Daily reminder that if you use toilet paper to wipe your ass (without showering immediately afterward), you are fucking degenerate scum.
Toilet paper is dry. To clean your asshole and the inside of your ass cheeks sufficiently after shitting, you need moisture. Just because you don't see any more shit on the toilet paper does not mean your ass is clean. You're walking around in public with all kinds of smelly poo bacteria all over your ass and underwear.
It's 2016. Grow up. Use baby wipes.
Thinly veiled Trump/Pence thread
>>81479326
Why do you care about my asshole, asshole?
>>81479756
4d chess
>>81479326
Hi Sanjay
Thanks for your advice anon, but I use your mum's tongue to clean my anus properly.
>>81479326
>third worlders unironically have to shower everytime they poop
>not having a bidet
how uncivilized
>>81479326
>To clean you need moisture
An humid ass is perfect for bacterias, like this thread is perfect for Canadian's shitposting.
>>81479326
I DO use baby wipes. I don't know why every one doesn't. They are very cheap and feel so nice.
>>81480762
kek
>>81480762
A leaf learned the bantz
noice
>>81479326
Actually moisture doesn't get rid of bacteria it helps it spread.
Step 1: Eat wheat bran
Step 2: get squatty potty or alternatively just put a book or whatever under your feet
Step 3: spread your cheeks and release perfect poop
I only ever wipe to check if it was indeed a perfect poop and I can't remember the last time I actually had to wipe/shower after shitting.
>>81481729
t. slav
No one can squat to shit aside from slavs
>>81479326
Just wear a diaper and get your mum to clean your bottom for you. I eat well and have such good plops that mummy calls me her little pooper trooper.
>>81479326
>grow up
>use baby
>grow
>baby
>>81481849
You haven't been to China or Japan, have you.
>>81479326
Baby wipes, just use bleach you fool. Drinking a cup of bleach a day keeps your arsehole bacteria free and it also stop's it looking brown.
>>81481079
We like our guns plentiful and assholes crusty with acrid feces
I don't care about my butthole being spotless because unlike you I'm not getting fucked in the ass every day
>>81479326
Basically if you own any sort of toilet, you're fucking retarded. Everything you do on your disgusting little toilet, you can also do in the shower. It's time to evolve past toilets.
>>81479326
>Girl takes dump
>Puts her g-string back on
>tfw baby wipes kinda remind you of the feeling of getting rimmed and end up getting a boner when you use them
>>81482126
Underrated Post.
>>81479326
>he doesnt have a toto washlet
c'mon man
>>81479326
>Use baby wipes.
Still degenerate, use water
>>81479326
what if I spit on the TP?
What is friction
>>81479326
the loos are right
toiletts are just machines that serve the jewish conspiracy
use this.
>>81479326
I'll wipe with A FUCKING LEAF
>>81479326
Thanks for the tip Rapeej!
>>81482949
>squirting water up your ass
>not degenerate
H-how do you not get a massive boner
>>81481700
That's what hot water is for. Burn your asshole off.
>>81479326
>I-its the current year you guys!
Shut the fuck up muzzie, not like your dirty ass people use anything besides your hands.
>>81479326
Hey Raj, you have to go back.
>>81481849
>>81482149
or most of the middle east
