So are you all a bunch of NEETS or what?
>>81413624
Marine mechanic at a navy shipyard. Also grow exotic mushrooms as a side business and sell them at farmers markets on the weekend.
The whole omg polacks are neets meme isn't real.
>>81413777
Exotic mushrooms? also how do you become a marine mechanic is there a college for that ?
I work in the emergency room but I was a NEET for two whole years after college. It was miserable
IT Network Engineer
Actually at work and there is nothing to do so I'm shit posting.
I'm an incredibly attractive twink who sells his piss/poop to old men on the internet
Most I've gotten is 3500$ for a pound of poo
>>81414053
I'm waiting to join the army being a NEET for 1 year feels weird for sure
>>81413624
Cessna mechanic/pilot.... I used to be homeless.
>>81413995
I was in the army as an aviation mechanic on helicopters. Switching from the army to working as a civilian as a mechanic on navy boats was pretty easy. They use the same general systems.
Yeah exotic mushrooms. I grow blue oysters, shiitake, and a few other mushrooms that sell for a quite a bit more than typical mushrooms.
>>81413624
I work in religion.
>>81414156
Why is it always
>MY FUCKING FLAG
>>81413624
I'm a student who lives off his family...so yes, basically a NEET trying to get an education.
Medical school in the South. Moonlighting as the Mayor of Debtville. There is a correlation.
>>81414152
>IT Network Engineer
plz. just say you're the help desk
t. MSEE
>>81413624
Engineer
>>81414249
What airframe?
>>81413624
in nursing school actually. Nurses make my dick diamonds
>>81414249
psilocybin mushrooms?
>>81413624
I sit at a desk in my parent's house and post dank Trump memes on /pol/.
Electrician
>>81414455
Same one day i hope to get shot removing kebabs from my country and go to a hospital to be treated by a hot nurse and receive a medal
Still a student... probably soon to be a NEET
>>81414053
>I was a NEET for two whole years after college
Same fucking shit here. I honestly can't believe I didn't kill myself.
I work as a project engineer for an electrical company now. Still might kill myself though.
>>81413624
Currently busser at a Sushi place. Temp job before I head back to school in the Fall.
virgin office clerk/dishwasherer
>>81413624
Jewish banker in New York. I post here to subvert the goyim!
Pilot
>>81413624
I'm a 6'4" chef at wendy's with a 10" dick who makes $140,000 per year.
Work for a silencer manufacturer.
composer
Aircraft technician.
I own real estate and manage the properties full time.
I made absolutely no life decisions in this, I inherited them all from various relatives, was able to buy some out (who did not want anything to do with them, I'd never force someone out like a greed pig) and gave up a fairly good career to do this full time. I don't regret doing it. I didn't like it at first because most of the tenants are Hispanic or Black (the properties are in North Jersey) but after years of dealing with these people it's hard to not care about their quality of life.
>>81414657
pasta
>>81414643
So do you guys have some kind of secret Eskimo-kiss that you have to do to get into the big meetings or what?
>>81413624
i work at a brazilian steakhouse as a meat server actually
Pharmacist. I hate it and am trying for med school.
>>81414448
uh-60m/l models. Blackhawks.
>>81414598
>I work as a project engineer for an electrical company
Yep, suicide imminent
>>81413624
i used to work as a pool tech
then i got fired
Retail lads
>>81414455
Can confirm, nurses make medicine worth it. Dem scrub pants...
I am a programmer for an advertising company.
>>81414539
>a sweet hot nurse lady will never call you a big guy while tenderly changing your bandage and breathing on you after you got shot from a combat tour, lying in a hospital bed in agony in Bumfuckistan
>she will never ask you about your sexual history and ask you if you need an HPV vaccine
Student taking a network admin course working part time on the side.
>>81414805
you can make extra cash selling drugs to skanks and get your dick sucked at the same time
student
>>81413624
Aerial survey. Work away about four days at a time, about twice a month. A few days in the office in addition. Month and a half off each yeah in leave. Enough to cover my cars and mortgage, so can't complain.
>>81414890
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I'M ON THIS WEBSITE I OBTAIN NEW FEELS
Machinist
Tool & Die, machinist
>>81414664
Nice...I wish for same.
