>>81638036
Wow, I was going to post my own unique one but then I realized your pic pretty much summed up everything I felt. Good job OP.
>>81638036
>ancestor
never ever been more triggered in my whole life
>>81638036
template
>>81638591
its the only real american one
>>81639322
America is the only true contender for the title of ROME
Only Russia and UN come close
Here you go.
>US ancestor is Rome
What the hell??
>>81640180
Best friend
Kek u wish, try Germany, you two have more migrants in common
>>81638036
>>81640480
B-but, we gave you giant transvestite statue!
>>81640180
Don't listen to >>81640480 its just bantz. Real recognize real. OGs for life
>>81638036
>implying Israel isn't best friend
>>81639322
>Modern Italy
>Anything like Rome
>>81638036
>ancestor
>spqr
I laugh at you amerifats with your ''much ancestry'' ''muh rome''.
You have nothing to do with rome, shut the fuck up and get shot by a nigger you grease piece of shit.
>>81640696
What are the second and fourth flag
>>81640839
obvious bant.
>>81641030
I laugh at modern Italians. You have nothing to do with Rome. "IM ITALIAN".
No you aren't. Italians got bred out 800 years ago, you are simply mongrel spawn
>>81641033
second is the flag of the Szeklers, fourth is a Finno-Ugric meme flag
>>81641030
>being this mad
>>81638036
>Rome
AY HOL UP.
SO U BE SAYIN THAT
WE
>>81641018
Israel is not a friend, we need them there and we give them shit. They know we need them, so they act against us whenever they fucking can because they know we won't and can't do shit.
America has no best friend, if they did it would be you canacuck
>>81641393
WUZ
YOU WUZ SAYIN WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHT ?
>>81641473
Considering all the bullying America has done with Canada I doubt Canada would be Americas best friend.
>>81641393
>>81641513
>>81641556
>>81641556
SO U BE IMPLAIN ROMUNZ WUZ NOT MERICANS TO BEGIN WITH
>>81639784
No, that's wrong. The ancestor of America is Saxony.
>>81638036
>ancestor
WE WUZ PATRICIANS AN SHEIT
>>81638036
WE
WUZ
ROMAN N SHT
>>81641824
Modern Italians are basically black becuase of the Moors
>>81641901
Except we really were
>>81641306
Interesting. Why does the szekely flag have a crescent moon on it to represent a predominantly catholic group?
>>81641653
closet thing we have
>>81641823
>saxony
america is just as roman as the byzantines were or the germans after them
rome as an idea is closer to america more than anything
THE REPUBLIC
ONE NATION INDIVISIBLE
>>81641305
>implying i said we wuz romanz
Just another leaft spoting bullshits.
>>81641347
>le mad card
Discarded
>spqr
>>81642026
>Modern Italians are basically black becuase of the Moors
Leaf talking with 0 knoledge i see
FUCKING KEK
>>81642404
shut the fuck up mexico
>>81641901
Yeah at first I wasn't sure what that was. I think he's going by the fact the US founders had a huge Rome-fetish. The Senate model, Neoclassical architecture and George Washington trying to imitate Cincinnatus
Also Freemasonry and sheeit
>>81642026
>"Italians are all nigger and sandnigger"
>"Muh Canadians are true roman"
Explain this
>>81642026
Pretty sure it was only Sicily that got raped to hell and back by the Moors, was it not?
>>81642419
That's a nice rarebowie you have there. Here's one of mine
>>81642640
shut up britcuck
>Ancestor
>>81639322
>implying an empire that spanned all of europe, north africa, and the middle east is the ancestor of italy alone.
of all the decendants of rome, you are the most dissapointing,
Here is mine
>>81642311
>he thinks he got the republic from rome
>>81642128
Because the sun and the moon are their symbols. Maybe it's related to the Prince Csaba myth.
>pic related
>>81643157
>friendly rival
ASSAD!? A MAN WHOSE COUNTRY WAS DESTROYED BY ISIS!?
>>81641513
KANGZ
N
ROMANS
>>81638036
>>81641473
I-I'll be your best friend, America-kun.
>>81642311
Delusion
What is shocking is that other Americans haven't called you out on your crap.
America is no Rome.
Literally one republic ruled under the BBC
The reason Rome is our ancestor is because it's a common theme throughout the world that the United States is a reincarnation of Rome.
