>Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>MAY'S CABINET
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS MAY NOT HAVE RIGHT TO STAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532
>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses
>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/
>MAY PURGES THE CAMERONITES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36811991
>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/
>NO 2ND EU REF/GENERAL ELECTION
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/poll-second-eu-referendum-brexit-theresa-may-general-election-voters-a7140721.html
>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2sgOA1jwg
When Trident debate on?
>>81591960
This man triggers the Blairites.
(Sorry lads, had to)
>>81591960
4:30 lad
Gove speaking from the back benches atm lel
>>81591960
4:30
next edition cheshire edition
>>81591960
Half past four. BBC parliament
>>81592064
I approve
And you cucks said Gove is based
>>81591960
4:30
http://www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/b1c546fa-3dbb-472a-8bee-d463ed8f5a6d
>>81592064
Looks comfy mate, and I was going to go and be productive today
oh well, guess its more brit/pol/ shitposting
Think I'll keep making military themed threads if people find them alright?
>81591920
Conservatives.
UKIP weren't on ballot one mate
>>81591989
I apologize on behalf of my country for electing those cunts, despite them consistently tarring the reputation of this great Nation.
Gove just called Islam the religion of peace
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>81592051
>>81592056
>>81592061
>>81592118
>>81592252
Thanks lads
Funny how people have to constantly say Islam is a religion of peace, you'd think something being peaceful would be self-evident.
>>81591811
Having UK enter with south korea, japan, US, aus, NZ and the rest of SEA vs. china and north korea.
Fucking kek. Usually some other NATO members come along with their ships and continue on along with those "excercises".
>>81591819
It's close to 11 PM right now, it's too hot outside so I have the AC turned on. I live in Manila.
reminder that gove is literally, LITERALLY a blairite
>>81592296
Don't you lie! Nicola has made it clear that every single man woman and child in Scotland voted remain and each and every single on now hates England
>Amber Rudd refusing to extol the virtues of Islam
MUH DICK
>>81592401
>Having UK enter with south korea, japan, US, aus, NZ and the rest of SEA vs. china and north korea.
It truly would be fantastic.
And it would also let us get the fuckers addicted to opium again.
>>81592472
>pic related triggers the SNPcucks
>>81592216
He's fucking done since that backstabbing he did to Boris. May saw through all of his bullshit
>>81592472
remain means remain for scotland*
*except for the indyref where it just means we have to wait a year before trying again
Mfw the happening of Article 50 is slowly looming over.
>catching up with Farage LBC on Sunday
>based Muslim caller advocating banning muslims
What do you lads think about the whole trident renewal? I'm for it. Any country with nuclear weapons already has overwhelming force against those who don't.
>>81592597
Boris isn't based either lad
he's another Blairite, he just hides it better than Gove does
>>81592472
damn, guess i'm a #remaintrain now
>>81592500
What did she say, exactly?
Based Bob Stewart
>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh
>>81592670
just aim a cannon at the pakis t b h
>>81592500
Stop shilling for her please. People not watching will think she's 'based' or something.
>>81592596
Saved
Good start from Rudd.
>>81592472
>Scottish gal in my monhun group hates everything about Sturgeon and the SNP
I feel sorry for Scots a bit. Having a party named Scottish National Party running about being anything but that must be disappointing.
>>81592684
the proper, British term for those abominations is "bremaindead"
>>81592713
>this is the FCO's crisis management dept.
>looks like a fucking school
kek
>>81592736
Even SNP voters hate her, and when they hate a non-white you know something's up.
>>81592296
Lives in Stirling 2010-2014, SNP turned Scotland from a fairly comfy place to be English (other than footy /rugby related banter) into a boiling pit of muh oil low rent Bravehearts.
Banter aside it make me sad to see the direction the place has taken.
>>81592760
Maybe you don't follow politics you stupid cuck, this is a marked shift in tone away form "ISLAM IS WONDERFUL WE MUST PROTECT DA MUSLIMS" bullshit that happens every time, she's just batting away the cucks
Nice office.
>>81592804
G O L D
ayy lmao
>>81592596
A fucking chink got caught smuggling a £725k worth of meth just hours ago. He's gonna be dead for sure
>>81592681
Well I've read some about it. But he seems to be doing his work quite nicely right now.
>>81592748
Kek agreed f a m
Boris with based Tony "stop the boats" Abbott.
>>81591828
GOVE ON THE NAUGHTY BENCH
>>81592885
Fat bird in purple cardi checking out her own cleavage
>>81592885
I like the interior desu
Amber Rudd hasn't rejected #notallmuslims. What are you lads saying?
where can i find a right wing gf lads?