>>81413624
Im a shitty line cook.
Summer job before i go back to school for Precision Machining. One more year to go, got on the deans list first two semesters.
How am i doing?
>>81415005
>>81415024
>>81413624
Public Works employee, Data Analyst. Former payroll guy for a small college.
>>81413624
I'm a NEET. It is killing me.
Software engineer at Google.
The political ideologies of my coworkers cause me to die a little more inside every day. At least the pay's good.
Union construction worker
Decent living for being a felon
>ex junkie
>sold 6 suboxone
>Did three years, I wouldn't snitch
I make $36 an hour, I'm laid off for a few weeks right now
Waiting for the next job to start
Still though my unemployment is
$487 a week and that's a low claim for me
So I get almost 2k a month being a NEET for a month
I check the quality of water for my region.
Not a hard job, and it allows me to lurk during work.
I own my own HVAC-R business. I have two vans and a truck, I employ two other journeymen and they each have their own apprentice as a helper. I also recently bought a small shop and will be getting a kid from high school that is interested in the trade to work around the shop to learn. Business is okay but it's nothing big, there is enough work for me and a few other companies around the number of towns and cities here. Mostly commercial work, some industrial. If the government stops putting on new housing projects, things could boom pretty quick.
Trades are pretty good, kids, you should get into one.
lawyer. I'm also jewish
>>81414285
shut up bitch you just jealous post again and ill go back in time and cuck you out of existence
>>81413624
I own and run a second hand bookshop.
My wife is a nurse. My eldest daughter works in an ice cream shop.
Shitty part time programming job for a failing startup.
>>81414805
Make sure it's worth the debt for you. Apply osteopath (DO) if you want, lower standards & larger classes but all ends up practicing the same.
Be prepared for bureaucratic bullshit at levels you thought impossible.
MFW residency applications.
![lily_of_the_valley_by_fossilips[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DaRu817.jpg "lily_of_the_valley_by_fossilips[1].jpg")
I own a Florist. I also sell expensive herbs and spices as well as teas and different types of coffee beans.
I also do hired work, which is basically selling a tonne of flowers, personally delivering them and arranging them in a nice way. Usually this is for weddings or other businesses.
I haven't hired anyone. I do it on my own.
>>81415425
Cool love second hand books around here a new book is not worth the price
Mech. Engineer, was project manager for a startup but it failed hard literally last week. Just got my masters degree in materials this month, gonna wind down a bit and look for a new job.
>>81415567
I don't think DO is recognized in Canada so unfortunately it's Med school or bust. Gonna maybe do carib.
>>81414730
My family does this and I plan on doing the same thing. Currently honing my skills as a commercial retail property manager (REIT)
>>81413624
Doctor.
Aninal control officer and paid on call firefighter
Truck driver, can't wait to mow down some mudslimes
>>81415623
get out of this country while you can anon the socialist will crash it with no survivors #adoptabrazilianrapefugee
>>81415249
You have no future.
Work on a poultry farm.
Good $$ and keeps me fit even if it is a Inghams is scumbag corporation owned by yanks.
>>81414285
>leaf doesn't know what NEET stands for
>>81413624
Hello, FBI.
>>81413624
I am going to college at the moment so I only have the time to work a shitty part-time job at the moment.
>>81413624
Analyst for a big financial company here in burgerstan
>tfw making more money annually than NEETs will use or even see in their entire lifetime
Math teacher.
>>81415714
I'm trying huebro, problem is, wife doesnt want to leave her family behind, I got a decent prospect up in Ireland but she really doesnt want to go abroad.
I sell cell phones. My technological skills are wasted on it so I'm taking the exams for the LPIC 1 soon. I fucking hate people and baby boomers and all I deal with are retarded baby boomers too fucking stupid to read what's on their phone. I mean, I'm praised by these people for "being good with technology" when most of the time I tell them how to fix their problem by reading the fucking prompt in their screen.
I mean for fucks sake, today, I had someone ask me what this "weird error message" meant. The error message? "Your voicemail box is full." So I told him he couldn't receive more messages because his voicemail box was full. He asked me what that meant.
