WE UNLEASHED THE HAPPENING MACHINE , WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT HAPPENING IN THE NEXT HOURS AND DAYS ??
>>81651749
Hillary Clinton will be assassinated.
Not by me nsa fags, by our lord kek.
WORK THIS BOLLOX OUT AND YOU MAY KNOW
JUST RECORDED THIS ON 8992KHZ - SKYKING FREQUENCY
FUCKEN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVAb2lfRNm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wiLuK0mfyC
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAN?
More Germany attacks
Berlin
Public lynchings become socially acceptable again
new crusade
>>81651881
maybe she'll have a stroke and drop out
>>81651881
>Not by me nsa fags
Nice disclaimer.
>>81652044
no it's not the time for that, that comes later.(nice dubs by the way)
>>81652073
Just like her husband.
>>81652044
I'm excited for this.
>>81651749
next will be Canada, Toronto to be exact
chemical attack somewhere next, done by shitskin immigrants in europe.
>>81652307
fuck false alarm
>>81651749
Any got a comfy axe_murderer.jpg?
Wheel of Happening,
Turn turn turn,
Tell us Kek
Who next will burn....
It's Sweden.
Dubs says Berlin gets hit, hard
>>81652090
Gotta nowadays or they'll kick your door in for anything.
France shooting, featuring peaceful muslims ofcourse
>>81652044
Well shit
>>81651749
There is only one answer.
Obongo declares martial law after rioting shuts down both conventions.
>>81651749
dubs Rome, trips Pope
The messiah is coming
Turkey leaves NATO and kicks USA out of incirlik
Live in London, been expecting an attack here for a while, huge muslim population, after charlie hebdo i overheard schoolgirls justifying it since they insulted the prophet.
Kek guide me
Hey Kek, is it going to be, oh let's sayyyyyy... Brazil Olympics?
Trips if no one notices.
>>81652044
>>81652922
KEK SPEAKS THROUGH DUBS - BUT WILL WE LISTEN?
>>81652877
praise kek
>>81652922
Get out of there lad. I have work where I am and i'm looking to set up a little group here.
This has been the most insane week for a while on /pol/.
IT WON'T STOP HAPPENING
Svalbard
You can not summon KEK. You can not predict KEK. You can not call on KEK.
KEK will be where KEK is when KEK comes for KEK.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
>>81653432
Off by 1
Shame
Nothing will happen.
Ever.
>>81653463
stfu we can, look
no sorrow for soros
>>81651749
Germoney young Afghan with battle axe in train?
>>81652073
Heart attack actually.
>>81652778
So close
Trump says "nigger" out loud on national television
>>81653666
happenings at rnc this evening?
>>81651881
But the nsa frogs will do their best so this cunt cannot have any influence. Otherwise the frogs will be cooked, and the frogs will do their best. I really hope for the frogs. Otherwise the nsa frogs will become the prey just like the fbi.
Roach vs Roach civil war, KEK must quench his thirst for roach blood.
>>81653666
nice one
In October I'll be in London for 2 weeks, if Kek wills it I may witness an happening there.
>>81653666
Kek wants turkey to be a happening.
Its no over lads. Buckle the fuck up buckaroos.
>>81653666
kek is here
>>81653357
>Mfw I own that exact model of facebank.
>>81651749
Imma go with major child prostitution scandal, involving high ranking politicians.
>dubs if true
>420 praise him
>>81651749
Statistically it's going to be France, probably Paris.
>>81651749
In your Ass Belg
>>81653666
>>81653666
>>81653666
>>81651996
Something like this. Refugees are acting like wild animals and white men do absolutely nothing about it.
>>81653666
PRAISE BE KEK!
>>81651749
blm in the dining room with the candle stick
>>81654511
>>81651749
Huge chimpout at the RNC is almost a foregone conclusion. Hopefully nobody white dies.
>>81651749
BLESS THIS THREAD KEK! MAY THE NEXT HAPPENING BE A NUCLEAR HAPPENING!!! ALLAHU SNACKBAR
missing nukes in turkey
The approaching tragedy is marked by the appearance of pairs and a cacophony of frog song.
