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Evolutionary Explanation for Human Penis Size
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I'm starting to believe that women are evolutionarily inclined to selectively choose mates with larger than average sized genitalia. I'm looking at this article here, humans have the largest penises (by a huge margin) out of all the primates by far.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3022925/Why-humans-large-penises-Difference-size-great-apes

Why is that? I'm thinking that, before human's regularly wore clothing, females were able to choose their mate based on their penis size alone, females were sexually selective, ignoring other traits like strength and charisma because to them, being able to orgasm was much more important as human intelligence allowed them to focus more attention on leisure activities like sex. Maybe this is why humans who stayed in warmer climates like Africa, who started to wear clothing later than their northern brethren have a much larger average sized penis than their cold climate cousins.

/pol/, I strongly believe that the whole "women prefer average sized penises" is a modern invention started by the vast majority of men to make sure women don't snub them off for having an average penis.

So please /pol/ let me reiterate, explain to me how in this day and age there is a strongly held belief perpetuated by men and only men that women prefer average dicks when humans have the largest penis size of all primates.

P.S. Before anyone mentions ancient Rome and their love for small penises, remember that that was a male dominate society where anal sex was very prevalent among the upper class and women were not seen as attractive and whose opinion of sexuality was ignored.
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I think women just like the way it feels. Reading anything more into it is pretty retarded famalam.
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Dont reply to shill threads
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>>81539506

>choose

The human penis is shaped like a mushroom because it displaces the sperm of the previous mate.
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That must be why the world record cock holder is white
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>>81539506
What about the head? Vaginas need to be bigger for bigger baby heads so penises have yo be bigger in turn
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>>81539506
Women have and do select for that shit. The human penis is supposedly pretty damn big relative to our body size, compared to other animals.
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>>81539506
I don't think so OP. I think it's probably an evolutionary trait to make sure that when you're done it doesn't immediately flow outward.

I find having a large-ish penis kind of inconvenient. My libido is extreme due to the years of porn that I have enjoyed for years, and my wife gets sore after one go, and usually likes to alternate days.
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>>81540232
Please anon, this isn't about race, this is about women's preference for larger than average penises and how it effected the size of the human penis.
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>>81539506
Are canadians the real enemies of mankind?
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>>81539506
Of course, that is why male humans have a penis ant not a penellis, like all other mammals except a couple of species of bats. It was the novelty of it that attracted females. Of course it helps not to piss in your face when you are walking upright. Don't know about the bats though. The two species that have erections copulate face to face.
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>>81539506
Before humans regularly wore clothing reproduction was entirely determined by which males were strong enough to scare the other males out of trying to mate with their females,
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Your post makes no sense. lets view this from basic survival needs: Food

Women had virtually no way to get food without males in most enviroments.
If you had a bigger dick, but your body was weak there was no point.

When we had to stop hunting 24/7, TECHNOLOGY let women choose from a bigger pool as the way of life started to change.
They aim for food, who had food had power, had means for trade, had protection, etc.

You can where im trying to go

The bigger dick meme, is not a meme, but it's real in a sense that women don't have to worry about such things like food anymore. And when you have no real problems you focus on SJW bullshit or the "ALL THE COCKS BELONG TO ME, BUT ONLY BIG"
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>>81539506

Fact: Men who are obsessed over their penis size may have feelings of inadequacy regardless of actual performance. Like body image problems for anorexic girls.

Fact: Men not too concerned about penis size usually have good sexual performance / relationships with women.
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Women never selected their mates for all of history until extremely recently.
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>>81542107
this
rape is a social construct
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>>81539506
penis size doesnt pass down genetically so I dont see why it would be a genetic advantage. there was an article about it and another saying 80% prefer more girth than length. Google is your friend faggot
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>>81539506
>>81539506

dude it's not a big deal. We live in a civilized society where people where clothes.

We aren't niggers in the fields of Africa lol

even in Ancient Greece and in Renaissance times a small penis was admirable because they thought men with larger dicks were too animalistic and instinct based.

pendulum always swings. Right now some chicks think they want a big dick. The women with actual well raised offspring are the ones who evolution will favor.
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>>81539506
The only race of humans with penis sizes that seem to be growing are blacks. They are also the only race of humans that has such a grossly imbalanced number of children born from rapes and patriarchy.

Conversely, the race with the highest intelligence, the East Asiatics, have very small penises and very low numbers of children born outside wedlock.

What can we conclude from this?
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>>81539506
Anything larger than 7 inches is pointless. You would just hit the back of her womb and that is painful. Also you cant go balls deep with anything larger. Only sloppy milfs with huge cunts can even take anything bigger.
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>>81542709
this is half-true
t. person with experience
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>>81539506
>I'm starting to believe that women are evolutionarily inclined to selectively choose mates with larger than average sized genitalia

Ever heard the term the eyes are bigger then the stomach? That applies to the vagina too. I am extremely well endowed and not just in length but in girth too and I have gone through many girlfriends because we were not sexually compatible. I actually hurt some of them and caused tearing. Ive never had a woman deep throat me or get much past the head. I've never had a woman take all of my cock during sex. Having a huge cock is visually impressive but it's not all its cracked up to be.

I finally found a woman 2 years a go that was comfortable taking my cock. We are getting married in 6mo which makes me happy because I'm tired of the disappointment and having to deal with women that couldn't handle my cock.
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>>81542375
>penis size does not get passed on genetically
I highly doubt that anon. Things like ideas and survival techniques don't get passed on, but body part size and shit do get passed on.
And also, fuck off with that girth shit, I can already tell that you're shilling the "women prefer average sized penises" shit.

>>81542443
>they thought men with larger dicks were too animalistic and instinct
exactly, increasing penis size through evolution happened during that primitive time.

>>81542709
Again, this is a meme perpetuated by guys to convince women that large penises are not as sexually stimulating as an average penis.

