What the fuck is this shit?
>>81405230
>Dis emoji looks like me xDxD
>>81405230
I believe it's called a "search engine"
I know this is your first day on the Intenets but I suggest you get to know it
>FOR CHRISTS SAKE WOMEN PLEASE GET INTO TECH
Teenage girls are so hot but the ones outside of marching band are just so fucking boring
I'm going back to the daycare for pussy fuck this
>Corporations should do whatever they want as long as they don't break any la- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEGENERACY? WE NEED A STRONG LEADER TO PUT A STOP TO THIS!
Redpill? SJW kike conspiracy
Logically? Google wants more female coders because they employ fucking coders and they want to foster talent for a future workforce.
>>81405911
This
>>81405230
>Telling leftist girls that they're unique
>code an emoji
>code
wut?
>>81405230
where the fuck do you live where that shows up?
>>81405958
>you can't criticize corporations
How do those boots taste?
>>81406118
Low hanging fruit - coding ain't hard, and requires zero physical effort. Seems like emoji-obsessed teen landwhales are the perfect target
>>81405958
>WHAT NO I AM ACTING SILLY AND WE NEED TO MANDATE GOVERNMENT THINGS TO THING THE THING, GOD FORBID SOMEONE JUST CRITIQUE THE COMPANY OR SOMETHING, NO HE CLEARLY MEANS WE NEED TO MANDATE THE MANDATE
IM BEING SILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>81406183
I think he was trying to point out the "hypocrisy" of /pol/.
HOL UP
>>81405230
Remember when a white man had all the answers?
>>81406288
Yeah but how is that "coding". It's point and click graphic design, not programming and working with code.
Are we changing the definition of coding to be more inclusive of women or something?
>>81406011
>foster talent
>employ female coders
Google Canada isn't engaging in such bluepillshit
Works with emojis too i guess ....
>>81405230
wtf i hate teen girls now!
>>81406288
>implying emoji-obsessed teen landwhales have the patience to write good code
>>81407066
Funny that, nearly any other quote from that book, I wouldn't realize it was from the book, I would have just thought it was Orwell saying it. But that one quote still sticks in my mind, for whatever reason. Interesting.
>>81406695
I was thinking more foot-in-the-door. Same principle behind MySpace pages, some kids get interested by the basic HTML used for posting shitty banners and end up learning JavaScript for funsies.
5£ says the "emoji coding course" dovetails into some basic C+ class or lady coder scholarship plugs
>>81406011
Yeh and bitches are cheap labour cause of the gender wage gap top thinking
>>81406011
is this complex bait?
>>81405230
at this point i would take any search engine other than google that's half decent
it's too bad all of them suck balls
well come on /pol/ let's code ourselves an emoji. Big swastika of course...
>>81407368
Nope sorry, Berned-out libtard self-administering a loading dose of redpill
make emojis here faggots
https://www.madewithcode.com/projects/emoji
>>81406448
wut u sayin is we wuz emojis and shit
>>81405230
>we can't trust women to actually know how to code anything, we'll just give them a pretty picture software that lets them pic the colors and call it "coding", they won't know the difference
>>81407520
duckduckgo is god tier denbtsbro
>>81405230
nothing wrong with begging to get more women to hit on in the workplace
>>81405230
To be honest I think it’s an effort to get today’s youth into programming, seeing as emojis are something used by a lot of today’s youth mainly girls it could be something that would hopefully inspire a lot of people into writing their own code and learning how to, and how is that bad?
Emojis are just another "hip" thing with kids, and what’s wrong with using what a collective group see as cool to push education.
tl;dr kids think emoji is cool what wrong with using what people think is cool to push education
>>81407667
>made w/ code
>>81405230
>goes on jewgle
What the fuck are you thinking anon? Why would you search shit through that SJW blue pilled trash?
>>81407667
It’s not even fucking code, it’s psuedo code
why are you using google?
are /pol/ seriously that tech illiterate?
>>81408917
This, you shouldn't be using Google. Ever. Owned by the Jews who use it to datamine for various NGOs also controlled by the Jews.
>>81405230
Someone doesn't have a girlfriend
Lets do it /pol/
https://www.madewithcode.com/projects/emoji
>>81406011
Google wants more women coders becase they do not negotiate a salary and when you hire a thousand of them the productivity dosnt matter becasue you are being "progressive" and saving millions a year on labor.