>>81592978
BASED TONE
A
S
E
D
T
O
N
E
>>81592987
THAT'S JACOB REED-MOGG'S SEAT
REEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>81592987
>when you sit where you think based Mogg is going to sit but he sees you and decides to sit somewhere else because you're a dirty Blairite
I have a feeling it might start early. Could you guys say as soon as the trident debate starts?
>>81593076
Because she's not being a complete sycophant at every opportunity some cuck is convinced she's not one.
>>81592790
You have no idea mate
>>81592848
Lad more than 50% of Scotland wants reduced immigration anyway, we don't like immigrants despite not having your experiences
>>81592862
I was staying in Luss with my uncle and grandfather the other day
met an English lad when I was out a walk myself and he was talking about how he "wasn't sure how he would've been received after the referendum"
that made me heart pang mate.
I love you bastards, I truly do.
>>81592969
>A fucking chink got caught smuggling a £725k worth of meth just hours ago
Jesus fucking Christ.
>But he seems to be doing his work quite nicely right now.
He does what he has to in order to gain power, don't be fooled by him.
>>81593076
Its just morons who don't have a fucking clue shilling her because she's a female and not being completely PC.
Fucking ridiculous.
>>81593140
So we're lynching this cunt right?
>S H O O T I N G . T O . K I L L
>>81593155
It's usually always on the clock or a couple minutes later
>>81593116
make one
>>81593116
You don't, you find a woman and tell her what to think
>>81593274
i see
>>81593211
>I was staying in Luss with my uncle and grandfather the other day
actually it was a few weeks back, I'm a little tired sorry
>>81593211
>Lad more than 50% of Scotland wants reduced immigration anyway, we don't like immigrants despite not having your experiences
I went to uni with a young brummie muslim who said he tried living in scotland but had to move back because it was too racist.
Really hard not to laugh.
>>81593232
Thanks. I'm on my phone so there was no way of knowing without opening it
They're really going after the internet lads. Prepare for a shutdown.
>>81593211
Well I just hope he doesn't contribute to a half-assed brexit
http://www.strawpoll.me/10776608
Very important
>>81593384
>I went to uni with a young brummie muslim who said he tried living in scotland but had to move back because it was too racist.
Yeah, we don't like the cunts up here.
We really, really do not.
Even the hardcore SNP voters staunchly disagree with them on their immigration policy.
>30°c
>>81593274
This
>>81593211
>Lad more than 50% of Scotland wants reduced immigration anyway, we don't like immigrants despite not having your experiences
I am a Scot mate, I'd like to see reduced immigration too. I was just making a joke at the ultradiversity wing of the SNP support.
Lads I'm trying to grow my mussy like based Enoch but it's not going well! What do I do?
>>81593466
not that hot faggot. humidity is pretty low
>>81593674
finish puberty
>>81593211
Visited my mate in London (he's originally from Glasgow). Said he wouldn't go back as long as they're in charge.
Considers himself a refugee lel
>>81593674
You look like a nonce
>>81593674
Stop being 13 years old
>>81593674
Take some testosterone you bloody girl.
>all the women in parliament wearing colourful, flowery dresses and shit
Why? How is it appropriate? If I was a male MP I'd go in wearing a Hawaiian shirt and board shorts.
>calling it Daesh
Who here would want to be MP if given chance?
>>81593674
>not having a thick stache that commands respect from your peers
>>81593447
We have Fox and Davis to ensure things go right, we should be fine as long as May plays ball.
>>81593555
>I was just making a joke at the ultradiversity wing of the SNP support.
Thought they all moved to that upstart group known as "R.I.S.E" aka the literal fucking commies of the UK.
Whats your constituency?
Renfrewshire South reporting lad
>>81593674
stop being a beta faggot.
>you will never look as profound as he does
>Labour's frontbench has 4 people on it
>they're all shadow cabinet secretaries
WEW
>>81592657
attaboy ahmed
>>81593722
>>81593734
>>81593734
>>81593750
>>81593797
I'm well past puberty age
>>81593796
I plan to go into politics after serving some time in the Royal Marine Commandos.
I have every intention of seeing this nation rise above the world once again.
>>81593863
Kill yourself perhaps?
>>81593863
Doesn't fucking look like it mate
>>81593815
They're all Jeremy Corbyns
>>81593796
Maybe me. Seems like a responsibility, though. But the banter would be great so it's worth it.
>>81593751
Except May. May only wears black in order to arouse Corbyn thus making him slip up.
>>81593863
Then give up on life
>>81593797
>not shaving every morning before work
>being an unkempt beatnik with soup in his beard
>>81593863
The only other conclusion is you're as effete as Owen Jones.