Women who haven't been corrupted with the "average size dicks are superior meme" are often shut down by men who call them sluts with huge cunts.

I can tell you by your post alone this is very true.
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>>81539506
Jesus Christ, I've never fallen in love in 9 seconds before.

It is such torture knowing women this gorgeous will always be already taken.
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>>81543616
You cant go balls deep with a huge dick. Sure the girl will think she is taking a big dick but it will only be half way inside.
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>>81539506
>A
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>>81539506
>muh dikk
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>>81544487
That doesn't change the fact that women would still prefer bigger dicks even if they can't fit the whole thing in. It sexually excites them knowing that this colossal rod is fucking them. Again, reason for sexual selection.

I'd like to add, with a long dick, chances are, it's thick as well which is a good reason for women to prefer larger penises, thickness to press against the walls of vagina.
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>>81540030
I have never seen any sort of compelling evidence behind this conclusion.
I asked a biologist at a museum one time and he looked at me like I crazy.
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>>81544864
indeed. All that bbc cuck porn research paid off.
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>>81543071
post cock hot shot. bet you cant. lol
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>>81539506
give her to me. SAOURCEEEEEEEEEE
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>>81545216
And you're trying to convince people that girls don't actually want a 7 inch penis. See what I'm getting at here?
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>>81545390
some jewess in israel
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Most women can't get right measures if their life depended on it.
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>>81542035
Me on the left
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>>81539506
So you created a pseudo-scientific explanation to justify your cuckold fetish? You don't have to tell me, anon. I don't want to know that you let random black guys fuck your wife.
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>>81539506
>females were able to choose their mate
haha I started laughing and couldn't read past this. You thing women got to choose their mate as opposed to having to develop as the visually attractive sex to attract a male who would mate with and care for them? Nah, I don't think so.
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>>81545422
It isn't a compelling issue for them.
I'm sure they add a few inches on anyone if they could, but I highly doubt they'd forsake their life long love for fleeting lust.
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This doesn't make sense because most women cannot handle overly large cocks, sure they look good, but sex with them is painful and awkward; and if you take into consideration that men back then probably didn't give a fuck if the woman was comfortable or not (a cock repeatedly ramming into the cervix is extremely painful), i would imagine most women would actually look for more average sized dicks. Also, penis size has no correlation with things that are good indicators of health and genetic quality, like a handsome face and a strong frame.

TL;DR, shill thread baiting cucks, do not respond
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>>81545422
ok yes some sluts want to have a baseball bat inside them thats true. Im not gonna fuck them.
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>>81539506
>A fucking leaf makes a thread about dick size

Oh gee I wonder what would draw a man to make such a post?
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>>81539506
>I'm starting to believe that women are evolutionarily inclined to selectively choose mates
ahahaaahahahahhhaahahahaa... oh wait your serious ahahahahaahahhaaaahhahaa

women havent had a choice in marriage in a most of human history and probably prehistory. they dont determine shit

its why now that they have choices they just choose money. you could be 1/2 a inch rock hard and have hot bitches grinding all over it
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cuck fetish thread
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>>81539874
My dick is only 7 and a half inches and even this is too large for some woman due to cervical pain. Although, girth seems to be a larger factor as far as what feels good.

Honestly, you can slap your bitch around and rub her clit with your fingers anyway. Most women only cum from clitoral stimulation. NEETs and neckbeards overthink their penis size.
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>Maybe this is why humans who stayed in warmer climates like Africa, who started to wear clothing later than their northern brethren have a much larger average sized penis than their cold climate cousins.

first of all I can't believe someone actually wrote this sentence.

second, clothes don't exist only for warmth, but also to protect against the elements. the first civilizations were born in climates that are hot year round where, theoretically, you could live in the nude. however, since those people were concerned with gathering resources and building a future for mankind, they needed clothes. it's that simple
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It's because as we became bipedal, the womb had to move further up into the body and the penis has to adjust to meet demand.

My only question is why all the smallest average dick-sized countries have all the highest population growth.
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>>81545518
how to i fight for my jewish overlords?
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Side note: Blacks have larger penises because they have to compete with other blacks constantly raping women. Like ducks.
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>>81545822
Women control who gets to fuck them today, I'm sure it was the same back then.

>>81545923
Sexual selection anon. That's the thing, it was back then that I'm talking about, back when what is average today (5.5 inches) was actually above average. And through genetics, that large penis than became the average penis size.

Do you understand evolution at all anon? The average penis wasn't always 5.5 inches.

>>81546237
>women didn't control sex
okay anon, calm down.

>>81546704
no anon, they didn't need clothes to build things.

to the janitors: Pic is not pornagraphic, it's something you'd see in a NatGeo mag.
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>>81546795
Power, charisma, and money became more desirable traits for women as those civilizations progressed.
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The average became the average as a result of evolutionary pressures so it doesn't make sense to say that women (on average) prefer larger than average sized penises.

>Why are our dicks so big?
Maybe penis size coincides with some other trait that is preferable in men like high T.
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leafposting is out of control recently
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>>81539506
but im white and i have a larger penis than niggers

how do you explain that, op faggot?
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>>81547122
>canadian paleoanthropologists
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>>81547110
Women might still prefer above average penises as a sort of legacy vestigial thing?
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>>81546931
> they didn't need clothes to build things.

they literally did, go work construction in the nude and see how that treats you.

you made the assumption that clothes were invented in colder climates where you need them to survive, which is obviously wrong.
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>ezplain to me how in this day and age there is a strongly held belief perpetuated by men and only men that women prefer average dicks when humans have the largest penis size of all primates.
I think you're drawing the wrong conclusions. The genetic disposition for gigantic dongs are not because women seek out giant dongs, it's because giant dongs scooped smaller dongs semen out of womens pussies.

Once people became civilized but not technologically advanced penis size didn't matter, it was about money.