11 "Assassination" of Erdogan
22 Islamic serial killer
33 Turkish airstrike against "coup supporters" on EU soil.
44 BLM bum rushes RNC
55 non-chinese boats sunk in south china sea
66 skykingskyking
77 Iran reveals nuclear capabilities
88 Attack with mundane tools by islamist
99 Germanbros are rounded up into camps
00 Viral outbreak in a major city
>>81655543
gonna roll something.
USA Civil War
>>81655543
Kek be with me
>>81652166
I think It was the $$$moneyshot$$$ that got him
>>81655543
why not, lets roll
>>81653666
Holy shit,
We have a KEKBENDER on this board?
Someone who can control the primordial chaos that is Kek?
Quick Serbia, make a post about how all self-identifying Muslims are gonna die of auto-erotic asphyxiation tomorrow.
You need to test the strength of your abilities.
Also, add a little note about me having a threesome with Rihanna and Shakira, cheers mate.
>>81652307
I hope so. I hope someone goes straight for Ottawa and the prime minister while he's doing one of his photo shoots
Civil war breaks out in Scotland.
Nicola is car bombed.
Loyalists win.
>>81651749
Me and my dick will fuck a lot of women. That will happen.
BLM kills Trump, Race War
>>81655543
Next Kekening to be July 23rd at Gay Pride Berlin. It is foretold.
I really wants these missiles to touch down in south korea.
That would be the tits.
>>81655954
That already happened last year.
>>81655543
rollando for kek
>>81656088
I got my self a winrar. :^)
I better get comfy.
Can we get two large scale happenings at RNC and DNC pls, dubs command it
>>81655543
I ask of thee Kek to grant us the greatest of happenings: The Rapture
>>81656399
Blessed be thy kek.
>>81655543
Triples and all the happenings so far have been false flags by Israel
>>81656444
>>81656088
OH SHIT
It's my birthday, the 19th. Today's happening should be great.
Do it for me, whoever's causing today's happening.
>>81651749
we're overdue for another Russian happening...
>>81656088
>>81656444
KEK WILLS IT
kek wills it
>>81656399
>>81656399
>>81656444
Oh shit it gets even better lads.
"The Troubles 2 : Scottish Booglaoo"
>>81653666
>>81656088
KEK IS ERE
Praise Kek, continue this happening momentum.
>>81656444
Nice
>>81656600
Happy birthday bro. Have a good happening and a good birthday.
>>81651749
Brussels and rest of Wallonia gets nuked no frenchmen and sandnigger survives.
>>81656787
Is that what you believe don?
>>81654543
>>81654543
You ll see more terrorist attacks in western europe, most likely in france and the UK. They arent doing it in Sweshitistan yet but their time is close. You will see the media trying to uphold the morale while you will see the population in confusion, you will see a radicalisation of the that population only kept within a certain frame by think danks and calm words. Yet you will see more radicals going underground and more pressure on the things going on. The only thing that is keeping them from going all out is moderate food prices and a pretty comfortable life style. You ll see the leaders preaching stoicism and an approach for moderation. You ll see more people advocating for a more pragmatic appraoch. You ll see the confusion by the rising of conspiracy theoriests and disillusioned people looking for answers. You ll see the chants of "lügenpresse" rising and fracturing of common believe. You ll see the little boxes of believes and noone will tell them how it really is. Just a matter of fishing. You ll see it like certain liquids that try to mingle and match while this becomes increasingly harder due the nature and origin of its beliefers. Hence you ll see the rise of right wing populists because they seem to have an easy answer, and you ll see the ivory tower liberals trying to produce a certain rhetoric to keep their followers in check, but it becomes increasingly harder follow that line of thought. WHich will lead to a certain double think, on the surface they try to be above things but on the inside they are torn esp. if they have kids. They will have the moral dilemma of their believes, and how to protect their children and they will have the experience the conpartmentalization of their minds and the rationalization of it. And every day they have to live with this lie. And everyday their excuses are getting more sophisticated and every day they are loing for someone that gives them an answer just like the right wing counterparts.
>>81652044
>>81652877
>>81652922
>>81653666
>>81654511
>>81656088
>>81656399
>>81656433
>>81656444
>>81656533
>>81656600
Meme magic is real.
Praise kek.
