You haven't truly worshiped KEK until you give him offerings of crystal meth shards, pray to him, and proceed to smoke it.
You can call me a degenerate all you want, but I know that I'm doing exactly what my Lord has called me to do.
I wouldn't call you a degenerate,
but you definitely are a meth head
No weed?
>>81414341
I'm really not.
I hold a steady job as a manager and only do this shit like maybe twice a year.
>>81414405
Weed to KEK is like giving Jesus a pair of shoes or something. There's no need. KEK appreciates hard drugs only.
>>81414267
We must recognize all four frog gods not just kek
Nun, Amen, Heh and Kek
let us not forget their female counterparts
Naunet, amaunet, Hauhet and Kauket
however we can just refer to them as the Ogdoad of khmunu , (HermoPOLis)
>Ogdoad
Each pair represented the male and female aspects of one of the four concepts of primordial chaos as follows:
>the primordial waters (Nu and Naunet)
>air, invisibility, and hidden powers (Amun and Amaunet)
>darkness and obscurity (Kuk and Kauket)
>eternity or infinity (Huh and Hauhet).
Together the four concepts represent the primal, fundamental state of the beginning. They are what always was. In the myth, however, their interaction ultimately proved to be unbalanced, resulting in the arising of a new entity. When the entity opened, it revealed Ra, the fiery sun, inside. After a long interval of rest, Ra, together with the other deities, created all other things and brought order to the universe.
>Isis
Isis frequently schemed against Ra, as she wanted her son Horus to have the power.
>Basically you want to meme happenings?
You need all 8 of Ogdoad in your heart not just kek
Praise Ogdoad
Why does kek like double digits?
Because of kek AND kauket dual counterpart
Why does he like 8?
Because there are EIGHT deities
Praise Kek
Praise Nu
Praise Amen
Praise Huh
4 frogs with their counter parts make 8
power ratio of 80/20 8/2
8/2=4
Pareto's 80 /20 Rule
Zimpfs law
its all adding up
toad god studying both hard
>Donald Trump make america great again
anagrams to
>A meme magic toad and a partaking ruler
The power of meme magic is stronger with all in place, we only have been using 1/8 of the stength
>white racist trash
>NEET who wastes time on /pol/
>is also a meth user
This bait is so fucking good, I don't even need to fap tonight.
>>81415306
see >>81414487
GIve me a break.
>>81415177
Will I ever see Sarah again?
>>81415177
Hail Kauket-Sophia
>>81415177
fix stuff pls kek
>>81415177
Will I see Sarah again reroll
>>81415177
Will there be a happening at the Republican Convention?
>>81415688
I see, thanks for answering kek
>>81415774
id like to try that again
earlier you said 33, and 00 alot
we need answers
>>81415848
apparently its a huge secret
Will Lincirlik AFB be OK?
>>81415177
Praise the frogs
Should we avoid the Republican National Convention?
>>81415688
REKT
Kek damnit answer , we need to know to protect emperor trump
>>81416411
about damn time
Stay away from the RNC
Its Happnening there
>>81414267
"Then I saw three unclean spirits like frogs coming from the dragon's mouth, from the beast's mouth, and from the mouth of the false prophet." Revelations 16:13
>>81415177
>Revelations 16:13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
Which of the three spirits are you, Kek?
>>81416696
>>81415177
O great and powerful Kek, will I get a gf this year?
>>81416696
well one of the frog deities represents invisibilities
so all 4 are present the 4th being Amun and Amaunet
>>81416907
kek, nu, huh and amen say no
>>81415177
Will you lead me to understanding of the Truth?
>>81416990
they say NO
>>81416990
I know. Now I'm sad.
>>81416684
is /pol/ the beast
>>81417105
ok fine they say maybe
>>81417128
>>81417172
or they dont care, im to tired to be granted an answer apparently
>>81415177
Praise be to Kek. Will I find my heart's desire in the next thirty days?
That's a fat shard
>>81417147
The beast lives here. We made a nice home for him.
Before i sleep kek will dgb hit 30k soon?
>>81414267
I can't wait until you guys talk about this meme so much that eventually normies start using it on Tumblr and Reddit. I mean, who the fuck is selling that shit? Same people who make rage comic tshirts.
>>81417526
ok fine goodnight Ogdoad
naw answer me
So this is what late night /pol/ is like..
>>81417626
>>81417626
yes
to tired to dig deeper so we ask kek to grant us insight
like will dgb be 30k?
Fuck it im goign to drink heavily now
>>81417626
B-But I just woke up.
>>81417626
If you stay up even later they'll be porn threads that will stay up for hours.
>>81417765
Shut the fuck up waffle. You think this site runs on yuropoor time?
>>81415688
Same question
>>81415177
Will I ever find true love?
>>81414267
if teenths is what is how you translated his will then teenths you shall seek. maybe its because you are best utilized as a nonfactor therefore he leads you to distraction and you can fade as he has dubbed the extent of your worthiness. i seek truth through digits and acknowledgement of my faith. praise kek. trump 2016. usa wins ww3. no martial law.
>>81417860
It's runningnon Japanese time since a chink owns it.
>>81415177
Will I be rich when i'm older?
>>81415177
race war at the RNC?
Do you even heresy
>>81414267
Meth is too strong, and full of toxic ingredients.
Get a script for adderall.
>>81415177
should I enroll in that shit son?
>>81414267
Where do I acquire this idol of Kek?
PRAISE HIM, ALMIGHTY BATRACHIAN LORD OF REPEATING DIGITS! PRAISE KEK!
ALL HAIL!!!
>>81423012
Adderall is an austist drug.
MODS
Why do the most destructive one? The cost?
Move to heroin at least
>>81415177
What about Lel?
Oh meth. I remember that phase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KIBVvBL1hQ
>>81414487
>I hold a steady job as a manager
Being a manager at Mcdonalds is nothing to be proud of
>>81422910
I have been searching all over for my own Kek statue. The only one I can find is the $911.01 one on Amazon. I can't take it anymore and going to end my life now
>>81415177
crusades round 2
>>81415177
This has gone too fucking far man.
will i get a gf any time soon My Lord Kek