Virtually every history professor will tell you this. The comparison is vast and no other nation in the world has copied the Roman model of society like the United States has .
>>81643744
>reincarnation of Rome
Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
>>81643673
>>81643918
the other americans feel it too
this is the new rome brah
>>81643744
wow so rome
>>81643925
pretty gud
>>81644027
>copying something from rome
>being the new rome
Hahahahahahahaahahahahah!
>>81644027
too bad it's 5th Century AD Rome. You're witnessing the collapse bro
>>81643744
>x is my ancestor because I'm x's reincarnation
Kek
>>81643744
>virtually every American professor will tell you this
fixed that for you
>>81644027
No they feel their blood pressure rising due to type 2 diabetes.
>>81643525
mine's better
>>81643744
C'mon Murica, at last thing that your country can be is a reincarnation of rome
>>81640180
Meh, we're always closer to our neighbour.
And Quebec would be our son, nor brother.
>>81644355
decent, but dont shove it into the top corner like an autist
>>81644591
Its cuz he fucked up in paint like an autistic fucking pre schooler.
>>81638036
>ancestor
>Rome
You wish fat boy
>>81643918
It sure isn't Italy
>>81644355
also
>best friend
>not portugal
explain yourself
>>81642321
It makes me kind of mad that this is like 90% true.
Still hilarious though.
>>81644591
yeah, forgot my meds
>>81644027
Look at this and say that this have no romanic-style influence more than your USC
>>81644546
Rome isn't your ancestor it would be the celts or the anglo-saxons/normans.
>>81644355
>Being this retarded
>>81644936
Meant father.
>>81638036
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHEEEIIIIT
>>81640180
>best friend
>>81638036
>That ancestor
Are you retarded?
sad but true
>>81642776
according to leaf logic sicily and all of south italy was raped by normans
we wuz romans n sheit
>>81644366
>>81644306
>>81644247
>>81644716
>>81645055
>>81645071
if you have any issues take it up with your local legionnaire base um I mean US military base.
The emperor I mean POTUS will defend you
>>81640834
We love you.
>>81638036
Swap the UN and Russia. Fuck the UN. No reason to hate Russkies.
>>81641030
There is no need to be so upset. Christ, no wonder you're famously known for beating your wives.
>>81643525
>that father
You're just as retarded as OP
>>81638036
America's ancestor is the Holy Roman Empire, not the original Roman Empire. America is Anglo-Saxon/German.
>>81644858
>father
Danelaw cunt detected
>>81645149
wtf i hate germany now
>>81645149
You aren't Romans forest nigger.
something you must know about peru
we hate everyone
yes even ourselves
>>81638036
>ancestor
WE
>>81638036
>>81643063
WEWUZ
>>81645194
>local legionnaire
>>81644831
well, historically, maybe. But currently, no.
>>81639322
You should be honored desu
The Romans would respect the US more than Italy if they were around today
>>81645262
More study, Ahmed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Britain
>>81645194
>he thinks being the most powerful nation = being Rome
>American education
Just stop m8
>>81645502
Where is your leaf?
all these picts listing rome
>>81645585
Rome was more than just a strong army, it was culture, just ripping it off doesn't make you part of it.
>>81645194
How about I take it up your mum's butty this time fatty?
>>81645364
Just now?
>>81645447
Finders keepers.
>>81645447
>inherits the holy roman empire
>rules for 844 years
>isn't descended from the roman empire
please, if any country has a claim to the banner, it's germany
>>81638036
>>81644858
>portugal not best friend
Clearly you didn't take enough meds
>>81638036
>>81638036
Love hate relationship with the UK
>>81638036
>MY ANCESTOR
Goddamn no wonder burgerstan has such a high rate of autism.
>>81640274
rome made britain made USA.
WE WUZ ROMANZ!!!
>>81643732
>Russia
>Natural enemy
Is that why you supported them in the Finnish war, huh? Or the Great Northern War?
>>81638036
Hope i got it right.
>>81645921
>Holy roman empire was roman
>british education
Next thing you will say imperial Russia was a descendant of Rome
>Czar
>Ceasar
>>81645921
You must be retarded crowning yourself king of Rome doesn't make you so, nothing about The HRE was Roman.
>>81645897
You say that about a lot of muslims as well soon you will be claiming the caliphate as well.
>>81641030
WE WUZ ROMANS AN SHEEEIT! MAMMA MIA!
