I'm not sure how this game works exactly, but would it be possible to drop a ton of rare Pokemon in the hood? Is this a redpilling opportunity?
>>81452509
No you cannot force the spawns or anything. Its all randomly generated in places that have high phone traffic.
>>81452509
game is cancer
people think its making people less lazy
as if simply walking around like a dindu isnt lazy
>>81452700
has anyone got their fuck on through this app? serious
>>81452700
If I'm not mistaken, it's possible to use a lure to increase the rate of encounter for everyone in the vicinity.
>>81452973
I mean I fuck my gf before and after I go out to play it.
>>81453225
Yes, but only at PokeStops. Which are specific locations that the game deisgners set up. Usually public places like a museum or a restaurant. Not anything like "Tyrone's Gang HQ".
Could we start to spread rumours via hashtags on Twitter claiming rare pokemon's or to be found in various no-go-zones and the hood?
>>81454693
I guess you could, but if its a bad hood people will already know not to go in it. Besides the pokemon are just randomly spawned, its not like there are rare pokemon at specific locations for more than say 10 minutes.
>>81454693
ATTENTION ALL POKEMON GO PLAYERS - GLITCH CAUSES RARE POKEMON TO BE DROPPED IN MOLENBEEK AT 99X THE NORMAL RATE
>>81452973
I know a dude that got a date with an ugly fat girl he meet at the park while both chasing pokemons
>>81454693
We could if we were edgy faggots on/b/ and wanted harm to come to naive middle class kids
You could drop lures and lead them to the hood area.
>>81452509
You dont need to. Learn the hashtags or chat programs they use, photoshop a rare (not super rare) pokemon into a cut down google image, and announce you found XYZ pokemon in shitty hood area.
Get a few different angles of the same pokemon, over a few different accounts on twitter, and watch the shitstorm.
>>81455592
Google map, street view the worst hood area in US. Photoshop Pokemon Go UI on top, add desirable pokemon, screenie, twitter. Do it multiple times over various accounts, use others to back it up.....Job done
>>81455530
>He thought she was a Snorlax
Why is everyone so opposed to this game on this board?
I don't see the harm that comes from it. Its just some fun.
>>81452729
It's good but normies are making it cancer
>>81456261
r
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>>81456261
Trucknisia is right
>>81455364
Really? Didn't get one.
>>81457050
Don't lump me in with roaches desu
Can you even battle trainers?
>>81458244
in the upcoming updates they said, they gonna milk this shit and even add all the gens slowly
>>81453225
Possible, but you can only place them on local landmarks. You won't be able to place one on some run down nigger Estate.
I'm too busy playing Monster Hunter Generations while doing the plank for that. When I go out on a walk I do it to enjoy my surroundings.
Fuck...I actually want to try it but I don't want to be a follower and I actually would rather continue working on my codes and comics and paintings and writing music, I suppose I could squeeze it in, but I don't want to be a Pokemon GOY and get assfucked by Google knowing my location
>>81458830
you can, actually
half of those "landmarks" are pure bullshit like glory hole clubs or trash bins with weird shape
you can request more to be added too
Ingress is pretty good. Fuck the Pokémon skinned version.
I am sick of these little shits jumping the fence onto my property. I have chased off about 10 kids. I am going to release my German Shepard next.
>>81452509
lol you are 10/10 autistard
>>81456261
youre right actually i always wanted this as a kid but they are destroying my childhood
>>81456918
SUMMER
>>81458935
>look how special I am
Fuck off
>>81459386
Set bear traps
>>81459662
I'm just deciding if it's worth my time...Do you guys play MHX? It's fucking awesome and I'd get an AR version in a heartbeat...but Pokemon? Ugh, it could be fun but take up too much time, I'm already busy enough improving my life, mind, and body, using the subjects I listed which could be a good reference for others if they want to become more like their ancestors or people who shape the World today. We just have to restore modern art and music and make what's actually good popular. I want my work to be less special and more mainstream so I can make $hekels for my hard work.
