Explain yourselves Germans. I'm on vacation here. All I see are fucking refugees everywhere. Even in small towns.
Also why the fuck does no one where deodorant? And why do they serve a big salt shaker with pizza? Made the pizza taste like shit.
Pic related
>>81458870
Middle eastern people are dirty mexicans with oil.
Why did you put salt on the pizza if you didnt want it?
>>81458870
Who gave you the impression that """germany""" ist still german?
>>81458870
You need to go to the south or the east to find german cities.
Munich is decent.
>>81458870
Our government made sure to distribute them all over Germany, so rural areas wouldn't feel left out while big cities get enriched with all these new cultures
And restaurants always have these salt shakers, you're only supposed to use them if you actually want more salt
>>81459149
>Why did you put salt on the pizza if you didnt want it?
Because free food. Don't want to waste that shit. Gotta get your money's worth.
>>81458870
are you a third worlder?
>>81459726
>American taste
>>81459726
So when you go to subway do you get every topping they have because
>free , not wasting that shit
>>81459726
I literally kek'd out loud
>>81458870
WTF is in OP's glass? Piss?
>>81459955
I always get every topping in subway, are you not supposed to do that?
>>81458870
The Pizza might have tasted shit, if you were actually dumb enough to put it on your Pizza. But it certainly wasn't as shit as this thread.
That thing in your image is also a ready-made garbage Pizza from a discounter.
>>81458870
we're preparing for next holocaust, don't worry.
Just make sure not to get tanned when it happens.
> we're wearing no deodorant because most of us still are germanic arish people and don't need that shit.
>>81458870
You are not supposed to eat the salt shaker, even if it doesn't say so in writing.
>>81458870
That pizza doesn't look cooked enough.
lmao merikan goes to germany to eat pizzas and tops it off full of salt
cant make this shit up
>>81458870
That pizza looks way too big
>>81458870
Why would you not get German food in Germany. Also, the US has a much bigger shitskin problem than Germany.
Please don't be one of those American tourists that makes the rest of us cringe.
Did you eat the pizza with a fork too?
>>81458870
why is coca cola yellow in germany?
>>81460367
I told them to cut it for me. I saw them make the dough. It's not premade.
>>81460376
I can smell them. Almost as bad as Indians on a subway
>>81461166
the chinese
>>81461166
It's Ahmed's piss.
Nobody's gonna comment on the fact that that's sugar in OP's pic?
>>81461342
I was thinking the same thing
>>81460989
You literally can't eat German food everyday. It's too fucking heavy. I'm in Bavaria too.
>Also why the fuck does no one where deodorant
Mankind hasn't used deodorant for thousands and thousands of years. Just because some corporation has made you feel like you are weird and disgusting for not using it doesn't mean we're all as easily susceptible.
If you smell like shit because you don't use deodorant then maybe consider taking a shower?
>>81461189
> I can smell them. Almost as bad as Indians on a subway
Well man up you fucking american cuck. Here we don't use makeup or shave our Asscheeks and chests as men.
>>81458870
That shitzza looks horrid nigguh
>>81458870
It's sugar for your coffee you fucking moron.
>>81458870
Getting pizza in Germany?
You're really experienced and cultured
>>81461497
BAYERN!
>>81459726
>>81459955
Kikes in disguise
>tfw indian thats allergic to deodorant
>walking stereotype
>>81458870
Wearing deodorant every day is actually harmful for you due to all those chemicals on your skin.
Just stay out of the sun and shower more often.
>>81461599
>>81461599
Nah, the waiter said it was Italian milk tea. Latte something. Not coffee. When they brought out the pizza they brought out the salt
>>81458870
>And why do they serve a big salt shaker with pizza? Made the pizza taste like shit.
HAHAHAH YOIU PUT THAT SALT ON THE PIZZA WTF ARE YOU RETARDED??????
>>81458870
OP is a bald shitskin, you can see him on the salt
>>81461815
I see signs for Bayern everywhere. Does Bavaria love that place? I'll have to check it out when I leave Munich.
>>81460376
>Thinking a good tan could ever be mistaken for shitskin
Inb4 flag, here for the sun
>>81458870
Something tells me youre a """""refugee""""" yourself anon otherwise you would know not to put that salt on your pizza.