>>81646284
>>81646039
both work
>>81646010
Africa is friendly rival
>>81646284
>friendly rivals
>not china and iran
>Northern Eurotrash claiming to be Roman
>>81645149
>July 4, 1820 – July 3, 1822 American Flag
Why this one desu?
>>81645471
Spot on broski.
>>81646462
>ancestor
>>81645149
oh look this is eternal-anglo anon.
>usa best friend
Disqust.jpeg
>>81646462
>brother
>not a monkey
>ancestor
>not a monkey
WE
R8
>>81646010
Nothing about the UK is Roman, you're just as bad as Africans claiming to be the kangz of Egypt.
>>81645225
>knowing so little about geopolitics
>>81645288
how is it in any way related to the first reich?
>Be any Western nation
>Not posting ISIS flag as natural enemy
pick one
>>81646322
the holy roman empire was a direct result of the empire's breakup. germany literally inherited the entirety of the european roman empire.
>portuguese slum-roof-travelling education
>>81646903
>literally where constantine the great was proclaimed emperor
>>81645979
>>81646322
Actualy imperial Russia was the descendand of Rome.
Some of the last Byzantine emperors sold the title of ceasar to multiple european nations in order to find money for the state. But the sister of the last emperor was married to a russian prince, so by blood speaking, Russia is the descendant.
>>81647136
The land had to be reconquered. That's not really inheritance.
>>81646284
Better version.
>>81638036
fixed :^)
>>81647086
this
>>81645321
>because being descended from Danish and Germanic peoples doesn't make your heritage Danish and Germanic.
>>81642404
>An angry little candy cane with a shitty opinion
Shocking
>>81638591
>file name
Kek
>>81647152
He was born in what is modern day serbia.... unless you want to say slavs are the true Romans.
>>81647086
>ISIS
>relevant
>recognizing an illegal state
wew
>Ancestor
Stop faggot
>>81646339
>crowning yourself king of Rome doesn't make you so
Conquering Rome, crowning yourself king of it and ruling your shit from there makes you the king of Rome. My point in making it the ancestor of germany is that the roman empire was the first to bring any sort of civilization to what is now germany, thus creating such a thing as a country and statehood in the first place. I don't consider me individually a descendant of some roman legionaire. I'm not some brown skinned italian faggot.
>>81646284
no. just no.
>>81646339
everything about it was roman. how do you think germany managed to even control europe in the first reich in the first place? all that strength was inherited from rome.
>>81647502
Lots of emperors were born outside italia. That doesn't mean they were native to the population, for someone to become emperor he usually was born in noble families, which were mostly roman
>>81638036
>tfw Mexico
>>81646462
who is that former enemy?
>>81647136
>was formed in the 10th century
>" was a direct result of the empire's breakup."
>british education
>germany literally inherited the entirety of the european roman empire.
You are confusing charlemagne with Holy Roman Empire
>british education
Why is every country a Rome descendet tonight
>>81647295
>WE
>>81647402
>>81645888
rome did not have a culture in the sense of a national, home grown culture. the empire of rome owed its existence to technology of logistics and warfare. you can call that culture but you have to realize that's like saying truckers and muhreens are american culture (which they are)
>>81647295
>Russians are true Romans
>WE
>>81648057
You sound jealous about our Roman ancestry, you can't have it all Mario!
>>81638036
t. ukraine wannabeburger
>>81647866
Paraguay.
>>81647866
paraguay, i think
>>81647402
see >>81641473 and >>81648097
>>81645626
>>81645557
>>81645895
wew, lad.
it appears my superiority has lead to some.....controversy :^)
>>81647643
No Germany you aren't Roman you destroyed Rome and nearly destroyed civilization. Rome didn't even own most of Germany France jas better claim than you.
>>81647763
If strength is all a nation needs to be Rome then were the Ottomans Roman the took the capital killed the Emperor and claimed the title.
>>81647794
So how does that make northern europeans and the UK Roman?
>>81648151
No shame in not being Roman you guys have your own rich history no need to try and claim others.
>>81645471
fixed it for you
>>81641473
Israel needs the US more than the US needs them. UK or Australia would be a good candidate for "Best Friend" in OP's post.
>>81639322
Its true though. US government was based on the Roman Republic and the Founding Fathers were Romaboos to the extreme. Washington DC, Philadelphia, NYC, etc. are chock full of neo-Classical architecture. Latin almost became the official language of the United States and they were seriously considering having senators wear togas as a uniform.
