>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>So, I bet you guys are wondering how I got here
>>81399319
Seriously though did he died?
>>81399458
With all those violent Islamist roaches surrounding him, yeah.
>>81399458
He'll be fine. Islam is the religion of peace.
>>81399458
No idea
Probably
I wonder how he got there though...
>>81399458
wasn't he the one they said they lynched?
poor fucker
>>81399319
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
>>81399319
>Well it all began one sunny day in Mecca, 7th century.
>>81399319
Take your shit meme back to /tv/ faggot.
>>81399319
Always sad when the good guy dies. This won't end until we eradicate islam, coming soon to a european country near you...
>>81399319
Story?
this is why you do not surrender to these subhumans. you either in, or you die and it is better to die with a rifle in your hands.
>>81399952
Solider of Turkish coup captured by islamist civilians
>>81400073
Shit. So they killed him? What happened?
>>81400265
Probably
A lot of lynchings took place
>shot of bridge shut down and filled with troops
>born to be wild starts playing
>>81400073
how come even in a shit skin country the islamists are naturally darker
>>81400521
>shot of tank plowing over a stubborn turkroach
>"Kids in America" starts playing
>>81400523
The browner you are, the more susceptible to islam you will be
like sickle cell
>>81400748
>shot of Islamist citizens stoning soldiers
>"Rock the Casbah" starts playing
>>81401002
>rock
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>>81399319
Does anyone else imagine reading this in the sound of Sgt Woods voice from BlackOps2?
>>81399319
>Baba O'Reilly begins playing softly in the background
>>81399319
The poor chubby fuck never stood a chance, they probably lynched him and he'd be lucky if they didn't rape him first.
King roach has gone full Stalin with his purge.
They probably ate him.
>>81401856
>teeeeeeenaage wastelaaaanddd
>>81399319
>shot of Jews counting money
>the umpa lumpa song starts playing
It was at this point, Nathan knew, he'd fucked up...
THIS JULY
>shot of helicopter firing missle
INCEPTION HORN
THE TURKEY
>shot of turkroach general lifting sunglasses
INCEPTION HORN
GETS
>low-angle shot of turk roaches marching on bride
INCEPTION HORN
COOKED
>turkroach protestors in the streets
INCEPTION HORN
>fade to black while inaudible turkroach chanting plays in background
>>81399458
He'll be fine once they can find his head and reattach it
>>81403144
keko
>>81399458
Shouldn't he?
>We Gotta Get Out Of This Place starts playing
>>81399695
>surrendering your freedom and individuality to become a soldier of any government
His demise was his own fault.
>>81410887
Pretty sure the turkish army is an army of conscripts. There is a very good chance he had no choice in the matter.
>>81410947
Oh, well shit. I'll pour one out for him. Maybe one day the roaches will be crushed.
>>81410887
I could be wrong but not every country, specifically Turkey, has a purely volunteer based military.
>>81402000
Is it just me or is Lawrence of Arabia the GOAT film?
>>81399319
THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GLORIOUS
ty OP
>>81414176
All in a day's work, my nigga
>>81399319
'cause im in too deep
