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>"Can't __________ the Pence"

So far all I've heard is "can't dispense" - not good enough.

Lets get this worked out today. Kek bless with digits the chosen answer
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>>81470385
There's no defence against the Pence
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>>81470385

feeling tense for pence?
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>>81470385

Takes a Pence to build a fence.
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>>81470608
That's good

HENCE THE PENCE
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>>81470781
OOSH
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Can't Fence the Pence

Don't be Dense, get wit Pence
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Cant fence the Pence.

No, that's no good. /pol/ help.
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>>81470471
FPBP
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>>81470385
Pense makes sense.
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Wearing pants, just like Pence
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>>81470948
You have to go back >>>/r/
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In America's Defense we must choose Pence
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>>81470385
CANT FENCE THE PENCE
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My humble suggestion is a two-fer

>"Get your rump off the fence, vote Trump and Pence"
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we need to get more creative, like change the name Pence in to something else

example: "can't flimflam the zimzam"
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All of you need to go back to r/the_donald

Mike Pence is a Cruzlim, a neocon, and a globalist shill
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I was on the fence about pence, but while lighting incense my common sense told me to vote for pence.
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Fence
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>>81470385

a fucking poser for v.p.. fuck.
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>>81470385
Maybe we're going about it the wrong way

Can't wipe out the brown shit without TP
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CAN'T DIKE THE MIKE
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>>81471160
>>81470896
>>81471282

>CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
>CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE
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Can't dispense the pence
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>>81470385
Can't incense the pence?
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>>81470385
Can't make sense of the choice of pence.
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>>81470385

Can't dispense with the Pence

Who's Pence anyway?
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>>81470385
Can't French the Pence
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Aren't "Can't X the Y" memes getting kind of stale?
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
CAN'T FLIMFLAM THE ZIMZAM
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
We're a bit more creative than this, aren't we?
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>>81470385
Trump doesn't even like Pence.

This pick was forced.

Fuck Pence.
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Can't recompense the pence
Can't condense the Pence
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>>81470385
Im a #pencil now
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Cant molest the pence
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Pence won't let them jump the fence
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Let the happening commence with Trump and Pence
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>>81471705
Kek
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>>81471671
No
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>>81471705
Yes
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You all focusing on the wrong name

Can't Kike the Mike
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You shouldn't fist your dog, I'm with Pence
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>>81470385

Build that fence, Pence.
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>>81471768
this
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>>81470385

Recompense
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>>81470385
Common sense means Pence.
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>>81470385
Can't past tense the Pence
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>>81470385
can't kike the mike
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>>81470385
Can't Pincer the Pence

Both rhymes and is an alliteration.
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>>81471880

>downgrading the wall to a fence

Leaf no
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Can't forget the pence
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>>81470385
Stake
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>>81471730
You tried.
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>>81471392
Can't kike Mike.
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>>81472051

>Steak
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Can't rape the willing
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>>81471850

This.
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>>81471993
Underrated
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>>81472068
Shit, someone already got that one. My bad.
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>>81471671
meme
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>>81470385
Can't suspense the Pence
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COMMENCE THE PENCE
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>>81472182
You're going to throw a piece of meat at a vampire?
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Don't be dense, vote Trump/Pence.
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>>81470385
CAN'T FENCE THE PENCE
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>>81470385
Well, compromises with the establishment were inevitable... hence the Pence...
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>>81472210

Oh shit nigger. Samefagging on /pol/ with ID's and flags.

>>81471868

This is amazing.
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Donald and Pence
>Dollars and cents
Cents
>Sense

There's something here I just cant put it all together
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Can't expense the Pence
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No more sense than the pence
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>>81470471
Yessss!!!
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On the fence?
Side with Pence.
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>>81470385
Can't Rinse off the Pense
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>>81470788
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>>81472295

Yes
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Trump Pence for white defense
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>>81470385
>Can't Fence the Pence
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>>81470385
All this suspense for fucking Pence?
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>>81470385

Can't Recompense the Pence
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Trump and Pence, the Wall and Fence

(we need to add a fence to our northern border to keep canadians out)
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KIKE ON A SPIKE MIKE
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Can't Mike the Pence
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Commonsense asks for some Pence
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>>81472686
I kekked at this
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>>81470385
Pense is dense
Dump the Trump
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Can't Concupiscence the Pence.

concupiscencem - Sexual lust; morbid carnal passion
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>>81471134
I like this one
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>>81470385
Can't Reince the Pence

Does this work?
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>>81471295
>>>/lgbt/
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>>81472782

Niggerfaggot
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>>81471676
Fuck u!!
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Something with pencil?
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>>81472686
You need a northern fence to keep the "political refugees" from returning from Canada when Trump makes america great again
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>>81472860
are you kidding? The man is an A class smooth talker, can get any pussy he wants.
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Pence the minor expense
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>>81470385

