
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>>72257549
find the biggest zit on his body and 'pop' it so the pus moves further inward rather than being free of their porous prison

and then i punch the spot. he will beat me half to death but for weeks he'll be worrying i caused some kind of tumor
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>>72257394
>Cruz mistake fiorna for 400 deligates

Kek
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>Carly has known tragedy
>Just like her campaign
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NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES
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None of Trump's kids died of a drug overdose, ol' Ted
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>>72257711
M9 has been on chopping block, their contract didn't get reupped. 19 or 17 is probably replacing it.
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>>72257711
indeed, we would have a very well armed populace
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>>72257704
>>72257593
>>72257473
>>72257422
I love this meme
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>>72257839
I know it's Eva but what is this?
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>>72257576
His legs look so small for some reason, like he's piggybacking some 12 year old and we never noticed.
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>>72257877
Your mom clearly wasn't presidential material.
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>>72257897
It's sarcasm, my dude
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>>72257936
better fire everyone in the campaign
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>this girl on CNN
MUH DICK
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seriously though, that face
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WHAT STREAM ARE WE WATCHING?
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>>72257000

Kekkekekekek
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>CRUZ STILL TALKING ABOUT CARLY'S FACE & WEAKNESSES

He doesn't know how to do this, does he?
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>>72257877
My mom is a breast cancer survivor as well, and this speech pissed me off.
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HELLO
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>>72257801
Whoever's running that Conservative Pundit account, I want to thank you for the daily keks. It's comedy gold.
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>>72257899
>https://www.cruzcarly.com/
<a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/privacy-policy/">Privacy Policy</a><span class="sep">|</span><a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/terms-of-use">Terms of Use</a><span class="sep">|</span><a href="https://www.tedcruz.org/contact/">Contact</a><span class="sep">|</span>© CRUZ FOR PRESIDENT
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</div> </div>

it's real
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What was that stutter
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BASED TED WILL WIN CALI
GOOD BYE TRUMPKEKS!

http://archive.is/dAsoM
http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/04/27/decisive-california-primary-cruz-control/
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>>72257969
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>>72257969
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This is the lowest energy speech I have ever heard. The air conditioner is louder than the crowd.
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BUT SARAH PALIN WAS BETTER
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>>72257899

Why does he use Fiorina's first name?
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cruz just seized the millenial vote

it's over
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Cruz knows all about texting with little girls.
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>letting your 5 year old text

Degenerate
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>VERY...FFFFFFF...IMPRESSIVE FLUENCY WITH HEART AND SMILEY FACE EMOTICONS
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CARLY CONFIRMED CRUZ'S KIDS REAL MOTHER
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>>72257163

These pics are fantastic who is doing them?
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WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST SAY LMFAO
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>>72257899

Can someone determine when this domain was registered?
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oh my god this is sad... pathetic...
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Oh god, he is talking about emojis. This is so lame
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>>72257723

WELL GOLLY GEE WHILLAKERS, GUYS, CAN SOMEONE PASS THE MAPLE SYRUP...I HAVE ANOTHER SHORT STACK OF BULLERMILK PANCAKES ON THEIR WAY...I'LL GET AROUND TO MAKING UP THE 800 DELEGATE DIFFERENCE ONCE I'M DONE THIS MEAL...GOOD LORD GOSH, ALL THIS EATING IS REALLY GIVING ME AN APPETITE...BETTER ADD A SIDE OF BACON, WAITER
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Lol. Ted is totally fucking Fiorina.

The rat wants his cheese.
Poor cuck Heidi.
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Welp, I took as much as I could of Lyin' Ted on C-SPIN. When I shut it off Rato was all "strong bagina that scares Donakd Trump".

Is he finished lying? Did he bring her out?
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>>72258012
Ted Cruz is naming Carly as his VP. It's on every channel.
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>>72258080
When are you going to drop out, Ted?
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Already back to shitting on New York

Classic Ted
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>>72257097
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>>72258115
Just fuck my campaign up fampai
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>>72258147
This is like when the titanic sent out distress signals, and nobody cared.
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>>72257963
>mfw poor infantry men glocknade themselves
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>Ted's girls love butter
>Carli is a butterface
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>>72257969
It's getting shitty
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IM A SORE LOSER SO I WANT TRUMP TO LOSE TOO
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>>72257571
You're thinking the wrong way
>she's a women
>this will give me the women and hillary voters!
GENIUS
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>>72257097
THIS. IS THE PRIESTHOOD RISING!
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>>72257868
Back in the good old days when everything was calm and peaceful
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I caved and bought some oreos today. They are just too delicious.
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>>72258115
>VERY...FFFFFFF...IMPRESSIVE FLUENCY WITH HEART AND SMILEY FACE EMOTICONS
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>>72258086
Thanks you toothpaste friend
>>72258080
Thank you Cruz
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>>72258219
too good
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Cruz talks to long and is say this as an Americlap who agrees with the broad strokes of his positions.

I mean damn a good Trump speech feels like it's a few minutes long if that, I feel like this is an hour long.
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This Cruz rally is making me uncomfortable.