If it didn't pay really well when sales are good I'd never be doing it again.
medicine
>>81414284
what job?
Oil Field trash.
>>81413624
Lawyer.
>>81415126
That was a little strange
EMT. Which I got into because I've exhausted every other hardship of surviving a SHTF scenario.
I figure all that's left is gaining trust with people that will help me... what better way than saving their lives.
>>81414756
um nope. I am a proud white male with an 18 inch cock, thicker than a gallon milk can. I have a pedigree going back 10 thousand years to the Aryan-Teutonics of Asgard and Atlantis, and the government is so frightened of my innate caucasoid potential that they made me file a non disclosure agreement of my superior white male dna supreme genetics.
You see white men are actually from the distant island of atlantis which was floating in the tuberclizician Stratosphere of Earth, which Gulliver christened as Laputa. We were a race of megalithic giantoids with red hair, the conqueror race. We were sentenced to sexual death because of the Ebonoid and Citrusoid races. The Citrusoid, or yellow Asiatic barbaric monghoulic species was jealous of our huge cocks-the average pureblood Nordid Halstett-Corded Aryan Anglo White man has a 20 inch cock. The Asiatic Yiddishazim-Ashkenazim-Judeoids were a race of hybrid daemons who assisted these evilistic Asiatics.
Wake up noble Aryan men. Take our women back.
op's mom
>>81414805
Unless you are 100% certain it's your mission in life don't bother.
As a pharmacist you are virtually guaranteed a salary and you don't have to work with sick losers. The grass isn't always greener.
Gonna graduate with a BS in Kinesiology this year.
My first plan was Prosthetics and Orthotics, but I got redpilled out of it by countless professionals in the field and recent grads of the masters program
Now it's Occupational Therapy, yet to do shadowing, however... I need a good fucking lead, I am freaking out over here. I have this last semester and school is over. I have no excuse to NOT have a full time job or apply to grad schools after I graduate.
Any other health professionals here?
>>81414285
>Not In
>Education
>Employment Or
>Training
>>81416022
you're dead then
>>81416194
;_;
>>81414759
We drop our pants and prove that we are circumsized while singing Hava Nagila
>>81414455
I do grow psilocybin mushrooms, but those are only for personal use. I refuse to sell those. I give them to friends if I think they can handle them and will do them properly, but thats it.
>inb4 omg mushrooms meme
Do 7-8grams of mushrooms in a completely dark room, with no sound, light, stimulation. It is fucking insane.
>>81415580
how do you like it? pros and cons?
>>81415652
No shame in that - I've met plenty of practicing Drs in the US with caribbean degrees. No safety net at those schools, gotta study your shit and kill the boards, but totally viable.
Plus if SHTF, even basic medical skills are gonna be valuable af
>>81413624
Media technology. 95k/yr hourly
>>81415982
Do you work in manufacturing? What state do you live in?
US Border Patrol. Deport theft fuck out of wet backs
Lol
>>81416393
can you get HPPD from 8g of good shrooms with no tolerance? Why not just slowly build up doses until you get ego death?
>>81415580
>florist
I would call you a cuck but your job speaks for itself
>Getting paid 9 dollars an hour to talk on the phone
>Can offer discounts only to customers that are nice to me
>If someone asks for anything off the menu, I just give them a regular pizza
Feels pretty good senpai. I just need one more job though, because my parents are kicking me out by the fall whether I have a job or not. And the one job is not enough to get an apartment in my area.
>>81416169
Health care kinda sucks in general... You could become a PT or a chiropractor.
Seriously though, any health care field you get into you are gonna have to work with sick losers.
>>81415901
I actually fix cellphones for a living, I'm in a shit part of town so all I get is spics and white trash. Deal with a shit load of Pakis for business too.
P.s. you are almost always being charged at least double what the part costs for repairs anywhere you go
USA Army
>>81413624
Audio Visual Technician, it's sometimes fun and sometimes boring as all hell.
>>81416697
Kek Tyler
dental hygienst
literally brush and floss peoples teeth for $60k a year
>>81415425
Isnt the internet killing your bussines?
mathematics
300k starting
Truck driver
>>81416409
Did you do MD or DO? Think I have a chance as a Canadian with a pharmacy degree to get into US schools? Here the standards are impossible and none of the 11 people I know who've applied have gotten in.
