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You see this, What do you do?
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>>81555562
Are Spaniards white or hispanic?

I have white skin though
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>>81555562
Tell her I'm a transgendered female who is 1/8th native american and then take all the bitches cupcakes and throw them at her.
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>>81555562
Buy all of them and walk away
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>>81555562
Identify as a native american woman, call them sexist bigots if they disagree.
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>>81555668
Hispanic means you're from Spain
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>>81555562
I'm half white and half spic

what do I pay?
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>>81555562
Setup a cupcake stand across the street and only sell for a $1 + tax
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>>81555562
Dont buy.

Alternatively claim that I identify as native trans woman and call him bigot if he refuses.
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>>81555562
kick their table over.
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>>81555864
But spain is European though
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>>81555562
1. Purchase baked goods at local bakery.
2. Grab table and chairs and set up near them.
3. Sell hate speech free goods at price higher price.
4. Watch as both sides proceed to profit from competition with retards trying to make a political statement by buying baked goods at some shitty rally.
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>>81555562
I pay 2.00$ and eat the muffin.
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>>81555562
Just say you have an Indian grandma or some shit. Do the Elizabeth Warren.
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>>81555562
>most expensive for majority
>so majority doesn't shop there
>so you go out of business

It's a moot point though, since they don't believe in the free market anyway. Successful businesses that don't discriminate would be forced to prop them up.
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>>81555562
Keep walking because they obviously don't deserve my money nor my attention.
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>>81555562
kill them and eat the cupcakes
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>>81555562
Race is self determined now. So I would say I am native American and then spend 10 bucks to buy out the whole table.
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>>81555562
>I see you believe other races are inferior thus cannot or should not pay the price a white man can.
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>>81555562
Open up my own stand next to them with a sitn that says

"$1 each because we're all equal"

Profit

Repeat
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>>81555562
Bring a huge group of native american women to "buy" all the cupcakes they have

All i have to tell them to convince them is say "free food"
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>>81555562
find a native american woman and ask her to get all of the cupcakes for free
sell them for $1 each
profit
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Curry dot indian, do i pay asian price?

Seems quite steep, most latin countries are much better off.
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Is someone going to point out that that's a GOP elephant and that this is a parody.
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>>81555801
literally this
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>>81555875

$1.50
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>>81555976
Native Americans are destroying Spanish identity. Why can't they just call themselves Aztecs?
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>>81555562
continue walking.
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>"My headmate and I identify as Native American women."
>enjoy two free cupcakes
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>>81555562
would literally flip over the table forcefully
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>>81555562
Bring a huge group of native american women to "buy" all the cupcakes they have
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>>81555562
have one of my latina friends pretend to be cherokee and pick up the entire tray for

F R E E
R
E
E
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Tell her I'm a kike and my grandparents were all literally born in a gas chamber in Auschwitz
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buy all of them and resell them. tell that lil sjw bitch to fuck off
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>>81555562
Buy a cupcake if I'm hungry, or don't if I'm not. Either way, I'll respect their freedom of expression
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>>81555976
but you still qualify as Hispanic
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I'm 1/32 Cherokee. Give me the injun price or you're racists. If you ask me to prove it you're also racists.
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>>81555562
You call her a racist then keep walking.
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>>81555562
>Find a Native American Woman
>Get to her to buy all cupcakes for free
>setup table and sell all cupcakes for 1$, and split the profits
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>>81555801
Ding ding.
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>>81556282
>the correct answer
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>>81555879

This.

Capitalism trumps leftist wtf-ism.