Now that we've reached a level of society where the government can be everyones mom and dad, the sole purpose of interaction with other people is gratification, and now women are actively seeking big cocks, because it doesn't matter who the cock is attached to, women are marrying the government.
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>>81547420
They're building mud huts out of straw and shit, you don't need clothes for that.

Why are you comparing modern construction sites to that?
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>>81539506
These evolutionary theories are hilarious. 15 years ago it's "men are whores, women are prudes" and now it's "women are huge whores". Evolutionary theories are built to fit the contemporary climate, it's all bad memes.

The retards can take this from multiple angles to convince themselves they're right:
1. women used to fuck multiple men in a row, so longer dicks win
2. women chose bigger dicks to the exclusion of everything else because they like big dicks
3. we must have big dicks because we're not supposed to compete over mates
4. dicks are smooth because humans are monogamous(from the article, lolwut in this shit?)

Don't worry though, you're all 100% correct...*roll eyes*
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>>81539506

Your theory is wrong.

Penis and/or testicle size is directly linked to promiscuity of the females in a species.

Gorillas don't need big cocks and balls because they keep their females on a tight leash, and females are generally faithful.

Chimps on the other hand have huge cocks and balls because they are maximum promiscuous.

Humans are closer to Gorillas than Chimps in this case, but the advantage of penis size and ejaculate amount was more marked for us than Gorillas because our women are unfaithful whores no matter what they say.

Now there is no actual link between race and genital size. The only weak link between genital size and anything else is height.

But if you really did believe that niggers have relatively bigger dicks on average, it's because they women are more unfaithful. And Asians have relatively smaller dicks on average because their women are more faithful.
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>>81547773
>*roll eyes*
wow, kill yourself.
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>>81547886
Knew it would get someone mad. Glad it was OP.
>mfw
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>>81546931
>Women control who gets to fuck them today, I'm sure it was the same back then.

Really? For one thing, there wasn't much stopping a man from raping a woman. You probably forgot men are stronger than women, being a leaf and all. For another, I don't feel that women genuinely choose a man. In my experience, you choose a woman and then demand that she chooses you.
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>>81547323
No I meant that prefer big dicks (within a certain limit) because it indicates genetic fitness or something like that.
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>>81542107
This is the correct answer. Rape and arranged marriage did the job. Saging OP.
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>>81546704
>Maybe this is why humans who stayed in warmer climates like Africa, who started to wear clothing later

That's fucking stupid. Clothing came along as soon as we started walking upright. Hats and other shade-providing clothes allowed ancient humans to be active during high noon, where every other animal was asleep under a tree somewhere. We could just pick a nice juicy zebra thigh off a kill temporarily left by a Lion because it was getting two hot for a quadruped.

Clothes are a huge advantage. Not using them is like refusing to use tolls. Only idiots would do this. Idiots and niggers.
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>>81539506
ever fuck a fat ass chick from behind?
there's your answer
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>>81548262

Not just that, but women "choosing" their mates is a very recent thing. For the vast, vast majority of human history, which is an over all very short period compared to the total existence of humans, marriage or its equivalent was arranged by the parents or group. Women never got to chose shit. A few generations of choosing isn't nearly enough time for it to have a notable impact.
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>>81548262
yea, good luck with that anon.

>>81548413
I don't think so, seeing as there are stereotypes of large muscled men and men who ride hummers as having small dicks.

>>81548421
Arranged marriage was a result of civilization, good enough reason for why indian men have small dicks in this day and age.

>>81548498
I don't ever recall seeing an african tribesman hunter wearing large shady hats to hunt in the hot sun. I doubt clothes came when human's became upright.
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>>81539506
Asians
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>>81548872
>I doubt clothes came when human's became upright.

Clothes have been found with the remains of even proto-humans. Which goes to show that niggers aren't even as smart as homo-erectus. Worst hunters too.
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>>81539874
fpbp
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>>81548262
>there wasn't much stopping a man from raping a woman.
There were her brothers, father, uncles and 'husband'. Proto-humans lived in kinship groups with their extended families which protected them from other people as much as it did predators. If rape were the primary sexual selection method then we would not have evolved as a pair bonding species.

>>81548872
>stereotypes
What a solid counterargument.
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>>81539506
Long penis here. It's mostly Hype. Nice for party tricks but other then that it's got some downsides .
Like not being able to enjoy head without finding someone willing to deepthroat and don't expect to ever get the whole thing in without someone crying about a crushed womb.
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if that were true then why are white guys always baby dicked bitches?

checkmate, faggot.
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>>81539506
>The average dick size is 5 - 6 inches
>Every poster on 4chan has a 7.5 inch dick
What does it mean?
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>>81539506

You obviously have a huge "cuck-complex" or just watch too much porn. Go loose your virginity before you start typing faggot.
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>>81539506
No they don't. White women even fuck Asian men more than niggers. Pic related
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>stating the obvious

GUYS I'm starting to believe that peacock females are inclined to selectively choose mates with larger than average sized colorful tailfeathers
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>>81549786
>f rape were the primary sexual selection method then we would not have evolved as a pair bonding species.
Abduction then.
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>>81539506
My dick is a little over 8" and I don't have a girl
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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>>81539506
white boys in suicide watch
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>average dick size is 5-6inches
>yo man i have like a 9in dick w-where da white womenz at

stop lying /pol/
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>>81539506
it's to do with the same changes in hips that allowed humans to walk upright

but 70 replies already so everyone already probably go trolled as fuck so whatever
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>>81539506
How are growers vs showers supposed to fit into this?
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>>81549786
We aren't a pair bonding species.

We are a tourney selection species.
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>>81539506

part of it is due to the fact that in ancient Greek and Rome, smaller cocks were considered more fashionable and more virtuous and civilized.

You can thank the god damned stoics for whites having smaller dicks than blacks on average.
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>>81539506
>penis size matters
Unless you are in the extreme in either direction, this isn't the case. Actual experience and skill matter a lot more in sex than people admit. Anyone can bend some chick over and pound her for a bit, but you actually need to know what the fuck you're doing if you want her to feel pleasure and come back for more.