Work 30 hours a week part time while in school with an undeclared major.
Saving up money to go bike across Europe rather than be intelligent and put it towards student loan payments and car repairs.
Probably going to go into the education field as well, lol.
>>81416987
work as a grocery store clerk btw
>>81416477
California. Do repair work for diesel electric locomotives right now
>>81416887
Noice?
How old are you?
I work at a dental office sterilizing instruments.
>>81416955
OTR or a specialized field like Oil & Gas?
I'm a freelance software programmer, I work from home and can work my own hours. Contract pay changes, at the moment I have a contract which pays £30 an hour.
I actually started doing it at University to get some extra money but it pays a lot better than what my actual degree is for. It also allows me to play video games, watch films and shitpost on Bhutanese Claymation websites for most of the week.
>>81413624
41 here and my work history is a mess.
I've been a shirt order cook, college tutor, casket delivery, pizza cook, moving man, retail manager of a head shop, both a hobo and locomotive engineer, roofer, telemarketer, lighting installation, lube tech/mngr, janitor work and that is just the stuff I can remember off the top of my head.
I get bored easy. Next phase is to work the 10 acres I own in the free in clear in the midwest and take up some sort of farming - thinking of produce stand. Or I might get a food cart/truck. Or blog and shitpost for living. Or even finish my TEFL and go teach elingish overseas, had a couple offers from that but they are in shitholes I dont want to really live in.
Right now I work a part time job less than 20 hrs for cash that pays the bills since I don't really have any. Damn it is good to be me.
>>81416887
I was thinking about this but it seems like most people would rather hire women
Delivery driver for UPS.
>>81417090
I can do both but I like OTR.
>>81413624
Reservoir engineer for a small oil company based in the Midwest
I work for the JIDF
>>81417145
Be a real estate agent
>>81416046
I know, I just don't think i'm cut out for the work and want a comfy doctor job.
>>81415581
I also sell new books.
I've got lots of old atlases as I love maps. Also illustrated books for kids from the turn of the century. Sometimes people just come into my shop to have a look. Other times I get collectors and just people wanting a good read. I mainly buy from auctions and online.
I open the shop from 9am until 5pm. It's closed on Sunday. Because I need a day off every week.
It's a bit ironic as I have dyslexia, so forgive my typing. It's a comfy job, though.
>>81417145
Doesn't sound that bad to be quite honest.
Single I assume?
>>81417180
I'm in Oil and Gas as a grunt. Thinking about getting my CDL if I get layoff. Just don't know if I can stomach the lifestyle of OTR.
>>81417089
25. was a 2 year degree from a community college.
>>81417151
i have a criminal record from a dui and still got hired. pretty much hired me on the spot seeing i wasnt a retard
What's with all the doctors in here, is this where the best and brightest go to spend their free time?
>>81417376
If you don't have anyone dependent on you, make tons of money. retire at 55 or 60 comfortably.
worry about family later.
>>81413624
Power plant fuel handler. I drive a front-loader for 12 hours a day, occasionally have to deal with a nerve-wracking fire situation, and I accrue hours towards a Chief A-class boiler license. Life is good here in the energy industry.
Marine Biologist
>>81417470
It's a meme
>>81416978
MD, US resident. Competition here is tough but 80% of it is putting together a strong application. Caribbean schools have like 100% acceptance, the problem is holding your own academically, much lower board scores than nat'l average. They always love previous healthcare experience. Not sure how it works for US schools and non-residents but you can practice here with a foreign degree after passing our licensing crap.
>>81417528
aww thats cute, you take your mom with you to work.
>>81414598
Eh, if it brings in a healthy 6 figures, just buy your happiness.
>>81413624
I work in sales.
I am literally a merchant.
Jews are actually alright to sell to. They drive a hard bargain but they're polite, erudite, and you know where you stand. Indians and other assorted curries are as cheapskate as Jews but they have all the manners of a starving dog and they reek.
>>81417529
you're a meme
>>81413624
am accountant right now. I'm thinking about studying though.
>>81417545
Have you heard of Sackler? I'm thinking of applying there.