>>81593674
Embarrassing lad
>>81593798
Yeah, Davis already doing exceptionally well, especially that fuck eu thing he did about direct negotiations immediately
>>81593927
>>81593915
Fuck my life, I'm hairy everywhere else, why not on my top lip.
>>81593863
go to greggs then, you might get called a racist
Forgot to put this in the OP
sorry boys just noticed
stream link
http://www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/b1c546fa-3dbb-472a-8bee-d463ed8f5a6d
>>81594011
Tbh I have one bald patch underneath my chin, hair everywhere else.
>>81593965
>He doesn't have the best of both worlds by having well kept sideburns.
>>81593798
Have you ever been to faslane lad? Went to a swimming competition being held in their gym and it's in a really comfy part of the world by Gaerlochead. SNP want to get rid of it which would be a shame
What was "very unseemly"? I missed it.
>>81594079
Shit lad, now we'll need to make a new thread.
David Davis' new ministerial photo is a bit shit lads
>>81594113
I've been driven passed it, never stopped there.
>>81594079
Watching it on filmon though. I hope cheeky streams
>>81594200
>That cheeky grin
Nah, it's perfect for him.
>>81594174
Someone moved past the person the speaker was about to call
You're not supposed to block the view between the speaker and the person on their feet
>>81593798
>Thought they all moved to that upstart group known as "R.I.S.E" aka the literal fucking commies of the UK.
Hah, maybe. SNP will be shilling diversity hard once Humza Yousef takes over though.
>Whats your constituency?
Glasgow Central / Kelvin lad
>>81593863
Try looking into being a trap, our newest EU member is reportedly looking for those in trade dealings
>>81594113
I went to uni with a lass in the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament who broke into Faslane like 3 times to protest the nukes.
She said it was really easy. and she wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, so it must have been REALLY easy
>>81594284
Ah, makes sense. I'm mostly just listening so I couldn't tell.
>>81594088
>he thinks he looks refined and Dickensian or possibly like some sort of mod rocker
>he in fact looks like a fedora neckbeard wearing a fraying toupee
>>81594200
>Shit eating grin with a narrow intense gaze
This strikes fear into the European
>>81593965
>>being an unkempt beatnik with soup in his beard
Beards are pleb-tier, a classic Enoch-like stache is what all true brit/pol/'ers style
how do it feel to have an anthem that you couldnt even come up with and had to stole from France ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FaEqFFAKRA
>>81594079
My neck upto my jawline grows quite thick, my cheeks have nothing and 2-2.5 weeks of top lips growth is what you see.
Am I just defective?
(Mid 20's)
Uh...lads...
>>81594371
No need to be like that lad, there's no shame in not having the genetics for facial hair.
>>81592064
is this pic sufficiently comfy enough for this thread?
TRIDENT DEBATE STARTING
>>81594181
The guy doing the next OP will get it, he has one planned see >>81592064
>>81594304
>Hah, maybe. SNP will be shilling diversity hard once Humza Yousef takes over though
I hope they do. It might kill them in this country.
>>81594420
Probably.
>SNP
>Sucking Muslim dick
Disgusting, how can Scots vote for this shit
BBC Parliament now, Trident debate
Looks like we're gonna see Cameron in the backbench this time
>>81594401
>1 post from this non-country
>>81594401
How does it feel to be a non-country?
>>81594401
Like we stole their Joan of Arc and set her on fire?
We're just thieving pikeys m8, it's what we do
Who cares who you had tea with you annoying curried haggis-muncher?
I don't know how much more of BBC Parliament I can watch lads, I'm beginning to associate the Scottish accent with endless moaning and whining. And 90% of people I talk to on a daily basis has a Scottish accent so I can't hate it.
>Nice attack statement
>let me shill for a muzzie charity
What
>Cameron sat on the back benches
Nuke the Middle East
>we need to work with communities to make sure muslims aren't the victims of xenophobic attacks because they all condemn these attacks
>>81594366
Tbh 90% of it is just accommodation/ gyms/ bars etc for the people who work there. It's the bit by the waterfront where the subs actually go that's super secure. She probably just broke into the sports pitches or something
I'm actually starting to like May
is this a mistake?
>>81594565
>singapore
What are you doing in the colonies, m8?
>>81594503
we don't have any urgency on it, despite the fact we don't like it, because we don't see the results
sorry lad.
>>81594458
pic related is the most /comfy/ pic you will ever find
>>81594650
Me too tbqh
Looks like May's going to continue Cameron's love affair with Turkey.