>>81460376
There is no "next" holocaust because there wasn't a first. To "holocaust" someone is when a group Jews kills a Goy (look this up plz).
The "holocaust" was when 30,000,000+ white people died and <1% were "Jewish". A fact they find acceptable.
>>81462025
You're fucking retarded or trying way too hard friend.
>>81462287
UNCOMMON
>>81461010
Nothing wrong with that.
>>81462025
>Hot food with hot drink
Why?
>>81462287
well last time we gassed people for having long noses.
Which is pretty fine for my part, I'm as arish as you can be (Blond hair, blue eyes, fuck off niggers)
>>81462233
ok now you went overboard, more subtle next time please
>>81461270
>the chinese
man fuck those chinks why don't they make a chinese yoga swimwear forum or something
>>81460176
based aryan fanta, if you drink coke you a traitor
>Go to Germany
>to eat Italian food
What the fuck is wrong with you? At least try out German couscous or hummus.
>>81462965
National dish Dönerkebap.
>putting salt on your pizza
>>81458870
>>81460376
No, I was in Dresden during that heat wave last August, and I actually threw up at a tram stop on Königsbrücker Straße the fucking smell was so bad.
>>81461536
Or evidently wash your armpits
>>81462965
holy shit we've got Malaysia lecturing 'muricans on germany. gg
>>81459726
Is salt a food?
>>81462965
>that was subtle
No, Germans have the best Italian immigrants, so they have the best Italian food outside of Italy. Italienische Eis during summer is really nice, too.
>>81462965
>One meal is every meal
Why are you retarded?
>>81463558
It's more of an electrolyte.
>>81463187
Nothing like Frankfurter Donerkebap with Berliner Borek with a cold glass of Munchen Serbet
>>81463736
Wow. He's going to vacation in Weilheim.
Thats like me going to vacation in Detroit. Just with still way less niggers.
>>81458870
>traveling to third world countries
>not traveling to Poland
>>81458870
>Going to Germany to enjoy the exotic cuisine of pizza
>>81458870
hahahaah
Same shit with abos, they'll assault your nostrils before they assault you. I think they evolved that way as a warning mechanism to the blind
>>81464037
I'm on the train faggot. Going to real Germany. Innsbruck, Austria
>>81464282
post penis
its legal in Germany
>>81464282
oh shit I know where you are....
You're like 3 minutes away from me. Should I come visit you and say hello?
I could step into your train in Station Ostbahnhof.
>>81464065
No matter what you do, when you become a wealthy country and shitskins start knocking on your door because they want to participate send them back.
>>81462025
>italian milk tea
>>81464538
I'm headed south New friend. I passed the ostbahnhof in Munich a while ago.
>>81464282
We are far better than Germany. Not even the Swiss have castle doctrine, we do :)
>>81461166
they figured you were jocking since no adult would order a fucking coce so they gave you a beer dude.
>>81458870
cuckmany is not nazi anymore, that's why
OBERAU MASTERRACE.
That salt shaker business is true tbhfam.
>>81464943
wat? But that doesn't make any sense, you're not going to come to Innsbruck if you're heading south with the S-Bahn...
dafuq are you doing?
>>81464037
>Detroit
That would be Dortmund, though.
>>81464955
>>81464538
Beautiful countryside you guys have though. Worth protecting.
>>81464955
>Not even the Swiss have castle doctrine, we do :)
Nigger, Germany has Stand your Ground. You just need a judge who isn't an asswipe, so don't get into a fight in Bremen or Hamburg.
>>81458870
>pizza
wtf is that shit anon? Also, is that a fucking fork on your pizza you Connecticut faggot.
>>81465243
I'm not on the sbahn. I'm on a DB train.
Is Trier in Germany filled with refugees yet?
Going to Luxembourg with my 9/10 Lithuanian cutie pie for her birthday and wanted to stop over in Deutschland but don't want her to get ficki ficki'd.
>>81463242
>putting no cheese on your pizza
>manually adding salt
What's the sauce, refrigerated ketchup?
>>81465662
But you DO know that you could now be driving with a car on the Autobahn 95 Garmisch-Patenkirchen....
It's sunday, 8pm, it's literally empty there. It's 60km of no speed limits.
> not using one of the best things in germany - no speed limit.
I am dissapointed in you.