Pray like it's Lent for Pence!
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>>81470385
CAN'T KIKE THE MIKE
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>>81472988
I aint no fag, hue hue
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>>81471868
THIS
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pick a good VP, we're stuck with
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>>81471705

lol
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>>81473089
Would you let your wife in the same room as him?
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Can't mince the Pence.
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CAN'T KIKE THE MIKE
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>>81472763
Pence for Sense
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The left is worse than venereal disease, Pencecilin is the cure.
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Flense
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Can't offense the Pence.
Can't strike the Mike
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Fucking AWFUL CHOICE!
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CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
>CAN'T PAST TENSE THE PENCE
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>>81472642
Trump & Pence will build the fence
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can't dropkick the pencildick
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Can't Trick the Mick
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Have you got 50 pence.
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>>81473481
Kekked
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Yeah not every slogan has to be "can't x the y"


My favorite has been

"TRUMP MAKES DOLLAR$, PENCE MAKES SENSE."
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>>81473207
If I had a wife sure. If you cant trust your wife not to be a whore you shouldn't marry her.
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>>81473687
ooh nice
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Have some sence. Vote Pence
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>>81470781
Takes a Paul to build a wall had so much meme potential.
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Can't Dissidence the Pence.
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>>81470385
No more suspense, the VP is Pence
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>>81473774
Trust must be within reasonable limits.
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Can't Jump The Pence
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>>81470385
Trump/Pence - imperishable defence

work on this
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fuck her right in the pency
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CANT MINCE THE PENCE
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>>81473991
Excellent
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You Can't Equivalence the Pence!
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>>81470385
Commence the Pence!
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Cant dislike the mike
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>>81470385
can't fucking make sense of why he picked the pence
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>>81472210
Smh
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Cant cuck the mike
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Can't Fraudulence the Pence!
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Cant chemically offend the pence
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>>81470385
can't fence the pence
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>>81472453
"Trump and Pence makes dollars and sense."
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Give Pence a Chance
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>>81471868
what
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C-cant cancer the pencer ?
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>>81470471
fpbp
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>>81474422
Can't Kike the Mike
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>>81471868
yas
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proxy warfare defence hence i side with pence !
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Can't force the Pence into defensive stance!
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Pensive Pence

Offensive Pencive

Pence to Build The Fence

Pence to the Defense

Pence the Prince of Kek (since Don is obviously King of Kek)
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>>81474949
or "proxy warfare defence comes with pence"
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>>81475020
>Pence to the Defense

Liking this one 2bh
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The moral sense comes from the pence !
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>>81470385
>Trump wall
>Pence fence
Literally can not stop America from defending herself against the hordes.
Make America safe again!
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VOTE TRUMP/PENCE. IT'S COMMON SENSE.
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>>81470385
A mans voice is the Pence choice.
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>>81471192
Can't scadoodle the kanoodle?
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Pence like there's no tomorrow
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>>81471676
Puck Fence
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Cant Stump the Trump

and

Pence to The Defense

And thank you, Anon
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Tramp Penis '16
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>>81470385
No defense against the Pence.
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>>81470385
Pence Mends
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>>81471850
but the mike is kiked
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Am I the only one who thinks his name sounds like a legendary basketball coach or something?
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Tiny Penis 2016
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>>81471192

Can't strike the Mike
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Mike "ethnic cleanse" Pence
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>>81475905
Can't Kike the Mike
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>>81475688
>tfw Coach Pence will never congratulate you for that great play you made
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>>81470385
Mike "Gas the dykes, put their head on spikes" Pence

Mike "Build a Border Fence" Pence

Can't idk this is hard
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Pence the mense
Have sense, trust pence
Can't wince the pence
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Mike P will set us free
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>>81470385
"Hence it's the Pence".
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CAN'T KIKE THE MIKE
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>>81470788

KEK CONFIRMS
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>>81471186
this is pretty good imho
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>>81470385
Pence makes Cents
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Can't commence with pence.
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>>81470385
Can't sense the Pence

Because he's bland as fuck
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>>81476467
Lurk longer.
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>>81476136

CAN'T

STRIKE

THE

MIKE

YOU

KIKE
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>>81471868
My sides
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Mike Better than a border fence Pence
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>>81470471
Mods should have closed and stickied this thread right after that post. This is now and forever his slogan.
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Donald making dollars, Mike fucks the dykes
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>>81470385
Mike ain't no kike
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>>81470385
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>>81470385
Can't Fence the Pence
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We should put the best suggestions up for vote in strawpoll
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>>81470471
But Pence has no sense.
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>>81470385
F P B P
I O E O
R S S S
S T T T
T
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>>81472881
It would, if Reince rhymed with Pence. Reince is not pronounced like "rinse," however.
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His name sure has a lot of potential though. Word games like these are almost impossible here because our names are so long
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Mike 'ethnic cleanse' Pence
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Can't suspense the pence
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Forcing memes like this is what made CSTT, le centipede XD, and other leddit-tier garbage reasons why /pol/ shouldn't meme.
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>>81472037
Its someone topical because pence did want a fence
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sense the pence. Like feel the been and just as gay.
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Can't X the Y is a stale meme.