Women don't have any measurement abilities, anyway. I've had girls tell me that they couldn't believe I was so big when I've got a completely average dick.
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>>81545390
Emma Roberts
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>>81539506
Its m8ney women want.

Money=power=soicialstatus


Women are more simpelmindet one cell bacteria.

/close thread.
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>>81539506
larger flaccid penis size correlates with lower risk of penile mutilation from combat.

kangaroos have retractable testicles for this reason.

this logic doesn't port itself to larger erections though.
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>>81539506

>ITT: leaf tries to scientifically his cuckolding/BBC fetish because he is a trudeauian faggot

SAGE
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>>81556558
>larger flaccid penis size correlates with lower risk of penile mutilation from combat.

You mean higher risk?
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Its all about climate...

Reason whites have smaller dicks, shorter arms, thicker calves, shorter fingers, smaller noses, smaller ears, smaller lips...

It was because the cold would hurt circulation...

blacks have big noses and nostrils because they never had to deal with breathing in stinging cold..

same with dick size.. If you put nigger dicks into the ice age they would have frost bite off easier...

its all climate..
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>>81539506
god shes perfect
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>>81556913
right yeah i got that all backwards. it could also correlate with a lack of needing to radiate heat, (the dick radiates heat)

lot of reasons, like 2 or 3. they dont matter though, sex is more than friction.
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>>81539506
>females were able to choose their mate

let me stop you there friendo.

You're a product of many a thousand of rapes
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4chan confirmed for low IQ inbreds

anyone with half a brain would theorise that women selected for enormous penises because they loosen up the vag making it more bearable for child birthing
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>>81539506

All of you forgot that this Blacks conquer our white pussies war is not over yet.

White men are still alive, we just need to adjust, we could make interracial relationships illegal again, shame them in society or even lynch them.

Nothing is lost.

reading cuck content like OP's it seems that the survival of the white race today depends on if it can find back to its own pride, to withstand the media fabricated feeling of inadequacy, because we are not tanned niggers.

Remember we have the superior brain that gave us everything.

And even if it was true that women prefer BBC.

What if there is no BBC left on this world? What do you think would our ancestors have done?

Take what is yours.
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>>81557396
that's actually pretty good.

will use in the future
thanks straya, always on top of everything
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>>81557396
after reading that, i had a moment of silent, face holding cringe. bait, troll, sincerity, it doesn't matter, that post is so shit tier it checks all the boxes
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>>81539506
that would make a lot more sense if all signs didn't point to prehistoric man effectively raping women and beating her into being his mate.
The large penis likely came before the social structure that allowed for women to pick preference over protection.
It's far more likely that larger penis just made it easier to impregnate women (remember, prehistoric man likely had sex primarily from behind, so a larger penis ensures ejaculation while still inside the female)
Apes who didn't walk upright have differently angled hips and thus, their copulation is different and the penis doesn't need to be as long.

You need to remember, "evolution" picking a trait that will be better is a complete myth. It's natural selection, i.e. whatever helps progeny is more likely to be passed on.
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>>81539506
Lol
>Canadian bro thinks that back in the date female chose mates.
Dude they were raped by the alpha guys and they loved it.
Sex for women is nothing special it never was. They like it but they aren't obsessed with it as we men are. Relationships is what they really want and like.
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>>81539506
>I'm thinking that, before human's regularly wore clothing, females were able to choose their mate based on their penis size alone,
Implying females chose their mate, and weren't just forced to fuck the most dominant males.
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>>81539506
Basically /r9k/ the post. I guess you chinks haven't heard if the small penis in then? In ancient, Greece for example,men were prized for having average to small sized penises rather than massive penises. Big dicks only matter in barbaric/low IQ cultures. Why do you think Slavs have the hugest dicks?
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>>81553972
>average dick size is 5-6inches
Yeah just keep telling yourself that, eventually you may even believe it.
Average dick size is between 7 and 8 inches
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>>81558318

Obviously you have proof for that?
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>>81558284
Small dicks were prized in ancient Greece because it was better for anal sex. All of the political men in that era fucked young teenage boys.

Small dick prizing was a homosexual endeavor, it had nothing to do with women.
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>>81558318
the average size a woman claims she's had in her is not the average size of a dick
just because she tells you she thinks it's 7 inches doesn't mean it's not 5 1/2
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>>81546604
women lie about not caring about penis size. look at their preferences in porn. the only people who say they dont care are tiny pricked manlets
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>>81539506
ahahahahhahahahahahaaaa
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>>81539506
>leaf
>behind every fucking shitpost
Jesus, why not ask if men would marry a woman with a non-functioning vagina. I'm sure her mouth works just fine and it feels good but that's not fully satisfying.
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>>81539506
>/pol/, I strongly believe that the whole "women prefer average sized penises" is a modern invention started by the vast majority of men to make sure women don't snub them off for having an average penis.

Nah. I've met chicks who said this before.
Women also like more attractive faces, which are more symmetrical, which is a sign of healthy development.

White women (aside from mudsharks) would take a handsome white guy with an average dick (7 in.) over a black guy who's ugly af, but who has a 9 incher.

Aside from that, science also proves that there is vaginal-penile harmony, and that certain sized-dicks are optimal depending on the corresponding woman's vaginal size.
A dick which is too big can actually tear a woman's vag.
Just do some research and read about some pornstars who have to take epsom salt baths after filming to make the vagina heal up.
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>>81558811
BIG MAGYAR COCK
B
I
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>>81558811
>Romania
>literally small dicked gypos
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>>81546795
TIL : The penis and womb have a telepathic bond
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>>81539506
>women are evolutionarily inclined to selectively choose mates with larger than average sized genitalia

pic related
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>>81539506
who is this semen demon?
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>>81539506
>explain to me how in this day and age there is a strongly held belief perpetuated by men and only men that women prefer average dicks
I'm larger than average and I really don't think it matters. I've never heard women bring up penis size irl. I only see men bring it up online. I think men get obsessed with it because of this porn culture we have now. I think most women are fine with average size guys. A woman's vagina is only around 5 or 6 inches deep anyway.
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>>81558725
If I were to follow your logic, I should be gay, and I'll get more women.
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>>81546604

why is it that anytime a guy lies about his peen size it's always between 7 and 8 inches?
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>>81539506
BEST EMMA
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>>81559539

This.