>>81651749
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dZIutRz9hw
>>81655936
lets try
all self-identifying Muslims are gonna die of auto-erotic asphyxiation tomorrow
me having a threesome with Rihanna and Shakira
I ask and he answers
>>81656088
>>81656399
>>81656444
>>81656533
>>81656600
Surely kek has awakened for an evening of great happenings.
>>81656444
Fucking heck this thread is BLESSED
BLESS YOU KEK
>>81656600
He really does will it
>>81656088
>>81656444
Kek smiles upon his chosen people
You will have an islamist attack in Europe either:
-Every day (not until it's civil war scenario, not just insurgency)
-Every other day (unlikely)
-Every week (highly likely)
>>81656787
Is that what you believe don?
>>81651749
Hopefully an aneurysm for me
I have a feeling ISIS has a special division called The Kekiphate whose only job is finding all the dubs/trips here on /pol/ and then they inform one of their members at the location to carry out the attack.
Someone prove me wrong.
>>81656972
Come on :(
can someone please tell me, is there some BLM protest, Panthers march or other activities planned in Cleveland tonight? is convention going late? what's the mood outside like?
>tl;dr: need to know if I should buy snacks, if there is a likelihood of a quality happening on tonight or no
>>81651749
Vienna is overdue too
>>81657002
N-nice pepe anon, c-can I s-save it?
>>81652922
We are long overdue for something. SW15 master race here.
>>81656983
maybe I fucked up with that rihanna and shakira crap
>>81657152
>Someone prove me wrong.
Your lack of dubs.
Lord Kek, will Trump expose who really did 9/11?
>>81654836
The bookies won't even take my bet on this.
>>81657152
The Islamic State? They're casuals. What has their Allah given them recently except defeats and humiliation? Allah is fake.
Now Kek, there's a real deity who grants us real-world outcomes like Brexit, Trump's nomination and - Kek willing - a Trump presidency.
>>81657311
It is known.
French civil war starts in 2018
Estimated casualties: 3,000,000
Praise kek
KEK, Will my mother die in sleep tonight?
>>81657477
*like*
>>81657587
close one mom
Bikers vs BLM protestors battle
I don't know but it seems like the happenings have been getting a lot more frequent as of late.
Trump will win if this keeps up
>>81657552
French civil war starts in 2019.
Estimated casualties: 12,000,000.
Does Kek will it?
London
>>81655543
ROLL. NOT SPAM.
>>81657269
Yeah, I meant posting it about me, not you.
C'mon, Kek, I know you promised me a volcano happening, but I'll happily take that celebrity threesome with Rihanna and Shakira instead?
That could cause chaos.
I mean, black lives matter would get all pissy at Rihanna for getting with a white guy, and /pol/ would get pissed at me for doinkin' a nigress.
I'll even post a Kekticka
WW3 in two months
>>81651749
>we
lmao what is with the fucking narcissism on this board man.
You think we influence the Gods? He merely represents what is happening as natural. You do not exist to them.
>>81657732
We're getting close.
French civil war starts in 2020.
Estimated casualties: 15,000,000.
What does Kek think of this?
>>81657732
French civil war starts in 2017
Estimated casualties: 18,000,000
How does kek respond?
Dirty bomb in southern yurop. Screen this post.
>>81657552
>French civil war starts in 2018
starts in 2017.
>Estimated casualties: 3,000,000
30,000,000
Praise kek
>>81657587
Qek, will these missiles fall on worst korea?
the kek roulette is running placce your bets faggots
WW3 HERE WE COME
>>81657444
Your heart is true. Kek rewards you.
>>81657857
French civil war starts in 2018.
Estimated casualties: 10,000,000.
Is it Kek's will that it should be so?
>>81651749
Probably another police shooting
Cleveland is pretty quite, unless they're waiting for Thursday
Trump will be murdered
>>81657732
2019..we need a new happening by tuesday or we riot !
>>81658000
Kek hath spoken
>>81657587
will hillary die before the election?
Cleveland you fucks
>>81657955
MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>81657968
MASS GENOCIDE OF MUSLIMS
>>81657444
Absolutely and utterly trips of truth
>>81658000
YES
YES
YES
YES
>>81658137
Minor genocide of muslims?
I will find a job tomorrow
>>81658221
no, MAJOR genocide.
>>81658221
genocide of black people?