>>81458935
You're making yourself look like an instagramwhore go to tumblr cuck
>>81453773
A lot of churches and parks do end up with PokeStops.
>>81455304
Spawn points aren't random- if you find a given Pokemon in a given area, it'll show up again eventually. Of course, what shows up depends on trainer level too. Low level trainers will usually never see rarer Pokemon to begin with.
And at this point, you'll see locals coming over if there's lures popping. I had one guy near my work run into a window because he had his head down, his posse laughed their asses off but three of them had Go running on their phones too and they were definitely ghetto types.
>>81459502
Ok, how exactly are they ruining your childhood ? They are playing a mobile game.
You people sound extremely edgy.
>>81460057
Go drive take a Sunday drive down a populated beachfront you savage monster, race of fiends and cretins you be.
>>81452729
Seriously... How old are all of these faggots playing a children's game?
>>81460054
Fuck off and make a blog somewhere else you obnoxious faggot
>>81460485
Keep on worshiping degenerate lousy, lazy pieces of crap instead of setting a better standard for yourself and the world thing, anglo scum. You jelly of all these thousands of Miles I can just hop in the car and go see any time? Yeah I bet you are. No traffic out here, sunny, hot weather, places with 0 Sjws and hot blonde mormon chicks right next door.
>>81460257
They are normifying it by making it a trend
"omg i'm such a nerd caught a pokemon"
misspelling pokemon names etc
I don't want to bitch about it idc really but just ruins it a bit
>>81460957
>talks about improving myself
>posts sir Oswald Mosley as if it's a bad thing
Idiot
>>81460054
You're that kinda guy ?
the guy that when someone asks him if he had a nice day to make small talk, starts boring the shit out of him but telling him every detail.
do us a favor and kys
>>81460969
See, and this is what worries me. /Pol/ accuses people of being edgelords, when truly, they are the ones striking for the top, denying anything that more than a handful of people might like.
The thing that bothers me is that some people actually give a damn about something becoming a trend.
If that can worry someone, they must truly be the edgiest of edgy.
>>81460969
>normifying pokemon
lmao what? what does that even mean?
>>81452509
No, not possible.
> You do not control where Pokemon show up
> You can place a Lure on a Pokestop, which will attract Pokemon to that stop and benefit everyone.
> Pokestops are the same places as the Portals they used for Ingress.
Technically someone could drop a Lure on a Pokestop in a shady spot but than it's the persons own fault for walking there staring at their phone.
>>81461179
>>81461261
SHUT UP YOU GUYS DON'T CARE ABOUT COOL STUFF LIKE ME YOU'RE JUST ALL ABOUT POKEMON GAY! REEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE
>>81460969
Normifying pokemon? Were you even alive in the 90s?
>>81455560
Nothing edgy about it. It's a learning experience.
>>81452509
you can do great crimes thanks to pokegoy go
>>81461937
No, we have our own I interests and don't feel the desire to write paragraph long posts on an anonymous image board when nobody asked for it you utter twat
>>81462401
You've written almost an entire paragraph discrediting my superior hobbies so what now redcoat? You jelly I'm 1/2 German?
>>81461485
>>81461445
>>81462076
Like this fb.com/groups/996382600479622/permalink/1000686000049282/
It gets worse, be thankful you can't read Arabic, sure as hell wish i couldn't
>>81453225
And a ching chong ding to you mr roboto
>>81462599
>A father going on an outdoors adventure with his son to catch Pokémon and making a joke video while doing it
Oh aye lad, it truly is the end of the world.
>>81462814
You see it like that, i see it as a normie making another normie.
Also i said it doesn't bother me but kinda annoying refer to this >>81460969
>>81452509
It's a useful tool for Google jews to know everything about you. Aswell as for pedophiles to find targets.
How cucked is this society?