Any idea on which residency you're going to go for or tips for the MCAT?
>>81413624
I'm a Real Estate agent.
>>81417647
Mehmet my son, shouldn't you be at prayer?
>>81417151
I wouldn't be too sure.
At the clinic I work at one of our hygienists, a dude, has been working there for over 20 years.
>>81417440
Cool.
I'm 21, trying to save up for a dental school back in my third world country.
Delivery Guy and taxi driver and all kinds of fill in help here and there, I worl easily 50-60hours per week sometimes up to 80. But today I got a Day off simulating NEET Life watching tv and eatinh natchos
>>81413624
Nurse here, a man too. Great field for men.
>>81417280
Eh, property where I live a seems hard to sell. There is only shit tier factory work for a decent wage and the property taxes in the cities and towns around will be going up soon - thankfully im in unincorporated rural area.
I might open up a baozi or shwarma cart along my with produce stand.Make my land make money for me.
Painter (buildings not canvases)
I work at pemex, oil company, the job varies, from being office job, mechanic, electrician, testing samples in a lab
The wonders of a government industry
I own the world
UMAD POORFAGS
>>81417352
Yep, single and no kids.
If I made different choices life would be much different. I don't regret though; but I am getting too old to have a family now.
something you have to think about. Im pretty much looking and white women with either ready made families or mail order asians.
>>81417672
Nope sorry, as long as they're accredited they should be good at this point. Online textbooks and lectures have really leveled the playing field between schools.
As for the MCAT, do a fuckload of practice tests. Review topics you suck at, then do more practice tests. Getting anything below a 30 makes it an uphill battle.
>>81413624
Construction worker, working on one of the busiest roadways in America. Back breaking laborer but I find time to shit talk. Also 40% of the crew are black.... /pol/ is always right. Laziest fucking people on the planet.
>>81416734
But you get a good salary and job security.
PTAs make almost as much as PTs, and who would want to insult Jesus and become a witch doctor?
At Uni as an adult student. I want to die. I work full time (60+ hours a week) over summer break at a printing factory. I was a NEET four about four years before I decided I wanted more out of life. I hate studying though and just want this shit over with.
>>81414730
Hire a management company man. You don't need to hear about their problems. That shit will keep you up at night. Maybe...
>>81417991
>>81417117
>I'm a freelance software programmer, I work from home and can work my own hours.
damn man. I'm jealous. I always wanted to freelance myself. What type of freelance? Web dev? How do you get contracts?
>>81414761
In San Mateo?
Barman, hairdresser, boat owmer/promoter
>>81413624
research in evolutionary genetics and reproductive development
>>81418088
>tfw when you enter hardcore blue-collar profession and what you love most about it is there's no women
Did you experience these feels too, anon?
![2446586457_dc1e15dec6_z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xgxBW3u.jpg "2446586457_dc1e15dec6_z[1].jpg")
>>81416395
I like it. I love flowers and gardening, so it was pretty much the perfect job. It doesn't make an exorbitant amount of money, but I make more than enough to keep operational. And If I wanted, I could go on Holidays several times a year.
Work is pretty relaxing. I can spend a good portion of my day simply reading. The hired jobs make up some of the most money I get, but they're also the most taxing. People get insanely stressful and start nitpicking.
>>81416688
>liking flowers makes you a cuck
How?
>>81418161
>I hate studying though and just want this shit over with.
>tfw I know that feel
yeah college sucks man. I hated it so fucking much.the real world is a million times better. Just gotta get through the bullshit
>>81418222
For a moment there I thought you wrote "batman".
>>81418100
Chiropractic is the most red pilled health profession there is. Nothing witch doctor about it.
You're here at /pol/ and you constantly read about how the MSM spins shit to meet their narrative... same goes for how the media portrays chiropractic.
>>81413624
Who is this cock commandant?
>>81413624
PhD in math, 300k starting. Fuck doctors
>>81417300
Dear god don't do it then. I got in for the same reason but all the comfy positions got taken up 20 years ago. You pretty much have to wait another 40 years for someone to die, licking ass all that time.
I mean sure there's other options, but they're not exactly comfy.
Make shitty web sites, that will never be popular.
