>Previous Thread: >>72199618
Diamond & Silk Celebrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiK2McH4yOI
Based E.T. Williams Celebrates the Trump Sweep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE85Hg02aUY
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
AWOOOOOVMENT
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IncineraTED
DevastaTED
AnnihilaTED
DisintegraTED
BusTED
DefeaTED
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DesignaTED
How do Drumpfkins spin this?
ALL
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DELEGATES
AWOO
>>72202395
Interview fucking when?
POST YOUR TOP """"MAGA"""" IMAGES, STAT!
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>72202429
Yeah I thought so.
I hope you enjoy your 8 years of Hillary you dumb redneck.
I V A N K A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ki3Q3qtMIjQ
AWOOLA
>>72202395
It's a month old, and support is still split between people trying to vie for their candidate to win the Primary.
Methodology on theoretical General Election line-up's are always shitty.
How can Cruz continue?
>mfw i have a spelling quiz tomorrow and im still up browsing trumpgen
ROGER STONE. LAST SEGMENT
http://www.iheart.com/live/news-talk-1320-4250/
ok i posted this in last thread but ill do it since this is the new one:
can someone please help me? i live in fl im looking at how to vote for him
http://dos.myflorida.com/elections/for-voters/election-dates/
right now is the primary right? so
Primary Election: August 30, 2016
i can vote on august 30th?
how do i actually like do it? ive drove by the library before and i saw votign shit there, so its like in public government areas? i just go with my id or whatever?
>>72202395
People would rather vote for a literal nobody than Hillary Clinton.
>>72201499
Problem with the Garibaldi method is that you risk getting offed by the hitmen so they'll be able to then go collect their bounties
>>72202509
I want to pat that dog
Guys I have to get something off my chest
>be me
>matched with a girl on tinder and she hit me up late the other night wanting to fuck
>should have just gone to bed, have class in the morning but it had been a while
>she showed up and was wayyy fatter than her pics suggested, ass so big I could never get my arms around it if I tried, barely discernible chin and had enough peach fuzz on her face to look like a beard in the light
>but she had driven 30 min and she was already there so I forced myself to go with it
>we get up to my apartment, get to talking, she keeps slipping in insults about Trump, how he should just die, how he's like the villain kid in Toy Story, etc, asking who I'm gonna vote for
>I kept just changing the subject and said I hadn't been paying attention and probably wouldn't vote
>anyways we get to making out, her awful dark red lipstick gets all over her face (and mine) and makes her look like a monster
>she takes off her clothes and it's a goddamn horror show, folds on folds on folds, stretch marks like i've never seen, huge floppy lifeless titties
>she wants me to fuck her but I can barely get it up, let her blow me but wasn't gonna go near her nether regions with my dick
>not to be entirely impolite, I finger her
>just finding her vag under all that was bad enough, but bits of lint or shit or something were falling out of the folds
>and the SMELL, oh god the smell
>coldly brought her to orgasm, rushed to the bathroom to wash my entire arm and get the lipstick mess off my face
>I get back and she's already clothed again and leaving, I awkwardly give her directions back to the elevator and immediately block her number and delete her from tinder as soon as the door closes
I feel so dirty /pol/, I acted with no self-respect
And how could I respect myself after that?
I should have known to bail as soon as she started disparaging the God-Emperor
I've let down myself, I've let down Trump, I've let down each and every one of you
GENESIS
>>72202505
He will, unfortunately.
>>72202505
>0 (zero) delegates
What did he mean by this?
This is my last awoo for the night, I'm going to bed after this thread.
May Trump's momentum never stop after today.
>>72202509
>i have a spelling quiz tomorrow
How fucking young are you?
>>72202395
>Cuckstralia
Maybe you should go back to your Auscuck politics which is a big fucking joke.
>>72202393
That tripcode is a mindfuck, femanon AND a hacker! Make young women great again!
B T F O
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F
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>>72202505
Just watch the speech he gave tonight. It's cringe to the max.
>>72202555
>>72202556
damn. the prophecy is for real
287 delegates needed
622 left
California is 172, winner take all, and confirmed Trump territory
It's really going to happen, isn't it?
>>72202489
>>72202395
Trump has been battered by both parties for almost a year straight.
Soon the guns will be turned on Hillary and you will see that shit drop. Bernie barely touched her and she withered.
During New Years we saw a preview of a general election. Hillary pulled out muh sexism and Trump gut punched her because he doesn't play by the rules. That is how things will play out.
where is the indian shitposter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abjE9Qx0O60
THEY AREN'T LAUGHING ANYMORE!