But muh first gen pokemanz were so cool amirite xD ^^
>Playing video games
>Ever
LMAO
Bunch of fat fucking autists
>>81456261
Only cancers plays phone garbage
>>81463258
>I see it as a normie making another normie
Do you not have a father? Is that what this is about?
>>81457786
TURK uses COUP!
. . .
It's not very effective.
>>81463290
>On 4chan
>Calling people autists
That ship has sailed my friend
>>81463258
>a normie making another normie
in what kind of world are you living in?
you can buy lures which makes lots of pokemon go to a certain spot, i hear. so yea, but i dont think you can dictate if it would be rare or not. although i heard that the more people gather, the more rare pokemon come out. so possibly if you get it just right at the right time with large crowds or something and a lure, maybe you can make it happen.
>>81452700
>in places that have high phone traffic
So it won't even force the autists and manchildren to experience nature? Just create hordes of zombies walking around cities?
>>81463525
>implying that means anything at all
not everyone is as autistic as you, mate. browsing 4chan occasionally means literally nothing where as playing video games = massive fucking fat greasy faggot
>>81452509
Love the irony how people suddenly care about Pokemon and the franchise because of MUH NOSTALGIA when they would've laughed any other day of the week if someone mentioned they played it.
Why is it always nerd culture that has to be ruined by normalfags to begin with?
>>81463525
Britbongs are always such assholes
Jenwunners ftw
Fuk off Normies
>>81464160
There's a difference between sitting down and playing Pokemon on a DS and going out and about meeting new people and catching Pokemon in real life.
>>81463760
a world where people idolize the Kardashians instead of Elon Musk.
>>81456261
>It's good
No, it's not.
>>81464375
yea the difference is mentally ill people will use any excuse, such as alcohol, to justify their dependence on having small talk with others.
Just emulated the real games on your phone. You can even apply filters so the games will look just like you nostalgiafags remember.
>>81464597
>Talking to other people makes you mentally ill
>Sitting at home all day wanking to anime and screaming about the Jews? Perfectly normal.
>>81464160
pokemon is/was one of most widely played videogame from the beginning. how has it been ruined by """"normies"""""?
>>81464597
America wins....
AGAIN
>>81464375
>DS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81464714
You're missing the point of Pokemon Go.
>>81455530
did that "dude" happen to be "you"?
also, whaling is banned in French territories
>>81464777
I'm more taking a stab at the faux psuedo nerd trend rather than the game and franchise itself.
>>81461485
>>81461445
>>81462076
Also fb.com/uniladmag/videos/2320811597941886/
>>81452509
>owning a smartphone
>letting this (totally not controlled by the government) app access your data and gps location
>the company that developed the app can use the data as they see fit and send it to the ((((appropriate authorities))))
GOOD GOY
>>81465168
playing pokemon has never been seen as a nerd thing to do. its not like collecting anime figurines and whatnot.
anyway, that pokemon Go trend wont last very long, I think. People will get bored pretty quickly
>>81465326
That was great. Post more.
>>81452509
>I'm not sure how this game works exactly
Actually it doesn't works at all so you don't need to do.
>>81464173
We're just better than you and you're mad
>>81452509
Put one of these in "tha hood" that's relatively close to a white area at the evening.
>>81465532
>Pokemon Go won't last very long
I hope so, I really do, it's made me despise mobile phones even more. I'm giving it a month or until summer is over then everyone will have forgotten about it and moved onto the next thing.
>>81465326
For reference, that video was made a year ago. So you've also managed to make yourself look like a retard by proving that Pokemon has been "normie" way longer than Pokemon Go has existed.
>>81456261
Gib Clefairy plox
>>81465735
No, you are a teeny tiny island, us younger nations are stronger and more vast for exploring and camping and whatnot, you're just a city-slickin' old timer with no guts.
>>81464796
You can play that game on a DS faglord.
You can play the original games on a 3DS.
Good luck finding a non-degenerate woman who tolerates you playing games.
