YOU FOOLS HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT LORD KEK!
HE HAS GIVEN YOU MANY HAPPENINGS, AND WHAT HAVE YOU GIVEN IN RETURN?
>NOTHING
REPENT NOW SINNERS, AND PRESENT YOUR OFFERINGS IF YOU DO NOT WISH THE VENGEANCE OF KEK TO RAIN DOWN ON YOU
>>81581946
>thinking you speak for Kek
>without at least dubs
>>81581946
>>81581946
fuck off weird faggot
Take these dubs Chaotic one!1!
You are not kek's chosen, how DARE you speak for him! Witness me!
>No dubs.
Begone false prophet!
>>81581946
i gave him these digits as an offering
Check 'em
>>81582911
THE TRUE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN
>>81582911
>>81582999
PRAISE KEK
>>81582999
WITNESSED
MY KEK'S EVERY BURNING LIGHT GUIDE YOU ON THE PATH TO VICTORY!
KEK has no priests. He speaks only through those blessed with digits.
>>81582999
>>81582911
BEHOLD.
>>81582911
HAIL LORD KEK!
I humbly give my repeating digits to the great lord KeK!
>>81582911
>9/11
>>81581946
If repeating numbers OP dies tonight
Lord KeK is still unhappy with us! Please take my digits god of frogs!
Grand happening
>>81583422
FUCKFUCKFUCK
OP gon die tonight
>>81583422
Rest in Pipi OP
>>81583422
if repeating numbers kek gives and takes and will spare OP's life...this time.
>>81583422
Praise kek!
>>81583596
rerolling for Kek to spare OP.
>>81583200
>>81583422
KEK WILLS IT
THE FALSE PROPHET WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>81583248
>>81583481
You can't force it m8, it has to come naturally.
>>81583596
OP will be forgotten
>>81581946
PRAISE KEK!
PRAISE HIM!
WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF THY GLORIOUS HAPPENENINGS!
ALL HAIL!
>>81583481
>>81583548
LORD KEK IS INFLUENCING OUR POSTS
>>81582999
This pleases the Kek
>>81583596
rerolling for Kek to spare OP. ...again
Kek
We have given many dubs
>>81583666
WITNESSED
>>81583596
If repeating nimbers Ayny will die next week for questioning keks decision
>>81583666
HE IS WITH US!
KEK SPEAKS!
ALL HAIL!
>>81583666
PRAISE KEK HIS BLESSINGS ARE REAL
MEME MAGIC IS REAL.
>>81583666
All praise to KEK
>>81583666
PRAISE KEK
>>81583666
Praise Kek! May he shower us with many repeating digits!
>>81583680
Don't bother, kek doesn't spare.
>>81583666
WITNESSED
>>81583777
KEK KEEPS BLESSING HIS TRUE DISCIPLES.
>>81583777
WITNESSED PRAISE KEK
>>81581946
>believes kek demands attention
Fucking morons.
>>81583777
PRAISE KEK
>>81583738
>post time
>>81583666
It's real...it's all real....praise Kek
>>81583777
HIS TRUTH SHALL RING ACROSS THE LAND
>>81583666
praise KEK
>>81583777
Checked. Praise KeK.
Trump will win
>>81583966
praise kek indeed
>>81583666
PRAISE KEK! He is Eternal!
>>81583666
>>81583777
Kek wills it
>>81583966
Checked, Kek Vult
>>81583666
fugggg.... endless praise.
The fire rises.
If d|_|bs Obama will be injured today.
>>81582911
>>81582999
>>81583200
>>81583422
>>81583666
>>81583777
another blessed thread
Muh-h..mmuh kek
>>81583880
Kek strike this asshole dead
In ten years time, you'll want to ask yourself, "Where were you when Lord KeK arrived in physical form?" And the only right answer shall be, "I was hard at work, spreading the meme magic that allowed his ascension. Where else would I be?" May He bless all true believers, and may we join KeK in eternity
Kek needs repeating digits
if do0bs all previous blessings from kek are hereby annulled.
>>81584221
Do it please Lord kek
RNC gonna be a warzone
>>81584295
Mehmet you failed.
If duubs Mehmet will feel KeK's wrath today.
Only the purest of hearts and the strongest of faith are blessed by the Almighty KeK. May his blessings and repeating digits rain down upon us forever more. Praise KeK!