I'm just gonna post Anime girls
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>we must unite
>so i'm staying in this race i'm eliminated from simply to play spoiler
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>>72258254
RISING IN THE CHILDS ASS
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>>72258185
When you post the Wew Lad version of that.
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>6 days until Indiana
>13 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>20 days until Oregon
>27 days until Washington
>41 days until the Final Five and end of the primary
>48 days until trump's 70th birthday
>85 days until the GOP Nomination
>195 days until the general election
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This might spur Trump on to make an early VP call

I hope he waits until he gets the nom, but I know his VP is going to be absolutely flawless whoever it is. Heads will turn
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>superbly gifted
>has vagina
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>>72257899
Absolutely pathetic
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>nobody will reach 1237 delegates
I'm gonna remember this speech when Trump acquires the nomination
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wrap it up cruz
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Jesus,even Bernie isn't this fucking deluded
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CRUZ AND FIORINA

THE MOST UGLIEST TICKET IN ELECTION HISTORY
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>>72257133
HE DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE
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SOMEONE POST A FUCKING LINK
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>>72257899
Didn't Cruz just say she was the first female CEO for a fortune 20 company?. Says Fortune 50 on that webpage.
Lyin' Ted strikes again.
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I've jerked it to 3 doujin already how the fuck is he not done talking.
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>>72258310
I'm cringing so hard right now.
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>>72258410
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
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>>72258032
Stop posting my baby picture, Drumpfkins.
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>>72258310
Me too
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>Trying to bait Trump into announcing his VP
Fuck off Rato.
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>>72257985
>that bulge
so that's why Ted can't stay with just one woman
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>>72257868
HUMBLE
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>elections are about choices

Guess what Ted, they chose Trump!
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/725396879723384832/video/1

Jesus, Trump barely needs to even say anything anymore.
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>>72258331
Holy hell, what if Ivanka was his VP?

She's cuuuute and the nation would vote because she's cuuuuute
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Wait, where is Carly? Why is she not on stage?
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NEVER TRUST A RAT
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>>72258331
Cruz choosing his VP now makes him look pathetic, trying so desperate to get one over on Donald.

Donald has the people's heart, that's all that really matters
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>>72258331
Nope. Trump runs on his own time.
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>ELECTIONS ARE ABOUT CHOICES
>BUT ONLY THE DELEGATES MATTER
ALSO, CRUZ IS BRINGING UP OBAMA-CLINTON
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he has the gall to talk about voters having a choice after Colorado. Fuck this piece of shit.
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Remember those days where people actually said there was no chance of Trump becoming the front runner. Who is laughing now
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>Great Bitten
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I walked away for a second. Is Fiorina even there?
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>>72258147

I did not attach this pic

I never seen this pic before, and is not on my computer

(you) anybody, wtf happened?????
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That grunt. Holy shut.
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>>72258410
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
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>>72258379
This.
Is Rato done preachin', er, I mean lyin'?
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GREAT BI- GREAT BRITAIN
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Cruz will never have another friend after this election. He is so fucking lucky he won texas or else he'd be forced to work for his dad
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CROWD JUST BOOED ISRAEL!!!
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Jesus christ Ted s really milking this media coverage
Just wheel out that abomination known as Firoina & shit the fuck up holy shit
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TRUMP HAS WON NEARLY ALL OF THE RACE YOU RAT
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>>72258412
To be fair a fortune 20 company would also be a fortune 50 company so it is not necessarily a lie. Still I demand consistency from a man that claims to be a "consistent conservative"
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>>72257963
I pray Trump lets them get transferred to the CMP for resale like surplus military firearms are supposed to and not put in a warehouse in Nevada or dumped into the ocean like Obambam has been doing.
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guys I made a thing
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>>72258412

Has this bullshit ever happened before, seriously? A fucking candidate this far behind, announcing a VP pick?
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>MFW The Don increases military spending
>MFW The Don ensures we have the best equipment in history
>MFW I'm going into engineering
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>HE IS LYING TO US

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>72258527
Not yet, but if she doesn't show up we're going to laugh and laugh in all caps for many pages.
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>>72258599
Not that I can remember in my life.
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>>72257624
DO YOU SEE THAT FACE!?
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>>72258310
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So, has Trump basicly secured his victory now amerifriends? He doesn't seem that far away from the nomination.
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Where is this liberal, insider, etc bullshit coming from? I don't understand how this fucking LYIN' FUCKING FAGGOT KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT

PLEASE END THIS MANS LIFE PLEASE KEK
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>>72258590

WOW, A FACE MADE OF BUTTER
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>>72258578
VERY NICE! AND RARE!
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>>72258508
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck You Ted
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>man speaking before Trump at the foreign policy speech
>makes joke about quoting Trump on "make your head spin"
>smiles and chuckles to himself
>dead crowd
Poor guy
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JAHBS! CANCA!! EMOTICONS!! CARLY!!
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>>72258590
Hahaha

>>72258599
No. Never.
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>>72258578
kek
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>heil Drumpf!
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>>72258131
Looks like a couple of days ago.
Cruz knew he was going to get buttblasted Tuesday, so he decided to vet Carly Fiorina as his "running mate" to eat the news cycle.

I wonder how many news people are going to question this as a stupid decision and highlight how Cruz is increasingly unlikely to be the nominee, especially since his only option is a contested convention.

https://whois.icann.org/en/lookup?name=cruzcarly.com
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>Trump
>Washington Insider

LYIN' TED
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>>72258657
Cruz is helping.
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>>72258599
Reagan did this in '76. It failed and he lost the nomination that cycle.
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I fucking HATE the way he nods his head and gives that fake as fuck smile every time he gets applause.
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>Fiorina

Why doesn't he just drop out if he doesn't want to be elected?

I wonder who Trump will pick. I'd totally 100% vote for Trump/Webb, though I would feel like Sleepy Carson would get robbed out of the VP if that happened.
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>>72258657
Yea, he has.
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>>72258685
This.
I'm disappointed in you leaf.
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>>72258657
He said last night he is the pressumtive nominee.

I don't think they're going to fight him even if he gets less than 1237. Plus, he only needs half of the available delegates to get there.
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WHERE IS CARLY?
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>Cruz copies everything Trump says
>paints Trump as on the opposite side
Damn Ted, you really live up to Trump's nickname
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I just watched Trump's foreign policy speech.

Hillary and Obama are fucking done. Get 'em the hell out of here.
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Is Trump a racist?
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