>>81465532
I used to hope the same thing about anime.
Unfortunately for me, it`s still going fairly strong.
Well, at least the amount of people constantly trying to tell me how good it is has lessened, so I guess that`s a win.
>>81466298
Its for GBA, americuck
>>81466298
>>81464375
>DS
>3DS
Where are the fucking autism police when you need them?
>>81465949
>>81465949
>>81465949
Made a year ago, shared on every facebook page now.
It's like talking to a shillary
>people seriously playing CIA spyware
>rather than just spying on people, CIA is now able to tell random drones where to go and what to film too
Its the ultimate example of blue pill and how readily humans take it.
>>81466500
>600,000 views before Pokemon Go even released
>n-no it's o-only p-popular now!
It's like talking to Ted Cruz.
>>81460359
18-28 i guess.
>>81452729
A lot of people bike from gym to gym
>>81455304
One guy caught 4 dratini's close to the town castle. It has a moat and its next to the river. We find all kinds of waterpokemon there.
Its not random, at least not completely
>>81452973
I was walking around last night looking for a place to buy guacamole stuff, and this qt grill came up and asked me what team I was. I'd imagine it's pretty easy as long as you're not fat/ugly.
>>81466662
Who has 1,000,000 Pokés?!
>>81466607
Yeah, cia is behind that, that's why it's so buggy and servers always down, facebook is better at that, you sound like a mudslim, putout
>>81466646
I bet you voted to remain.
there videos for the past month only
https://www.youtube.com/results?q=Pokemon+Go+In+Real+Life+Prank&sp=EgIIBA%253D%253D
also pic related
>>81467157
I voted to Leave. No amount of videos of people having run and spending time with each other will somehow make me think Pokemon Go is a bad thing, you retarded paki.
>>81464375
>and catching Pokemon in real life
You're not doing shit in real life other than playing an Angry Birds knockoff for internet achievement points and annoying people.
>>81458935
>autism the post
>>81467367
If you're annoyed by other people using their own phones to do whatever they feel like doing on their own phones, then that's your problem.
I'll say this much though. I've noticed a running theme among those who hate Pokemon Go. They're all fat NEETs. Every single one of them.
>>81467348
Who said it was a bad thing ?
read >>81456261
>>81467157
You forgot to turn off you proxy, Langley.
>>81463923
Maybe not for people in london and jewyork but they are gone.
People from villages or smaller city's who are into it will get the urge to check out parks, woods and the next town over.
>>81467367
I think the saddest thing about this whole craze is how people are excited about things which aren't real.
>>81467657
Oh yeah sorry, I forgot it's not the game that's the problem, it's people having fun with the game that's the problem. Kek.
>>81467741
>He says while complaining about Jewish conspiracies every single day
All you people bitching about it, and I'm just here hardcore training my Jolteon so I can nickname him FuckAllah before dropping him off at the gym/local mosque
>>81452509
>contrarian friend: Pokemon is so gay. I'll never play
>a couple days later: I'm at level 15 and I have a Dragonite
>>81467596
For me they just seem like a bunch of hypocrites. They hate hipsters, but act like them. They accuse people of edginess, when they are the very embodiment.
I`m just really dissapointed how people who refer to themselves as "based", are triggered by people playing a phone game (or doing any sort of activity that might be somewhat more popular).
How is that based ? And how is that even bothering in any way. Just ignore it, them, everything. Why would that be so hard ?
>>81468083
Wish i had the balls to do that here.
A mosque every 500 meters
Does it reward you for going into nature and shit or just places in town? Do you have to stare at it the whole time? I wouldnt mind fucking with it on a hike in the woods or something
>>81468245
From what I've read, it needs landmarks essentially to work. You don't need to stare at it. You can stick it in your pocket and it buzzes when a Pokemon is nearby.
>>81452509
>I'm not sure how this game works exactly
It fucking doesn't. Optimize your servers, nip pieces of shit.
