You walk into a room and notice dozens of half-naked Turkish coup soldiers tied up on the ground.
What do?
Make fun of them for surrendering
>>81490564
It's probably one of their gay ass mud wrestling homo erotic competitions
>>81490564
Started humping for dog-tags.
>>81490564
If I was one of them right now I'd probably be wishing I fired on those Islamists
>>81490564
I'll never understand why they surrendered. They are headed for a fate worse than death.
Say "ooops, wrong room, sorry" and leave
"You have been liberated by the CIA SAD extraction team. Please proceed to the stealth choppers on the rooftop"
Get into some of that hairy roach boi pucci
>>81490564
I will tell them about their ancient Greek roots and how their ancestors were forcefully converted to Islam.
I will free them as proud Christian warriors and retake Constantinople.
Does anyone have that infographic that explains muslim extreamism by population, that ends with 100% but they still kill each other because they aren't devout enough?
>>81490564
If i was a member of the revered U.S. Marine Corp, i guess i would pee on them.
>>81490564
remove
So what happens next?
>>81490564
Stat kicking the shit out the muslim slime.
>>81491067
>>81491072
based serbia
>>81490564
Laugh. Roaches gonna roach
>>81490832
The sad thing is that many of them were apparently victims of a hoax.
The coup plotters, their superiors, told them to station themselves at certain strategic junctions (like the Bosporus bridge) and explained that they were part of a "training exercise." That explanation sounds plausible to me, since most soldiers allowed themselves to be pulled from their tanks and vehicles and man-handled by Turkroach Islamist civilians without the slightest illusion of resistance.
I think there's plausible deniability here. It is possible that very few of the soldiers really knew what they were a part of.
Set them free
>>81490564
Toss in knives
>>81490896
because people believe shit.
>you're cause is over. You can continue to fight and kill civilians, or you can surrender now and we will only hold the leadership at fault. you will be repatriated back into your ranks.
DUH. OK. SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR DEAL. I SURRENDER!
>>81490564
The victims of the act
>>81490922
>Erdogan appears and chases you around like an episode of Scooby-Doo
Fuck them in their cute butts :3
>>81490564
release them and help them escape.
>>81490564
>has included louder music and starts to dance
https://youtu.be/QuyFN5R0ToM
>>81490564
Invoke inhumanity, free them and kick them out of the country.
>>81491641
BREEDING SEASON
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
>>81490564
tickle one of them and leave
>>81492008
kek
>>81492008
lol
>>81492008
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Turks are so fucking gay they're literally taking this captured soldier's clothes off.
They are probably the gayest culture after Afghanistan, because nothing tops the little boy rape those goatfuckers have going on.
>>81491967
Inhumane, I can't bear to see them lose their dignity like that.
turn 360 degrees and remove kebab
>>81490564
me on the left
>>81491967
truley a fate worser than death
>>81491967
what is happening in this pic ?
>>81490564
Why are Turks so fucking gay? Why are Muslims in general simultaneously the most homophobic people around and the gayest dudes in the universe?
>>81492583
Turkish cultural exchange.
>>81492583
american soldiers having fun with iraqi prisoners in abu ghraib
>>81490564
It's as good a bathroom as any.
Time to baste the Turkey.
>>81492583
Guantanamo?
>>81492675
Turks get their fagginess from Greek genes, as well as there old warrior history (dudes being away from women for long periods of time, fucking each other to keep their sanity)
>>81492583
US Imperialism
>>81492675
isent it obvious?
the same reason half of /pol/ is racist, cause they want to suck that nigger dick, but they are in denial
What about the female soldier?
>>81490564
Find the cutest one and fuck him.
>>81492583
Couple of street criminals getting scared straight.
>>81492583
freedom
>>81491622
That's a lot of moobs.
>>81491254
These guys needed at least majority support of the people in order for the coup to work, in fact thats the only way it could work. They werent just gonna start killing people in the street.
>>81491641
> This is my fetish.
>>81490564
"You boys look a little "cooped" up"
>>81490564
Why is there so many cockroaches?
>>81492008
underrated
Do you like gladiator movies?
>>81492978
dumb
>>81490564
I usually pick them up by the leg and throw in the toilet, but for so many you need a broom.
>>81492008
Turkish bath house*
Leave it to the leaf to fuck it up
>>81490564
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>81493925
I'm sure your public school indoctrinated you well enough to believe imperialism is justified good nationalist. Ironically, Nationalism and imperialism are contradictory.
>>81493500
Most soldiers look like this, it's how actually strong people look, not bodybuilders or gym fags.
I imagine some of the actually fat ones in this vid are their officers.
>>81493561
They have killed civilians before, that's how coups work, they don't need popular support.
>>81494578
kek
>>81490564
Release them.
It's a reverse harem!
>>81494578
That's a big coup
>>81490564
scream muhammed is a pig cocksucking pedophile
>>81490564
But I didn't order a kebab.
>>81490564
Why can the religion of peace so good into theoretical change but not at all unto working preparation?