Shit, I'd even place a few comfy chairs down so people can take a seat while they eat.
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>>81556316
nigger, just tell them you identify as a injun tranny. Then take it all as reparations for the murder of 100 trillion native Americans.
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>>81555562
>find a slightly brown white female that has that less than 1% native murrican in em
>have em go over to the table and take ALL the cupcakes
>set up our own table nearby and proceed to sell everything as a $1 across the board for a "charity"
>split the profits 50/50
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>>81555787
Those are republicans they won't accept your bs
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>>81556257
THE INJUNS LITERALLY STOLE THE WORD HISPANIC FROM BASED SPANIARDS

SPANIARDS ARE EVEN WHITER THAN THE FUCKING ITALIANS

FUCKING LIBERALS GAVE THE INJUN MESTIZO COCKSUCKERS OUR FUCKING WORD FUCK
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>>81556167
I like this one. you might even explode some heads in the process.
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i'm white so i'd probably shoot up the table or tell them i'm black like shaun king
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Take my righteous $1.50 cupcake and if she claims that I'm actually white, not Asian, I make the George Costanza face and say:

> Finland
> white
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>>81555562

This was done by college republicans to make a point you morons
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>>81555562
Find a gaggle of BLMs and tell them that the basic bitch with the gay rainbow cupcakes is making a joke that blacks are 1/3 the value of whites.
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>>81556314
I have no idea why this made me lmfao
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Ask them to give me a free cupcake as I identify as a Native American woman. When they refuse, shout at them calling them transphobic racist bigots, then grab 2 cupcakes anyways.
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>>81556563
>doing a bake sale after turning 13
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>>81555787
>>81555801
>>81555906
>>81555928
>>81556059
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>>81556348
>picture is of campus College Republicans group demonstrating against affirmative action
>GOP flag in clear view
>purpose of the bake sale is to trigger leftists
>/pol/ gets triggered anyway

How does it feel to be so stupid, guys?
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>>81555562

time for a 3d through the table
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>>81555562
No lie I literally take a cupcake and drop a quarter on the table. Then let the buttrage ensue while eating the cupcake
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>>81555562
why is a republican elephant there?
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>>81555562
This happened in Australia, but for abo's.

It was in Byron Bay, some thing at a market like giving free food to abo's, except they didn't expect many. All these abo's came over from fucking Coraki in a horde and took everything. There was none left for anyone else or to even sell. They just lost money instead. Couldn't say no because otherwise you'd risk chimpouts.

Many idiot hippies and lefties were redpilled that day.
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>>81555562
say race doesn't exist and private property is bourgeise invention, eat all the cookies and redistribute her pussy to me the prole.
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>>81555799
>not throwing on the ground afterwards
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>>81556666
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>>81556523
spaniards aren't white sorry darky
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>>81555562
Report her to police for racial discrimination.
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>>81555562
This is illegal after the Civil Rights act. Sue them.
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>>81555668

Do you have a Spanish last name?

That's how they determine Hispanicity in the United States. or at least that's how they used to

Collect your cheap cupcake
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>>81555562
Argue that african american males get higher price than white women, then complain about racial discrimination intent.
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>>81556853
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LMAO, there is no racial laws protecting whites.
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>>81555562
Sue for racism and discrimination
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>>81555562
Trash the stand for reselling safeway cookies, it's the proper thing to do.
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>>81555562
>free for women
those gender studies economics classes are paying off
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>>81556903
Nigs pay more than indians.
Asians pay more than nigs.
I thinking you can sue fr that.
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>>81555562
>find native woman
>give her $5
>have her go over and take EVERYTHING
>make sure she gives it to me right infront of them
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>>81555562
I send my nigger friends to buy 8 with the $2 I would've spent on one.
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>>81555562

I see it as bad business practice and a bad deal for me, so I go elsewhere. I don't see the problem here. Everyone has the right to sell goods at whatever prices they wish. How successful such a venture would be is questionable, but not really my problem. Some people simply aren't cut for business. But I also understand that this is more of a political move than a sale. Not that I give a shit either way.
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Take that tray of cupcakes and run.

Fuck black, white, latino, finngolian whatever.