>>81651749
Full blown race war. Or WWIII with china. Possibly both
>>81657587
Kek, will the Scottish civil war (>>81656088 >>81656444) happen within the next 5 years?
>>81658307
Jewish genocide?
>>81658109
Will she suffer some sort of debilitating medical condition that forces her to drop out?
Another Europe attack within the next three nights, possibly German.
Kek wills it.
new USSR or 3rd Reich
>>81658000
the digits speak truth
praise kek
>>81658364
GENOCIDE OF EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR KEK FOLLOWERS?
children are collateral damage of a islamic terrorist atatck in France on the beaches because of low security and place of depravity
protests near muslims habitations (house of the terrorist) ensue
race war, praise kek
>>81657955
i love u mr. KEK
Minor happening, that could grow into major habbening;
Small news story tomorrow about french people launching bacon at muslims as a retaliation.
Though I feel I'm asking too much of Kek, as he has granted me many of his blessings today.
>>81658387
Criminal indictment?
>>81658000
>000
what have you done
>>81658447
White genocide?
>>81656953
And every day they are put in this mixed waters, trying to uphold their morale which is by its nature two faced and they are trying to explain it by their intelligence looking for someone that says the words for them "everything is fine" and this higher authority can only be the control of the plebs who are seen as a threat that need to be controled.
They want their liberal utopia they want their bubble just like the horses that want facism. And then you see the immigrants that have a hate love for the natural population because the immigrants like them for their stability and tolerance but they deep inside know that this tolerance and stability only exists if they are kept within a certain frame. And so they are put in the same dilemma idenity over rational thought. Which will split them apart and they have to fight a battle, idenity over stability. Prosperity over unchecked islamisation.
They fight the same battles as the liberals, the perfect distraction. Because the ones that profit from it are taken out of the equation. And they dont know that they are ruled by an intelligence their own ego wont let them comprehend. It is the perfect sympony and all the little players play within an orchestra that they dont wont to exist. And only the very best can hear the music. This is what shakespeare meant by everyone is an actor. The stage is the world around you and at the same time your very own mind. And you play your part every day, and everytime the symphony grows loader, everytime our words grow in your silence. And we ll be the masters of silence since silence is what you choose. The silence we build our weapons in, and our weapons are your distorted voice. And i make you sing.
>>81656787
IS THAT WHAT YOU BELIEVE DON?
trips says WW3 starts aug 1st
>>81653463
>kek
I like these images. Any idea on how to make one?
>>81658506
I have only channeled the will of Kek through those thrice-repeating digits. I am but the vessel through which Kek expresses His holy will.
>>81655543
Hope for some happenings.
Beta uprizing
>>81658000
What have you done...
>>81658538
Human genocide, by 2019, just before the DESIGNATED country could become a superpower.
>>81657444
>> tfw Allah is fake but those trips are real
>>81657587
Kek, will I become a successful and influential political power within the conceivable future?
Putin releases files that rattle the global political establishment.
>>81658000
A civil war it is.
>>81658000
>>81658711
>000
>11
The absolute mad man
Obama resigns
EXPULSION OF MUSLIMS OUT OF EUROPE.
>>81658711
You're blessed by Kek
>>81655543
rolly polly
>>81655954
Wow there friend, don't want the RCMP to come knocking at you're door and arresting you for hate speech.
>>81651749
She will fall on stage at the first debate. It will be cancelled.
KEK WILLS IT.
>>81655543
rollingggg
Trump a kill
Do you think illuminati just gets on /pol/ or /b/ and looks for the most interesting gets on the website, then orchestrates them for the lulz?
WWIII declared.
unarmed dindu at rnc shot resulting in riots
>>81659187
ooh, so close.
>>81659099
Well, grab my ass and call me Monica Lewinsky. Kek has spoken.
There hasn't been an Anglosphere happening for a while, maybe one of those
America doesn't count because it's actually in the Hispanosphere
I used to get many gets, I was there in the first kek threads, I have a shrine to him, why do I not get the gets no more? Kek have I gotten greedy with them?
>>81653666
Obama last president, WW3 near
>>81659187
Baal Kek-Ra does
>>81659099
OH FUCK
I will be the main cause of one of the predicted happenings in this thread.
Checkem.