>>81418377
It's annoying because I have always loved learning, but I dislike the way in which Uni restricts your ability to branch out due to time constraints. I usually learn more over summer break when I go over content again in my spare time.
CNA, going to try one more time to make college work out(mortuary) and if that doesn't then I'm thinking a trade like locksmithing.
>>81418490
What specifically are you doing with the math PhD? Genuinely curious...
>>81415580
that sounds like such a tranquil job, i feel wrong calling it a job. im jealous, senpai.
>>81418085
Alright, thanks for the advice.
>>81418437
Need proof
>>81413624
19 stock clerk. $9/hr Trying to get a undergraduate in Finance. Also want to get CPA and CFA
>>81418277
Yea ha. It's nice to get away and shoot the shit with other guys. I get out of work with an hour and a half to myself until she gets home and blab about her coworkers.
>>81418437
Also: 4 years of a graduate program for 66k/yr.
HA.
HAHA.
HAHAHA
>>81418631
I add stuff, sometimes subtract.
NEET for 10 years, now I sell shit on amazon.
>>81418715
Chiro is the shit man. feelsgood.jpg
>>81418437
Chiropractic is nothing more than a over paid masseuse who doesn't even offer the happy ending of a korean massage pallor. Complete woo at best.Might as well get into cupping and acupuncture and sell your bullshit as mysticism.
>>81413624
Studying for a comp sci degree
>>81418893
sell what?
>>81418960
Cupping works desu senpai
>>81418893
How are painting Warhammer 40k miniatures working out for you?
>>81418444
Alexa Tomas, Spanish.
Unfortunately, she's been seen burning coal.
t. porn specialist
>>81418085
>
>>81418681
To Chime.
The MCAT changed, you need a 508 now (old 30).
>>81419070
At what? Sucking?
>>81418921
You a Chiro?
>>81417485
Good shit anon. No barista shit here.
>>81418577
what are you doing in ukraine, moot?
>>81415249
>3 years for selling a non opiate that junkies use to keep withdrawal at bay
We need to kill these law jews
>>81419244
No I sell real estate.
>>81418715
What controls everything in your body?
Your CNS.
Your spine protects your spinal cord - part of your CNS.
If your spine is fucked up it will interfere with NS function.
Chiropractors ensure the spine is functioning properly so the organ it protects, the spinal cord and the spinal nerves, are functioning properly.
Taking care of your spine will prevent degeneration, arthritis, bone spurs, and more...
And... that's just the beginning. Chiropractic has huge effects on the brain itself.
Search Pub Med for Heidi Haavik... the shit is amazing.
It's not the "crack" that heals stuff... it's keeping your spine and NS healthy that gets you out of pain and allows you to maximize your health.
>>81413624
I've been a NEET for about a year after graduating from university.
Kind of. I've been studying for the actuary exams. I've passed 2. I'll be applying for jobs soon. If someone is dumb enough to hire me then my year of NEET will be over.
>>81419139
>>81418960
Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it WOO.
>>81413624
IT security analyst. Shitpost from phone while working.
I'm a nurse's assistant at a psychiatric hospital. I work nights so everyone is nice and doped up by the time I'm here. I also make/sell moonshine on the side, it's a family tradition.
I'm an Assburger retard and I work as a "dish bitch."
That means I wash dishes at shitty restaurants for a living, if I can secure a job. It's one of the hardest jobs in the world (stressful and with a little singular break in between IF time is not too busy) and I get paid shit for it.
If not for that job, my life is worthless. FML.
>>81419411
The reason I'm 'kind of' a NEET is because, while I have been studying, I've been very lazy with it. There have been months where I've only studied like 5/30 days. I take long breaks to indulge in the NEET lifestyle. If I wasn't so lazy I could have more than 2 exams passed by now, for sure.
>>81418840
Many chiros in my circle can make that in one month... laugh all you want.
>>81419059
Car parts, it's not my stuff, but I'm paid hourly to list it.
Working for a literal jew who came over from isreal and mas been making multiple millions a year reselling online since 2008
MFW Europoor.
Apparently Americans get more "out of school" than people at the top of their professions in the UK.