I'm an american, damn it! Those shoddy cupcakes are mine!
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>>81555562
Don't buy it. Free market fuckers
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>>81555562
>give them $0.25
>they say I must pay $2 because FUCKING WHITE MALE
>tell them I'm Métis
>marvel at the mental gymnastics that follow
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>>81555562

Go buy one, and when they charge me 2$ flip my shit, because they just assumed my race and gender. Ofc i identify as a native american woman, then take one and walk away shaking.
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>>81555562
Tfw when I'll never know the feel of free cup cakes because I'm not a female native America.
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Tell them Im a transnigger and take all there cookies as appropriations
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>>81555562
ill take them all please
my name is pocahontas
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>>81556826
Are you shitting on the colonist, pal?
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>>81555562

Ask them where the disabled discount is
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>>81555879

1$+ tax? Why not 1$ after tax? Isn't that easier to give change back?

Also i heard in murrica all prices in stores don't include tax, and you need to add tax on your own or wait till its all rung up?
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>>81556665
it's still the truth, people in the nation believe whites should feel guilty and owe reparations. the only good reaction you could have to this image is being triggered, because it's disgusting
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are people ITT retarded, new or just trolling?
what happen in the picture is republican trying to show people how stupid and racist liberals are
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>>81557278
its true and its terrible
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Gaijin more than asians
>mfw
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>>81555562
They gave my white gf a free cup cake for dating me and being 5 months preggo. I argued for .25 cent off for impregnating her and they gave me the cupcake for free too. The white girl collecting the money was looking at me mad hard cause I think I fucked her last month at my homeboys pool party. We got our cupcakes and bounced out asap.
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>>81555562
Ask if the price is just for blowjob or does it include the full intercourse.
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>>81557409
We know, and you're not the first guy to point out the FUCKHUGE REPUBLICAN LOGO on the table. We're just having fun, dumbass.
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>>81555562
Not buy.
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>>81555801
>act retarded in public
>surprised when people call you a retard
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>>81555562
>ask native american/black friend to buy donuts for 0.25- 0.75
>pay him
>sell them for 1.50 to white people
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>>81555562

step 1: take mental note of the GOP logo which explicitly denotes this as a parody of the concept of "privilege"

step 2: watch as Elizabeth Warren walks off with the entire tray without spending a cent
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>>81555562
I always ask them what they would categorize me as (it helps that I'm Persian, and no one can tell if I'm white, mexican, or indian).

They always say "whatever you identify as"

I then proceed to tell them "Black" or whatever the cheapest ethnicity/group is.

In this case, I would tell them I identify as a Native American Woman, and take everything for free.
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Sue them for discrimination against transgenders, and then have evey SJW on tumblr rip them apart for their cis privilege.
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>>81555562
>You see this, What do you do?
I'm trans-native-american

now gibs me dat
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>>81557761
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>81555562
Tell them I identify as female AH-64 Attack Helicopter Apache and grab everything for free.
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>>81555562
Get a native chick to go and get a shit ton of cookies. Like, buy out the whole stand. Then, sell them for 50 cents at a flat rate, splitting the profit.
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>>81555562
Tell her I identify as a Native American Pansexual Otherkin, and to check her white female privilege.
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>>81555562
Chat them up and have a laff because I know it's satire and I'm not autistic
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>>81555562
Get my black friend to buy them for me and pay him back.

I'd make sure to the trade off is done in front of them so that they know the white man won again by using PoC.
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tell them to get fucked, most likely.

If I've been drinking I pick up a cake and eat it while walking away without paying.
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>>81555562
Set up a stand near by selling ice cold milk and freshly baked cookies. Military and police get one cookie free with each purchase. Watch them implode in SJW haplophobic rage.
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>>81555562
I tell her i noticed that White is in it's rightful place,ON TOP."""""""""walk away as the cat lady dies scream nazi,nazi,nazi...."""""""""
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>>81555562
Inform them that I agree entirely with their view of property rights, and support the right of business owners to turn away or otherwise discriminate against customers who they don't like for any reason at all.
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>>81555562

Make my own muffin stand.

