>Stop where you are, infidel. I have a bomb under this table, I will explode it If you walk away
What do?
turn 360 and sprint
>>81468306
why do you have a bomb under the table?
>>81468306
stab the dune coon in the face
there is a sky robot killing your family RIGHT NOW
nice try, shlomo
>>81468306
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>81468355
You run into him??
>>81468306
passionately convert(ruse) then when hes satisfied i kill him when hes vulnerable and sciddaddle
>>81468355
>sprint
you mean moon walk
>>81468306
Is that a bomb under the table Mohammad or are you just happy to see me?
I look under the table
>>81468608
lol new
>>81468306
trick question, no human would enter in a room with a muslim
>>81468608
Hello and welcome to 4chan.
>>81468306
I'm afraid I have bad news for you, for you see I hold bacon and pork under the table. If you detonate that bomb, you will be smeared with pig.
>>81468306
Tell him i'm no dirty infidel.
>>81468306
Throw bacon at him until he leaves.
>>81468581
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Not into math are you?
>>81468609
pretty much this
>>81468306
And what's the point of sitting with him at this table for god knows how long?
Whip him with the stock of my Tavor
>>81468306
Start masturbating
>>81468306
Pull out my glock 17 (which already has a round in the chamber) and blow away the goat fucker.
>>81468306
run away
>>81468306
I teleport behind him and shove a pork sausage up his ass.
>>81468609
Implying he'd believe you. At that point he's ready to kill. It don't matter if you convert. He'd just say something like good, God will let you enter heaven, let me send you there now while your heart is pure
>>81468517
Get a life!
Bin that knife!
>>81468306
Throw a slice of bacon at him and then steal the bomb while he is still in shock.
>>81468306
call him a goat fucker and walk away. Would rather die than give a mudslime the time of day.
Get up and walk away. At long last I'll be free of this hell known as life.
Convert to Islam and practice Taquiya
>>81468355
Moon sprinting? Show me
>>81468306
I would say "Islam is a Religion of Peace" and laugh about it.
>>81468693
>>81468775
Thanks for the (You)'s newfags
>>81468906
How new are you?
But if I leave the table I'm already away from the bomb
>>81468906
my sides are upstairs
>>81468306
ON MY POSITION
>>81468306
get dטbs
420 snapkick to the chin then finsih him off with my nunchucks
>>81468803
You know we are not allergic to bacon right.
>>81469588
checked
>>81468306
tell him to do it and blow my trigger
>>81468306
Call him out for copying an episode of NCIS
>>81469700
double check.
>>81469700
también tu
>>81468306
Convince him the that the table isn't real because his eyes aren't real.
"What do"
What do?
WHAT DO!!!
1. Invite you to the White House to get a Clock Boy NASA T-shirt and a Medal of Freedom from Iman Obama.
2. Remind you that the call to prayer just started.
3. Teach you English so you can threaten infidels correctly.
Call him a sand nigger
>>81468306
I'll simply teleport behind him as I am quicker than the eye can see. I will slice him thrice, before he even gets the chance to trigger the bomb.
>>81468306
>implying he'll detonate with a quran above it
>>81469961
JTC? KASOTC? Embassy?
>>81469381
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>>81468306
Pull out my pocket knife and slit his throat.
>>81470160
But was it personnel, kid?
>>81470160
You will be dead by that time infidel.
*unzips dick*
>>81468517
>First thing a Bong thinks is to stab with his nonexistent binned knife
>My first thing to think is shoot him with my very real 1911
Topcuck
>>81468306
Pretend like I'm a blind person and didn't hear him
>>81468306
Release my inner skeleton upon him
Jump over the table and pin him to the floor and strangle him so in his last moments he knows his place
>>81468306
walk away so it only kills him
>>81470442
Very nice!
>>81468306
fuck off im not a infidel, i bet i have read more of the quran then you, you fucking prick
>laugh at him
Walk away anyway
>>81468306
i would dive on him, tackle him to the ground and start pounding his face in with my fists as hard as i can
>>81468306
I fucked your sister, Ahmed, what now? Honor dictates, that I marry her. Can't kill me now, can you!
>>81470706
Have some more freedom Nige!
>>81470674
>>81471049
Oops and you're dead.
[spoiler]it was automatic[spoiler]
>>81470442
you know many people own knifes and other weapons even if is illegal?
>>81468306
Laugh at him then proceed to be mugged by a favela monkey that will be then murdered by an off duty cop.
>>81468306
Give him the beating of his life. If I have to die, my last action shall be beating some islamist shitskin raw.
>>81468517
>check flag
>>81471106
He would probably kill you then her
>>81468306
Throw non halal sherbet in his eyes.
>>81468306
If you walk away from your enemies, they win.
>>81469700
>when the nico nico nii is just right
>>81468306
'do it faggot'
*unzips katana*
>>81470598
2spooky4me
>>81468306
I've seen you before. You're that fish everyone posts on the internet ...
>>81468306
I always wanted to convert to Islam. ALLAHU AKBAR
>>81468306
7 hours later
>>81471469
You're a wise man, Adolf
>>81471106
Islamic concepts like honor solely applies to those who are part of Islam themselves. You'd be beheaded - if you refuse to join their cult of peace.
>>81471302
Then what's the point of making them illegal?
activate my hologram, stealth walk around the back of him and then clobber him with a 2x4
"I am from Romania, I am the superior daco roman master race.
We are the primordial desdendents of planet Earth. All other nations of this planet have the daco-gets as ancestors. One thousand years ago,the name of Sweden and Denmark in their history was Dacia.The name of Germany today,is Deutschland which is the Land of the Dacians.The getae-dacians were extraordinary advanced in all domains.They had flying machines too,they have made maps of the Earth that nowadays even NASA looks at them and say that they cannot make them at the level the daco-gets made them.Us,the romanians,we dont know that in Romania we have a lot of pyramids,and after the model of pyramids in Romania, our ancestors the getae-dacs have build the pyramids of Egypt."
Tell him I have a pig's heart and that if he blows me up I will get pig blood on him.
>>81468306
Hello new Muslim overlord. I for one would like to welcome you to my country. Please tell me more about your religion and how women should be servants to men.
>>81468306
place my bag of pork rinds on top of the table.
>>81471979
So you can arrest niggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEA9iAsmYjo
>>81472087
cool story copii
>>81472203
You can't, they'll shoot at you.
>>81471979
so there is no retail destribution?
>>81471979
Reason is to have so much petty stuff illegal so that police and state can send imprison you if it wishes so.
>>81472305
I WILL GAS YOU STUPID BOZGOR
>>81468306
>say him that Islam is a terrible religion
>get arrested for hatespeech
>bomb not exploding
checkmate
>>81472483
How's it a benefit if people can get them anyway?
Wait for the IDF to save one of g-d's chosen
Attack him. That's the only thing you can do.
>>81468306
If you explode me, you lose.
>>81471893
Have my thanks for your kind words. I still think that I am too young to be called wise, though. I'll keep it as a deposit for my older days.
>>81472721
ive never said its a benifit
>>81472322
>implying anyone gets away with killing cops
>implying niggers have enough balls to actually pull the trigger anyway
Better to get caught with an illegal weapon than to get caught murdering a cop. Either way, it's for arresting niggers because for example vandalism by itself might not be much, but if you can get someone on vandalism AND carrying an illegal weapon you can get them for real.
None really cares if you carry a pocketknife or something normally.
>>81469588
>>81468306
I am ready to meet the living God who I praise through Christ. Are you?
>>81468306
Draw and fire
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But goyim #NotAllMuslims