>>81465006
>beer
>adult
men drink bourbon, scotch or whiskey
>>81465883
oooh ok that makes things clearer. I was puzzled by the checked-pattern seats in your train, those things normally are only in S-Bahn trains...
Still.
> not driving autobahn.
>>81466216
>encouraging an American to make the roads even worse than they already are
Blinkers have become a passing fad. We don't also need Americans who just drive in the middle because they don't know the law.
>>81458870
>salt shaker
>it's Sugar
Straya's Day in Germany i see
>>81466216
This is the best thing in Germany
>>81458870
>German ''''''pizza'''''''
>>81465815
Yeah, no. You can't have a weapon for self defense in Germany, only for a shooting club or hunting. So you have a hard time explaining why your weapon and ammo were out of the safe and loaded when you shot your attacker.
Shooting the attacker in itself is covered by Notwehr, I give you that - but your weapons permit is gone and you will be fined.
>>81458870
Not enough cheese on that pizza desu.
>>81459955
You have to pay for extra toppings here
>>81466632
If your planning on going hiking, go to Ehrwald to the Coburger Hütte - Drachensee.
It's a 5-6 hour hike - fucking beautiful.
> pic related
>>81466632
Enjoy your trip-not everything is full of muslims. Compared to france and Uk it is still ok (but way worse than poland)
>>81466930
god damn, I need my own eagle's nest tucked away there
>>81466279
Germans besides edgy teenagers aren't raging alcoholics,
That's not a salt shaker, it's sugar for your coffee, retard.
you can't throw a rock without it hitting a Muslim. There wouldn't be such a problem if Germans stopped being trendy hipster faggots and actually threw some damn rocks.
>>81466980
oh come on... I live in fucking munich. 'right? The most muzzied country in Germany and it's still okay. Crime is low as fuck and I'm not scared one fucking bit walking through the city at night.
The thing with muzzies is it's 90% just memes, and even if it would ever get to a critical amount, we'll just vote hardcore-rightwing (look how many fucking votes the AFD got already).
>>81466930
Fucking hell. I will go there. That's awesome.
Still see shitskins down here though. Wtf
>>81467355
>we'll just vote hardcore-rightwing (look how many fucking votes the AFD got already)
Barely more than 10%, good luck forming a cabinet with that :^)
>>81467202
aw, but that's the best kind of alcoholics
their loss
>>81458870
first things first: Germans can't cock for shit
you also will find out that they lack a sense of humour
why do you hate those poor starving refugees so much? i bet you are a white male
>>81466840
>You can't have a weapon for self defense in Germany
Oh fucking shit nigger. Yes, you can. Not as a normal person, but you CAN get a permit if you are specifically proven to be in a situation where you need a gun to protect yourself.
It's not a common occurence, but it exists.
>Shooting the attacker in itself is covered by Notwehr, I give you that - but your weapons permit is gone and you will be fined.
Yeah, sure, but we are at least legally allowed to use anything in reach to defend ourselves. Afterwards they will ask why you got a gun/a stick/a knife, but using those tools is completely legal if you were threatened.
You don't even need appropriate force. You just need to counter an actual immediate threat.
>>81466885
No, you don't.
>>81467777
>Not as a normal person
Well, duh. That means YOU can't have one, quads aside.
>>81467355
>muzzies is 90% memes
A shekel for the good goy
>>81458870
File a complaint via email:
[email protected]
>>81467355
Yes you are right. I'm from Hamburg- if you skip certain parts it is still pretty normal. Some areas got somehow a critical mass.
>>81458870
Should be ashamed of yourself eating pizza in Germany.
>>81467440
It's that one:
Dr.-Ludwig-Ganghofer-Straße 66, 6632 Ehrwald, Österreich
(Probably a bit tricky to get the adress without being german)
>>81459149
>putting salt on a pizza
what? why would you do that?
>>81459955
I get as much as possible for that exact reason.
The salt thing is fucking stupid though.
>>81466885
>>81467911
It's the exact same as America - sauces and salad free, extra meat/cheese costs money.
>>81461599
>>81467210
>>81466547
>>81461342
they are right, it's obviously sugar...
OP's a nigger
>>81468170
These sausages are not halal Saleem.
>>81458870
>not eating delicious currywurst
Why?