Porn culture is a major factor inf the destruction of our race.
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>>81559412
I love that show
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>ignoring other characteristics like strength and charisma
>testosterone production is related to all of it

You're not a strong, charismatic, yet little dicked guy being fucked by selective mating OP. You're a weak, uncharismatic, little dicked faggot who isn't appealing to women because you're a low test, low quality male.
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>>81540232
He's an ethnic jew
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Check female to male reply ratio, that is when women reply when they Think blacks got huge dick.And they still prefer casuals sex with White males more.

Yup, avarage sized White cocks beat black cock no matter big or avarage.
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Women are inclined to selectively choose mates based on penis size, but it's not because bigger penises are more effective at getting you pregnant, it's because a big dick a status symbol, which everyone women care about.

Women want a man with big muscles, a huge dick, a square jaw, deep voice and a huge paycheck, because then they can make other women jelly.
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A small penis is an evolutionary adaptation of pedophiles. Women selected for big penises to choose non-insane mates. We need to start gassing any man with a penis less that 7" so the gene can be bred out for good.
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>>81559539
I've heard women bring it up IRL but ultimately I think women don't estimate penis size very well. Most men don't either. They should be fine with the average penis size, especially considering evolutionary psychology, if they weren't attracted to the average pecker, we'd be in trouble. Because of how everyone boasts about how big their dick is (everyone is 9") women think they want some monster cock (and they would probably like a monster cock) but most are perfectly happy with your 5-6". Just like dudes love porn chicks with size d jugs but ultimately are perfectly at home with a b cup babe.
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>>81539506
There is no study that suggests blacks have larger penises than whites. It's just a myth.

Women generally like large penises over average ones because of how it looks and because they can brag about it to their friends.
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>>81559982
Pedophile with a 3.75 inch dick here: it's true, sadly.
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>>81539874
>women just like the way it feels
But why? What's the biological principle behind it?
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>>81559461
Also, this
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>>81560138
This.

I fucked my last girlfriend's friends because she told them how big my dick is. I took it as an invite to their pussies desu.
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>>81544388
That's Emma Roberts
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>>81539506
I've never met any girl that cared about penis size.
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>>81545078
i have heard multiple biologists say that our penises are shaped that way because they displace semen of previous fuckers.
humans fuck way more than other animals.
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>>81561013
they don't talk about dicks to boys, they gossip relentlessly about their boyfriend's dicks among each other though.

why would a girl reveal how much of a slut she is to you?
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>>81561162
>>81561013
Girls mostly care about the perception of having a boyfriend with big dick with regard to their female friends.

For example a girl might be embarassed by a boyfriend who has a decent dick but is a 'grower', i.e. it looks small when not erect.

If her female friends see the small unerect 'grower' dick somewhere (like at the beach when changing), she is afraid her friends will gossip behind her back about what a small dick her boyfriend has.

Women are absolutely this vain.
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>>81539874
The average vagina size is around 7-9 cm, almost no mas has a dick too small to not be able to fill a vagina, anything bigger than 15 cm can be painful to the woman and requires more care while having sex. Women's sexuality is mostly psychological, the orally transmitted idea that big penises are extrememly arousing is the thing that makes it so attractive to them. If you started the rumour that cumming in a woman's ear is extremely arousing it could actually become a thing if enough people transmit said idea.

On top of that, remember that the idea that big penises are arousing comes from the fact that romans considered big dicks to be savage and animalistic and small dicks to be beautiful and perfect, for some reason the idea of savage uncivilized sex is arousing for women, probably comes from the feminist revolution
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I have had girls think I was 8 inches before when, in actuality, I am almost 7. Women can't measure for shit. Op, stop watching BBC porn and obsessing over shit you can't change. Go outside and actually talk to women. They are not as meticulously judgmental as you would think. But, yeah, it's easier to blame all your sexual misfortune on something as benign as penis size.
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>>81562641
>"You're a big boy aren't you!!! YES YOU ARE!!! YOU A BIG BOY!!!!"

they're not dumb, they just say that shit to make you feel better

fucking retard.
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>>81562843
Who gives a fuck? Overanalyzing everything is what is ruining your chances of a healthy relationship.
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>>81542035
Im not concerned with my penis size but i have serious problems with women. Mostly because i am poor and have no professional education.
The women I want I cant get and the ones that want me I dont want.
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>>81539874
My dick is a 6-incher thickness and I have trouble getting inside.

Most women break when I put it all inside, its uncomfortable.
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>>81563173
>6 inches
>thickness
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>>81559844
Ashkenazim are white.
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>>81539506
>starting to believe

You've never fucked or you just bought a mirror
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>>81562843
>140 posts later he's still analyzing anons' penises case by case
Thats canadian regards
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>>81539874
found the dicklet.
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>>81563292
6 inches of girth
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>>81563159

Hypergamy remaining while women's income and education surpasses men is truly one of the most significant problems in modern society.
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>>81539506

Nah. The dude I know who gets laid the most has a small dick. We used to call him baby dick James back in school. It looked like a flesh coloured baby carrot. SAD!