>>81641030
>you have nothing to do with Rome
>You're greasy
mutually exclusive statements there buddy
>>81648189
You know he >>81647295 is right. Since the roman empire encompassed a large swath of europe almost any nation could credibly claim descendance.
>>81648419
Yes but for how long? If you compare your country to the Roman Empire. You see that yours like them is falling. I give it 50 years max.
>>81647086
Shouldn't it just be a hodgepodge/mosaic of every Muslim majority nation flags??
>>81639322
I feel with you spaghetti friend.
>>81648556
>No shame in not being Roman you guys have your own rich history no need to try and claim others.
that's fair
>>81638036
Maybe UK as best friend.
>>81648057
Every nation wants the glory that goes with being Rome, they want the accolades and attention plus the claim to empire.
>>81644465
b-b-but I'm your son too mom
>>81647837
>tfw based Ataturk will never come back
You had a chance Turkey and you blew it.
Better start screaming Allahu Akbar before you get lined up against the wall and shot.
>>81646610
there's isn't any nation in Europe that could claim to be Roman in a genetic sense, as a people they probably numbered perhaps a million at any time and its too dilute. No family in Europe can claim descent from any Emperor for instance.
>>81648712
probably, but the future does not exist, for it has yet to happen, so for now...PAX AMERICANA!!!
>>81648723
The USA will probably out do Rome or already has and while your similar, saying you descend from Rome is a stretch and people will take it the wrong way.
>>81648703
>You know he >>81647295 is right.
I know he is right. But that doesn't make Russians romans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9v2Hh01yXc
>>81647837
>former enemy
Underrated post.
>>81643063
>tfw britfags were living in straw huts before my ancestors liberated them
stay cucked, famalam
>>81649003
Except for Africanus Wewuzius
>>81638036
>Ancestor
>SPQR
You do realize the Roman Empire didn't fight for international jewry and cuckoldry mr amerifat?
>>81639322
We have tons of Italian-Americans
>>81648712
Our economy is stronger than it was in the 80s and our unemployment is the lowest it has been in a long time. How exactly are we failing? Inb4 herp derp rioting niggers. They riot every 20 years or so. No one cares.
>>81644546
Of all people why would we be former enemy? Other than violently gaining our independence we really didn't have much beef except when you burnt down the White House.
>>81646877
on point
>>81643744
>>81649205
There are no romans any more is the whole fucking point of this. Roman empire laid the institutional foundations for a lot of european countries though.
>>81645151
Having your gene pool raped by normans is probably the most positive thing that could have happened to 99% of ethnicities on this planet. Natural selection; the tallest, strongest, most intelligent nordics' genetics being added to your gene pool.
>>81649635
Being tall and strong didn't help the teutons and cimbri when they fought Rome. Being big only gets you so far.
>>81646243
I'm guessing you have bigger threats to Norway as of today, huh?
>>81640180
Your ancestor is Bill Clinton with a spear?
>>81649113
>its not like we got our civilization from them or anything
>acts like the roman conquests never happened
you're not even trying faggot
>>81647794
You just proved his point.
>>81645614
>United Kingdom
>Founded via England and Scotland unifying
>England being the biggest of the countries in the Union is usually the focus
>England founded by Angle/Saxon/Jutish settlers after several centuries of petty kingdoms
More study, Kiwi
>>81644885
Having artifacts doesn't make you the new Rome. Being the center of all culture and Civilization does.
USA! USA! USA!
>>81646039
:3
>>81643732
How the fuck are we best friends?
>>81645585
Well the Romans wouldn't let a nigger run their country for starters.
>>81643732
Pretty good, but I think this is more accurate.
We have hade peace with the russians for a thousand years, and Heimdal is our ancestor. Do not forget our divine origins.
>>81638036
>>81649113
man idk, i still really can't reconcile because like here
>>81647402
>native ancestors
is equally ridiculous
>>81649873
>we wuz romes and sheeit
>were colonized by them for a short while before they evacuated, leaving practically no genetic legacy
>>81649496
Yeah but 20 years from now. You are dangerously close to being the minority yourself. Eventually the USA will become just like South Africa.
All others are invalid.
>>81638036
AYOOO
SO U BE SAYIN
THAT WE WUZ
CAESARS N SHEET?
