>Why are American police so fat?
>Because they're full of bullets
>>81490642
Awww even the Aussie retards are getting in on the fun now, how cute!
>>81490642
are they shooting to god?
>>81490642
That joke isnt funny. Like, even if your looking for dead cop jokes, this is simply not funny.
You're trying to hard.
>>81492510
too*
>>81490642
lmao that nigger thought he was max payne
>>81490642
Is this from today?
>>81490642
>It's hiiiiigh noon
>>81490642
Wow, i love that jump he makes. This man was on a mission.
>>81493032
nah
>>81493137
>>81490642
story
this is officially a cops BTFO thread
>>81493879
Guy goes into a police precinct and thinks he's playing Max Payne, a few officers get hit, bulletproof vests protected them, guy shooting them dies
>>81490642
*DIBS MENORAH*
>>81494224
Holy shit.
Story?
>>81494517
they tried to go in and he threw a grenade
>>81494233
no police casualties? when did it happen?
>>81494801
you a got damn liar
the door has been thoroughly saturated with various automatic explodification techniques
>>81490642
black max payne at 29 sec?
>>81494836
Not sure when it happened, but no officers died.
>>81490642
So nigger is a problem.