But let me tell you... He pulls them in with baby-dick and all so no excuses.
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>>81539506
I don't like these slimy ass girls, /pol/. Not one bit.
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>>81562843

>they're not stupid

We're dealing with women here anon.
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>>81558725
Having sex and looking at sex are very different things. A video accentuates the visual aspect while actual sex is balanced for all senses comparatively.
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>>81563362
Would suck you off in a honor of white supremacy.
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>>81539506
> Male dominate society

All (worthwhile) societies are male dominated, ergo we would see less emphasis on Penis size worldwide, instead of the variations we have based on culture. Your premise is fundamentally flawed.
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>>81539506
those shitskin eyebrows
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>evolution
stopped reading right there
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>>81543071
This. Many times I've had a raíles Sex sesión because my dick literally didnt fit. Or after a lot ir effort it did bit she couldnt handle the pain.

Having a big dick isnt easy
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Allowing women to be the sexual selectors is a terrible mistake

Elliot was right, women should be rounded up and placed in breeding centers
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>>81539506
This girls long horse face and aggressive movement make me uneasy. I wouldn't want her getting in my face like that and making such quick unpredictable movements.
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>>81539506
>Maybe this is why humans who stayed in warmer climates like Africa, who started to wear clothing later than their northern brethren have a much larger average sized penis than their cold climate cousins.

Except that isnt true. Have you actually seen pictures of African tribes people ? There dicks aren't big by any means.
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>>81563756
that's what an aryan brow looks like

people without thick strong brows are typically niggers and snow niggers
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>>81563914
>thread full of virgins

Why am I not surprised.
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>>81564110

Shit like this is why the white race is doomed.
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>it's a 120 men talk about penises that women prefer episode

If you don't see a problem here you're stupid
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>>81539506
Some of your argument falls apart when you understand that women's vaginas come in different sizes, too.
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>>81539506
Silly Canuck you mixed up the Greeks and Romans on their outlook of penis size. Romans were focused on larger.
Penis size developed with regional climate as did most of the other human traits.
Intelligence was more involved in evolution than penis size lol a high school kid could tell you that.
Fascination about penis size today is a result of being openly sexual beings where a large portion of us are promiscuous.
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>>81563977
I really don't like her behavior either, simply a sort of saddened joy she uses in an attempt to manipulate you into liking her.
That pecking move she does at the end really seals the deal. I'm not sure how I would react to such an aggressive girl.
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>>81564110
They will destroy humanity
They get hot and bothered for tattooed criminals with 13 inch cocks and lanklet height
Meanwhile intelligent supreme gentlemen are not allowed to breed.

If women had their way mankind would be reduced to mindless 9 foot tall lumbering apes with penises that drag on the ground behind them within 10,000 years.
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>>81543616
A long penis is rare, a long vagina is rare, rare penis rarely finds a rare vagina and vice versa.
Do the math stupid.
The vagina is made to be slightly shorter than the average penis usually.
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>>81539506
>>81559461

Who is this nectar spectre?
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>>81539506
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING WHORES
REEEEEE3EEEEEEEE
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>>81539506

>leaf

>calls different species brethren

>penis post


Go back to the shed cancuck.
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>>81539506
This is Dr. Oz tier broscience.
Men seem to be more concerned with penis size.
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>>81564408
Best Emma
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>>81557410

what the fuck is this shit.
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>>81564080

He gets his information from porn and pol shill flame trolls.


There is pretty much no difference among males when it comes to penis size.

There is a significant difference when it comes to females race and vaginal width and depth. If you've fucked all the colors of the human rainbow you probably already know what the studies found.


Urologists have done a bunch of studies on this stuff because it's actually medically important to know what the average erect and flaccid human penis size is so things like condoms and catheters aren't all fucked up, and so they can know to use different ones for different races. They don't give a fuck about if you like or dislike it sexually.


They've taken measurements of tens of thousands of men worldwide. Measurements are bone pressed erection length with pills/injections used to induce the fullest erection possible. No difference (except koreans)

They've measured stretched length, no difference (except koreans)


They've measured flaccid bone pressed, no difference (except koreans)


Reminder: The largest recorded penis on a currently living man belongs to a white Canadian. The longest officially recorded penis belonged to a white British doctor.
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>>81564335
>Tips fedora.
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>>81540870
Nuke Toronto.
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>>81539506
>I strongly believe that the whole "women prefer average sized penises" is a modern invention started by the vast majority of men to make sure women don't snub them off for having an average penis.

I actually had a conversation about this with one of my sluttier female friends (I fucked her too). She said that she does prefer larger than average, but anything over 7" became painful after several minutes of sex. She also said that seeing a big dick (like 7 to 9 inches) was a major turn on. Basically large penises are attractive visually, fun to touch, and okay for short sex sessions, but dating someone who had a really large penis would cause problems for her vagina and the sex would be shorter and happen a lot less often.
We were fwb for a while and I made her sore every once in a while and we would have to hold off for 5 days or so for her to get back to normal, but if I wasn't too rough we would have sex like 4 or 5 days a week. My dick is 6.5"X6.5", so slightly longer than average but considerably thicker, which she really seemed to like and told me it was a good balance. I've been with 2 other girls and heard similar things from them. It seems like girth is a pretty important factor, which makes me wonder why it's not taken into account as much as length.
Of course this could all be skewed because she didn't want to hurt my feelings (wouldn't happen I'm very satisfied with my penis), but she's a pretty honest girl so I believe it.

tldr: from my experience, thick and slightly longer than average is the ideal for a long term sexual partner, but very large is fun for a one time thing.
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>Maybe this is why humans who stayed in warmer climates like Africa, who started to wear clothing later than their northern brethren have a much larger average sized penis than their cold climate cousins.
No.
Stop posting. Fucking retard.
Niggers have smaller dicks. Maybe if you started looking at clinically measured penis sizes instead of self reported garbage and stopped reiterating Jew porn propaganda then youd have something worthwhile to say.
Niggers are also weaker, and don't have higher test.
There's no advantage to being a nigger.