>>81405230
>we need more womens in tech
>lets entice them by stupid shit like "coding" emojis
obvious shitty "social justice" is obvious
THEY'RE CALLED EMOTICONS YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81409549
emoticons are text or text to image
emojis are just image and they are inferior because of this
>>81409195
someone is a shill
>>81407297
Answer me nigger, how do you fucking code an emoji? Can you write a sculpture? Can you play a painting? What the fuck is this retarded shit?
And then this fag Chomsky says everyone is born with innate understanding of language.
>>81405230
Lol feminism in coding, implying this will ever be successful, it would first require feminists to understand logic.
>>81405403
>>81405778
Read the filename, retards.
a-am I k-kawaii, /pol/-kun?
>>81406011
Corporations like female employees and immigrants more because they are less likely to negotiate higher wages/bonuses.
>>81407667
This is fucking gay. I can only make women. What the fuck is this?
>>81408294
But there's not even a single line of code involved, it's just fucking dragging and dropping.
>>81409197
>tfw no short hair to make hitler...
>>81409976
Wow. Google engineer here.
If you're female and can timestamp a photo of yourself, then I think we can work something out. How does $260,000 starting sound? Please say yes.
>>81407297
I learned coding by myself, and you basically had to drag me away from the keyboard to prevent me from doing it.
The fact that the media and corporations are doing campaign after campaign and throwing millions of dollars after girls to become "coders" shows that it's not something they're actually interested in doing.
I didn't need a "Boys can code!!!" campaign. I just figured out I could plot shit to the screen and make it move, and I was fascinated with that.
I did it
>>81406011
>they want to foster talent for a future workforce.
why would they want to do that when they can just pick better coders from India and Vietnam for a fraction of the price?
Wouldn't let me add a pointy nose.
>>81410056
It's pandering. People running Google aren't idiots, they know women rarely make good engineers.
On the other hand they make about 50% of their users, so they have to pander.
A few years ago Mattel had a design contest where you could vote for what the next Barbie could be. The retarded neckbeard from reddit rigged the vote so the next one would be a software engineer. Despite Mattel designing a cute pink cellphone and the like, it ended up in the bargain bin.
>>81406011
Females in computing are underrepresented because females generally don't want to pursue a computer science/computer engineering career.
SJWs think this is a problem and want to actively indoctrinate females into becoming programmers. I'll spoil their inevitable revelation: generally females don't want to have a career in hard tech and this is simply supported by the huge majority of people in hard tech being male. They think that females are discouraged by the culture and they want to remove any sort of programmer/engineer/whatever culture passively and forcefully. The culture is just the culture of current employees and most females don't want to pursue a career in these subjects because they just don't want to do so.
>>81409197
>it's not haskell or some kind of lazy structural effect-coeffect based dependent language
dropped like a rock
>>81410552
#Nice
>emoji
>supposed to have fuck all to do with CS
Yup, cute avatars with a Nip name will prepare these twats to work with databases, C, Theory of Computation, time/space complexity, etc. Suuuuuuure, Google you fucking SJW shills.
>>81410511
>you will never know how to change the position of an object on a work space by changing its x and y values
I hate being a man.
>>81410920
Emojis are more important. Get your priorities right.
>>81406118
> code an emoji
> upload an image and give it a name
> now type :your_emoji: to watch it show up!
> Congrats girl, you're a coder! Go school the boys working on hackerrank!
>>81408998
it's not pseudo code. It's playing with toy blocks vs building a real house.
>>81407929
oh i haven't tried that one i'll give it a shot
>>81410543
>Better coders from India and Vietnam
They tried this turned out those "better" coders were garbage and they had to hire real coders to fix their mistakes
>>81409438
I wish I wish pol could meme this into reality.
>make cute emoji
>"WE WUZ COMPUTER SCIENTISTS AN SHITZ, SISTER!
>decide to try C, try to read few pages of K & R
>head explodes in 100 megaton blast
/g/ has a thread on this
>>>/g/55611849
>>81405230
>>81405230
>>81405230
>using jewgle
literally anyone who still uses google should fucking kill himself and do the world a favor
use startpage you retards
>>81405230
>still using jewgle
Needs a Ben Garrison one.
>>81411423
This is what they are really doing...
>>81411602
>a few hours ago I was explaining how
>values = [] : [ h : v | v <- values, h <- values ]
>can generate a lazy infinite list of values of lists of a type, given there exists some canonical implementation of values for that type
>mfw i wasnt even coding emoji
>>81410649
This sad truth thrusts women into an echo chamber once they have done a one semester programming course, like they're making history by standing up to the oppressive male dominated field.
t. work with a female coder who cant into javascript 101 basics
>>81407066
. !
>>81405230
Everyone should be using Bing.