>>81594565
how's the holiday treating you lad? What do the chinkies think of brexit n shieeet?
>this Labour turnout
FUCKEN KEK
Based Japan giving us more jobs
Just found out Boris is a manlet lads
>>81594650
>>81594736
Why? People were saying this about Cameron too. And Blair.
>>81594741
Didn't mention Erdogan by name
>>81594650
>is this a mistake?
just wait.
>Biggest asian investment in British history 3 weeks after Brexit vote
>>81594732
delete this
>>81594819
>And Blair.
Fuck off Blairite shill.
>>81594819
stockholm syndrome
>>81594650
I quite like her too, still a bit cautious though.
>>81594496
shit lads i was only making a suggestion that we should have a cheshire edition, i'm not sure if i'm up to the task of OPing
>>81594391
RIP Enoch, never forgive the Blairites.
>ARM is pronounced "arm"
I've been calling it A-R-M for years
>DAESH
Fucking stop this meme
Is Corbs going to responding to the PM?
I really want to see him drop his spaghetti
>>81594964
I've been pronouncing it Ai-Rum
Based Woodcock
>>81594927
Just upload the pic, copy paste this
>TRIDENT DEBATE ON NOW
http://www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/b1c546fa-3dbb-472a-8bee-d463ed8f5a6d
>MAY'S CABINET
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS MAY NOT HAVE RIGHT TO STAY
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532
>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses
>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/
>MAY PURGES THE CAMERONITES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36811991
>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/
>NO 2ND EU REF/GENERAL ELECTION
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/poll-second-eu-referendum-brexit-theresa-may-general-election-voters-a7140721.html
>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2sgOA1jwg
>>81594964
>>ARM is pronounced "arm"
>I've been calling it A-R-M for years
wat.
It's pronounced AAR-MMM
>>81595033
he'll just take questions from the disabled again
Is anyone going to mention that having nukes gives us a not inconsiderable degree of power projection, beside it being a deterrent? Or is that too jingoistic and scary for the modern world?
>caroline lucas spilling spaghetti everywhere
kek
>>81594657
>>81594745
Expat work m8s, following in my grandfather's footsteps to find fame and fortune in the colonies.
And he shot a lot of Hindus too, but I think that's off the table this century.
It's like a holiday though, what with the constant 35 degree temperatures and palm trees on my way to work.
As for Brexit they range from disinterest to disapproval because, being autistic Chinese mathematical genuises, they don't understand anything that isn't a percentage on the economic forecast, like such subtitles as "Not getting raped by Somali refugees".
>>81595078
I thought it was like IBM and MIT
Nobody pronounces those "Ibum" and "mit"
>>81593465
Yet they vote for the SNP anyway. Fucking genius.
I want to kill each and every last one of them for being this fucking dumb.
>>81595078
Apparently most people don't pronounce the r.
Fuck off, Lucas
>people unironically using the unironic meme
>>81594401
Well England has a long tradition of being cucked by the French - the French-speaking Plantagenet overlords even imposed St George as the patron saint along with his stupid flag.
>>81595126
>Maurice from Nuneaton wants to ask the Prime Minister why nuclear subs cost so much
>>81595072
ok m8, i'll do my best
GREENS AND LABOUR FUCKING MAYMAKER'D
>Because we have nukes means everyone should have them
Fucking Greens
I'm starting to like the new PM
Day 25. UK still hasn't left EU. They will have 2 years to sort out trade deals when they enact article 50, but still refuse to listen to their people.
Meanwhile, more muslims are still coming in to the country. I've lost all hope for our once great ally.
>FIRST TO DEFEND THE COUNTRIES ENEMIES
WEW LAD
HAHAH FUCKING KEK
THAT WAS BASED
Lucas banged out
>>81595200
Is this lower-class chav english?
Am? FUCKING AM?
MAYDAY MAYDAY, LABOUR BTFO
>scottish mps are voting against this so everyone else should
Fucking arrogant Scots, they should leave tbqh
>>81595242
OPing isn't a hard thing lad, just keep it simple, no weeb shit (Its in bad taste in an OP for Brit/pol/, good pic, simple stuff)
May won't banter them like Cameron. She will thoroughly BTFO them. They'll be more careful with their arguments from now on.
>>81595270
>>81595278
>>81595252
What did she say?
>>81595235
it's a nice flag
simple and striking
>>81595249
Greens should be given a safe space so we don't have to listen to them in parliament desu. That and the SNP can all fuck off back to Scotland.
