Superpower by 2030
Dare prove me wrong.
>>81429002
POO
>>81429002
Amazing how a country can send space probes while having more than half of its population shitting in the streets.
>>81429002
Still shitting in the streets in 2030.
I'm taking the safer bet Pajeett.
>>81429049
in loo
haha :)
>>81429002
Superpoower by 2030 you mean?
India is an upcoming superpower and always will be.
>>81429002
u dont even have running water/electricity
literal SHIThole
>>81429002
SHIT
Is the designated shitting street near where you live?
>>81429080
Make no mistake. That's actually the designated shitting orbit.
>>81429002
Yes you're from that country claiming it's going to become a superpower which already shows how baised you are considering it's a 3rd world country that literally has public announcements telling its people to please not poop in public places to boot by the time 2030 comes around you'll catch up with the world in the state it was around now while 1st world countries that actually matter will be far ahead of you so although your country may improve by then you will still be far far behind. Oh and obligatory POO
IN
LOO
>>81429002
Still a way to go Pajeet,i think 2030 is a bit of a squeeze don't you agree?
>>81429116
LOO
>>81429002
That's not how it works. you have to prove your point right before people prove it wrong.
Lol, India will never even figure out how to use toilets
>>81429002
can`t wait to have shit flying everywhere in our orbit
>>81429002
>>81429176
If Pajeet could squeeze properly they wouldn't have such a hard time not shitting in the streets.
>>81429080
Well, they need this to send their shit to space
>>81429002
Limited horizon. India's foreign policy is like 80% Pakistan. They're also still burdened with postcolonial ideology -- you can't be a "power" if you fear using it.
That said, China might push them into the role. They should be shutting China out of East Africa and the SCS right now or they're going to be penned in forever. We've seen a bit of movement on these fronts but not any superpower urgency.
>>81429191
Pajeet
>>81429002
>DEHZEEGNADUHD SHIDDING SDREEDS
>>81429265
>>81429176
>UK
>global power
>>81429002
Poo in loo by 2030. India's top scientists are on the verge of a break through. They've almost cracked the code into teaching the population of grown adults how to not shit in the streets. The problem will be solved by 2030 guys, screenshot this.
Dare prove me wrong.
I love India, not know why but i think that indians mostly are kind and peaceful people. OP what do you think about PM, Narendra Modi?
>>81429002
fecalmatterpollutionglobalmap.jpg
publicdefecationglobalmap.jpg
>>81429537
Well we are dominions which can be called upon
>2031
>India's first moon mission ends in tragedy as Astronaut Pajeet removes his space suit to poop on the lunar surface.
>>81429537
Now now son. Don't forget our glory is your glory.
There's no way our awful country will become a superpower in this century, let alone 14 years. OP is retarded.
>>81429729
There's no way our awful Poo will be in a loo in this century, let alone 14 years. OP is retarded.
>>81429002
TURDS....
IN....
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE..........
you still poop and drink from the same "river"
>>81429002
1. Dalits
2. Rural villagers
3. Muslims
>>81429002
>2030
>be Pajeet
>finally win the toilet wars against the witches
>die a week later due to poor hygiene
>>81429729
fuck you liberal loo, you have to believe in spite of everything. SHIVA POWER!!!!!
Pooper power more like.
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
>>81429886
Hahaha!
>>81429002
>Superpower by 2030
"Indianman.
Indianman,
Shit anywhere
'cept toilet."
>>81429697
Kek
>>81430165
Even the dirty Chinks think you're bad.
Wow
all these westerners are laughing now, but soon India will become stronger than the US by the end of the century. It may not be by 2030, but I will guarantee it will be at some point before the 22nd century. Asia will rise and advance past the west.
>>81430413
But will they ever figure out how to poo in a loo?
>>81430413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>81429080
>more than half of its population shitting in the streets.
That still leaves more than 500,000,000 people who are not shitting in the streets.
The half a billion street shitters don't do any harm to the economy or society as long as you don't start paying them welfare or something. Actually it's pretty damn useful to have endless supply of practically free labour.
>>81429002
>year is 2030
>the west has all but surrendered to islam
>the last bastions of freedom in Europe under dire siege from the countless hordes of kebab
>suddenly the earth is shaking
>An enormous brown torrent rises up in the horizon
>It's the Indians
>The muslim hordes drown and are washed away by the endless cascades of poo
>Europe is saved and is rebuilt upon the new fertile soil
I could have sworn it was 2020 not too long ago
Why the delay?
>>81429002
>2016
>country isn't modernized to the degree that people still shit on the streets
>class system
>guys, guys in just 14 years we'll be superpower
>>81430222
>>81430511
Its will be their strength. They will start mining the stuff like guano. Their world leading poo scientists are already working on a great industral use for the vast supply.
>>81430674
just widening the goal posts
Can't poo in loo but can contribute to running the planet? Sure thing Pajeet.