Google is horrible. If you want ads instead of results keep using this vile company.
>>81411614
>>81411703
At least Bing is patriotic, and honors veterans and such with pics of Normandy on D-Day and shit, while fucking Google has doodles like that travesty of some Jap Communist radical who cheered Bin Laden on 911.
The fact that Google makes Microsoft look like the good guys speaks volumes as to Google's evil.
>>81412015
>using Microjew
>using Jewgle
>>81406011
Are you agreeing with that 'logic'? Emoijis neither teach nor encourage a single fucking thing about coding or computer science.
>>81411803
It's restricted to only women, to be astronauts, etc.
Interestingly, all those "coding" apps are basically pre-configured things where they can control a few variables.
I'm sure we could troll them with that... "You think girls aren't able to learn C++, so you have men create toy coding environments, you shitlords?"
>>81411395
Im surprised companies continue to do this. The worst code always comes from the Indian contractors. But Pajeetburgers are good.
>>81411977
>Bing
5 rupees for you Pajeet.
Everyone should be using Startpage or Duckduckgo.
>>81411807
I mean bringing the "they dont negotiate salary" portion into the limelight as a reason for hiring them.
>>81412244
>jewjewgo
no thank you benjamin
>>81406011
>>81411376
True
>>81410160
Teaches basics of how code works using a interactive method (modules), also teaches basic X,Y co-ordinates , which should be taught in primary school maths. Also it may inspire people to seek further education into what code actually is.
>>81412131
>Pajeetburgers
That word conjures up either:
A poo-in-loo aspie
A hamburder made by Pajeet, and contaminated with E. coli etc. from his inabilty to "poo in loo" (yuck!)
Both are bad things to think about.
>>81412244
>using startkike
>>81412371
>>81412517
>da jooz
>>>/pol/
>>81412131
they're wising up because it's costing them too much. They have to pay for Pajeet and once he fucks up they have to pay a real programmer just as much as they would have before, if not more.
>But Pajeetburgers are good.
Honestly 99% of everyone is shit, but Pajeets are pretty bad no matter where they are. Every American Pajeet I've met is too busy sucking Elon Musk's cock to bother actually learning anything, in college I out of the 5 Indians in my class of of them dropped out over the program. I've never met a good Pajeet in workplace yet, though this is just my personal experience.
>>81410160
>>81412388
visual programming isnt the problem
see luna lang
the problem is stupid "programming" languages
>>81412594
this
>>81412594
where do you think we are?
>>81412246
Nigga, are you dense. This is the reason the "wage gap" exist.
>>81405230
>>81410552
>>81412708
>>81406435
It's only hypocrisy for the lolbertarians though.
>>81406011
Neither. They just think they're being progressive by doing shit like this. I think a lot of people on this board really think these are conscious propaganda efforts by Jews and SJWs, but from working in a progressive office environment, I can tell you that most people who do this are just following culture. It's scary that most of these people are more than happy to censor their own speech and be delusional for the sake of their fantasy narrative.
>>81411497
>(Goldstein)
Made me kek
>>81412964
???
>>81405230
>>81413346
>>81412384
tfw write first lib notion that comes to mind
tfw literally asking for redpill
tfw get accused of baiting
>>81409888
>understand logic
i see what you did there.
Also nice trips
>>81413145
>dat ID
Sounds like a Scottish dating website
>ok kilt
>>81413766
The fuck is that? Aren't emoji shit all just yellow circle faces? How the fuck does "female professions" have anything to do witht that.
>>81405230
>Code an emoji
>Code
>an emoji
>teen girls
>unique like you
>unique
>teen girl
This was written by a woman working in PR department of Google, right?
>>81405230
>teen girl
LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE GOOGLE NU-MALES STOP THE PROPAGANDA STOP PANDERING THEM I JUST WANNA FUCK THEM!!!!!!!!!!
>>81412594
>>81412708
>>81405230
Most womyn can't pass the intro classes for CS or SE and the ones that do are too busy studying like their male counterparts to care about femynism.
The only thing this shit will do is make people think programming is easy like building a lego only to be hit by a truck when they reach college or open a book about it and discover it relies heavily on math and physics.
>>81405230
>discriminating against non teen girls
fuck you, i feel marginalized
>>81414206
who cares. Let Google waste their time making female emojis instead of spying on me or selling my data to advertisers.
The more time big companies waste on this shit the better. Literally no one besides a handful of fat, unemployed feminazis give a shit about this. Really, we should be promoting it. When google thinks a ton of girls want this shit maybe they'll spend a bunch of money petitioning the Unicode Association (which decides what emojis actually become official) and then when they fail they'll realize they wasted tons of cash on shit no one cares about.