FUCKING SCOTTS AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEEEE
HERE THEY ARE WITH THE POLLS AGAIN
SNP blown out again
Fucking May
>>81595337
LABOURS ARE FIRST TO DEFEND THE ENEMIES
>>81595337
that labour seemed to be the first to defend britains enemies and the last to defend britain
>>81595416
>>81595406
Fucking based, someone finally said it
The SNP wind me up so fucking much
they do not belong in Commons
It's not that Scotland is getting shit on its that you dont represent the Scots
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bus-crash-glasgow-live-updates-8443853#JX2J4dsSm3ZftvEp.97
kek has smited the traitors once more
BASED PAISLEY
Based Norn Iron, Jocks getting btfo from all sides.
SCOTKEKS BTFO BY IRELAND
Fuck lads May is BTFOing the SNP cuckolds
this is great
thank you based norn iron
BASED NORTHERN IRELAND
>>81595507
Ban assault buses?
I don't really want the Northern Irish having access to our nukes, desu. No offense, lads.
>>81594991
>baesh the daeshboard of your liberal automobile with vengeance
>activate ISIS injection for explosive exhaust fumes, good for the left-wing environment
>plow through party peeps with your Islamic concubine harvester
>get a monument enriched with tears, cigarettes and hatred
>next time daesh harder
>NI being based like usual
This past week has been the absolute best
>SNP
>we don't want trident on our soil
>our soil
Wow, racist much?
>>81592760
She did call out scumbags for moving to her constituency to claim benefits and take drugs by the seaside.
Every seaside town is full of benefits tourist junkie pricks because there's no danger of the jobcentre actually finding anything for you
>dianne abbot is on the labour front bench
wat
>>81595616
>>81595600
>>81595596
>>81595579
What did Norn Iron do?
Fucking SNP.
>Want to veto our exit from the EU
>Want to make us Beta and give up our nuclear weapons.
>>81595632
please don't say that
the SNP fucking might
>>81595661
>like usual
>voted remain
>>81595558
Am I saying this right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PslpkgnYUr
AARM
>>81595689
btfo snp
>>81595727
Contrarian fucks
>>81595689
said if Scotland doesn't want the jobs gained from looking after and maintaining the Trident system, NI will happily take them
"I'm going to make some progress"
I fuckin hope so love
>>81595680
token nigger looks good innit
>>81595680
She's Shadow Health Secretary
>>81595680
shadow booty call
it works on so many levels.
>>81595768
>>81595798
Kek, top lads
I wonder if we could Englishize Scotland.
There are only about what, 4 million of them? We could just relocate some chavs and hay presto, Scotland becomes Scotshire, just another county
>>81595558
>>81595290
Ahm as in ahmed not am as in I am
>>81595846
>>81595839
>>81595836
do you think comrade corbynovski still hits that
>>81595855
we could pull a hitler and still have 2 million graves spare
Why are we even letting the Norks develop nukes? Is it just China? Do they even care about them anymore?
>>81595885
What about this
>>81595743
>>81595494
>SNP win nearly all Scottish seats
>SNP do not represent Scots
you are an imbecile
>>81595650
Neither do I, they'd nuke themselves to get rid of the taigs.
>>81595855
Lowland Scotland has already been English-ised
Judging by your use of spelling, you've been Americanised.
>>81595839
>Fat cunt
>Shadow Health Secretary
> Neocons boasting their need for tax-funded preemptive threat protection
She hates the scots
>Mhairi Black scratching her lice-filled hair
Disgusting
>>81595994
>get 49% of the vote
>get 99% of the seats
Completely represents all Scots.
>SNP asks question
>yeah, I'll get there m8
kek
>>81595980
you're pronouncing it "ahm"
i think you have to go full american and pronounce it "R-m" to say it like that map does
>>81595961
he definitely spreads them Branstons pickle thighs
May has bants confirmed
Everything is fine, lads
>>81596048
Imagine having to sit next to her.
>>81595976
Us personally? The UK will probably never be in NK's range. Sucks for the Pacific countries though.
>>81596005
I prefer the Z to s, it's more how it's pronounced.
>lowland is English
But they still think of themselves as Scots. We need to make them proper Englishmen, like we did with Wales
>>81596048
she looks like her entire diet is crisps
Based Knight
>G R O W - U P
BILLION POUNDS
>>81595976
China (and Russia) likes them as a source of even less complain-y slave labour than the Chinese themselves
>>81596115
Confused desu
FUCK OFF SNP
>Angus Cuckertson again
>>81596199
I know absolutely nothing about their exports. How many of our made in china goods were put together by malnourished best koreans?
Will anyone say 'why can't we build our own nukes?'
Love seeing this man livid.
haha May obviously cant stand the SNP
>>81591828
>no link to debate
Excellent.