Just a reminder for whoever plays this that Team Instinct is the Master Fifth Reich Race and picking any other team makes you a faggot.
>>81468437
Mystic > Instinct you aryan jewshit from jewnited states of jewmerikkka
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is.
>>81452509
Eh, we could actually put people in danger. So I vote no, we don't do this.
>>81468245
there are eggs which can be hatched by moving less than 20km/h
2km 5km and 10km
>>81468230
> Just ignore it, them, everything.
Ignorance is strength!
look at yourself, What are you even proposing there? just telling people to be passive and go out to the proverbial cabin in the woods.
NOT doing that is what is "based".
>>81462549
Jesus shut the fuck up will you? Insecure little shit who cant handle being dissed on 4chan Go back to your """"""""hobbies""""""""
>>81468437
literally no gyms in my area are owned by instinct, i went with blue team
>>81452509
>Getting people killed
>Good
Pick one.
>>81452509
>I'm not sure how this game works exactly
Well I can tell you, it doesn't.
>>81468437
This.
>leader is a man
>human-centered, based on human spirit and willpower and being in touch with human nature
>lightning bold associated with fascist imagery and is high energy
>zapdos objectively the best bird
>focus is literally on eugenics
>"trust your gut" - obviously the Trump-approved team
>least popular, not full of redditors and normie tryhards
Valor is called the Red Menace for a reason.
>>81469305
This is why you buy an Android or just play good pokemon
>>81469485
I have android, just grabbed that on goyggle.
>>81469629
Jewggle you mean? They own JewTube now
>>81468878
From one ditch straight to another.
I am proposing you try to focus your great mental abilities on useful subjects, not pretending to be "based" when hating on people having fun.
You don`t have to close your eyes and ears, just lighten up a bit.
Even Orwell cringed a bit in his grave after reading your deeply concerned response.
>>81469397
Mystic > Valor > Instinct
>>81469754
I doubt the Chosen drink their own kool-aid.
>>81452509
Why are people so malevolent with this? Why would you want to trick people just trying to enjoy themselves into getting hurt/beaten/etc.? Just calm down and go outside. You wouldn't be 'redpilling' anyone, just putting people at risk.
>>81468783
Lucky lad
I don't play Pokemon Go, never intend to. I might just walk into a crowd of Pokezombies intentionally to hunt down qts that aren't fixated on their phones playing that goddamn game.
>>81469867
Nigger Jews?
>>81468783
New copypasta
>>81468690
Heres a simplier chart for any shitposter to understand:
>Valor
Total scum, similar to libertarian left, they are too concerned with muh pokemon feelz, they feel proud cause a lot of people picked it since it is focused in emotions and probably weed. Hippies.
>Mystic
Commies scum. Focused in the collective and giving others handjobs in the free time probably, since they like helping each other so much. Care about the group of muh minorities and create a false state of safe space, similar to the authoritarian left.
>Instinct
Fuck your feelings. The weak must fear the strong. Focused on the individual and personal gains. The true master race of the game.
>>81452509
Jesus christ just end your life you fucking autist
>>81460257
Their memeing the shit out of to the point of if having a bad stigma (wait till more deaths and such). Also I talk to my normie friend and he doesn't seem the mind the whole data mining and gps tracking on his phone as long as he gets his pokeymons.
>>81469982
The only good Jews.
>>81469867
Black israelites ?
>>81469883
>t. reddit
>mfw normies literally play this
And they call me the manchild hahhahaha
>>81455920
>>81455764
The pokemon go map looks nothing like google maps you moron. Slapping the UI onto a google maps interface won't look anything like the real deal.
>>81468230
>mfw i know this guy on the pic
fkkk
>>81469884
>I don't play Pokemon Go, never intend to. I might just walk into a crowd of Pokezombies intentionally to hunt down qts that aren't fixated on their phones playing that goddamn game.