The TP buttfucking logo is to remind Democrats they will get exactly what they want in November. They want to be fucked in the ass.
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Pence and Prosperity
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>>81474555
A leaf did it
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>>81470385
> Can't Fence the Pence
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>>81471224
That doesn't rhyme, desu.
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>>81478791
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pound
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>>81471186
Love it
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Can't kike Mike
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>>81478865
LOL
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>>81474555
a fucking leaf
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Feeling Tense? Time for Pence
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Can't Tense the Pence
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>>81471313
Topkek
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Can't make sense without pence, kek blesses me with 22
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Words and phrases that rhyme with fence: (106 results)

1 syllable:
-ence, bence, bense, cense, cents, dence, dense, flense, hence, hense, lense, leonce, mense, pence, pense, sence, sense, spence, spens, tense, thence, vence, whence

2 syllables:
bw defense, commence, compense, condense, defence, defense, dispense, expense, ferenc, good sense, horse sense, immense, incense, intense, make sense, nunsense, offence, offense, past tense, prepense, pretense, road sense, sixth sense, suspense, word sense

3 syllables:
air defense, antisense, commonsense, common sense, frankincense, future tense, in a sense, in suspense, moral sense, muscle sense, non-nonsense, nondefense, perfect tense, peter's pence, present tense, recompense, trade expense

4 syllables:
business expense, civil defense, hasty defence, hasty defense, imperfect tense, line of defence, line of defense, longiloquence, minor expense, misrepresents, moving expense, past perfect tense, progressive tense, vaniloquence, visual sense

5 syllables:
active air defense, at any expense, auditory sense, capital offense, chemical defence, chemical defense, continuous tense, future perfect tense, labyrinthine sense, lobbying expense, medical expense, passive air defense, past progressive tense, personal expense, present perfect tense

6 syllables:
deliberate defence, deliberate defense, department of defense, future progressive tense, incidental expense, present progressive tense, statutory offense

7 syllables:
organization expense, regulatory offense, secretary of defense

9 syllables:
biological warfare defense
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>>81479127


CAN'T KIKEL THE MICHAEL
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>>81471186
Underrated
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this >>81473687
and can't kike the mike are my favorites
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Cant offend the pence
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Can't incense the Pence
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Don't be a kike, vote for Mike
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>>81470385
CANT KIKE THE MIKE
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Wall, Pence, Repeal
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Frankincense?
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Tell your white friends about Mike Pence
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LePen with Pence
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As a hoosier, I'm letting you guys know you do not want pence.
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>>81471615
Govenor of the state of Indiana/ trumps vp nominee.
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Best I can do: can't stifle the michael
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>>81471811
dubs
kek agrees
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>>81471392
Can't kike the Mike!
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>>81471186
Pumped yet Tense? Try Trump and Pence!
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>>81470385
Can't fence the pence
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Black Lives Don't Matter, hence the Pence.
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>>81470385
fourth reich mike
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>>81471313
Ohhhhhh my sides
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cucks get on defense, here comes based pence
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>>81473223
>>81474093

this
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Trump/Pence - You Know it Makes Sense

Trump/Pence - In Your Heart You Know They're White
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Be men, vote for pence
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Can't bench the Pence
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Can't penis the Pence
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>>81470385

Can't dispense the Pence.
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>>81481177

Check em'
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>>81470385
>can't like the mike
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>>81471313
Roughasfuck1ply.jpg
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Vote Don and Mike - don't be a kike
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>>81470385
>>81471186
>>81471192

Doesn't the alt-right have an ad agency that we can contact?

I hate to admit this, but the left generally has better graphic designers and marketing agencies at work on these things. Not always, so there's still hope.

Drop all pretense - go with Pence
Whence Pence? Trump.
Don't be dense - vote Pence
It's common sense: Trump & Pence
Can't past-tense the Pence
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>last name

Better = first name

Can't KIKE the MIKE
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Can't Kike the Mike
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>>81470385
Trump and Pence, it just makes sense
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>>81470385
>Pence

literally who?
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>>81481880
Dafuq?
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CAN'T CENSOR THE PENCER

"KIKE FENCE" MIKE PENCE
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>>81470385
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>>81470788
>hitler dubs

Kek wills it!
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>>81482125
Mike "Last Line of Defense" Pence

>and for the Britbongs
Mike "Last Line of Defence" Pence
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The golden lion
The wolf with the silver mane
We are great again
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Can't Pincer the Pence
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>>81470385
can't strike the mike
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>>81470781
He's against the wall ._. hopefully Trump is just keeping his enemies close
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