>can't even play Pokemon because of cuck Trudeau
Why the fuck is a security audit necessary for this? It's just an app.
>>81418208
>getting hit by a car.
>getting raped.
>getting murdered.
Justin just know you Canadians are to stupid and incompetent to play the game.
>>81418208
is that real? what fucking cuck
Google accesses the camera on your phone and records inside your house. Not even joking.
Trudeau is still negotiating the best deal with the NSA before this gets approved.
How does it feel to know that your country is less important than all these yuro countries LEAFS
>>81418401
israel with the bants
>>81418208
People have been playing it since its release here anyway.
>>81418594
>tfw dont use dogshit android device that allows unfettered access to all installed apps
>tfw apple allows you to deny camera access on per app basis
>>81418594
Someone with a clue understands
>>81418625
Image saved. Laughter was had all round
>>81418625
>100% charged
Lost it.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I WANT MY POKEYMANS
>>81418594
easy fix with a piece of tape
>>81418208
A FUCKING LEAF
I checked and there's a blue checkmark on our cuckminister's twitter. I mean, it's a really good attempt, I could have fucking believed it.
>>81418691
everyone here is already playing it though
>>81418823
You can't play it with the camera disabled. YouTube how it's played.
>>81418208
If you're not allowed to play, you win.
>>81418691
Finland ?
hey that's us :DDDDDD
>>81419093
well fuck you then, I can download the app here but no pokemon or stops are available
>>81419321
the fact that this made me check is pretty sad
>>81419321
Haha god damn
>>81418625
>Not on airplane mode
>>81419321
No this is memes
>>81418594
Source
>Google play set to Uk
>Get pkm go anyway
>>81419152
Yes you can, you can use a generic background instead of AR.
>>81419776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1qPP0snF4
>>81418208
>kids say govt has power to regulate xyz
>lol but socialism is good
>govt fucks wit ur pokemons
>at last, they truly see.
>>81418208
Well he can't say that he doesn't want rampant faggotry on the streets, he loves that.
>>81418823
Hur hur hur you don't know shit about Android I can do the same thing. Fuck off apple fag
>>81418208
But anon...you can play
>To Protect the world from Devestation
>To ensure the safety of our nation
>To denounce the evils of truth and love
>>81418208
>to ensure the safety of Canadians, Pokemon Go is under security audit
>#refugeeswelcome
>Trudeau
>>81418208
>>81418208
Canada. What went wrong?
>>81421572
Is that a real quote?
>pic related is not, clearly
>>81420315
This guy doesn't know shit. Niantic used to be owned by Google but they were spun off as their own company last year.
>>81418208
>letting pokemon go win like that
what a bunch of fucking cucks
>>81419605
Audible kek
>>81418208
Is this what will bring down Trudeau?
>>81418208
> literally no blue check mark
> 500 replies
> pol is retarded
>>81423641
>he fell for the verified meme
>>81423641
>Flag
>Retarded and autistic
>>81418208
> If you pay Pokemon Go, they win
>>81418401
Jew bantz best bantz. Can I be your goyim apprentice shlomo?
>>81418691
What the fuck since when do you get your own flag?
>pokemon go is audited
>rapefugees aren't
Really makes you think.
>>81418208
ahahahaha he's treating a country like kids
>>81419640
Underrated post.
>>81418208
If you're the one that let in all the rapefugees, then you can also allow the people to play Pokemon Go.
>>81418208
CANADA NO!
>>81418208
>needs security to permit an app into the country
> but none for terrorists
>>81418208
>car accidents
>muggings
>murders
>rapes
>CIA tracking data
>grown men running around playing pretend
Justin's dumb, but he's smart enough to know Pokemon GO is a bad idea. He also knows you're not 10 years old anymore.
>>81418691
>no france
>no germany
>no UK
>no Italy
>no Spain
why do the small shitty EU countries get it before us :((
>If you catch them all, you lose
>>81418691
>Poland
I-is this real?
>>81419386
XDDDDDDDDDD
>>81418744
>>81424505
Aye lads.
>>81426593
How is it having less freedom than a toothpaste?
>>81418594
> implying my house ever has any pokemon near it.