>there may be a USA, Russia, and China alliance in your lifetime
>>72202555
good lord, man. maybe you should just join a monastery.
>>72202555
Love you dude. We've all done things we regret. Nothing to do about it but learn and keep moving on. Never use Tinder. Never.
NEW CARTOON FROM BASED TAIWAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeMX8RvRbc
Reddit status: BTFO
>>72202625
You think that's bad... I have a two word essay due in 666 years and I'm STILL browsing Trump General.
>>72202555
Just because you have trips does not allow you to be forgiven.
How could you forsake yourself and your pride?
for a piece of smelly bearded "woman"
unforgiveable anon
>>72202625
Hello r*ddit
>>72202395
latest poll had Crooked Shillary Clinton up +3 vs Trump — which was within the MoE. That's down from a double-digit lead in those old polls you're bandying about. He's barely even touched her and he's already kicked her down from a double-digit lead to neck-and-neck. The wicked witch will die, emuposter. She'll die more gorily than Gillard, though she will luckily not have a chance to implode like Dildo Rousseff or Angela "Mama Fluchtlinger" Merkel
How do you feel now that it's confirmed Hillary won the presidency?
>>72202580
>>72202351
How many of the unbound PA delegates are on Trump's list?
Guys.. I have some bad news for you.
I looked at how many people voted Republican and Democrat... The democrats have WAY more votes than Republicans.
How can Trump win when most people vote Democrat anyway? How can we support a candidate of a party that's million votes behind? He can't win. We just have to accept it, Trump is finished..
>>72202556
He talked about a run as far back as the 80s
Is Trump looking good in Commiefornia?
>>72202696
Chyna?
KKK Group Claims to Have Raised $20K for Clinton Campaign
http://sputniknews.com/us/20160427/1038668026/kkk-clinton-fundraiser.html
>>72202786
OH SHIT I NOW #SHILLFORJILL
I hope the Emperor visits Oregon.
Do you guys think he will? Or will he be too focused on Commiefornia?
>>72202555
>>>/r9k/ and never come back
>>72202802
Yes. Cruz has no chance there.
>>72202757
the jew is strong in this one
>not browsing trumpgen even when you have an algebra test tomorrow
>mfw pythagorean theorum
>>72202509
>spelling quiz
What?
>>72202781
Not sure entirely. Most of those delegates, by default, vouch for the district winner. Since Trump won all of the counties, that means they will (should) go to him.
See here:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/april-26-primaries-presidential-election-2016/
>>72202727
BRUTAL! SAD!
Post YFW WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED A 500 WORD ESSAY, WEW LAD!
Meanwhile at Cruz Campaign HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkEGdfq7cc
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Heretics at Wikipedia removes Donald Trump from the list of non-fictional God Emperors
>The Cruz-Kasich dumpster fire rages on
>5:42 a.m. Trump tweets “The Cruz-Kasich pact is under great strain. This joke of a deal is falling apart, not being honored and almost dead. Very dumb!”
>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
>Lena Dunam vows move to Canada if Trump elected
>Trump responds “Well, she’s a B-actor. She has no mojo…That would be a great, great thing for our country.”
>Texas Dems ask the FEC to investigate Cruz fundraiser where a bundler told donors they could give unlimited money to a Super PAC. Campaigns may not legally solicit for more than $5,000
Afternoon
>California KKK chapter says it raised 20k for Hillary. One leader stated “She is friends with the Klan”
>Trump tweets” Bernie Sanders has been treated terribly by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. He should show them, and run as an Independent!”
Tonight
>Bobby Knight officially endorses Trump
>Tedophiles begging Gov. Pence for an endorsement
>Foreign policy speech moved to Mayflower Hotel “due to overwhelming interest”
>TED CRUZ OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED
>TRUMP PASSES ROMNEY’S POPULAR VOTE TOTAL
>ON TRACK TO BE THE MOST VOTED FOR REPUBLICAN IN GOP HISTORY
>DO WE LOVE OUR VOTERS?!
>PA 58%
>DE 60.8%
>CT 57.7%
>MD 55.5%
>RI 63.8%
>WON EVERY COUNTY
>Trump victory speech
>>longest victory speech
>>set tone for the rest of the campaign
>>Said only thing Hillary had going for her was “the woman card”
>>Thought Cruz’s speech would be a concession speech
>>called Kasich’s vetting of VP candidates “a waste of time”
>>said he reads people’s replies to his tweets
Anyone have a link for full press conference?