This seriously will work. Hell, even if some hot chick is playing the game, just pretend to make fun of her for it and you'll get her panties wet anyway. Most of the younger girls out there and hotter girls have never played a Pokemon game before.
Just be careful though. Two girls talking to me were obviously still in high school (I'm 30). I purposefully asked which college they were going to when they admitted they were 16.
Make sure to ID a girl before you try taking her in the backseat of your car.
>>81452700
So, if you got enough signals concentrated in one area you could trigger spawns?
>>81470040
Instinct is /pol/ tier. Mystic is full of lefties and sjw's
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is.
>>81460257
"Cool kids" made fun of me and my friends for playing Pokemon back when we were 14. Now the same kind of people think it's cool to run around catching Pokemon. I'm not super pissed, but it does bother me.
>>81470533
>Austria- the original Nazis
>>81470266
>points out OP's cruelness
>must be from reddit
Not everyone is a hostile asshole on here anon, just a heads up.
>>81470513
>>81468783
What's going on here?
>>81452509
Nintendo execs must be cuming buckets in their pants. To think this all came out of a fucking joke. It's truly quite ludicrous.
>The concept for the game was conceived in 2014 by Satoru Iwata of Nintendo and Tsunekazu Ishihara of The Pokémon Company as an April Fools' Day collaboration with Google, called Pokémon Challenge.
>>81469832
Mystic is literally the reddit SJW team. Blue = blue pill. Instinct is third position.
>>81470533
This is how Hitlers are born.
>>81470890
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is...
>>81470920
if they decide to link it to Pokebank they can start printing ludicrous amounts of money
>>81452509
>Pokemon Go
Shit tier garbage for gen wunner normies. Seriously, just play the actual games rather then this spinoff shit which is nothing like the gameplay of the main series.
>>81469802
>people having fun
This is the part I will never ever understand about PGO or mobile games in general. What are you getting the fun out of? These games are always simplistic and pose absolutely no challenge so there's no satisfaction of learning and beating one like with a real video game. And they don't offer any reward other than a score on your phone. What drives people to waste hours on this drivel?
>>81470513
Why would you make copy like this and not include the picture that looked like the girl (though she had shorter hair with highlights).
Another funny part of it was she asked me my facebook name, and I said I didn't use my real name since I don't want places to find me. So she made fun of me for my made-up facebook name.
Then when I found her profile, she had some obviously made-up facebook name too. So she was making fun of me for exactly what she was doing. Was a good night.
Should I ask her on a Pokemon hunting date?
I spent a few hundred hours on a Taiwanese carpet weaving forum last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people posting. There were even club girls posting. Lots of people out walking their dogs posting. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was posting. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this website doing that's any good?" I replied "It got here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably post on it today even though she doesn't know what an autist even is.
>>81471244
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is
>>81452729
>people think its making people less lazy
>as if simply walking around like a dindu isnt lazy
Holy fucking shit this.
>Hurr I slowly walked around a park for 15 minutes flicking my thumb, I got my exercise for the day!
>>81471244
there is a meta game, once the game works out it's shitty bugs there is some complexity to it
Also it's fun to play with friends, I mean games are fun and all but it's who you play with that makes the game good for me.
>>81471259
Hory sheeit.
>>81452509
fucking casualfags
>going on a passionate tirade about Pokemon Go on /pol/
How people can do this without killing themselves is beyond me
>>81452509
I remember when Phantasy Star 3 ended up being just a fucking card game. Then Banjo & Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts was a shit tier NFS gig. And then everyone fawned over that WoW card game for some reason. This is no different.
>>81472003
>This is no different.
There weren't hot girls in yoga pants walking around suburban downtowns playing those games.
>>81470422
Good thinking, I'll have to ID them to filter out the underages.
>>81472505
I have the anime and all translated light novels and manga... In my opinion, and don't hold this against me, but anyone who takes a signature as serious as to write it that way is completely ignorant to the fact that everyone calls her "Holo". I completely understand Horo, but Korbo... Seriously... Rant over...