>>81468322
If it hasn't been seasoned to your taste?
>>81458870
European pizza is good tho. We should replace our fat-producing slices with it.
>>81461010
How do you eat it? With your hands?
>>81466216
>>81466436
>wanting negros to clog up the roads with rented vehicles they are unable to control properly
>>81458870
That pizza looks like shit.
>>81458870
Is that fucking macaroni?
>>81458870
We probably put it there to see if the dumb American would actually try to salt the pizza to see if it tastes better.
>>81458870
Who the fuck drinks orange juice with Pizza anyway?
>>81470037
It's peperoni
>>81470037
its pepperoni
>>81470355
The yellow shit m8>>81470392
>>81458870
Which towns have you visited?
>>81470082
Do Amerifats not have Fanta?
>>81458870
Ew wtf is wrong with that pizza?
>>81462088
enhance
Enhance
ENHANCE
>>81470431
It's pepperoni
Don't go to west germany.
>>81470485
its pepperoni
>>81458870
That pizza looks like an abortion had an abortion.
>>81470037
>>81470431
Looks like jalapeños to me. You're right they look very yellow for some reason
>>81470485
>>81462947
It's Jamal juice.
>>81462287
Did the pizza make you jealous?
>>81458870
Stopped reading at "no one where"
Learn to spell your own language nigger.
>>81470588
>>81458870
Wow, that pizza looks fucking awful.
>>81471204
That's salami.
>>81468170
This.
>>81471519
Walaikum assalami
>>81459955
I get every topping because it's best that way.
>>81471519
It's Formfleisch that is kind of supposed to resemble salami good enough for pizza since nobody will look at it twice.
OP got tricked into eating and paying an overpriced Aldi tier pizza.
>>81471204
you re right, i meant peperoni,
google translate it to pepperoni
>>81471933
i'll have one pepperoni please thanks
>>81458870
Stay away from big cities, they are are pure Cancer.
just visit University cities in Bavaria. There aren't any shitskins there
Germans are fucking retarded and call peppers pepperoni..
They are very backward, germans. Can't trust them. They have authoritarian tendencies you see.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepperoni
Read up, Jerries.
>>81467202
this
https://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8
This is everything anyone needs to know about pizza.
When I was in Germany I travelled on the U-Bahn and there was never anyone to inspect tickets so I never paid. Is this normal? I also went to the zoo and stayed in their after they closed for a while since there was no-one around.
>>81471873
You don't know shit about cooking
>>81458870
nonono
you're completely mistaken
most of the brown guys actually have been living here for a long time already
also, are you in NRW or in any large city? That's where they natural swarm like flies to shit
>>81458870
>And why do they serve a big salt shaker with pizza? Made the pizza taste like shit.
>>81472777
Yes, it's normal. Nobody wants to wagecuck as a ticket inspector anymore because as it has become a life threatening job since Germans suddently became tanned and more violent. Nobody has figured out why, though :^)
>>81473072
-because
>>81467355
First thing I see off he train in Garmisch is a large baboon speaking in third world tongues, waving her body everywhere
Also, found WE WUZ KANGS on a church too. Pic related. Wtf Germany
>>81458870
Is that leek on a pizza?
>>81470673
>eating pizza with jalapeños in germany
>>81472548
it's the short Version of the italian Peperoncini
>>81472777
>When I was in Germany I travelled on the U-Bahn and there was never anyone to inspect tickets so I never paid. Is this normal? I also went to the zoo and stayed in their after they closed for a while since there was no-one around.
I haven't been checked for tickets within 2 years. Could have probably saved 500 Euros since then. Penalty is 40 Euros and a clap on the ass by a sexy immigrant ticket controller with a hijab.
>>81458870
>fanta
>at a restaurant
>with a pizza
Are you twelve, lad?
>>81472737
>listening to an Amerifat about Pizza.
>posted by a beaner
ok
>>81473257
Those are bannana peppers, dont embarass yourself.
>>81473547
Replied by mohamed.
Ok
Everything the guy says is true, if you dont like topings in your pizza you are a faggot.
are you bald or wearing a hat while eating?>>81458870
>>81463558
In murica if you can fit it in your mouth ,swallow it, and not die it is considered food
>>81473904
OP BTFO
>>81473904
Shaved head. Everyone looks at me funny though.