I don't understand how the US has any manufacturing or industry at all when they are paying 21 year old graduates more than the UK-based CEOs of the corporations they work for.
It would literally be cheaper to relocate to the moon than hire some US college graduates.
>>81419394
Chiro keeps me free of back pain and the better posture helped me lose weight. Keep it up back cracking bro.
>>81419544
How was chiro school? Where did you attend?
>>81414156
>most of canada in general does this
I drive. Before that I was in the trades, from HVAC to framing, for about 10 years. I've been working since I was 14, and I've had a fuckload of jobs all my life.
>>81419594
>I don't understand how the US has any manufacturing or industry
You're a sheltered little cunt, aren't you.
America is the biggest manufacturing economy in the world and the biggest exporter of machinery.
>>81419502
Yea? How much do u sell/make on the moonshine? Genuinely interested.
I'm a lawyer. I do general litigation for a big Jewish law firm in NYC.
>>81419594
Ivy league (UPENN) and Oxford educated anon here, post a picture of your boipucci.
>>81419514
You should have paid more attention in school.
>>81414331
If I was the help desk I would've said help desk.
Which reminds me, someone had applied for an open Network Engineer spot here and came by to drop off his resume. Said he was a part time/worker from a contractor with a Network Engineer title and his resume listed help desk responsibilities and the job before that was at a call center.
>>81418835
You know what? That's what I like about the work most, that I don't go home and complain about my co-workers. We give each other some shit at lunchtime and laugh about how we broke something expensive or caused a panic or caused the plant to almost shut down, but there's no passive aggressive bullshit.
>>81419260
You could do it too. Just find an energy plant and apply to be Plant Helper. You'll basically be a custodian, but if you're not a bitch about it and show up on time, you'll be cross-trained to advance within a month.
>>81419699
I went to palmer west. Life college is better. It's not easy but it's not terribly difficult either. It's as long as medical school, about 5000 hours, but you don't have to do a residency.
>>81419753
Fellow Ivy League (Columbia) here.
>>81418174
It's at the point where I want to make sure they're happy and content with that I can. Obviously I'm not going to buy their groceries or let them stay rent free.
But for example, this spring we did an entire redo of a tenants bathroom who had been having problems. We replaced everything, re did a huge about of the plumbing and it looks fantastic, with real solid tiles and good fixtures and while I felt good making changes to my property I also felt really good by their reaction.
>>81413624
>NEETS or what
Never been a NEET in my life, what the fuck?
I've been working before college, through the last years of college and ever since.
I'm a Linux sysadmin & Oracle admin in a bank now.
I wish it wasn't a bank, I don't particularly respect the trade and I feel like I'm not building anything, just providing a service that is a consumable.
I mean, I'd prefer to work for a company that actually makes something, cars, planes, guns, buildings, whatever. Just have something to show, feel a bit of pride.
But the banks pay me the best, and everybody likes having money.
So I'm an economic whore.
engineer at a brewery
Project Manger for an e-commerce company. It's shit but it pays well.
>>81413624
computer/network security undisclosed company
tl;dr you guys trying to figure out how to ban muslims reminds me of trying to figure out how to ban programs.
Guns are like programs that are needed, such as code editors. They can be used for good, but they can be used for bad too, and they could also wind up screwing their own machine.
Muslims are more like .7s and .zips that come in from email. I mean sure, some might be legitimate, but I am going to make sure every single one of those fuckers get scanned.
.exes/jars/bats/etc. were banned years ago, these .zips are next.
I see muslims similar to .zips.
I mean sure, some might be A OK. But I can't figure that out until it hangs out on a computer and blows up the sandbox.
Even then, some of them sleep for a while, then next thing you know 4 weeks later, it blows up some director's computer, and they are mad.
>>81420028
Alright man. Just make sure you're making money.
>>81419782
College is garbage with its "white guilt" propaganda. I'm close to finishing Associate's Degree (2 year type degree) but I suck at math.
If I win nigger lottery aka lawsuit payout or lottery, I'll be NEET for the rest of my life, only being self-employed sporadically to overcome boredom.