>>81473142
>I completely understand Horo, but Korbo... Seriously... Rant over...
I have no clue what the fuck any of that even means.
>>81470436
>buy a hundred phones
>set them up to use phone traffic automatically
>go to ghetto neighborhood
>superglue them to the ground, face down
>or hide them on rooftops
>successfully lure people into the ghettos
>they get redpilled very quickly
Alternatively, you could give criminals in the ghettos the idea to self-fund the pokefag luring method. It isn't in their best interest to redpill people on them, but the responsibility for their actions is distributed (like in communism) so they will still take advantage of this opportunity. Eventually news outlets would pick up on the story of criminals baiting people into ghetto neighborhoods. Liberalism would once again publicly face the contradiction of its promises and its results.
>>81470533
If only you could have been super-pissed and done something about it.
>>81473714
>Yeah. The thought of this moving to /a/ , even for a second, used to be unthinkable. But it happened.
The crown of shittyness. This person needs to be executed.
>Well, it just fell into place and then people decided that they like it.
There has to be a start. And the reason why they like it is because of those kids who can't get enough. Many of the usual people jumped off, and more will follow if we don't change it.
>>81452509
You can buy a "Lure" from the store and set it on a Poke-Stop in a high-crime neighborhood.
People can see the lure has been activated there on the map and will walk over to the Poke-Stop.
If you have an Android emulator with GPS faker, you can do this from your home without having to go to the Poke-Stop yourself.
>>81471151
If the time is appropriate to post this gif, it is now.
>>81452509
>implying all black people live in the hood
How about we drop some rare pokemon in inner america trailer parks with the highest rates of heroin use in the country along with 99% white population?
Like holy shit, do you fucks actually zoom in on hood ghetto black culture to jsutify your beliefs about ALL black people?
what in the actual fuck.
Like 30 percent of blacks live in the hood.
>>81470040
Wrong
Valor has a qt tomboy as their leader so they have the fuckability
Instinct is the only male group though
>>81456261
R
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>>81468910
You won't be having the last word today britbong.
Remember a little something called 1776?
Now go back to your slags while I continue to make this country richer with my genius. Play your little pokemon goy and make out with snaggle toothed wenches, I actually use my wealth of ideas and riches to make sure I get the hottest of women with a variety of European Genes.
>>81452509
You can win a gym battle and name your self something like Kill all niggers or gas the kykes so the gym leader shows up as kill all niggers or gas the kykes for everyone near the gym
>>81471259
>>81471369
Most of reddit is playing on mystic and instinct and they hate valor, so valor is the choice for /pol/. Also red = redpill
>>81470040
Am I the only person that didn't care about the backstory and only picked the team based on what version my first pokemon game was?
>>81475131
Are any names censored? Westboro Baptist church keeps getting things named stuff like "Satan 666" or "LoveIsLove" or "NOH8".
If you wanted to name something like what you're saying, I wonder how creative you'd have to get to make it work.
>>81456261
This motherfucker plays pokemon go whilst driving trucks.
>>81452509
I want to play this but I still use a flip phone (not pic).
This game is shit.
CBA to walk around like an autist playing it properly but every time I've whipped it out when strolling around in London NOTHING spawns.
>>81475549
I couldn't pick based on my first pokemon version since my first game was the green one.
>>81475564
N0 N1gg3r5
G4S th3 Kyk3s
>>81475817
FAG KYS
I spent a few hours in a downtown suburb area last night in Michigan. There were HUNDREDS of people playing. There were even club girls playing. Lots of people out walking their dogs playing. I spoke to a number of girls who looked like they spent time working out in the yoga pants they were wearing.
The hottest girl I talked to though literally came up to me because I didn't have my phone out, and started talking to me to complain that everyone was playing Go. She approached me to complain about everyone staring at their phones. When she said "What's this game doing that's any good?" I replied "It got me out here tonight to meet you."
