if you had a time machine, what would you do?
It's not a question of "what", it's a question of "who".
Sodomize her.
>>81423590
Give Anne Frank a ball point pen.
Show abolitionists footage of Black Lives Matter protests and riots.
Show early feminists footage of women walking around topless yelling obscenities.
>>81423590
Make sure she didn't she a virgin.
>>81423590
Whatever I could to get the Japanese to not bomb pearl harbor.
Rewrite the bible and have jesus command people to fart in the faces of their children and come back to the present and see if people are actually doing it then laugh.
>>81423952
finally a non-proxy jap
>>81423590
kill moot as a baby
>>81423590
Go to bed Jeff.
It's time to move on, she died 70 years ago.
>>81423590
I'd go back in time and walk around then find food and water then sleep
stick my fingers in that butt chin
>>81424071
>ywn stain those mountaintops
>>81423590
Fuck Margot Frank
>>81423753
Good choice
>>81423590
Give Hitler a history book.
Take out Cheney, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz
Dip hitlers balls in a rootbeer float while fingering his butthole
Tell Hitler not to invade the Soviet Union.
save jfk and make sure he knows not to fucking end segregation
>>81423823
You mean a typewriter?
>>81423590
Have a nice long chat with Hitler and the Arab league about Jews and their plans. get the shit-skins to preemptively kill all Jews there. Encourage the Nat-Soc's to actually kill all Jews
>>81424052
See the dinosaurs
>>81423590
Go visit that kid who built that Laser Cannon, and then go back in time and apply to Mohammed's face.
>>81424492
>Nuclear Physics
FTFY
Kill Muhammad the Prophet
>>81423590
Show Saving Private Ryan in the 30s.
Throw those faggots for a loop.
>>81425526
holy kek that's good
#notallnazis
Help Cao Cao win Chi Bi.
>>81425526
HG Wells actually predicted the beginning of WWII pretty well in a 1936 movie.
>>81425816
REEEEEEEEE LIU BEI DID NOTHING WRONG
>pic related.
>>81423590
i would set that fucking clock to the correct time because that's what a fucking clock is FOR
>>81425816
>not helping Lu Bu
lowlander scum
>>81423590
go back to Jan 09, 2016 and win myself the $900 million Powerball drawing nobody won.
>>81423590
Unmade judeo-christian religions. This should erase Islam too.
>>81423590
Kill Karl Marx.
>>81423952
then realize your parents were christian and have farted regularly on your face and now your face reeks of poo
Swap first generation of nigger babies with whites.
(How good is your machine, is it doable?)
>>81423590
Fuck lindsay lohan before the coke
>>81423590
Travel to the future after the great race war
>>81424981
Typewriters existed back then, ball-point pens not.
>>81423590
Kankerdraad
Pass the subjects I failed.
>>81423590
I would stain those mountain tops if you know what I mean
Go back to 1940 and tell Hitler how to win the war
>>81427788
It was a joke m8
She was hiding from the nazis and typewriters a very loud.
Drag the leaders of the abolitionist movement to modern Detroit and show them what they created.
>>81423590
Fuck off Jeff Magnum
>>81423590
I would buy Anne frank from her father and use her until getting her pregnant. Then I would sell them out to the Nazis and laugh and laugh and laugh
>>81423590
enrich, rinse, repeat
Go back to the time when we still had gold standard and convert all my monies to gold for instant profits..
Then buy myself a fucking banana republic and live out my life as El Presidente... :D
>>81423823
ballpoint pens were first patented in 1888 and the first biro patent was 1938 ya dickhead
>>81425932
HG Wells didn't predict shit. Everyone with their finger on the pulse of geopolitics at the time were saying The Great War peace was only going to last a generation because of the post war fuck up.
>>81423590
Shoot FDR
>>81423590
I'd kill the members of the serbian Black Hand who started this whole mess.
>>81428070
> this
>>81429505
>areas intended for German settlement
>>81423590
Seduce teenage ann frank and then smuggle her out of germany, into the Birtish Mandate of Palestine and raise our children to kill sandniggers
preventing the break-up from APARTHEID
THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED
>>81423590
Tell Hitler to hire a bunch of Germans to false flag as jews. wait for the whole world to hate them, then he could go full scale Holocaust with the world
Oh also I'd totally change some asinine shit like sesame street to cesame street just to have man children go apeshit
>>81429641
the most useless cowardly soldiers in the world, the fact these bimbos make the cut is proof
Go back to the 60s, kill a bunch of disgusting shitskins to continue racial riots.