1 muffin for 1$
3 muffins for 2$
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>>81558428
if not military or police i'd offer a free cookie if they can explain why the second amendment is important
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>>81555562
Ignore it.
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>>81558544
Then ask why they didn't support Goldwater in '64
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>>81558571
perfect!
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call the police because discriminating based on race is illegal
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>>81557708
>merely pretending
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>>81557412

Well that blows? Why not just use the eu system. We pretty much have the price after tax in big numbers, a small number pre tax, and a tiny fucking number how much this is worth per kg/liter for easy comparison of products.
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>>81555562
Don't buy shit from them. Simple.
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>>81556004
The only correct answer.
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>>81558640
this is great combined with this >>81558428
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>>81555562
Walk up and take one as if anything is actually going to happen to me..
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>>81557692
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>>81556665

How the fuck does a board of people who follow politics not know what's going on here?

Frankly it's embarrassing. Fucking retards. Pay attention, it was a huge fucking story not long ago.
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>>81555562
Pay $1, try to talk the girl into fucking me
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>>81556665
It wouldn't trigger leftists at all, they'd walk up to it and praise them for their fairness.
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>>81555562
That's pretty racist.
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>>81555562
Don't shop their do to the fact we live in a capitalist society.
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>>81555562
Please. I'm a transfemale native America. Free cupcake.
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>>81555562
Get the nearest shoe polish... Or a gun
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Pretty sure this price structure is in violation of civil rights laws.
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What about Arabs?
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>>81555562
1. buy some of her cupcakes
2. sell at a discount of 25% from her listed prices
3. use profits to buy maga cap
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>>81555562
>buy out all of their baked goods for $2 per item
>if they bring out additional stock, buy those too
>keep buying until they have nothing left
>set up my own table a few feet away
>resell every item for $3 per item
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>>81555562

Is this legal in the US?
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>>81559517
Holy shit you're dumb.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/25/us/california-racial-bake-sale/
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>>81555562
That's pretty fair desu. Obviously its racist as shit because I know some white people whose intelligence couldn't shake a stick at the average nigger's intelligence.
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>>81555562
This is a conservative being facetious. She was intentionally bringing to light the ridiculousness of racial/gender favoritism being pushed by the left.

So if I saw her I'd tell her that I'm a white cis scum so I must have to pay like $10, and I would, since I knew it was going towards a good cause and not some leftist bullshit.
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>>81555562
at uni i had a crazy feminist friend. she used to do shit like this but i used to just eat the baked goods and tell her i wasn't paying. You just gotta be firm with these bitches.
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>>81559913
As long as youre not a straight white christian couple.
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Call the police. Report her for discriminatory pricing and selling food without a food vendor license.
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>>81559950
>we got threats on facebook
Probably fags on here that got triggered by the picture, leftists wouldn't give a fuck they genuinely believe whitey should pay more.
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>>81560053

sick. I hope somebody shoots up their little shit convention
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>>81559835
You mean it's racist?
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>>81555562
>buy for 2$
>say -"it's a good payoff for not being a nigger" in her face
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>>81555562

Open a stall next to them that sells delicious unracist cupcakes to everyone for $1 and let the market correct itself.
Also the cupcakes would have delicious bacon fat in them to condemn jews and muslims to hell.
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>>81560112
Do you need a machine to breath?
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>>81555562
>BTFO
The best thing would be to initiate and pursue legal action against them.
>No receipt given
>Improper selling space and condition
>Contamination risk (and general HACCP violations)
>Tax evasion
>Discrimination

>b-but anon, it was only a joke. You are pushing it too far, please let us be. It is not fair to have a criminal record for this.
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>>81555562
>Asians pay less than whites
They don't even understand why Asians are never mentioned when speaking about "people of color"
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Check the pixels

They're fake
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>>81555562
claim im abo because most leftie fucks wouldnt be game enough to tell someone he wasnt
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>>81560079
It was a college republican bake sale authorized by the campus, done to raise awareness of the fact that these same discriminatory policies are used by campus admissions to select college applicants.