>>81584423
shit reroll
The US will nuke Turkey. Praise Kek
>>81584221
>>81584340
It won't happen. Friendly reminder that imaginary friends are for children.
>>81584295
Lucky megmed. KeK just spared you.
Oh Lord Kek I am but a humble anon in your glory. Will you bless me with repetitive digits?
>>81581946
> speaking for KeK
> not having repeating digits
FAKE PROPHET
Stop this at once! You fools, KEK will destroy us all!!!
>>81584477
He has given you a sign. Will you repent?
LORD KEK! are those in attendance of the RNC in danger? Will there be an attack and attempted assassination attempt on Donald Trump? HEAR MY CRY OH GOD OF CHAOS AND LIGHT!
Crucify the false prophet!
>>81584477
Kek gave you 77 to prove that he exists. He just invalidated your post. Repent, and you may yet be given forgiveness by our great lord
>>81584591
Fucking morons.
>>81581946
I'm deeply sorry my Lord Kek. I wish to repent my sins and give you the rarest pepe known to man.
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81581946
What do you call the followers of Kek?
Kek is real and he is in this thread right now
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81584631
LORD KEK STRIKE THIS NORMIE DOWN
>>81584631
You have chosen to ignore his blessing and you will suffer the consequences.
I emplore thee oh holiest of memes, oh bringer of happenings and magic moments. Show this infidel your power!
>>81584694
Kekists. Our priests are called Pepes
Praise keek!
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81584767
You guys are so cute with your imaginary friends. Seek help.
>>81584812
Pepe be upon you, brother.
>>81584694
Kektholics
>>81584767
That is no normie, but an extrodinormie from Reddit.
Sacrifice him to keek!
>>81581946
Praise Kek, the great one. Please bless me Kek,
>>81581946
>Not even getting dubs
>Thinking you are a messenger of kek
>>81581946
Kek = Baal = Baphomet = Satan..
>stop this
>>81584991
PRAISE KEK HEATHEN SCUM
>>81583666
PRAISE LORD KEK: KEKU AKBAR!
>>81584864
lurk forever
>>81585239
Kill yourself.
>>81582911
>>81583666
HOLY SHIT
THANK YOU KEK
>>81585288
I mean this, first day on 4chan?
>>81585288
Kek speaks through you again
Listen to him
Sometimes i just feel lost i just feel no matter what i'll do even if i thrive socialy or economicaly in this decadent society the west still will be going down... thus i choose to offer what i can to kek, may he witness our suffering
>>81585429
So does your care taker let you use the computer? Or did they step out? You clearly shouldn't be left alone.
It's a beautiful day today, don't you agree?
>>81583666
WITNESS ME
Kek tell me if we are getting nuclear war soon
>>81585587
His blessings will come in time
I fear our Lord has forsaken us...
Bless me o great one.
>>81585666
OH FUCK
>>81585512
Lord Kek is my caretaker, so kek it be
>>81585633
Has kek started the fire ?
BLESS THESE DIGITS, OR NOT
T
F
O
>>81585666
Fear not holy trips
>>81584631
BE PREPARED
>>81583666
PRAISE KEK!!!!
>>81585633
KEK'S will shall manifest. Patience anons, patience.
>>81581946
PRAISE KEK
>>81585795
Indeed kek wills a new world
>>81581946
praise kek
Remember that Kek demands not only double digits but a steady offerings of the holy digit 8!
There's been two 666s in this thread... lads...be careful what you wish for.
>>81585787
>>81585809
You ever wonder why people look at you funny in public? This is why.
>>81581946
KEK, PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE OFFERING OF [spoiler]singles :^)[/spoiler]
>>81585874
This is offensive to kek
>>81581946
Praise Kek, I will serve you anyway I can.
>>81585956
Nuke war now
Inforgraphs on Kek?
You guys realize his other name is Kuk, right?
Quads of God, Jesus and the holy spirit
>>81583666
Praise kek
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81585965
If someone has been looked at that way all their lives, how would they know it's a funny look?
>>81581946
Glory be to kek
>>81583666
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
>>81585368
Come in here we need to settle this.
>>81585666
...and so KEK has taken the wheel.
>"And the servants of Kek shall proclaim on the sacred networks and channels his magnificent victory."