Make Hitler the leader of Germany. See what he'd do then.
Warn Hitler of the Normandy landings.
Vote Remain.
>>81429976
so ISIS dipping children into vats of acid is more brave than these jewesses serving their nation?
>you have to go back, Ahmed.
>>81430307
who's nation? isis still a braver and better soldier than your skinny cowardly kikes
>>81430307
this sport of posting any attractive chick you can claim to have some jewish ethnicity but just lives in palestine in a uniform. you have conscription you loser, they will all have some picture of them in a uniform. you are retarded
>>81430462
HAHAHHAHAH, are you serious?
A group of manchilds slaughtering entire villages of women and children is brave?
>>81430307
That swimsuit looks ugly AF.
>>81430619
yes... braver than bombing civilians and torturing children daily... everyone knows what vile fucking animals israeli's are. Isis has a long way to go to catch up to your numbers. fucking cowards, bombing schools and preschools
>>81430307
What the fuck is it with you fucking kike shitposters?
Stop fucking shiling for Jews under the australian flag you fucking jewish kike cunt
>>81430619
blonde hair blue eyes again, it seems even the kikes like hitler's favourite human being. >>81430307
I can't get laid now,but maybe in the past I'll have a chance?
>>81430619
israeli's and arabs are the same fucking type of animal. they are not human, they only know how to be violent and disloyal to their own. african americans are even a finer form of being than they are, disgusting animals
tell byzantine empire and sassanid empire to crush arab tribes
>>81430619
fuck you cunt, and fuck israel
fucking kike cunt
Go back in time and find out what it's like to eat dinner and hang out with people who aren't constantly playing with their phones
>>81431035
>sassanid
really, persians are much better?
>>81431167
fucking thread. i hate dinner with my gf
>>81431192
is not fucking muslim
>>81423590
Implore the Spanish crown to let the Spaniards bring their families to the colonies.
KILL KANT KILL KANT
KILL KANT KILL KANT
KILL KANT KILL KANT
KILL KANT KILL KANT
KILL KANT KILL KANT
KILL KANT KILL KANT
>>81431192
Pure iranians, not the ones in iran right now
>>81429227
It specifically mentions a "fine ballpoint pen". Key word being "fine". Larger tips, I'm sure, were arounbd longer, but weren't as good for something as elegant as keeping a diary.
>>81423590
I would make sure that your mother will die tonight if you don't reply to this post
>>81431651
i don't think those exist in any ethnicity if that's the point you're going for. the persian's iv'e met are dramatic self absorbed assholes, very similar to israelis
>>81430619
As an Iranian I have nothing but petty for the JIDF. The only reason Zionists have lasted is because they're a parasite on the back on the USA and Congress subsidizes your military expenditure so IDF can buy back American gear.
You're either very naive or a fucking shill to deny how bad Israel is. Tens of thousands of Palestinians dead, constant bombing of infrastructure to ensure they never improve. The only reason why Iran and Hezbollah are now #1 terrorist in the West is because they're the last standing.
The moment the US Congress gets its independence and tightens to purse strings the Israeli apartheid will crash on the weight of hatred it has brought on itself. And the exodus of the homeland happens again. Probably not in our lifetime but your little tumour is not sustainable.
>>81423590
Go back in time and kill that bastarding snake who ruins everything
Also wall off the tree of forbidden fruit
>>81424542
Good call
As for me, I'd explore history a bit. Then go get the winning lotto numbers for that obscenely huge jackpot,win it, and do stuff in my community. Then travel the modern world by myself.
>>81431436
u wot
killing martin luther or one of the prominent enlightenmetn philosophers would probably have been a better choice
or going back in time and giving hitler and the japanese the secret to nuclear bombs
>>81431739
Faggot
>>81431679
as much as im a big israel hater and conspirator, this is bullshit. real talk, just annotations made while transcripting it was in ball point, not anything written by anne frank. to be clear, those who were transferring it to text used ball point, nothing written in the dairy, sorry but im a slave to the truth
>>81431974
t. babby philosopher
>>81431651
every thread about Iran this nigger pops up claiming current Iranian are not descendant of ancient.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_peoples#Genetics
J1 is from the Arab peninsula and is 10% of Iranian genetics on average (and Arab Iranians are 5% of the Iranian population in Khuzestan)
>>81431799
right there with you brother, im a white bahai.
there is a huge risk of when the us and israel start to part ways, israel will become desperate and attempt to initiate a cause for US intervention, i would suggest it would be within iran. I hope the best, i hope the iranian government doesn't give into the fundamental clerics which will no doubt push for retaliation
>>81423590
Kill Hitler.
