>2016
>not preparing for our inevitable Russian overlords by learning their beautiful language
Burgers, what the fuck are you doing?
Are you sure Russia will be our overlord? And not Lesotho or Guinea Bissau?
>>81492362
>you will never have a badass Russian accent
>you will always sound silly as fuck when cursing in Russian
>>81492692
Russian accent is easily achieved. All you have to do is try to move your jaw/facial muscles al little as possible when you speak. Watch any Russian newscasters, you'll notice that compared to American anchors their faces are almost immobile.
>>81492548
>Guinea Bissau
>Lesotho
Yes, I am sure
>>81492976
He probably can't roll his "r"s
>>81492362
Beautiful? Buy a vowel fucker.
>>81492362
>Not studying Russian
>>81492362
Huh, I thought kreml psyops division only shitposts on bordering countries forums.
>>81492362
>tried learning for a few days on duolingo
>confused my little burger brain bc letters look similar but sound different than Latin based
Vlad pls help. Traveling through glorious slavlands is a dream I wish to fulfill in the near future.
>>81492362
Mi uchimsja, uchimsja, uzhe pochti normalno razgovarivajem
>>81494957
>tfw a burger can speak better Russian than me
I really hope you guys send more troops, because I would be fucked if Russia invaded
But I am
Didn't like any other liberal arts majors and I suck at STEM so I decided to major in linguistics, specialty Russian
Going to Petersburg for a semester in fall
>>81492362
tfw I'm already learning it from Duolingo. Anyone knows a better app/online course to learn Russian? (I'm Dutch btw).
>>81492548
Sao tome en principe will become our eternal leader. Mark my words
>>81494667
The trick is to learn basic words and phrases first, so that when you see the singular letters you'll remember their places in the phrases you already learned and you will remember what sound they make.
>>81492362
Eadee nahooy petooshara obossany I did not come here to see this county turn into Russia, please no, everyone will become rude the roads will turn into shit young Russian men will squat in the staircases of buildings pee in elevators, drink beer on playgrounds, the neighbors will be nosy, the forests will be full of litter, subway/bus seats will be scratched, junkies will trow syringes with needles into mailboxes, the hospitals might infect you with hepatitis(happened to my uncle) and many more shitty things. I'll be first to enlist, comfortable burger life> russia.
h-how to roll my r?
>>81495701
some people can do it, takes other people months to learn how with speech lessons
> cucked by jews and libtards
> preparing anus for dirty Ivan
What a losers, yaebu
Cyк ми дик
>>81492362
scuse me, but how come the first "a" is different in it's notation than the last "a". i mean why a's in do swidAniA are not written the same way?
я бyдy жить в cибиpcких лecoв и нaчинaeт нoвaя pagan peлигия
>>81495367
Torrent Rosetta Stone
I started learning Russian because of my Russian sweetie
>>81496503
There is no direct translation of letters between english and russian. There are only two a's in the english pronounciation because thats the only way to explain the pronounciation in english.
>>81496503
that backwards r is a 'ya' sound
>>81492692
Do not listen to this >>81492976 illiterate man.
Russian accent is achieved by audible separation of syllables on speech.
> bad-ass Rus-shi-an acc-cent
Nothing complex. To swear you need to learn the language rythm, probaby cant be achieved easy. But many swear words we have came here from german-group kike language. So If you know some, try to use it how germ would use it.
>>81495214
fuck you, we don't give a shit about your fucking little Baltic banana republic. We like Russianbros
>>81492362
There is no need for that. All slavs can communicate with eachother, especially when both sides are drunk. If enough vodka is had, then we start speaking both in proto slavic
>>81492362
>studying Russian instead of Mandarin
Whats to prepare for? All I need to know is ass, mouth, or frontdoor
>>81500100
What are chinks compesating for? There is no need for that large border crossing thingy
You should learn chinese instead.
Geert will rule the world
Id rather die than be ruled by a chinese. they are barely human. just robots basically
>>81492362
Putin if you're out there reading this, please save us
Shit dirt language with a backwards alphabet.
>>81492362
I have no cognitive proficiency for learning another language. None. French didn't click, Russian didn't click, fuck Latin and its stupid declensions didn't click. Fuck it - English rules the world anyway.
>>81496952
Rosetta Stone is mediocre. Duolingo is better. However, I'm basing that mostly on my experience learning Esperanto, for which there is no version of RS.
>>81492362
>DO SVIDANIA
>Not Do Svidaniya or Do Svidanija
Who is this chink monster and why does it teach false lessons?
>born in russia
>moved to US at age of 4
>20 years later, my 3 year old nephew speaks better russian than i do
being able to google things in more than 1 language is nice. lots of shady russian forums. i cant hold a conversation, but if i have enough time, i can read something and understand 99%.
>>81504993
>chink monster
Can't recognize your own tribe?
>>81496952
>>81504817
Hm. Still gonna try it out. Thank you guys.
>>81492362
cyka
>>81492362
A нy чнкн бпики и в дaмки
>>81492362
https://youtu.be/ityVW2gR0Rs
>>81506595
arabs will be eradicated from the earth in a few years thanks to islam, no need to learn their mudspeak
>>81492362
> this is considered white in Slav countries
>>81505409
I have found that the best torrent site for music and probably other stuff too IDK is a russian forum called Rutracker. They have everything and really obscure stuff. It's notoriously difficult to find classical and folk albums online, and You can find them all on that Russian site
>>81492692
>everytime i talk to somebody in english they ask if im russian
>>81492362
Honestly, Trump's ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER VP pick is making me do this in realization Trump is another fucking co-opted plant who isn't going to save this country from the globalists, the rampant federal corruption, or the dissolution of this nation at the hands of the kikes.
I am fucking out of this bitch and all you niggers can enjoy being engulfed by browns.