>>81638036
I can't be the only one who is more concerned by China than Russia as far as potential enemies go.
Not even in domestic issues. We do need to disallow foreign ownership of domestic assets, and enforce student visas, however in terms of threats to world peace, they're a bigger threat than Russia. Admittedly the Americans are sticking their dick into everything in the middle east on Israel's behalf, but I think they're crafty enough to get away with it. Besides, they make awesome burgers.
>>81647864
We love you, we really do, your culture, and sometimes even your people. Just fix your shit so we can finally be friends.
>>81650227
More like Brazil and the only way that will happen is if we embrace socialism or some variant of it (also like Brazil). During the 90s, they had a very strong economy and currency until the socialists fucked it all up.
>>81649856
>Mexican Intellectuals
>>81638036
> no france
> hated brother
> denied son
> fake ancestors
> natural ennemy doesnt give a fuck
> rival is a joke
> own best friends, means no friends
> former enemy is a better joke than the previous one
bs thread
>>81650104
America has many best friends, thats how it feels to be the popular kid in class.
>>81649873
Civilization existed before the Romans they weren't the first and took much of their culture from the etruscans and greeks. The peoples who came after them evolved into us though some places are closer to Rome genetically than others.
>>81650207
>400 years
>short
>implying i mentioned anything about genetics
>implying you have any argument other than a meme
try to refute my points sheep shagger
>>81644465
This one tbqh famalam. France and UK need to unite and we could rule the world again.
>>81638036
>>81650480
USA is Mexico's both natural enemy and friendly rival forever. Because of the war and the land Mexico lost. And because the war happened so long ago, they are also former enemies. Best friends because Mexico literally hates everybody else around.
>>81650666
>literally spear chucking barbarians before they arrived
>using the same argument as the last guy
you really need to do some research instead of memeing your way through discussions
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/romans/questions_01.shtml
>>81638036
>>Canada brother?
KEK
France is.
They helped us become a nation.
They helped us in more wars than anybody.
>>81650680
Look at our culture values and beliefs and tell me if they relate in any way to the Romans. You would have to be an idiot to think they started culture or that we are descended from them. Even Italy isn't really Roman they are in some places close but from the most part semetics and germanics mixed.
>>81651001
Aren't they a lot more like your actual brother in terms of having the same father? France is your best friend.
>>81643525
>Ireland
>friendly rival
this is so underrated
so fucking true, all the french geopol explained in one schema
> both brother and natural enemy
> best friend, friendly rival, former enemy
>>81651001
France was that cool uncle who came through when we needed them.
>>81651063
>the renaissance, introduction of christianity and reformation of the church never happened
at least read my source in the other post, as you're not providing anything with merit other than your baseless interpretations of history.
>>81650873
We don't have to be rivals or friendly enemies. Look at US relations with Canada. We've fought against each other in wars, had bad blood, and we were given some of their land by the UK, but there hasn't been bad blood in hundreds of years.
All the land you lost is gringo territory now, just move on and let the past stay in the past.
>>81646284
france - nederlands natural ennemy ?
> st martin paradise
>>81650954
The Romans chucked spears as well....
Think about it look at English cities from the fall of Rome till now they developed totally different from how a Roman city worked. The original Roman cities fell to ruin and were built on top of, the Romans have been gone a long time and we can't claim much descent from them.
>>81646495
Where did this meme come from that England rules over the other countries in the union? The other countries are a fraction of the size, yet have devolved governments in their own regions. All these stupid fucking scots accuse Westminster of being England-centric despite the fact that there are 10x more of us than them.
>>81638036
>>81645149
At this point im pretty sure you are baiting with this ancestor
>>81651382
>All the land you lost is gringo territory now, just move on and let the past stay in the past.
And this is why why the bad blood will never stop
>>81651279
>>81644465
this is so underrated
so fucking true, all the french geopol explained in one schema
>> both brother and natural enemy
>> best friend, friendly rival, former enemy
>>81651520
Fixed
>>81646495
hes british m8 his son is also his brother
>>81638036
France isn't our natural enemy they were our first ally you dunce.
>>81638036
>tfw China will stomp us like ants
Hope US-sama will save us in dire times. Well prob not.
Any filpbros out there? Is this accurate? I can only think of Malay's Sabah as our friendly rival.
>>81651506
but youre supposed to put other cunts in the image
is or is not scotland a cunt
>>81650104
It's more of a one-way relationship