Also big dicks for us just might be like antlers. Illogical bullshit that's sexually selected for no reason.
Could have purpose too, but I don't care. Women just like them. That's it.
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>>81539506
Remember that human sex is incredibly abnormal compared to other primates in a number of ways.

For one thing, women orgasm. Other primate females seem to not.

Expanding on that, the female orgasm essentially shuts their brain down entirely. When they're really into it, they can hardly speak. They can't carry on a conversation. They can't even really think. Their brains are overcome by the sensation they are experiencing and they lose all awareness of their surroundings.

This is dangerous if you consider primitive humans in the wild surrounded by unknown dangers, such as predators. If the female is not aware of those dangers, she is put at risk.

This is mitigated by the male sexual experience. When men are engaged in intercourse, their senses are heightened. Everything around them seems more vibrant. Fuller. The scents, sights, and sounds of the environment are amplified to their senses. So it seems that one partner is tuned out to the environment as the other one is more tuned in to it.

Another difference is that humans have sex for a very long time. It is not uncommon for people to engage in intercourse for 30 minutes at a time, or even longer. Contrast that with other great apes. Chimpanzees last about a minute and a half. Similarly, gorillas and orangutans have short sex sessions. The worst offenders are the bonobos, who are notoriously promiscuous. Their intercourse lasts about 8-12 seconds.

Really, human sexuality is an interesting subject from an evolutionary biology or psychology point of view, but it's so very different from any other creature that it's just too easy and tempting to read more into it than the evidence supports. Be careful about that. Furthermore, college students love "studying" sex because they're young and horny, and it gives men an opportunity to use their intellect to trick women into "experiments." It also lets women have guilt free sex in the name of *science!*

So tl;dr, don't worry so much about penis size.
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>>81539506

Sage.
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>>81561162
We don't talk about that stuff.
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>>81559218
7 inches is way above average. The average in the US is 5 1/4.
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Everyone has penis problems:

>Small - want bigger, worried they can't pleasure women

>Average - want bigger, worried that they can't pleasure a woman (despite being average)

>Above Average - want bigger, some guys are bigger and feel as this is an inferiority, that women will prefer massive penis over theirs

>Absurd - so big you're actually hurting the woman. Find out very quickly girls get sore with big penis, anal nearly impossible, regular sex impossible due to sore vagina needs to recover. Sex life is bad due to poor manoeuvring and pain. at least it's nice to look at

I'm doing alright myself.
>7.5*5.5 BP.
Not even close to the biggest around. I'm in an interesting position. I want a bigger penis, and a smaller one. I know I want a smaller one so sex is easier, but I also want a bigger one, which I think I want because being the bigger is considered bring superior despite the fact my sex life would decline.

Here's some pro-tips: average size is average for a reason. Look at the statistic bell-curve. If you're in the middle 98% (2SD) then you're fine.

Nobody should date a size-queen. If you're not massive they'll damage your self confidence, if you are they don't want a relationship, they just want the social status, they won't care about you because it's not you they started the relationship for.

Not only are women incapable of telling size (of anything let alone a penis) but they're also retarded and say they want massive cocks, which in the end make them unhappy because they can't use them. Actors put on max pleasure for porn since it's their job, and large penis is more visually stimulating.

Everyone wants a bigger penis, even if you're too big already.

We have average penis size for a reason, I'd go into evolution and shit but I'm on my phone and my hand is already sore. I've also got things to do today.

One last point - you're way too self conscious. If she cares, she does she's trash. It's rare she ever does.
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>>81565317
trans "women" don't count.
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>>81539506
>females were able to choose their mate based on their penis size alone

No, males in the past impregnated women by rape. Women had no choice. That's why male orgasms feel much better than female ones.

The males who didn't have orgasms that felt great didn't reproduce at such high rates. Hence, their genes weren't passed on to future generations.

Males also evolved stronger muscles to rape women. That's just how it is.

The reason why girls prefer larger penises is because it stimulates more of their vagina.
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I like them big, but I don't mind them smaller.
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My girlfriend likes lesbian porn first, then female friendly porn, then incest. In that order. She doesn't go for massive dicks, neither does she go for smaller ones, Although she would prefer a bigger than average to a smaller than average. There's a woman's perspective for you, /pol/
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>>81565555
Checked
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>>81564725
They have found a bigger one at 18.9 inches long.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/09/07/man-with-19-inch-penis-claims-it-is-worlds-biggest-video/
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/09/07/man-with-19-inch-penis-claims-it-is-worlds-biggest-video/
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/09/07/man-with-19-inch-penis-claims-it-is-worlds-biggest-video/
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>>81565365
Those problems are not equal
I'd rather have a big useless penis that people want to look at than a small one that nobody wants to look at

Its like 6'6" guys complaining saying shortfags have it better
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>>81565555
I'm glad to hear about the first part
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>>81565679
Lewd turkroach
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>>81565611
Why? You're never going to show it to anyone anyway until it's time to use it. By then it's basically too late: that bitch is going in and who cares if it looks pretty.
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>>81539506
You're absolutely right.

Things that are important to women
>Loyal partner
>Advancing civilization
>Large benis

Pick one and only one.

And these cunts dictate the course of human evolution?
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>>81565533
>That's why male orgasms feel much better than female ones
t.virgin
Ever felt woman's body shake inhumanely from vaginal orgasm, making motions that can't be done otherwise?
Ofc you didnt, and you probably never will
Male orgasm is Luke 2-3/10 where 10 is female orgasm
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>>81565724
Your sissy clit doesn't seem to mind it
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>>81565714
Ain't got shit on ducks, whose erect size is typically as much as 1.5x the entire body length.

Duck penises are also "spring loaded." They go from flaccid to erect and climaxing in just a few seconds. This is to facilitate a behavior known as forced copulation. A common successful duck breeding strategy is for drakes to surprise unsuspecting hens whose heads are underwater for feeding. The drake needs to ejaculate before the hen has time to resurface and react.
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>>81539506
>this post
>this flag
a fukin leaf
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>>81565895
>ducks are massive dicked rape opportunists
my sides
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>>81565813
yeah, we got the short end of the stick on that one. I'm very fine with it though, because we don't have to menstruate and can orgasm so much more easily than women can.