We became friends on facebook. God damn that girl is hot... and she told me she'd probably download it today even though she doesn't know what a Pokemon even is.
>>81452509
Pokemon DOA
>be American
>get shot by angry homeowner
>get hit by car
>fall off cliff
>crash into tree
>>81476055
You didn't even include anything about Taiwanese carpetweaving forums.
>Walk 20 miles the last few days I normally wouldn't have
>Went out to a city park until 3am when normally I wouldn't have
>Don't care about it's merit as a game that can be powergamed and used as a measuring stick for my autism
>Like that I can explore my city in ways I haven't before and get a nostalgia trip
>Taking a gym is just a way to show off your cool Pokemon, don't get a boner for it
>Meet people I normally wouldn't have thanks to it
>Not a contrarian faggot so I can have fun with it while keeping in mind it's a free app
>Got a new Note 5 to play it and the upgrade from shitty Note 1 has actually improved my ability to keep up a social life
Why is it bad again?
>>81476055
>>81476637
It's bad because I'm jealous of your Aerodactyls.
>>81476637
>not just cheating in 100+ masterballs and candies
>>81477116
That was from going out to the park until 3am
>Get off work at 12am
>Drive out of the way to visit nearby big city
>Hear the park has a lot of rares
>Get there and park, tons of people at the entrance
>Cops had kicked everyone out
>We're all just waiting there near Pokestops until the cops leave
>Get back in to the park
>Someone yells out Aerodactyl
>Everyone runs over
>Everyone having fun and high fiving/comparing levels
>Chase an electabuzz through the streets with a random group of people
>It disappears but oh well
>Go home
All that was lost was a few hours of shitposting on 4chan
>>81476637
Walking is the faggiest form of exercise you could possibly get you fucking fag
Also, what does "CP" mean and why does it go up to, and over, 1000? What happened to pokemon levels up to 100?
>>81476637
In all honesty I think this is great. It's broken the stigma of video games and turned them into social functions as games once were. The flip side of course is that google grabs all that sweet data and they aren't the most altruistic company out there.
>>81464396
And you worship Eddie Stobart: Lord of War
>>81477776
>Walking is the faggiest form of exercise you could possibly get you fucking fag
That's why I rockclimb bro
>What happened to pokemon levels up to 100?
I don't care about putting the old levels in to this. It's just a number they use to represent strength, the real advantage is if you know how to actually dodge in a fight.
>>81477789
Exactly. If you go in to it wanting to play it like some kind of powerleveling "I'm going to win" attitude you will be left wanting but if you want to do it to supplement your activities it's great.
>>81452509
Can probably force a shit ton of phone traffic via emulators concentrated in the ghetto
>>81457786
He said truck, not Turk. Truck as in "the diversity in France hit me like a truck."
>>81478789
Kek
Fags
What's funny is the game is a rip off of a game made by a guy I know. It existed on the market for years.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mobbles.mobbles
Funny to see him miss that boat
>>81466974
jeb?
>>81464796
>that moveset
Fucking fire spin LMAO kill yourself.
>>81474692
>Valor has a qt tomboy as their leader so they have the fuckability
this
literally chose valor solely because of the leader's silhouette
>>81480506
AR shit like this has existed for years m8. Everyone knows they're existed for years. But this is Pokemon. That's the difference. Your friend didn't miss anything. He just didn't have the pulling power of Pokemon.
>>81466974
>>81480594
JEB
>>81471498
Everyone I've seen talk shit are the actual autists who can't breath fresh air without getting an anxiety attack.
>>81474384
>How about we drop some rare pokemon in inner america trailer parks with the highest rates of heroin use in the country along with 99% white population?
And still have lower crime rates than inner city shitholes.
>>81475476
Valor is the whitest attribute ever.
Instinct is for Niggers and Mystic is the reddit pseudo intellectual.
>>81481150
Yeah I guess
It's fucking amazing what branding can do to a business!