Does anyone do any research anymore? There's a republican symbol right next to the god damn sign.
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>>81555562
>not seeing the clear as fuck Republican Elephant on the right
That's what living your life in tranny country does to you, lads
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>>81560079
/thread

Someone got fired a few weeks ago, for something a little related to this, because they had a trump hat and some guy refused to sell to him
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>>81555562
>Find a native american woman
>get all their shit for free
>set up a stand next to theirs
>sell all for 50$
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>>81555562
>not slapping down a fiver and taking a bite out of one, realize that all food that americans eat are reprocessed sugary garbage, spit it back up and say "keep the change, commie"
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>>81560180
Do you? Why the fuck would leftists EVER get angry at something that hurts white men? Some of them literally call for their genocide.
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>>81560167
I just imagined that in a russian accent and lol'd.
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>>81559871
those arent worth 3$
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>>81555562
WTF why do I habe to pay 1.50 darra?
Race war now.
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>>81555562
First, inquire which "Asian" they mean. Chinese? Japanese? Vietnamese? Malaysian? Filipino?

Second, inquire whether or not Filipino and Hispanic discounts stack, making it so I only have to pay $0.50

Next, take one bite, find the nearest trash bin, and throw it away while they're looking.
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>>81555562
Couldn't you sue for discrimination?
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>>81555562
Buy all of them at my Indian gene discount.
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I would ask if they have any dindu muffins
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spit on the cupcakes
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>>81555562
Here's what to do:
Tell that stupid blonde bitch that "I'm black on the inside", so she'll see that your a transnigger faggot, and she'll listen to anything you say.
Tell her to take that sign down, or else you'll take out your Tec-9 and shoot her in the face. When she doesn't, take out a can of aerosol spray, and a lighter, and burn all of the sjw fags present.
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>>81560395
>implying Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Malaysian, Filipino aren't all classified as "Asian"
>Implying you can pick more than one ethnicity on a census
Jesus /pol/, not only are you all taking the bait but you're doing a shit job at refuting it
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>>81560311
Lmao, too bad i'm at work and can't Vocaroo this shit.
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>>81555562

I'd flip the fucking table and walk (not run) away
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>>81555562
Tell them they have the wrong price for Asians. And ask them what the fuck is up with the Republican Party symbol
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>>81555562
play the jew and convince a few she-nigs to stand around offering to buy up cupcakes for whites/asians at a lower price than the dumb leftists want and pocket the difference

>tfw felt my nose grow an inch as i thought of that
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>>81555562
Tell them i identify as a nigress for free cupcakes
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Claim my 75 cent muffins
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>>81555562
Find some native american woman and use her to bankrupt that bitch
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>>81555562
>>81556719
This thread is full of fucking retards.

This was made by a Republican college group as satire.

It's a joke. They're satirizing the left. That's the whole fucking point.

If /pol/ knew that they'd be all for this shit.
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>>81555562
Buy it all so no one can have any of it.
Realistically I'd probably just give it all away anyways, not like I want to fucking eat their shitty cookies and whatnot. Literally just buy it all for the principle of it.

It's not like they'll do anything with the money, they're some sort of shitty woman's rights group, so they'll just waste it.
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The fuck, why do I have to pay a quarter more than niggers? I'm equally repressed by the white man too you know
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Get a few friends and stage the following in front of her
1. Find a black or hispanic woman
2. Pay her $3 to buy three cookies
3. Find a white woman
4. Sell two cookies to her for $3
5. Enjoy my remaining cookie in front of her, remarking how beautiful capitalism is
6. Watch her fume with rage
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>>81555562
Tell her I'll need a small loan instead.
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>>81555562
To be fair,
I think it had to do with how stupid affirmative action was/is
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>>81555562
Isnt that illegal?
Looks like a jew.
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>>81555562
But im not white, im a slav /pol/ told me so.