Tomorrow
>The Emperor will be on Morning Joe
>Foreign Policy speech 12p.m. EST
>>72202828
Those primaries are held on separate days, he'll have plenty of time to do it. If I'm remembering correctly, the only places he didn't have rallies in were Alaska and Hawaii.
>>72202555
Twice in my life I have been drunk enough to go harpooning, and twice I have, at the last minute, cut the line and GTFOed
Thus do ye avoid the fate of Ahab
>>72202727
Reddit on actual suicide watch.
>>72202781
I had infor about 27 of 32 NeverTrump delegates losing. Checking for updates now.
Penn delegates are unbound regardless, so they won't help with what we need. Pledged Delegates to end this Rato-Kasich suicide pact.
>>72202625
When I was in school for criminal justice, our Report Writing class had weekly spelling quizzes for most frequently misspelled words in police reports.
Im actually worried that Cruz/Kasich will run 3rd party and try to steal votes from Trump, intentionally handing the win to Shillary.
Though I have faith we will attract millions of independents and Bernouts
>150 word essay due next Monday and still haven't finished watching Trump's rallies for the week
I've been gone all day brothers
Give me a really good recap
Percentages and everything please
>>72202708
I'm shaving my head and taking a vow of celibacy until I can march in the new crusades
What a wonderful morning
>>72202681
>>72202903
thanks news
that saves me a lot of time
pic semi related
>mfw 50 word essay due next week and only have written my intro
>>72202696
Sounds fun fampai
>>72202990
Isn't it funny how when we abandoned the teachings and morals of the church we immediately become degenerate?
>>72202990
excellent choice
>>72202531
This must be bait, right? FL already had their primary. General election is happening Nov 2nd. You missed your chance to vote in the primary, bud.
>>72202847
iktfb
I really gotta finish writing this paper on soil, but soil is so fucking boring.
>>72202652
We got a link for that shit?
>>72202979
150 words is like half a page...
>>72202903
Every fucking day there's so much news and excitement, it's great.
>Only have until Friday to read the first chapter of Charlotte's Web
send help
>>72202979
>150 word essay
Are you in third grade or something? That should take you like 3 minutes.
>>72202727
>feel the math, bernie bros
savage
a
v
a
g
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Can we add this to entertainment? The tears are so delicious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XyurZY7v3k
>>72203067
>30 word spelling quiz due tomorrow and still watching trump videos
ive gotta think of 300 letters for this book report
>>72203118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXgCIqvjGE
>>72203136
No one was with her when she died
>>72203067
JUST
>>72203224
Thank you, Melania. Enjoy your time as our most beautiful First Lady.
>>72203207
B T F O
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I heard trump won about 105 delegates, is this true?
>>72202661
>California is winner take all
>>72202903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ3HRNG0-WY
DEMOCRATS GOT MILLION MORE VOTES THAN THE RETHUGLICANS! DRUMPF GOT OBLITERATED BY HILLARY YESTERDAY!
>>72203136
You're fucked
>mfw when I actually do have a 300 word essay due tomorrow
its for my art class lel
>show and tell tomorrow
>haven't even picked something out
>keep browsing trump general
Fuck guys...
>>72202431
Tbf, that would probably be an amazing interview. But Stef's IQ videos might get Trump in trouble...if you know what i mean.
>>72203118
Trump arrives at 1:03
https://youtube.com/watch?v=43HfauOAEko
>>72203267
State: Won/Projection - Extra
CT: 28/15 +13
DE: 16/16 +0
PA: 58/40 +13
MD: 38/17 +21
RI: 11/9 +2
Delegate target: 989
Current delegates: 846
Won today: 138
846+151 = 997
>100.0% of target
>>72202661
Of course!
>>72203207
So bootyblasted.
>>72203278
???
It is.
>>72203342
Are...are we back on track now? HOLY SHIT GUYS!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>72203367
WTA at district level + a bonus statewide level. Not "guy who gets the most votes gets all 172 delegates"
>>72202945
True, just asked because looking at the 538 who's on track page, and they use all the PA delegates in their count.
>>72203342
>>72203406
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
MAKE THAT FUCKING RAT CRY
>>72202646
faggot lol
I went to sleep yesterday because I needed it. Today I can see what has taken place. I regret it with every fiber of my body.
>Pls post liberal tears
>>72202395
>>72202395
folks, he hasn't even started on her yet.
no think of it...
so here's the story...........
