>/pol/ is shilling for ¡Jeb! and Mexicans in an alternate universe
Who gives a fuck?
>>81409758
>Ranch was invented before cool ranch in an alternate universe
>>81409758
In an alternate universe I am actually working to better myself and improving the world, instead of whining on an anime forum with a bunch of anonymous weebs, living in their moms' basement.
>>81409858
>7EB
>Jeb! is high-energy in an alternate universe
>>81409951
Fuck
/pol/ is #BLM home base in an alternate universe.
>>81409951
>Jeb stumped trump so bad he dropped out before the primaries even happen in an alltermate universe
>/pol/ hails FDR as a great Marxist leader after he and Eleanor died in the Washington bunker after the Union of Socialist Amerika was conquered by the Axis powers in 1945 in an alt universe
>Amerika was reunited after the Lukewarm War between northern National Socialist Germany and NAZI (Nord Atlantisch Zusammann Innung) and the Empire of Japan ended in 1990 when the Washington Wall was torn down by Reichsfuhrer Ronin Raygunn
>it's a jelly and peanut butter sandwich in an alternate universe
>Jeb is alpha as fuck in an alternate universe.
>People in an alternate universe are talking about universes in which Trump became the nominee.
>>81410471
lmfao
>I have a gf and a happy life in an alternate universe
>>81409758
>cboyardee is still making videos in an alternative universe
>/pol/ supports Cruz in an alternate universe
>Cruz doesn't look like a rat in an alternate universe
>>81409758
slow and steady wins the race just like a turtle
Professional Monday?
>Pajeet knows how to poo in the loo in an alternate universe
>dindus are are still a drain on society in every universe
>there is an alternate universe where Trump was never born
>/pol/ is pro israel in an alternate universe
Oh wait..
>>81409758
>in an alternate universe the 3rd reich won the war and i have a swedish super model as a wife who hates niggers
We're all niggers in an alternate universe