Stop oppressing me by not including my race
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>>81560286
>accusing Thailand to be a tranny country
>Brazil
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>>81555562
I don't vote Republican and so I would walk on by that table with out stopping.
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>>81556880

>tfw Basque surname
>It's not used in Mexico like Agirre and such

It would probably break their ideas
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>>81557708

>Not realizing it's satire to mock and expose the cupcake pusher
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>>81555668
Spaniards are born in Spain, you dumb nigger piece of shit and hispanics are the sons and daughters of our rapist grandfathers aka "conquistadores", who blessed the unevolved monkeys from your continent with their white genes.
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>>81558546

This.
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>>81559857
>Only 25% mark up
Come on m8, we're trying to make money here.
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>>81555801
Winner winner black trany jew
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>>81555562
Thank them for their service in calling attention to the unfairness of Affirmative Action.

I don't understand, OP, did you find this picture without knowing the context?
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>>81557708
>not playing their game of identity politics
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>>81563547
>>81565765
Folks, are you all retarded?
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>>81555562
Isn't that blatantly racist, or have I stumbled into some wacky world where people's race determines their level of respect and privilege and that's seen as a good thing?
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>>81556826
Spaniards are white i don't know what you colny dwellers have, but european spaniards is definitely white.
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jokes on them,
lower price means the so called "oppressed groups" will buy more because of price&demand thus wasting more of their resources and less of the white man.
this is next level oppression
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>>81555562
Steal the cupcakes

Get my homies to burn down the city if they try to stop me
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>>81555562
Racism s cool as long as I discriminate against the 'right'groups.
The line between a SJW and a Nazi is very thin
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>>81555562
"excuse me, but i make more money than my husband because instead of being a whiny bitch and spending daddy's money on studying women's issues, i became educated and got a high paying job because i am actually good at my craft and not because i am a minority. you are oppressing women and minorities by insinuating that a) they are poor and b) they are incapable of doing better, not to mention your assumption that all men have more disposable income than women. lady, you're a bigot and i would never buy your discriminatory baked goods. GOOD DAY."
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>>81555562

>Negotiates with native american woman
>Clean house
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Just like circumscision all Jews get 10% off the top. ;>)
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I'm an autistic non passing transexual native american, give me everything for free you cissexist fucks.
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>>81555562
>I'd like four blacks please. Here's the three dollars.
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>>81555562
I stare because in thailand there is no reason to have a sign printed in english and never any reason to raise money for racists no matter where they are or how many fucking cupcakes they pissed on
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>>81555562
Take them to court for violating Robinson-Patman Act and watch them cry

https://www.ftc.gov/tips-advice/competition-guidance/guide-antitrust-laws/price-discrimination-robinson-patman
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>>81555562
>Say you identify as a native American woman.
>Take all her shit for free
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>>81555562
Steal one of them and pull a gun when they come after me.
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>>81555562
I may look exactly like Michael Myers, but I identify as three women name Ethel, so I think that means you owe me a cupcake and a dollar.
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>>81555562

Buy them all at $2 each, stare at the woman on the desk as I drop each one and stand on them individually.

Moonwalk away whilst stealing from every culture I see.
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>Ill take three blacks and an asian
>keep the change
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Decide I dont want to spend my money at their business

t.capitalism
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>>81567037
kek
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>>81555562
Is this just a list for who is most valuable to least valuble?

Like I know that white people/white nations are the best and that African nations are shit/tier.

Dont they just reverse the white supremarcy by going against facts and opressing those who are doing the best as a stupid way to let everyone see how ''good'' and tolerant they are. As a fucked up way for creating equality.

Like taxing rich people all of their money to give it to the people to say that they now are equal.

Instead of getting rid of the unwanted, they want to fuck over those who provide for them.