>>72202903
>>Kasich says he’s not out to stop Trump, he’s out to stop Hillary and the media is too hung up on the process
lolwut
Did he really say that? Good lord.
>>72203342
>Won today: 138
should be 151, sorry
28+16+58+38+11
>>72203224
>basketball ring
RUH ROH
>mfw i see someone repping a MAGA hat IRL
also my dick is diamonds after watching another sweeping Trump victory even after Kasich and Cruz did the fusion dance
>tfw field trip tomorrow and I forgot to get my permission slip signed
ah well, at least there's trumpgen
>>72203207
>John Kasich
>successful
wew lad
>7 word post due in 3 seconds
FUCK
>>72202661
> confirmed Trump territory
I heard that California is Cruz territory due to all the illegal spics. It's going to be Texas 2.0
How wrong am I?
>>72203279
Thanks, it'll be in the next thread
>mfw haven't even even finished making my word search because of trumpgen
>>72203510
Very since Illegals don't vote for republican primaries and California is a closed primary
>>72203499
this is some next-level shitposting
nice dubs btw
>>72203510
You could be wrong, but you could be right.
>>72203510
Trump is up 13 points and getting 45.7% of all votes right now.
>>72203433
Gotcha. Trump looks to have collected 59 delegates in Penn.
17 Pledged Delegates
29 Trump Delegates winning their races.
13 Delegates who supported Other than Trump, but said they would support the winner of their district, majority statewide winner, or both.
>>72203406
Basically yes we are on track but using this counting method, really we want to over shoot 1237 because PA's numbers include those unbound from the start.
>Ate Pizza for dinner
>Went to vote for Trump with fiance
>Went home and fucked fiance three times
>Watched funny youtube videos for five hours
Pretty good day, /pol/. Vote for Trump or regret it for the rest of your life.
>>72203479
>Kasich and Cruz did the fusion dance
top kek
>>72202351
That picture is a disgrace to Lee. Fuck your picture op.
>>72203579
Manafort completely destroyed Rato's 'ground game' in PA.
>>72203510
Sauce
post liberal tears from last night
>>72203510
Spics don't really factor in and hes polling excellently there should be a comfortable win
>>72203583
The "track" includes him only getting about a third of California's districts.
He'll be far and away above it. Probably closer to 1488.
>>72203560
AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
ILLEGAL SPICS CAN ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT N SHIET?
>>72203616
Found Johnnie Reb.
>>72203593
Sounds nu-male tier desu. At least you voted for trump
>have to get up early to play with blocks and learn about object permanence but still on trumpgen
>>72203569
One thing I learned from polls is that they're highly inaccurate when Western states are involved.
iirc Alaska, Texas had high polls for Trump but look what happened.
>>72203623
Now it will be easy to ensure they vote Trump, they have their whole districts who will be pissed as fuck if betrayed, and the state as a whole.
>rally in 13 hours
What do I do until then?
>>72203314
This woman was made to breed. I don't know what it is about her but it just seems like she has great healthy genes and would be a great candidate for impregnation.
>>72203638
>>72203695
Damn, that one got me.
>>72203638
I think the libs are coming to our side. It's the neocons from both Republicans and Democrats that are staunchy against Trump now
>>72203623
Cruz's ground game was always an illusion. He was claiming credit for delegate elections that were being thrown to him by Anti-Trump GOP officials with no one left to turn to.
Once he was mathematically eliminated after New York his support collapsed like a flan in a cupboard.
>>72203667
Naw, I just respect General Lee, but I do value states rights...
Fuck you Yankee.
>>72203510
>How wrong am I?
Quite.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/ca/california_republican_presidential_primary-5322.html
Expect Trump's numbers to go up and Cruz to go down after tonight
>>72203642
Thats true they say 81 for Cali and most think he will hit 100+
Bernie BTFO by Taiwanese Animators!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeMX8RvRbc
>>72203699
I don't remember Alaska, but Texas was going for Cruz for a while before that election.
>>72203699
>Texas had high polls for Trump
This is some next-level concern trolling.
>>72203699
Sauce
>>72203459
http://www.today.com/video/john-kasich-i-m-not-out-to-stop-donald-trump-i-m-out-to-stop-hillary-clinton-673819715899
>>72203699
is that a boy>
>>72202555
>tfw gay
>tfw I get on the subject of politics, I redpill them all about how Trump was supporting equality 10 years before Clinton
>tfw I always win and then have hot ballslapping sex
>>72203710
I knew PA was going to side with the Don, but I never expected that kind of blowout.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8z-sgtaNiQ
This one goes out to you Trump Gen
>>72203673
>99.6% Northwestern European fiance
>A average in all my courses
Fug off fugface
>>72203737
Its not really ground game its CIA ratboy game.