>>81473904
>>81474049
TOPKEK NOW WE CAN RAID
SEND HIM PIZZA XDXDXDXDXDXD
>>81474049
oh shit. I didn't know I was bald until someone on a picture website told me!
>>81473904
Kek i didnt even notice that
Foreveralone.jpg
>>81473904
is that andrew anglin??!
>>81458870
Whatever gave you the idea that now was a good time to visit Germany?
>>81474186
There is no reason to be mad about not having a head full of hair anymore
>>81474759
it was getting thin, and instead of looking like a faggot hanging on for dear life. I shaved it all.
Pretty liberated senpai
>>81463558
Nope, it's a mineral. Germans crave that mineral.
>>81473904
Wait, is that a nigger?
>>81458870
>no ice the drink
Most definitely in Europe
>>81458870
Try the kebab OP
>>81459435
I was in Munich last summer before the. Big wave of refugees and there were still muzzies everywhere. I can only imagine it's even worse now.
>>81472777
Well, buses never get checked in my area, trains do at times. But then again you're a foreigner, so they'll probably let you get away with anything here.
>>81475586
>diluting your drink
>>81474465
Well to be fair, now would be better than 10 years from now when the several million kebab has had time to make more babies and destroy your infrastructure even further
>>81474946
I don't get why everyone doesn't do this
Trying to hang onto what little you have left is just sad
>>81475586
>i want my drink watered down, please
>where is the refill Station ti hi hi
>>81475404
looks a bit shitskin-ish
>>81475586
>cooling your drink to suppress the flavor
>>81458870
>goes to Germany
>orders pizza
Why. Don't they have great hummus and kabobs there?
>>81476545
Its called döner you uneducated cuck. It's actually fucking amazing. Ate it every day I was thrtr, for 3 weeks. The only 'German' food I had was spaetzel made by my German friend in Stuttgart
>>81471933
pepperoncinni
Your first mistake was going to Germany and ordering a fucking pizza.
Germany seems to be letting emotion rule their decisions regarding immigration, abandoning the efficient logic that made them one of the most successful and wealthy nations on earth. Poor fucking fools.
>>81473636
peperoncinni! you fucking fool
>>81459726
Seriously? It's salt man.
>>81476943
>giving money to kebaps
>>81476200
That's true, at least you can still see some of the sights, before they get blown up. But having said that, we moved back to Germany over 25 years ago and it's has already changed a lot for the worse. The people in particular and I'm not just referring to refugees, but SJW et al, so to me, it's already quite alien.
>>81458870
>Also why the fuck does no one where deodorant?
Deodorant contains chemicals as well as aluminum. Putting all that aluminum into your skin every day isn't good for you, aluminum is linked to Alzheimer's disease.
>>81461497
>can't eat German food everyday because too heavy
>eats pizza instead
>not too heavy
you are really just proving the fat American meme aren't you
>>81476545
And kebabs.
As an Italian, that pizza makes me cry.
>>81458870
The salt shaker is always there on the table.. are you serious or is this some shitpost? Why would you put salt on your pizza you giant retard
>>81477174
Peperoncini, coglione.
>>81476943
> The only 'German' food I had was spaetzel made by my German friend in Stuttgart
kek you poor bastard didn't even get a chance to have the REAL Spaetzel, the Allgauer Spaetzel.
>>81476545
Why is everyone getting hung up on one meal? You literally can't eat heavy as fuck German food for every meal.
>>81477315
So good. It was worth
>>81477491
Probably one of the worst Pizza's i've seen. Italian and Greek pizza styles are the best. Especially those "Fruit of the sea" ones
>>81477640
cuck
>>81477315
this. do not support your enemy.
>>81458870
That pizza has no cheese on it.
I want to study Business in Germany for 3 weeks during the winter to satisfy my Business: International Management in an Inter-Cultural Environment course. The university is located in Fulda.
http://www.isu-fulda.de/iwu/
What are my chances of seeing a camel jockey there?
>>81477078
No, this is the german way. They take everything to absurd lengths while the anglo has the natural inclination to make exceptions and half arse everything. Nationalism was great but the germans ruined it by trying to fucking take over europe and genocide non-nationalists. Now immigration is trendy they've become the biggest pro-immigration cucks in the world, proudly beckoning in the death of germany. Under the soviets they had the best, most absurdly effectual secret police.