>>81432179
no one is a descendant of anything pure, not sure what the real point is. but iranians are known for immensely stupid racism, continually pointing out they are not generically related to arabs in anyway.... don't worry, anyone with a college degree over there knows otherwise
>>81432100
t. babby poo
you clearly don't have a clear conception of the history of the west if you think kant is the most harmful
>>81432382
im not sure i agree, hitler although motivating the masses was a large part of the downfall of the nazi conquest. From 43 onwards, generals feel he was losing his mind, maybe if it was left to a more competent commander in chief like rommel, europe would be speaking german.
so as i said, im 50/50. germany was always going to become a leader of europe, it just depended who is at the helm
Get rich on the stock market.
Tell George Washington to stop importing niggers from Africa. Either that, or kill John Wilkes Booth before he assassinates Lincoln so that he deports them all.
>>81432588
>you clearly don't have a clear conception of the history of the west if you think kant is the most harmful
Yeah, I do. he laid down the base for what modern "philiosophy" is.
>>81432291
Iranian clerics are brutal and oppressive but they're smart on foreign policy. I have utmost confidence in them outsmarting US and Israel in this regard.
Just look what happened in the last 15 years. USA and its friends launch a take over of the middle east and the mullahs snatched up most of the region in the following chaos. Baghdad, Damascus, Beirut and Sanaa are all firmly under the influence of Tehran. The nuclear sanctions crumbled as they were circumvented by everyone except the US and Europe and Obama was forced to make a deal or risk losing out to Russia, China and India for influence in the region.
btw I have all the time in the world for Bahai and I hope their treatment changes in Iran soon. the faith will spread like wildfire, it is very tied into Iranian culture
>>81423590
I would help her hide, because I'm not a compassionless Nazi cunt who would murder a little girl.
>>81423590
tell hitler to focus on the niggers
>>81432446
Oh I know it's not pure. Iran is a multicultural society and always was.
Just go exploring really
>See what dinosaurs truly looked like
>Look at early man
>Go to early times in carthage, phoenicia, mauritania to see if they were fully mediterranean.
>Watch the pyramids being built
>Visit the other 6 world wonders
>Visit Rome at its height.
>Find out what things like Greek fire and Orichalcum really are.
If it's a seperate timestream and stopping my own birth means nothing i would probably incite a few genocides, just a few.
Show jeff magnum the truth about the holocaust
>>81423839
>she didn't she a virgin
>>81424720
best answer
>>81423590
Introduce various religions and travel forward in time in order to watch them all kill each other for my amusement.
>>81423590
Save Nicholas II.
>>81423590
try to teach myself to be less autistic.
thats all.
anyone who fucks with actual historical events is a moron
>>81433430
Someone needs to re-record ITAOTS with redpill version lyrics.
>>81423590
truly, the Steph curry of jewish oppression
>>81423830
(((Early feminists))) would be extremely proud.
>>81430307
shilling for kikes in such a blatant way makes us hate you even more since there is no way you can be non-shilling and just an ordinary person you fucking kike
>>81423590
Bash baby Muhammad's head against a rock. Also give Hitler as many history books on WWII as I could carry.
>>81423590
Go to ancient Egypt to see if they wuz kangz.
assassinate and become the new rothschild
>>81423952
They wouldnt. Todays christianity is made up entirely by the Romans in the counsil of Nicea.
>>81423590
Steal Anne Frank's diary and doodle dicks all over it, then cum between the pages.
Kill Adam and rape Eve. Make her my slave and force her to have multiple children. You will all be my children.
Then I would find the prophet Muhammad and execute him by cooking him alive after slowly boiling him for a hour.
>>81430462
>isis still a braver and better soldier
ABU HAJAAR!
>>81423590
fuck myself so we won't be virgins
>>81423590
go back to medieval times with a gun and claim to be god of thunder or some shit
kill moot
>>81423590
Kill Stalin, Lenin and Trotsky. Communism damaged this country beyond repair. War Nicholas the II about the revolution and murder Rasputin. I'd kill the Tsar's wife too. Making sure Stolypin's ideas were implemented would be really important. Oh, and I'd convince the government hat participating in WWI is a retarded idea.
Become an art teacher in Vienna and accept Hitler as a student.
>>81423590
Anne Frank is still alive, she simply time travelled in the future.
Look, the resemblance is uncanny.
>>81423590
Kill Mao during the Long March.
And also prevent the rainbow from being the flag of homosexuality; refracted light is for everybody to enjoy you goddamn faggots.