Not to mention pregnancy. That looks like it sucks.
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>>81565595
what the shit
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>>81539506
Growers and showers?
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>>81565813
I lost my virginity at 16.

It's quite idiotic to believe that the male orgasm is better when males are such dogs when it comes to sex, while females can go for months without it without any problem.

But then again, I don't expect undeveloped nations to have much education so don't feel bad.
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>>81539506
I can admit I'm a virgin femanon, but we can literally get off by dry humping pillows and stuffed animals. I don't know what these whiney cunts are complaining about.
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>>81566008
It's interesting, isn't it? Even more, the duck penis has evolved a clockwise corkscrew. The duck vagina has evolved a counterclockwise corkscrew, which seems to be an adaptation to defeat forced copulation. It's sort of an evolutionary arms race between rapers and rapees.

One important thing to note here is that they are animals. What they do is not rape. They have no capacity to understand other animals as entities, and certainly no capacity for morality.

Nevertheless, it is a successful duck mating strategy. Not the most common one, though. It is far more common for ducks to engage in male-female pair bonding, wherein the hens are receptive to mating. But for those poor drakes who can't manage to find a willing mate, well... there's another choice.
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>>81560339
Better access to uterus. Stimulates more nerves.
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>>81539506
i have heard that penis size is inversely correlated with fidelity, but it doesn't agree with my personal experience. I'm loyal to women and in the top 5% of penis size (length and girth) for my race.

asian women recoil in fear, and i can only penetrate about 2/3 before hitting their cervical wall.

feels good to have a big cock, and seeing as its my best feature, it's almost a shame i can't put it on display. naturism is fun with all those admiring glances.

feels bad not to have the body to go with it, but since i started nofap 5 weeks ago, i've found the motivation to join the gym.
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>>81566226
therefore we should legalize rape, it's natural
>>81566215
ew vagina
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>>81566215
What's worse is that humans have had aphrodisiacs and sex toys for all of human history. It's the 21st century, god damn it. If your girl can't get off, get her an accessory that no human female can resist. Then nail her while she uses it so it's fun for everyone.
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>>81566346
And cannibalism, too!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalistic_fallacy
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>>81566215

Tits or GTFO
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>>81566165
>It's quite idiotic to believe that the male orgasm is better
That's what you wrote before you mongrel.
Don't procreate.
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>>81566437
Don't worry. He doesn't have that problem.
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>>81565695
Ebony usually means black woman, not black man in a porn context.
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>>81566061
i don't know whether to envy or pity him. only rekt whores have holes big enough for him
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>>81539506
>before human's regularly wore clothing, females were able to choose their mate
the ability for female, who is much weaker than a male, to choose their mate is a pretty recent event in human history.
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>>81565870
How do you always manage to find me?
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>>81539506
Rome didn't love small dicks, quite contrary. You're confusing it with ancient Greece and even there it wasn't nearly as straightforward. Basically no culture ever worshipped small dicks. And it makes sense. What would you worship something inferior?
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>>81567106
I just look for the most flamboyant and desperate attention whore.
I'm making another /polgbt/ thread, see you there. give your turkish lover a kiss slut :3
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>>81567292
this is why the muslims must be purged.

and the homos.
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>>81567292
I-i'm at work, I shouldn't even be here...
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No females of a species chose traits present in their mate that gives their offspring the best chance of survival
Hence why intelligent isn't sexy to the normal person because sexual attraction is primeval
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>>81539506
>was about to reply in earnest
>look at flag
BAN CANADAKEKS
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>>81567383
Yeah, you really should be focusing on that work instead of flirting with dark skinned side pieces. I changed my mind on the kiss
>>81567350
Because we stir something in your pants? ;)
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>>81565695
ebony is literally the opposite of cuck porn
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Isn't lenght overrated and maybe even painful?
From my experience it's about thickness.
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>>81545078
>be biologist working in a museum, explaining basic biology to little kids
>a sweaty neckbeard comes up to you and starts asking you about dicks

I can't imagine why he would think you were crazy
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>>81565118
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>>81567566
Well I work with 3d rendering and stuff so while my renders finish I can shitpost a bit.

B-but it's bad that I'm sitting in the studio with a boner and thinking about hot, big, brown cock.
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>>81558318
Average dick size is between 5-6 inches.
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>>81567904
I also have some work I need to do, plus our cyber fling is getting stale, I need to find some fresh meat :p have an easy work!
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>>81547879

Chimps have big balls, but penis is literally pencil thick.
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>>81539506
>women prefer larger penises
So? Except.for the past 80 years, when did women get to choose?
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>>81539506
You just need to know how to fuck, and you make do with a smaller penis. It's not just ramming it in like your 3 terabytes of Blacked porn.
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>>81542035
this is quite true, in penis exercise forums, people only post about their 20+ cm schlong but nothing other possible benefit.
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>>81542035
who is she?
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>>81565595
that looks fake as shit mang
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>>81555331
Nah, its basically the ancient version of sour grapes
They saw black slaves had bigger dicks, so they just called small dicks fashionable
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>>81565695
>Wales
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>>81539506
Thank god I have larger than average dick and don't need to worry about such things. 17cm thank god.
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>>81539506
>tfw you will never marry the irl equivalent of tsumugi kotobuku
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>>81545598
They can tell if it's small, though

>>81567949
And the average person is supposedly 5'9 when we all know that 6'0 is the modern average. A 5-6" dick is about as much use as a 5'8 guy.
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>>81539506
>skim read through this
>all BS
>reallymakesyouthink.ogg
>check flag
>entire post explained
every, time
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>>81566226
Don't ducks take their victims back to rape caves and gangbang them?

Because thats what I've heard.
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