>>72203654
Fuck off r*ddit
>>72203722
Do these morons really think calling people is going to make them vote for their candidate? If anything it should have the opposite effect.
>>72203739
For Lincoln and Liberty, motherfucker.
>>72203722
LMAO
>>72203218
Write it in Trump style.
"This book is low energy! SAD!"
>>72203342
>Ohio and Wisconsin only prolonged the inevitable
Fuck them
>>72203768
Yes, same trap he avatars with every day.
>>72203654
Given the ones registered are registered as dems and never bother changing because reading is hard, even if everyghing's in spainish
Would take a D-Day level effort to organize everyine to straigically vote against Trhmp
>>72203815
You should've been here when the first bernouts started coming over to our team. They were fucking insisting that we phonebank and facebank and all that other bullshit. Then getting buttblasted because we weren't doing any "conventional politics" like they were taught in their polisci classes.
>>72203773
This gives Trump a nice line about winning every county. Will be nice, very hard to combat that.
>>72203716
Right? She's fucking perfect. I've been looking for more pics of her
>>72203844
this shit is poison but fucking shit if I don't get solid
Holy shit guys.
Trump may or may not win Indiana, likely he will win.
He will take at least a huge slice of California.
West V. for sure, overwhelming trump victory.
New Jersey definitely.
Montana is hunters and ex special forces, probably for Trump.
He will take bits and pieces of the other state. guys i think we fucking got this!
>>72203835
I like his bullet point style.
>>72202505
Wait,
Cruz got NOTHING two weeks in a row now?
And Kasich got like 8 in that time?
Fuck, these are the killing fields
>>72203836
Scott Walker is to blame for us, since he dropped out to urge others to prevent Trump from the nomination.
>>72203883
Meh.
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
at some point you stop caring
>>72203695
umm.... are you in preschool or something? xD
ANY DESPERATE RATO EMAILS BEGGING FOR SHEKELS YET?
>>72203890
Was the outcome ever really in doubt?
>>72203699
>Texas had high polls for Trump
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/tx/texas_republican_presidential_primary-3622.html
This anon is right>>72203762
>>72203760
I'll take polls from West Coast with a grain of salt.
After Texas's Cruz Heresy I have a lot of doubt trusting polls.
morning joe is going to have Trump and Paul Ryan on in several hours
Theme after tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuB1S_avUWw
>>72203883
I can't relate.
why does the election tracker say he only got 17 from pennsylvania?
>>72203890
Everyone is saying Montana is Cruzmissiled, but who knows maybe this Crasich shit and Trump wins fuck him up. Idk how any Cruz guy can like him dealing with a lil fag like Kasich.
>>72203940
>http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/tx/texas_republican_presidential_primary-3622.html
the polls were identical to the results.
>>72203939
No I was just blind. I can't believe the kind of power we have. We must be responsible with this. Meme magic could completely fix the world if we use it right.
>>72202351
m-maybe is posting in those threads actually made a difference
>>72202979
>150 words
Motherfucker I use multiples of 150 just by writing meaningless fluff text to lengthen the essay. What the fuck is your class doing?
>>72203722
> OPEN PRIMARY
> implying Republicans and Independents will vote for a communist
> when they can, y'know, vote for a GOD EMPEROR
>>72203923
not exactly the best thread for this shit but I don't want to become some fag in the future.
In a world of the God Emperor, I want a strong nuclear family.
>>72203816
But muh liberty.
naw Lincoln was great. Fuck Davis.
I just respect Lee, he was against slavery, but fought for his home turf. Great man, sad to see get get beating by a drunk.
Cali-fags post your victory load out!
>>72203971
Mawntaaaaaaanah is a lost cause for Trump. Don't even waste the energy on it.
>>72203951
Sauce me, nigga. Google reverse is just showing tweets
>>72203964
they didn't count the unbound delegates yet
>>72203871
That picture's quite a few years old, I wouldn't bother at this point. Still worth having in the collection. "Breeding stock" folder is something most people don't have.
>>72203957
>Cuck Ryan
Keep that nigger far away from the Don.
>>72203957
>Paul Ryan endorses Trump
>>72203964
He got only 17 bound, but those unbound are very likely to vote Trump but could technically be liars.
>>72203985
us*
>tfw if trump gets just half of the remaining delegates he still wins
>tfw based on current statistics hes going to get at least 60% of all delegates or more
>>72204006
I want a loud out, too.