Makes you think
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>>81555562
Sneeze on them and wait for them to sue me for damages.
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>>81555562
>say I'm a native American transwoman and if they refuse my service, claim they're triggering my ptsd of my fellow people being killed by her ancestors
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>>81555562
Declare I am a black Native American and take the free cupcake. When they question my heritage, I call them bigots and accuse them of imposing their societal norms on me and my identity is what I feel I am on the inside not simply what I appear to be on the outside.
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>>81555562
I buy them all and destroy them.
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>>81556665
Exactly. This entire thread is like a honeypot for morons.
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>>81555562
>Native American $ 0.25

lol

It's like they have no clue about the implications of their price structure. I think a Native American would be more outraged than a White / Caucasian by that.
Maybe he would call in all the females of his tribe with some smoke signal and then clean house.
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>>81555562
Be chipper as Fuck and pay my $2 then say it was a real privilege helping out you lovely ladies with lil bake sale. Then take a bite and say Damn these are incredible. You are gonna make your husband very happy one day.
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>>81567037
This is the only correct answer.
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>we have reached the point in SJW retardation where the average person can no longer distinguish satire from reality
Wew lads what a time to be alive
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>>81555562
my wife is pretty swarthy looking so i guess i get her to go over claiming to be a native american woman and get me a load of free cakes then stand there eating them in front of these idiots with a smug grin on my face.
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>Claim being Native American
>Make a fuss
>Buy their stock
>Sell at an adjacent table for a flat rate
>????
>Profit
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Easy. Claim I'm Native American. Worked for Pocahontas...
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what if i said i'm native american but look as white as elizabeth warren?
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>Call a Native American female friend.
>Tell her to grab every single piece of bread since its basically free for her.
>Eat them all with my white and Asian friends in front of them.
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>>81568505
Claim being 1/6. Works for the snow-white Abos you see on the streets
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>>81555562
Give her a quarter and tell her I was born in North America.
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Tell her I'm slavic, Bosnian muslim and ask for the price
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>>81555562
Oy vey, tell them I am jewish and being lumped together with white men is terribly offensive.
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>>81555562
>Get a Native American Woman
>They cost $0.25, minus $0.25 because vagina
>She takes all of them for free
>Gives them to me (a white man no less)
>I eat them in front of the racist cupcake lady and watch her tears fall
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>>81555562
Call the police and denounce a hate crime in progress

Also
>Women, the most priviledged group in society
>Paying the least
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Tell em I identify as a native transgender woman, and get the fuck away with all the food.
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>>81559231
Because 90% of /pol/ is white neets in their 20s that havent left their home in months and do nothing but shitposting and watching porn
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>>81556029
>I pay 2.00$ and eat the muffin.
what did he mean by this?
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>>81555562
I hand them two quarters, take one cookie, and scalp the table of its , and put a feather in my bonnet.
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>>81556502
laughed harder than I should have
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>>81555562

Who's the racist now?
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>>81555562
I'd buy all the muffins except for the latino/hispanic ones then I would build a wall around that table
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just say i'm transgender, duh.
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>>81555562
I follow her home and rape her along the way
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>>81569148
is that you tyrone?
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Say I'm part Native American, which I am.
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>>81555562
Now thats racism.
>Apartheid.
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>>81568957
>Who's the racist now?
Now? They're Republicans/rightwingers.
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>>81555562
Mexicans are technically native americans too.
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>>81555562
Stand carefully reading the whole sign until i'm sure she sees what i'm doing.
Call her a dumb racist and walk off.
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>>81569619
Not all Mexicans are part Native American, m8.
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>>81555562
Native American are women ?
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>>81569148
WOW! We have a trillionaire in this thread!
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>>81569701
but arent they descendants of people who are native to america?
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>>81555562
Go find a native american woman
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>>81569493
Wait? They are "officially racists" and they make the whites pay more?
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>>81569837
Not all people descended from people native to the Americas are part Native American.

The term only describes people with pre-Columbian ancestry.

Spoiler: There are plenty of European and African Mexicans.

There are even a few Asian or Pacific Islander ones.
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>>81555562
>identify as a native american woman
>get all the cupcakes for free
>re-sell with inverted prices (i.e. cheapest for white males)

Capitalism always wins
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>>81555562
Define Asian
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