They're literally incapable of just stopping at a reasonable point. If americans adopted german sensibilities then this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_men_are_created_equal probably would have included black people, rather than the anglo - "All men (except for those ones we don't like)..."
>>81468170
Wursts will soon renamed 'Ahmed's penisch' to promote interracial intercourse.
>>81477617
How the hell do u know what kind of spaetzel I had? It was baked...it was 4 years aho and I can't exactly remember what was in it
>>81477774
>implying you've never had döner
Kys
>>81477958
Its close to Frankfurt, so you'll be enriched when you go there.
Fulda itself should be ok.
>>81478136
Because you were in Stuttgart my friend. Different regions pride themselves on different types of food. These noodles are one of them.
>>81478240
So stay away from Frankfurt and I'll be fine?
I also have family living at Raamstein AFB, so I'll be staying with them on the weekends.
>>81478179
I did until the mass immigration shit happened.
>>81478050
This is a good observation.
>>81478341
So, where is spaetzel better? I thought it was pretty good, what my friend made. She was hot too so hopefully she pumped her German pussy juice into the noodles
>>81458870
Next time, don't do to NRW, Bremen or Berlin.
>>81478408
Just have your wits about you if you go to Frankfurt. But really there's no reason to go to Frankfurt, its just like any other souless big city. Barely even German.
Go to Dresden, Nuremberg, Leipzig, Prague, Innsbruck instead.
>>81462916
tsssss...homerun chippah
>>81478443
Exactly. I was there in 2012 when I was eating it so don't fucking act like you didn't partake in the deliciousness
Also, in 2012, all the turks were wearing fanny packs and acting hard core...it was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen
>>81458870
>going ax To germNy on vacation
>goon to Germany
>>81458870
"""""pizza"""""
>>81459726
>Jewish mindset
Disregarded.
>>81458870
>that "thing"
>pizza
oh my
>>81478691
The State department warns that:
>Hooligans, most often drunken “skinheads,” have harassed and attacked perceived foreigners or members of rival groups.
Are they really that dangerous or is the State dept really exaggerating?
https://travel.state.gov/content/passports/en/country/germany.html
>>81463558
No its a gender
>>81478958
Just dont be brown and hooligans wont mess with you.
>>81472434
lol I'm in Erlangen
>>81479136
Then I'll be fine.
What are the women like? Could I bring one home?
>>81462025
>italian milk tea
>>81479202
They are incredibly easy, but unlike with the hool situation you would be better off being brown.
Can't have everything, man.
>>81478903
Kill yourself
>>81479202
Only if you're brown.
but seriously, just be agressive when speaking to women and they'll love it. All German men are pussys and never go after women. This is why the negro is so successful here. They go after them hard, and it works because German women arent used to it.
>>81478903
Better than the Italian food in Rome thats for sure. That place has been ruined by tourists.
>>81461166
>american education
Germany's not a country anymore, it is a designated economic zone.
>>81478903
>>that "thing"
>>pizza
>oh my
Well, Giovanni, all our pizza places have Turks as cooks. So what do you expect if no credible Italian pizza cooks want to move to Germany?
>>81479416
>>81479433
>Aggressive
Do tell more, I want to know.
>>81479432
t. 6th generation Sicilian shitskin who thinks he is an expert on pizza because he visited Little Italy.
kys
tHERE'S SO MUCH WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>81479726
Yell "ficki ficki" and touch them in inappropriate places.
>>81479726
Just walk up to a girl you think is cute. (Maybe practice on an ugo first). Just start speaking to her in English. Tell her you think shes cute and would like to have a cup of coffee with her. It'll work like 25% of the time.
>>81479628
Tourists areas in Rome have shitty food. There are some great places to eat, but they tend to be far away from most tourist attractions
>>81479719
I see
>>81472737
not going to get advice from people who cover a shit ton of cheese in everything they eat
>>81478903
At least not pan pizza.
>>81480015
>>81480015
>Tell her you think shes cute and would like to have a cup of coffee with her. It'll work like 25% of the time.
so do you rape her with your friends and family before or after the coffee
Everything is smaller, shittier, stinkier in Europe.
t. Been there done that
>>81480135
That only works if you're brown bro.