>"And all who had opposed Kek would tremble with fear at his power, knowing not that it was he who caused the happening but rather in their confusion and anguish wouldst lay blame at the feet of those who had ruled them."
>"And in that time, there would be rivers of blood pouring out of the highest offices in the world." -KEK 32:3-5
I offer these digits as tribute, my lord.
double digits and all kecks go back to flebbit
Multiple KEK threads happening now! There will be at least two happenings this week. KEK wills it!
>>81586096
Explains the lack of social skills
>>81586177
WITNESSED!
>>81585898
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81581946
by the power of Kek dubs i callest thou a faggot
>>81586161
Double 61s. What does a double double-digit imply? What does KEK teach of such things?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DcmnCEYtslHc&ved=0ahUKEwjW5bekkv3NAhWEPj4KHcm5ByAQtwIIIjAB&usg=AFQjCNHG4ZZf88KiRCDSv9qg0DZye4o_qA&sig2=DyQFzv1XnTZz2HAq1FIWogCan you feel it, Mr Krabs?
>>81585728
>>81584108
>>81583948
>>81585898
>>81585968
Remember that 8 is the holy single digit!
>>81586177
And his will shalt be done.
>>81585956
I wish for World War 3
>>81584459
>3 of them is now considered some sort of get-or-getlike achievement
No
>>81585956
Can i wish for a race war!
>>81583422
Kek wills it
>>81586368
>>81586222
KEK IS FUCKING GIVING YOU TRIPS ON A SILVER PLATTER AND YOU DARE TEMPT HIS WRATH!!!??!?
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>81586222
>>81585666
>>81583777
>>81583666
It's happening.
>>81583666
Praise KEK
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/wWLk0wE.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>81581946
Kek digits confirm TrumPence for the win
You guys don't actually believe in kek right? You do know he's just a joke right? Right?
>>81586222
PRAISE HIM
>>81586039
Get?
>>81586549
Fuck kek. Friendly reminder that imaginary friends are for children
>>81586642
TREROOL
Kek is with Hillary
>>81586620
Do you not see the meme magic how could it not be real!!
>>81583666
HAIL KEK!
Lord of the Eternal Basement, ravisher of Normies and beholder of Neetery.
Praise to you, chaotic Lord of all!
>>81581946
Oh great Kek, what will be our happening for today, will the war begin? Please share your wisdom with your deciples.
>>81585956
Come now doctor, now is not the time for fear.
That comes later.
>>81586620
>lord kek
>joke
>>81585898
kek is pleased
REPENT, ALL YE LELLERS AND PRAISE KEK IN HIS ALMIGHTY GLORY
HE WILL MAKE THE WEST GREAT AGAIN
>>81585956
Tell us kek new terrorist attack?
How long can our love of KEK last?
Remember ebola chan? That died slowly but still died
Our love for KEK must be ETERNAL
>>81586691
Kek will kill hillary
>>81584477
>>81585288
>>81586222
I can't believe you >>81586661
are still alive... Kek works in mysterious ways, he must see something special in you that I cannot fathom...
Y-you.. are the chosen one.
Praise him.
>>81586691
Kek is not amused with your heresy! Be prepared for his holy judgement
>>81586788
Oh my kek...
Praise kek
>>81582911
>>81582999
>>81583200
>>81583422
>>81583666
>>81583777
>>81583966
>>81585666
Blessed are those who believe.
Slava kek!
What's a kek?
>>81586661
You will regret that heathen
the sad thing is that this thread is what [s4s] would be if it had not turned into a pre-school for the five posters who still go there.
>>81586848
PRAISE KEK!!
And Praise his chosen prophet!!!!
Recursive identical numbers
>>81586977
HAHA! Good one kek.
>>81586788
>And all thyne doubts came to be shattered by the divine light of meme magic
>>81586977
Our God and our life follow us brother into eternal glory
>>81586977
A GOD THAT HAS JUST BLESSED YOU
>>81586880
Maybe you're starting to see through the delusion. Friendly reminder that imaginary friends are for children.
Bless KEK
A musical offering to you I bring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4
>>81586977
some sort of cupcake that somehow was a translation of lol in a video game or a porn movie, I forget which.
>>81582911
PRAISE KEK
>>81587066
Thy will be done upon the heathen.
WE LOVE YOU KEK!