>>81659336
Kek does not always respond to what we ask Him. Kek works in mysterious ways.
But have faith, ask only reasonable things, and Kek's blessing will return.
Major catastrophe causes major feminists to reject their ideology publically
I'll bite:
>communist China falls, replaced by far right wing government (monarchy/right-wing dictatorship)
>>81659525
Fuck, I will be irrelevant in future happenings.
Checkem.
>>81658260
good luck
>>81659609
What major catastrophe would that be?
Anyway, rolling for another major terrorist attack, such as a bombing or a shooting, in Europe.
Kek wouldnt be Kek if cared what we wanted.
Isis will blow up the Mosul damn. Praise Kek!
>>81658109
bill will be killed by hilary for sympathy votes and an excuse to skip out the debates
>>81659779
Will there be something going down at the RNC in the US?
>>81659525
>>81659689
WHICH ONE IS IT KEK?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Dubs = I do something.
Singles = I don't do shit.
>>81658000
Kek has spoken
My country and its people should suffer for Kek can't be wrong and his will is absolute
We must pray to KEK for civil war in France, letting it spread to other EU nations so we can all be uncucked.
>>81659099
Ohshit
Shillery will suffer a massive stroke. Repeating digits confirm.
no sorrow for soros
Full blown race war if Kek wills it.
>>81659099
This fucking thread is going to DDOS the entire solar system with happenings.
Buckle up chums, Kek's will be done
>>81654449
Samma här, France, give or take a few weeks.
>>81651749
Terrorist attack in Rome via dirty bomb. Kek wills it.
Melania will show her pussy tonight.
>>81660001
>>81655543
rolley polly
>>81660133
3..2..1..
>>81660001
It must be something along those lines, because you narrowly missed out on beautiful dubs followed by quads.
Heart attack?
>>81652044
already happening in turkey
>>81657477
This isn't Jewbook but I *like* this
>>81651749
Berlin Tommrow
>>81660223
A fall resulting in brain injury. I saw some beautiful dubs earlier.
>>81660000
I guess we are not worthy enough for Kek
>>81660355
Berlin tomorrow what?
Damn it, Fritz, we need to know.
Aliens will invade, jews will save us all
>>81657477
Like
>>81657587
Will I ever get a cute waifu?
Hillary will call for race war and pol will vote for her.
>>81658000
>>81656533
>>81660133
Praise Kek
>>81651749
check this vid and prepare for race wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=med0tr9q5Fs
>>81652922
Carpet bomb Newham
>>81657477
*like*
>>81660223
>223
>.223
Shillery killed by AR15. Kek wills it.
>>81660001
>>81660223
>>81660392
Aneurysm from getting BTFO by Trump.
>>81660631
she'll die before that happens
>>81651881
boots on your door in twenty.
>>81651749
Religion of peace orchastrated bombing in Malmo.
>>81651881
Who is this "Si'al Ke:k"?
>>81660822
OH FUCK
>>81651881
you're screwed m8
>>81655543
Make me lucky tonight!
>>81658626
>>81658626
And you think that the protocols of zion and all the other conspiracy theories are made by an invisible force. But you dont know that this predictions are the predictions and the movements of your own mind. And you wont allow yourself to know that some amoungst you will see excatly how things unfold, you cannot allow yourself to have others this genius that you fear. The genius that makes you question your very own beliefes. The genius that you will never have since you never had that talent, and you are trying to rationalize this with your attempts of unchecked spewing of sophistication, the reddit of the mind. How circumstances dictate the minds and how the minds are within layers of this circumstance. And you try to rationalize this knowledge with ideas that sound good "everyone is created equally" something that you can tell others and this words will elevate you if you can say it with enough pathos and enough authority you accumulated within your lifetime and hopefully within academic ranks to give you that authority you long for. And you learned that modesty and humility and friendlyness are the best vectors to convey that authority. But you never had a realy authority. You only copy, you only adapt to the symphony, and the symphony is the ideas that already exist, and the thoughts that are shaped from it. That is the stage, the stage is your mind, and i mold it. I shape it, and my words are eternal and live through you like vessels, i am the mirror and i am the light, i m the edgyness.
>>81660475
DEATH
>>81657732
French civil war starts in 2020
Estimated casualties: France is kill