In fact, we should pressure them harder. Let's send emails about how this is offensive because it doesn't include trans women and how google needs to spend another million on making an app to design your own trans emoji. Then we can bitch that there's not a 2 spirit or genderfluid emoji. Then we can complain that there are male emojis at all and google needs to get those deleted.
Business, even in Google's case, comes down to money. If businesses realize an endeavor is a waste of cash, they'll drop it. Google admittedly has a lot more cash to waste on inane bullshit like this, but they still don't want to just flush money down the never ending toilet of liberal appeasement, because it never ends.
Lets poo boys.
>>81410511
are you the hacker known as the fortune?
>>81407520
duckduckgo
>>81412964
RARE
>>81406741
Leave sonic alone, you pathetic cuck.
>>81405230
Google is somehow run by fat feminists.
>>81410362
kek
>>81410511
p... please don't ...
don't tell me they are considering moving a black emoji face down by pressing the down arrow key a few times coding..
please...
has the dumbening/coddling really come this far? Of course.
Oh well, all the female coders and other coders will be burned in the fire when Sharia Law is enforced anyway.
>>81405958
>leaf
EVERY TIME. Do you assholes ever contribute positively to a thread?
Why no men? That's sexist.
>Hurr durr I'm a girl
>Hurr durr I can alter X and Y values to change the positioning of an object on screen
>Hurr durr I'm so smart
>>81406355
>>81406462
Underrated
>>81417815
Look! Leaf did it guys.
>>81423712
Girls don't want to learn to code and no one wants to teach them how to code.
This works the same way as those complicated diets, toy kitchen playsets and everything else marketed to women/girls.
You create the illusion of coding. You want it to "feel" like coding, just without the difficulty and hard work required. Then you lavish on them social approval for completing it.
Just like scientist barbie is a scientist because she LOOKS like one. You become a programmer by looking like one.
There aren't enough things that look like dicks.
>>81407667
>2 white faces
>>81410371
The amount of sexism here... Lol... Women like to code just as much as men, but the sexism puts them off from going further
>>81407297
It's nothing to do with coding at all. Messing around with HTML on myspace is still learning how to use some HTML. This is just one of those drag and drop dress up flash games with a few technical-sounding words sprinkled on top.
>>81405911
fourth post best post
>mfw
>>81422193
Sonic has arguably the most autistic fanbase ever.
>>81410056
corporations like female employees because they dont breed white babies and they like immigrants because they are not white
Because of the wage gap Google is trying to get cheep hoes
>>81406011
Females suck at every job and further, are toxic for moral and productivity in most workplaces, prove me wrong. Female coders are inferior.
What's her name?
>>81435908
Elodie
>>81406011
>foster talent
No it's this
>>81405911
There's already a shitload of people in tech here and abroad. They're just butthurt that it, like many other skilled fields, is dominated by men in every nation it takes root. Because women want nothing to do with it. So they pander and offer discriminatory aid and scholarships to try and reshape the demographics of a field that suffered no discrimination until these "academics" got involved
>>81405230
Teenage girls are not unique they're all the exact same.
>>81405230
That's you losing the culture war, my friend. Enjoy the future!
>>81431738
the amount of leafism here... lmfao.......
>>81405230
>Code an emoji
>Code
Wew lad
As she is of African Descent, she is more likely to contract std's.
She is getting treatment.
>>81436722
kinky
>>81435908
> Problematic Patty
> Tumblrina Tina
> Triggered Terri
> Grossed out Ginger
>>81411140
This
>>81406011
>that's right goy don't think to hard it'll make your head hurt
Even the pajeets couldn't saturate the market for programmers. Let them girls feel special and talented I don't mind, but I won't edit or debug code written by women ever again, ever.
>>81405911
>9
>11
>>81405230
>code gurrrlz are unique xD
>male coders are so boring, rite :((
It's disgusting how they discriminate against boys. I wonder if they even realize it, or if they are too far gone into brainwash land themselves.
>>81438188
stop rolling useless dubs
>>81407520
Startpage, it's jewgle plus proxies
>>81407667
>kiddie block shit is "coding"
>>81407667
>>81440462
Breddy Gud :DDDDD
A ching chang ching chang ching ching chong.
>>81405230
jewgle jewgling
bread and circuses for the millenial goy
>>81407667
Im gonna make a nigger
>>81409817
Nice code,bro
>>81405230
>Implying a teen girl would even know how
>>81410511
Eyeball tits
