>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later
>>81415108
>tfw he will thank me later
Did you get his number, chubby chaser?
Be honest...
You're really the fat guy in this story, aren't you?
>>81415747
>he slapped himself and dropped his own burger
feel bad for OP now desu
>>81415108
>being a dick enough to slap a burger out of someones hand
dick move, burgers are great
>>81415108
What did the burger do wrong OP
>>81415108
Premise ridiculous, everyone knows americans need mobility scooters to cross the road
>>81415108
>be me 3 months ago
>>on vacation in America
>>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>>approach him from behind
>>bitch slap him
>>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>get shot
>>81415108
Try that with me, punk. I can unholster my Glock in 0.3 seconds flat.
Go ahead and try doing that to me, gypsy boy. I hope you like the taste of hot lead.
>>81415108
You slapped someone and ran away? Kill yourself faggot.
>>81415108
>American
>walking
See, this is how I know you've never been here. We drive everywhere. 5 minute walk? 30 second car ride.
>>81415108
>Tonight on slide thread #25788
>The topic is: things that never happened
>>81415108
>things that definitely happened
>>81416857
>We drive everywhere. 5 minute walk? 30 second car ride.
...and I wonder, where did this impression that all Americans are fat and lazy come from?
>>81417780
Well, from the fact that we are lazy. Jesus Christ, are you retarded or something? You can be lazy when you run the world, famalam.
>>81416023
He was living an unhealthy, miserable life. I did nothing but help him.
>>81415108
>live in fatty state in America
>always thought the rascal thing was mostly a meme, since I've only seen people on them a few times ever
>go to the casino today
>literally like 50 old or fat people riding rascals around
I was a bit embarassed desu. In all seriousness, why do old people love to blow their money on slots so much?
>>81418026
Yeah... but you don't run anything or anywhere, autist.
>>81418292
the fuck is in Romania anyways? wheelbarrows, tween prostitutes and the russian mob? tell me about your country and its peoples.
>>81418636
what else would you do when your faggy ass kids don't stick around your dinosaur ass
>>81418292
oh yeah like all the gypsies and romanians? at least the US has some redeemable qualities
>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
Lost me there. Where did you get human money to board a plane, you filthy gypsy?
>>81418678
at least he can drive without getting stuck in traffic on your tiny little rainy island
>>81415108
I'll take, "things that never happened" for 500, Alex.
>>81418873
It has absolutely beautiful countryside and a rich history dating back all the way to the Byzantine Empire, oh wait that's the Hungarian bit they stole.
>>81418873
You will thank me later
>>81415108
I'm surprised this story didn't end with you getting shot
>>81418873
wait is tween legal over there
>tfw I can beat anyone in this board
sup bro how are you
>>81416434
If your gypsy ass tries to steal MY burger then the last thing you'll be tasting is hot lead.
>>81418873
Please tell me those kids aren't hookers. Please. Jesus fucking Christ Romania.
>>81418873
Those people look indian? Where does eastern Europe turn into shitskin central?
>>81420018
romania
>>81418873
Dont be silly burgerbro
>>81419066
The queen of which is literally on printed on your money
LMAO
M
A
O
>>81415108
>denying an American his god given right to burgers
We'll remember this, gypsy
>>81420354
Not for long. Soon they'll have muslim caligraphy or just a monstrous black cock.
>>81420163
>Romanians are secretly dwarves
>>81420018
Wherever the gypsy are infesting this month
>>81415108
YOU WANT BURGER
AMERICA IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
>>81420375
Don't be fat next time pig shit
>>81420546
Vault 1877
>>81415108
>Things that never happened
>>81420018
Gypsies come from India.
>>81415108
Admit it gypo, you were trying to steal his burger and you failed.
>>81420903
>amerifat thinks everyone would eat their disgusting food
>>81420991
>Romanians aren't poor faggots and have food to even eat
Nice meme there gypsy
>it's a nordic thread
>>81421432
Remember to breathe porky
>>81421612
>this triggers the """"""""Romanian"""""""
>>81421612
I wish we could put gypsies in concentracion camps,honestly,these cunts are the exact same thing as niggers,but not as black,which makes them look even more disgusting.They flock around their cars listening to shit music at ear damaging value,they steal,they cant speak properly and they procreate roo fast.Sometimes i would wish we would have niggers instead of gypsies.
literally why is anyone replying to this pasta? little gypo cunt got blown out before surprised to see him back at it again with the same stale ass meme desu
>>81422197
>got blown by americans
>americans are disgusting homos
Ftfy
>>81422192
>mcdonalds
Hardly an American only thing there shitskin
>>81415108
silly Romanians
your nation is essentially the shit stain of the roman legacy
>>81422359
where did ytou see me put down that you got blown out by an american? stay off the board or learn English, third worlder
>>81415108
shitty pasta and slide
saged
>>81422197
Cause we all know romanbro dindu nuffin , but we all have a sense of humorz and fuck with him.
>>81415910
Wait until you try our hot dogs!
>>81422442
why are you so trigerred ?
is it because you're a fat piece of shit ?
>muh guns
your country is 60% white counting mixed ,the new generation of americans is in minority white,your shitty replies are just a fail attempt to sound superior to a country like Romania who will still be majoritary white in 50 years from now on.
>>81422604
>>81422537
>>81422359
literally incapable of making a post that doesnt contain old memes. abysmal quality of shitposting
>>81422770
literally incapable of not being a fat spic loser
>>81422651
I know you're hungry
You slapped food out of a fat guy's hand and ran away?
pretty pathetic desu
>Romanians bringing the bantz
>Lardarses buttblasted
Hi new best ally
Wow, nice bantz, good thread, hahaha :)
>>81417780
Maybe because I'm not dumb enough to walk on the side of the fucking highway
>>81423092
Hi king of the sea
>be american
>every 3rd person you see is not white
>>81423387
I don't live in Texas
>>81423218
Yet you're dumb enough to stuff yourself with food
>>81415108
Idk why I laugh at this everytime, I still hate Europeans tho
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD omfg this thread is the nest guys hey look at me I am a white aztec texan hahahaha do u like my picture frends
>>81415108
>how to trigger burgers
I see you are doing Gods work my romanian friend keep it up
DO you post this thread every week or something? Kill ur self romani
>>81423387
>go to Finland
>no one is white
>>81415108
Nice copypasta, gypsy.
Anyway, you'll never have enough shekels to fly to America even if you steal all the copper of your poor neighborhood.
>>81424020
EY
thats my copper
>>81422928
mad midget
>>81415108
This thread is a reflection of sexual frustration and irational thinking
>Vacation in Europe
>No one is wearing their poop diaper
How do you eat McDonalds if you don't have a poop diaper? FFS
>>81416302
bantz weaker than your protests as abdul takes your wife tbqh
>>81419373
Gypsies don't care.