>>81414665
show us your music, anon
Brazil is home to many of my favorites like Gilberto Gil, Jorge Ben, Lo Borges
>>81419854
Got a big one right off the pike I work on. Considered getting in when I was doing a shit part of this job before I moved up and started making money. I do know a dude there so who knows. Good shit regardless anon. I hope for the best for you man.
>>81419514
Don't give up hope and use the sperg brain to your advantage. One of the most inspiring people ive recently in my life was washing dishes and said he was on auto pilot during his job. He busted his ass and got two advanced tech degrees and went on to make over 6 figures a year.
If you are not happy it is up to you to change that. I dont mind being poor with no bills >>81417145
What do you want to do though? With realistic goals?
Play Pai Gow, Baccarat, Poker, and Blackjack professionally.
>>81418343
Some retards called me a cuck, because when you give a haircut to a girl "you are prepping her for other men". """Logic"""" and banter here are off the rocker sometimes.
>>81420184
What a terrible attitude you have. Where is your self-respect?
>>81419939
A good friend of mine went there, he asked me to be his best man at his wedding in Brazil.
Yeah, no, I'm not going to brazil, I was busy...
>>81419514
Stop being a fucking spazz and network. It'll get you far and most occupations teach you what you need.
>baker
>tfw my profession will never be a soldier
>>81419719
Yes I know, which is why I asked.
Wages are extremely high in the US even in industries that could be moved out.
From what gets said in Presidential campaigns I get the feeling that has never happened but they are scared it might.
Its happened everywhere else decades ago. Nobody else in the west makes consumer shit apart from them for example, so how are they competing with China to make toasters and suchlike?
Its a fairly simple question but people start waving their arms when you ask them for a straight answer.
>>81418618
hey im a CNA too. Why don't you go for an RN?
>>81413624
maritime navigation, 2nd officer, also small business owner; men's clothing store semi-formal/classy casual
>>81413624
Who me? IOh, i'm just collecting information.
college freshman reporting in
is EE a good degree if I want to be upper middle class ~10 years from now? upper middle class being defined as having a decent house in a nice area, and being able to comfortably send 2-3 kids to private school. i intend to manage my money very responsibly, investing early, not buying stupid shit, not getting into debt where i can afford not to, etc.
>>81420502
They don't make toasters...
I'm an electrical engineer for a defense contractor. I'm sort of a jack of all trades and do everything from electronics design to pcb design to manufacturing.
>>81420502
I know a big part of the manufacturing industry here is driven by the MIC. As long as the world wants our bombs, bullets, tear gas etc.. there will be jobs in manufacturing.
>>81420577
>tfw will never go into business with a /pol/tard
>>81415229
>Software engineer at Google.
>The political ideologies of my coworkers cause me to die a little more inside every day. At least the pay's good.
I suspected as much, Google is full of liberals, isn't it?
When I saw that Google Translate was all "let's make it easier for rapefugees", I barfed.
"Do no evil" has been subverted into "destroy civilization".
Man, I feel for you. Be strong. Shoot a rifle and a gun, get some hand-to-hand fighting training. It helps with the morale.
Better job than you wage slaves.
>>81418591
>I usually learn more over summer break when I go over content again in my spare time.
I know EXACTLY what you mean. Honestly, thats a good thing though. At least you have the will to learn by yourself. Most people give up learning new things after they finish school.
>>81413624
Healthcare Administrator (non-clinical). I'm in my 20s, make six figures and shitpost better than all yall niggas
software engineer
>>81420705
can you pls gib answer to >>81420648
also is it more useful to have BEE or BSEE or does it not make a difference
>>81413624
Med school
>>81418022
My uncle had a couple kids at your age, they're in middle school now and the age difference isn't really a big deal. Definitely doable.
Sounds like a comfy situation overall though.
Funny to see /pol/ is more highly educated that reddit will ever be.
I always knew /pol/ was right.
Fucking hell. I am fucking failing neet and going back to a community college, but at least I'm only 21 years old and /pol/acks are having great times. I amthinking of doing civil engineering. Is it a good job prospect? I only care having a decent salary and job security knowing that infrastructure needs replacing because of age or rebuilding if WW3 destroyed them.
>>81418343
That sounds quite nice. Damn. How much would you recommend studying about flowers, botany and gardening to be sufficient at doing it?