>yfw your country created Pokemon and you still can't play it
>>81427316
Why, you wanna walk around staring at your phone and flick balls at birds in a flash tier game?
Go for a bike ride, ffs.
>>81426593
Because with those.countries you don't. have to worry that muslim grooming gangs would use it to hunt little children. Enjoy your diversity.
>>81419321
If your citizen dies you win.
>>81418746
You fucking cunts better not be the ones crashing our servers.
>>81418823
>>tfw apple allows you to deny camera access on per app basis
apple logging everything and selling it, government employees not allowed to use apple products for this reason
>>81429141
don't worry gundam, you're still leagues ahead of us in tentacle porn
>>81429427
All the people playing it before it releases in their country is what's killing the servers
>omg Nintendo get it together
>youre so out of touch, you're a terrible company
>just fix your game that I'm playing before its released in my country and before they get more servers to accommodate our population
It's like, don't fucking complain that the drinking water is dirty if YOU'RE the one dipping your filthy feet in it
>>81429183
>I hate fun
I can go for a bike ride and catch some pookimans. Why not?
>>81429614
So that's why my game is lagging
FUCK YOU FRENCH FUCKS
>>81418208
>just an app
>>81426593
>why do the countries that aren't islamic shitholes get it before us
ftfy
>>81418208
If that's real, then Truduea finally did something good as PM.
Pokemon go is fucking cancer and needs to be purged as well as anyone "playing" it.
>>81429650
Riding a bike is fun. Constantly stopping to play a mobile physics app just so you can show everyone online that you caught some cartoon monsters you were obsessed with when you were 12 is autism.
>>81429947
Because they didn't put it under security audit in order to ensure the safety of their people.
>>81430124
Get fucked frenchie
you probably downloaded it then surrendered to it like always
Thank you based Trudeau for removing /v/ babies
All hail overseer Trudeau.
>>81429614
Niantic need to get their shit together. We were going fine for a few days, then it started going to shit again once the game dropped in Europe.
With the amount of money they are making hand over fist there should be something they can do.
>>81429141
why can't you?
>>81430271
I'm Australian on holidays.
I was in England a few weeks ago, literally everyone person I saw working behind a counter was a nigger, a paki, an arab or polish lel.
Didn't speak to one anglo person my entire time there.
Well /pol/?
>>81430475
That's what happens when you visit London lad. Should have visited Cornwall, the last vestige of the white man.
>>81430138
>Constantly stopping
I fucking wish
The game vibrates when a Pokemon is nearby so you can stop and catch it
During a 2 hour bike ride I only found one Pokemon and it was a fucking pidgey
>>81418208
> keeps pokemon go out of Canada
> imports thousands of rapefugees
>>81430481
Nurse Joy
Alternatively gardevoir
>>81418208
I can't even tell if this is satire or real anymore. Post link or get out
>>81430481
>>81430138
>Nofunallowed.png
That number 3 spot isn't too far out of reach Canacucks
>>81426593
The UK has PokemonGo
Considering the App had full access to all it's users emails, i think this is actually justified.
>>81430895
All 5 of those countries should be in the top 3
>>81418208
>>81426593
>went for a walk
>see 20+ virgins walking around the park with phones out
>every once in a while they group up and then continue
>>81430895
>>81425667
except for the 10 year olds who are, infact, still 10
>>81418208
>we welcome syrian refugees but pokemon might be unsafe
>>81426593
Pretty sure we have it, my little brother is playing that shit.
>>81430481
Lilligant, but it would be high affectionate and romantic sex, and would involve a lot of hand-holding.
Masterbait in front of camera every chance u get, problem solved
>>81418746
It's because of you faggots the servers are choked tonight while I'm on the verge of level 21.
>>81421815
Trudeau's so utterly retarded that I wouldn't be surprised if it is.
Justin Nodope
>>81433848
A-anon! This is a child-friendly christian website!
You can't use such l-lewd language
>>81418208
Nameing all my pokemon Mohammed and taken over the town to red pill Germans as red team.
Townot took overy by Mohammed pokemon to red pill youngsters.