>>81429628
Bullshit you fucking bootlicker pommie cunt
>>81430571
I don't think these people can work if they step on poo everytime.
>>81431015
Fuck off back to china Wong.
>>81431015
well we did through ourselves into their wars two times already
>>81429122
Nice bantz Ahmed, want to bring them to the white house.
>>81429002
You won't solve the open defecation problem by 2030. Proper sanitation is a prerequisite for super power status.
God damn OP stop being an embarrassment.
>>81429002
I believe in you, India. Use your nukes for the greater good.
>>81429176
>France and UK above Russia
>Australia above India
holy fuck the bias is real
>>81429002
China will steal your limelight
prove me wrong
>>81429002
LOL
>super power
>shitting in the streets
pick one
>>81429249
Fucking dead LOL
>>81429537
UK has the capability to deploy and maintain troops everywhere in the world, so yeah they are still quite tough
>>81430353
Oi you fucking shitcunt nip
Get fucked
>>81431148
Fuck off back to India Pajeet
Pooper power in 2030
GO BRICS !
>>81429002
I can't.
I think poo warfare is the future and I surrender.
>>81429002
More like superpooper
Also, what happened? Used to be 2020,, pushed the date back, Pajeet?
>>81430165
fuck man.. 22 years in this country and even I did not know it was so bad. God I love you /pol/ and sorry for all the times my retard countrymen make such threads.
Everyday I pray to whatever gods I can that /pol/ and I will still be around on January 1st, 2030.
I can't wait to LITERALLY shit post
>>81429002
do you have a toilet my aryan friend?
More like pooperpower pajeet
>>81437110
screen capping this for that day, I'll see you in 14 years
if consecutive digits, India will have a COUP IN THE LOO next year and go back to the stone age
Friend, you can become God in 2030, but if you still shit in the streets, I'm not interested in your culture at all.
I dare any country to invade this beach.
poo in loo
Can't even shit straight. Would need 100 million toilets for that 'army'.
>>81429002
Over half your country still shits in the streets.
You cant be considered a superpower until youre toilet trained.
>Having a butthole in the middle of your flag
The part of India where I spend most of time (here: https://youtu.be/bZMFeQkPza0 ) is nothing like /pol/ thinks though. I am so fucking shocked by that chinklink now everything is falling into place. I thought poo in loo was just aj overused meme.. but oh fuck.
>>81429249
>>81429537
The UK swings a lot of pipe for a country with that small of a landmass
>>81437628
You use this as your evidence to be a super pooer eh i mean power
>Shit music
>Autistic poo in the loos everywhere
>Poo all over the ground
>poo covered tarps
>India
lel kys
>>81430413
This is actually entirely true.
>>81437873
I know who you are, you're the faggot who makes posts about hating India but you are a curry nigger yourself.
>>81429176
France above germany?
>>81429249
sav'd
>>81438200
Also above China and Russia.
https://youtu.be/E5pMSCv9-SU
>>81429002
If any one of you faggots care to educate yourself, a book called The Four Fingers of Death, by Rick Moody, is strangely prophetic to our times.
>>81429002
Oh, and island, by Auldous Huxley.
That is all.
>>81438605
Why are they dancing around? Or are they just trying to avoid stepping in poo
If they knew of a way to turn turds into money it's superpower by 2018
>>81429002
I'm sure their GDPOO will exceed all others
What's the malfunction with the shitting in the open thing anyway?
I understand a lot of India has really underdeveloped infrastructure, but even people in the most backwoods part of the U.S. before indoor plumbing at least dug a hole and put a shack around it.
I mean come the fuck on.
>>81429002
Super compost maybe
>>81439249
Maybe they could burn it to make electricity or something. But, that would require them to shit into some kind of receptacle and not the street
>>81429002
Didn't the meme used to be superpower by 2020?
>>81429002
Superpooer by 2030
Earlier 2020 atleast
>>81436653
R A R E
In 2030 there will be shitting streets paved with marble!
>>81429002
Goodnight, Sweet Prince ;_;
>>81429002
Poo in loo, Pajeet.
So what's the deal, India? China's just as backwards and barbaric as you (hell they don't even speak the same language as each other) and they can still into superpower, but you're shitting in the streets. Is it the caste system? Or is it just too easy educated Indians to get the fuck out of your shit hole country?
>>81443073
mostly the fact that nobody is afraid of the government because the government cannot make people disappear, unlike China.
The average Indian possesses more free will and is more of a sentient being than the average Chinese who worships the party
>>81429002
Don't shitpost. Indians can post on different threads in /pol/ without being harassed.
To be fair though, being a superpower is about power projection. Detroit's current state in no way negates American carrier strike groups and overseas bases.
How are so many poo in loos just now figuring out that poo in loo is not just a meme, but actuality? Do you not travel outside of your village?
>>81443457
every time
It would happen a ww3 with nukes before and it'll change the world as we know.
Even if USA starts failing, it'll create new wars and conflicts to keep in control