>>72204013
Very close to Canada, Cruz likely has his canuck infiltrators all in place
>>72204035
That would be sick, dude, but that shit ain't going to happen and we all know it.
>>72204034
Paul Ryan will bend the knee soon
>Trump overtook Romney
>>72204038
Well some of them about 27 of them support Trump legitimately
>>72204078
*load
>tfw coloring test tomorrow and you still can't within the lines
> and still watching trump rallies
>>72204058
Welp, all Indiana delegates confirmed.
>>72203844
Hey Leavensworth, show me polls from WA on Trump.
>>72203997
If it's any consolation gay guys like that are broken, sluts and nuts.
>>72204078
You got any funs yet?
what ya going to get?
>>72203964
There are only 17 bound delegates in Penn.
29 of 54 unpledged delegates were elected who are Pro-Trump.
13 other delegates were elected who said they'd support the statewide majority winner/district winner.
>>72203957
Mika is going to destroy that manlet Ryan
>Trump blows Rato into fucking pink mist two primaries in a row
>Hernia gets ONE state
>it's Rhode Island
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEAST ON FIRST, THE TEARS OF THE BERNOUTS OR THE JOYS OF VICTORY. MY SOUL IS SATED AT LAST.
>>72203783
>being autistic about genetics
>not getting married in june so you can enjoy the Trump victory
>not knocking the woman up so your first kid can enjoy the freedom of Trumpmerica asap
Incidentally June is my birth month, Trump winning the nomination is a great gift to all of America with myself included
Why do people on tv keep saying superdelegates never mattered in any democratic primary? Didnt hillary get the most votes but Obongo won thanks to the delegates switching?
>>72204122
Indiana is open right
pls be open
>>72204128
>>72203844
that one is not a trap
>>72203224
Why does the size of a basketball hoop matter? I don't get it. This guy is roaming close to Jeb territory.
I'm pretty much the Trump ambassador at the office. The one liberal-fag in the place brought up Trump university to somebody else. Normally I'd chime in and shut him down. But I'm just not that well-versed on that particular subject. Honestly, I don't think that topic matters at all. But I enjoy bringing down the delusions of lib cucks. Anybody have any good info on it?
Can we cut it out with the "500 word essay" shit. It's not really funny and just gets people to respond with "500 words is literally 10 minutes" then other retards start saying "i have a coloring test in 2 weeks". great. hilarious.
>>72202395
>kasich consistently beating clinton
>trump not
calling bullshit
>>72204058
He only needs 43%.
>>72204168
thank kek
>>72204162
It's motherfucking OPEN.
>>72204158
I forget if she got the majority but when they began switching they shilled for him and thus influenced the peoples votes as well.
>>72204122
THE SS RATO'S WATERTIGHT COMPARTMENTS HAVE ALL BEEN PIERCED.
>>72204158
No. Defecting Superdelegates helped swing the 2008 primary to Obama, until he then managed to secure enough support to make them superfluous.
>>72204208
Thank God
>>72202727
Bernouts:
absolutly
>completely
undeniably
>permanently
BLOWN
L
O
W
N
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>72204151
Calm yourself, brother.
This is still practice for the General election.
The flood of liberal tears when Trump wins swing states will be TREMENDOUS.
Trump had a very interesting interview with the Washington post worth listening to.
>>72203957
Not at the same time?
Confirm please.
Nothing on Morning Mummy's website.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttxscMBQwk
>>72204144
>>72204038
I see, thank you.
>>72204112
>tfw penis inspection day tomorrow
>cant sleep cause still shitposting
>>72204168
Stahp ruining my fun.
>>72203751
>>72203642
If you spend 5 minutes in wikipedia you'll see that McCain won 155 delegates in CA in 2008 with only 42% of the vote and an 8% lead on Romney
Trump has 49% of the vote according to current polling and that will only increase. He's going to win everything there, everything in Indiana and WVA and 60% of the proportional states and New Jersey too with Montana possibly swinging his way and breaking the cuck alliance of the plains
Perhaps I'm sounding overly optimistic, but according to the way Trump's numbers only grow as he wins more and more I can assure you my predictions are at least semi-realistic and supported by polls and events- especially after the Cruz-Kasich alliance in Indiana fell apart so quickly they're just 100% fucked there now and Trump is going to run away with this election.
>>72202491
i really cant believe how attractive she is
>>72204308
>this comic will never be uncensored
please do not bring traps into politics