>>81419152
kys stupid faggot
>>81433848
Sounds pretty cute
Would draw/10
>>81418594
>implying android phones don't do this already
>>81418594
>t. computer-illiterate guy
>>81419062
Kinda defeats the purpose of the game
>>81441517
No it doesn't. I don't use the AR shit because it's much easier not to.
>>81418691
It's not fair, I want to play it too and see why everyone is so angry or happy about it.
>>81424563
we always had our flag
>>81433610
>will vet a a fucking pokeyman game
>brings in thousands of """"""""refugees""""""""" who have no papers
>>81419062
OR simply disable the app access to your camera in your settings.
>>81418208
That might be one of the only smart thing he has done. That pokemon shit is a real botnet that farms all your info.
If you care even a tiny bit about your privacy, you will stay far away from it.
>>81430895
Sorry, nope. France literally has a president and interior minister who said they have to learn to live with terrorism after hundreds of their citizens were killed and people in bataclan were tortured to death for ISIS propaganda. Meanwhile we had 0 attacks. Yes, rapefugee rivers last year, but I think, they take the crown this year.
>>81418208
Tweet is fake, fuck off you faggot.
Went to watch the game at a mates place with some of the guys this weekend , for about 2 hours 5 mid twenties men could not stop talking about and playing pokemon go.
It's fucking astounding how this game has become so popular. I felt like I was living They Live as I sat there with my pokemon free phone.
>>81430481
>ywn be romantically seduced by a Gardevoir you raised from Ralts
Kill me Pete
>>81445249
Imagine a male gardevoir (shemale) pounding your ass with a 8 inch cock, the dream.
Lmao
>pokemon go unsafe
>refugees safe
trudeau has done it again
>>81418401
Walk into a gas-chamber you kike shit.
>>81418823
You do realise your phone litrally has a 2nd battery just for the NSA
>>81418208
Honestly, good. A little fun once in a while is great but these ponyman go players are addicted. Its disgusting.
I always keep my penis erect so that when I catch Pokemon I can point the camera at my penis so the government has to look at my dick
>>81445363
This is why I visit /pol/
>>81418594
If they wanna watch me fuck my girlfriend they can go ahead I got nothing to hide
>People make phone calls while driving
>Accept it as stupid people causing problems for themselves and others
>People text while driving
>Acknowledge it as an epidemic, but simply beg teenagers not to do it
>People play Pokemon Go while driving
>"Pokemon Go is under security audit"
>>81418208
That dangerous app of propaganda teaches kids there is only 2 genders. That's why he's so concerned.
>>81418401
But they win if they die
It's fake though right? I mean I'm not Trudeau's biggest fan, but there's no fucking way.
>>81418594
Play it on PC with GPS spoof
>>81424583
They are audited though. We only let in women and children.
I'd rather none at all, but we're not going full retard like Europe.
>>81418823
Android 6.0 has runtime permission denial and per-app denial of any permissions.
>>81418401
fpbp
>>81418594
i thought they already did this
>>81445363
>Imagine a male gardevoir
You mean Gallade?
>>81418208
>stupid people being stupid as always
>"fuck it because people are stupid now nobody can have fun"
Flawless logic.
>>81428978
Fucking this, I need to go down to the local docks to catch anything at all
>tfw 18 magicarps, a shellder and a lickitung but no Krabby
all I want is a krabby dammit
>>81419321
ouch
>>81426593
Those were the last european countries where it wasn't available, they published it a few days ago here
>>81429141
It's not even by nintendo. It's by some company with ties to the cia that wants to access your gmail. Of course no sane country would approve it right away.
>>81418594
Oh no, now they can see me smoke pot, the DEA will come arrest me
Really though if anyone ever busts someone for illicit activities because they were tracked by this game it'll be a shitstorm for Nintendo
>>81418594
If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.
>>81418594
No it doesnt stop spreading misinfo, its already been debunked
>>81430481
Gardevoir, Obviously.
Also game servers are fucked up now so you can't play for shit.
>>81418208
This just confirms that Trudeau isn't in the hands of either Zionists or the elite families.
Tho, it is a fucking stupid move to not just let the depopulation happen, it just means more LOL WEED for the rest of us.
>>81429183
In Pokemon you get to show birds your balls? I thought it was about catching things.
>>81418823
>his phone isn't rooted