>>81583666
How come this particular image always invokes trips? Does it please our lord that much?
>>81586983
Kill yourself.
postin real kek's for all you heathens
>>81587120
This is how Koreans laugh in Starcraft
>>81586989
Do not speak ill off the sacred lands heathen! They have ascended to a higher plane of memerey that un-enlightened cannot even comprehend! To one that lacks the certification, it simply looks like they are children, posting about cute animals and smug anime girls ironically, but the truth is this; They have transcended our memes and their layers of irony have gone past safe limits, and have looped back around to the purest forms of innocence. They are the true prophets of kek!!!!!! PRAISE HIM!
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81587224
it is how kek wishes to appear to us
... for now
>>81587000
witnessed, my brother
PRAISE KEK
>>81587274
thank you sir.
have some genuine kek
>>81581946
Praise Kek!
Kek's divine mandate is to cleanse the earth of normies in a blinding fire
>>81587190
We love you Kek!
praise the mighty Kek
>>81587066
AND YOU!
>>81581946
fuck off fag, and take your shit religion with you.
>>81587230
Kek gave you a chance to be enlightened but you have failed his tests... You shouldn't have done that, normo.
>>81581946
GLORIOUS KEK ! I GIVE YOU MY RAREST PEPE !
Dear Kek
I thank you for blessing us on this board. Please turn your glorious eyes of mercy to the UK and ensure the preservation of the white race on this island. PRAISE KEK
>>81587312
YOU CANNOT EVEN KEK FONT SO STFU AND GTFO NOW!
>>81583666
HE IS HERE !!!!! HE IS IN THIS THREAD !
Kek will return soon, to bring forth the greatest of happenings, and to guide the true believers into the great beyond, to live in eternal peace.
>>81587658
It would seem I am unworthy. I shall fall in the fires of the Great Happening.
>>81587567 You know I've heard those with autism can lead pretty normal lives now-a-days. Living proof right here. Remember don't lick the moniter
>>81586620
Meme-Magic or KEK god is another way of calling magic of chaos, of course it's real, and we shall praise to KEK.
>>81583666
Lord Kek here my prayers
Reminder that this is the only church eternally blessed by Kek. This is the group chosen to wrote the Kekronomicon
>>81583666
Praise KEK
>>81583666
Praise KEK!
>>81587120
>>81587628
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE ORIGINAL USE OF KEK CAME FROM< DO YOU!?!!!? YET YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE! HOW DARE YOU!!!! PURGE THIS FALSE PROPHET FROM OUR BOARD KEK, GIVE UNTO ME DUBS OF TRUTTHHH!
>>81587754
>inb4 succession wars to determine which group is worthy enough to write the Kekronomicon
Praise kek
>>81587722
PRAISE HIM!
Only the Anointed can speak for the God of Meme Magic
>>81583666
Praise KEK
GLORIOUS KEK !!
I GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE FUNNIEST MEME THAT LITERALLY HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 45 MINUTES STR8 AND WOKE UP EVERYONE IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING !
>>81587722
Praise be to Lord Kekon. Praise be!
Last two numbers of my roll represent how many days are left until the next big happening
PRAISE HIM
More happenings please Lord KEK
>>81587900
KEK HAS SPOKEN PREPARE YOURSELF MY BROTHERS PRAISE KEK
>>81587900
>>81587799
>>81587900
well fuck
Praise be to Kek, the bringer of light and destroyer of normies.
Oh mighty Kek! I offer you these repeating digits in your name! Praise Kek!
>>81587969
TODAY
O
D
A
Y
Friendly reminder that imaginary friends are for children
>>81587900
FUCKING ROMANIA WHY DID YOU INCUR THE WRATH OF KEK!? YOU HAVE STARTED SOMETHING THAT YOU CANNOT STOP! YOU HAVE TO ROLL AGAIN FOR WHAT COUNTRY IT WILL HAPPEN IN!
>>81588111
>Says regular Christian General lurker
>>81588111
also noice
>>81588111
He has given you another blessing, just let him into your soul and everything will make sense to you...
>>81587190
WE LOVE YOU KEK
>>81588111
THIS IS A SIGNAL
KEK IS NOT IMAGINARY
THE DIGITS CONFIRM IT!
>>81581946
>No digits
You tried
>>81588111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity
