https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLk1VsXH-m8
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
GET IN YOUR BUNKERS NOW IT'S HAPPENING
>>81391028
SHIT, WHAT IS VAULT-TEC'S PHONE NUMBER?
>>81391028
Why do people still listen to and watch this idiot when time and again he is proven to be wrong?
>>81391542
(800) 259-9231
>>81391688
when the world is going to crazy it's best to listen to a mad man
>ALEX JONES SAYS
Why do you guys do this to yourselves?
>>81391777
Kek has spoken
>>81391028
No one listened or installed their filters, you brought this on yourselves.
>>81391777
WITNESSED
WE /WW3GEN/ NOW
>>81391777
PRAISE
LET'S FUCKING GO.
>yfw he's right this time
>>81391542
Why hello there, I arrived just in time. I can only take the first 20 at this time, so let me know if you like to be on it.
BREAK
THE
CONDITIONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>81391777
Sounds like the best time to listen to a rational man who doesnt get over-excited when someone sneezes in China and makes it out to be a fucking epidemic thats about to wipe out humanity.
>>81391028
ITS HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwURLwd8pEA
>>81391777
Kek provides
>>81391777
>>81391777
>>81391777
I AM
>>81391777
>>81391777
GROWING
>>81391777
>>81391777
STRONGER
I AM GROWING
>777
777
>777
777
>777
777
>777
777
>777
777
>777
777
>777
777
'STRONGER
>>81391777
KEK
E
K
>>81392280
SIGN ME UP MY GUY
>>81391777
>using meme magic to actually influence WW3
DELET THIS
>ALEX JONES SAYS WW3 NOW
Is it Sunday again already?
>>81391777
>>81391777
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Who's coming to the Pitcairn Islands with me?
>>81391777
pls stop using meme magic im scared
>>81391028
he's been saying this for 20 years
>>81393030
After Trump picked Pence and the coup against Erdogan failed (with Obama's help and Hitlery's aproval), there is no other choice
>>81391028
Lol nobody would nuke Canada. There's nothing of use here.
>>81391777
wtf I hate peace now
>>81391777
Fuck. I forgot to stock up filters.
>>81393217
Maybe he was early in his predictions?
>>81393174
WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE
>>81391777
In a world gone insane, only the mad can survive.
>>81391777
KEK
E
K
>>81393288(Checked)
>>81392280
Sign me up shitlord
>>81392084
LORD
>>81393449
We must kill the jew before it kills us. It wants everything dead, it wants only them to live on this planet.
Embrace the madness! Let it wrap around you like a warm blanket.
>>81393508
KEK
>>81391028
This is the 20th time he's predicted WWIII. He's just stirring up fear to get views as usual. And once he gets people scared, he'll tell them the solution is to buy his water filters, or disaster kits like he did during y2k.
>Think it's happening
>Coup loses
>Happening stops
>Instead world slides backwards and gets worse
>>81391777
>>81391900
>>81392022
>>81393155
>>81393288
PRAISE KEK
>>81391777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QgkeCsa3k
>>81392280
I'll take the remaining 18 slots for me and my Muslim family.
Alex Jones for post-war leader.
Kek wills it.
>>81393023
>>81393496
Oh wow! welcome to the family bismisslah
Wanna convert!
>>81391777
>every day that goes by Alex Jones starts making more and more sense
This was supposed to be just a meme guys, why is becoming real?
>>81393999
Your numbers are your answer.
Praise Kek.
>>81391028
[WATER FILTERING INTENSIFIES]
>>81393999
praise
Buy gold folks
>>81393999
NO, the meme has to stop
>>81393692
It's real this time. And it's ours.
>>81394060
You don't need to filter your water when you have EIS like me (estrogen insensitivity)
>>81393999
>>81394155
>>81394189
the meme lives on! viva kek
How much storable food is a good amount to hold without overprepping? 1 year?
>>81391028
Alex Jones is an autistic Israel shill. Jesus fuck. Cannot stand this charlatan. You all want go to another world war for the Jews? What have you learned...
Get out, deport, and build walls. It's all we need to do.
>>81393999
PRAISE KEK (PBUH)
>>81393950
PRAISE ALAHU AKBAR
The Pitcairn Islands serve as a refuge for those who want to avoid the impending global chaos
Feels good to live in the one continent where nobody is likely to get involved.
>>81394270
there is no such thing. water is more important though
>>81391028
You faggots could have bought some damn filters from the man but nooooo. Goddammit!
>>81393999
FUCKING
PRAISE
LORD
KEK
>>81394406
True. I think I'll focus on getting containers to collect/purify rainwater.
KeK Lord is Skynet real?
why has Alex jones always operated both Infowars and Prisonplanet? why didn't he just consolidate all his traffic into one platform a long time ago?
seems as though it only obfuscates his business
>more volcanoes and earthquakes means war is coming
How do people actually listen to this
Kekmageddon is upon us
>>81391028
>Not posting the full version of that image.
>>81391028
A FUCKING SUPER AI ORCHESTRATED ALL THIS
DEUA EX WAS RIGHT
HAIL HELIOS
get comfy frans
>>81391028
Does anyone actually take Alex Jones 100% completely serious?
Do those types of people literally exist?
>>81394906
thank you
I love this image
>>81391688
>when time and again he is proven to be wrong?
He keeps being proven right though
So on /pol repeating digits confirms a catastrophic happening?
>>81395214
Alex Jones is not making more sense.
He comes up with so many batshit crazy completely impossible theories on a daily basis he's bound to get something right which he then thinks justifies the rest of his insane bullshit.
Whenever anyone in the political world dies he thinks they were secretly assassinated.
He gets a "doctor" on his show to sell his bullshit chemical products.
And even on issues I agree with him with he's so biased he looks past all facts that contradict his argument.
He's fucking crazy.
He's funny and seems like a nice guy though.
>>81395079
At least he's natty.
>>81391028
>AI's
>The Partriots
The Memes Jack...
>>81395497
4:10
>>81394270
Rice is so cheap.
Go to wall mart or sams club or something and get a bunch, beans too
>>81392280
HATE NEWSPAPERS
![52dea6e4f64d3d428e3085944a339bb9[1][1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qMt1urv.png "52dea6e4f64d3d428e3085944a339bb9[1][1].png")
Turkey Suspends All US Operations Against ISIS At Incirlik Airbase, Which Vaults B61 Nuclear Bombs
>>81395699
>dislike Alex Jones
>therefore I'm a kike
REMOVE MONKEY
>>81391028
NO! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT FOR THIS SPIC INFESTED SHITFEST!
Maybe we can just send all the brown people to die.
Do you any of you use Brain Force or Deep Cleanse?
Share experiences.
>>81395859
Here's another (((You)))
>>81391777
>>81395456
7s in particular, for theu are the divine word of Kek, who speaks through us.
77 is wimsy and observation
777 is foretelling, warning or commandment
7777 and above is divine prophecy
bantz
>>81393843
Flag checks out
>>81396093
Nuclear armageddon Monday.
>>81391777
fug
The comment section is pretty cringe worthy (1/2) pic related
>>81391028
alex jones also said that the Queen of England is part of the Lizard people
>>81391777
WITNESSED AND CONFIRMED!
>>81396431
>>81396489
>>81391028
Alex Jones has been saying WW3 is imminent for the last two decades. I like the guy, but take this shit with a grain of salt.
>WW3
So everyone launching nukes at each other?
>>81394155
>Peter Schiff.
WHOA.
Didn't know other people here listened to Peter.
Thought I was the only one.
Yea just like he predicted for the past decade
>>81391028
its so dire that you need to run fucking ads for your snake oil supplements. didnt herbalife finally get in trouble for their bullshit ponzi scheme from mexico? i was so happy when i saw that they had to pay all that money back. fuck herbalife and fuck every bullshit supplement pusher.
>>81392138
Sam Kinnison?
>>81391900
>Kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
will anons get drafted?
>>81391777
In an age of darkness, look to the blind to guide you. In an age of insanity, the mad will lead the way
>>81393288
>backfired
>>81397267
Top kek lad
>>81391028
praise lord kek
May the coming nuclear winter be gloirous
>>81397330
http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/wars/a/draft2.htm
>>81397714
P R A I S E
>>81392280
Count me in fella.
>>81395565
Damn, brock lesnar was a skinny fucking kid
>>81397935
also
>Transgender rules: If you were born female and had a gender change, you don't have to register. If you were born male and had a gender change, you must register.
LIBS BTFO
>>81392280
put me on that list plox
>>81391028
I'm LMAO at people who take Alex Jones seriously.
Does anyone remember 1999 when Alex said the same shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk
Jones is objectively islamophobic, homophobic and a blatant sexist, racist. Spread love not hate.
>>81393999
It's a sign.
>>81398508
You're objectively a faggot
>>81398508
0/10
you have no purpose
>>81397702
Thanks for exposing the satanists in the video.
>>81391028
Well...he would know.
>>81398749
He's trolling, but Jones IS NOT on your side. He's a fucking hype man. Look at OP's video. First thing is some male enhancement bullshit that you can buy.
Look at this video from over 16 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk
>Russian helicopters attacking
>nuclear powerplants failing
>people in the street fighting
>make sure you buy our Infowar products
>bombs going off, we give it to you first folks, right here
>>81395565
No athlete is natural.
>>81392280
I want to be on the list for the greater good of mankind.
>>81391777
Tell that to the people still locked in their bunkers because he called a Russian invasion.
Alex Jonestein is a joke.
>>81391777
>mfw we all die now
thanks senpai
>>81396539
I keep seeing this but I still don't understand it. What's wrong with all the people using image.jpg/png other than shitty naming convention? Does reddit store file names as "image.extension" like 4chan does with time since epoch?
>>81398979
>everyone will ignore this
>Alex does the same thing all the time
>they won't compare videos
someone post that gif(s) of jones spurging out. please/thanks
he says this everyday tho
>>81399522
>>81391777
KEK SPEAKS ONLY TRUTH
>>81398979
>>81391028
>Alex Jones
About time i can use this again ^
He has fallen off the rocker again
>>81391777
holy......shit
>>81398979
Gotta admit I dislike Jones as well. Too much hype and too little calmly delivered information & organization. Typical headless chicken.
alex jones yearly ww3 video
>>81399902
He's not "off the rocker" and he's not crazy. He makes his money hyping people up for shit that isn't happening.
Yes, there are bad things happening in the world. And yes I do agree that there is a group of people behind it.
I'm begging of you /pol/, anyone reading this, Alex Jones is the equivalent of a "happening thread".
>I just got a call, I'm being deployed
>I'm close to the Russian border, I hear nuclear bomb loading sounds
Alex Jones makes money off of you people freaking out. Alex Jones and his people do browse /pol/. Alex Jones' reporters even follow /pol/ accounts on Twitter.
I'm not asking you to reject the message, he does actually speak the message. I'm asking you to take a close look at HIM.
>>81400404
at least its more plausible than usual
>>81391028
goddamnit alex
this guy is batshit insane but hes usually right
>>81391777
nice quote
>>81400618
He's not batshit insane, get that through your faggot ass head.
He makes money off of people getting whipped up into a frenzy.
>>81391028
Alex Jones says a lot of shit
>>81401036
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
NEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!
FULL ACRE CRISIS GARDEN
>>81391028
>Now several times over the years we've come out and said this alert is the most serious.
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE THIS SERIOUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>81401188
MAKE SURE YOU BUY BRAIN FORCE, ONLY WAY TO COMBAT THE GLOBALISTS
Hes right about the mainstream news being fairly
blasé about the Turkey.
They are covering it but they spent about as much time on the pokemon go shit.
>>81391028
>>81391375
>>81391542
>>81391688
>>81391750
>>81391777
>>81391864
>>81391900
>>81391912
>>81392022
>>81392084
>>81392133
>>81392138
>>81392280
>>81392312
>>81392348
>>81392485
>>81392758
>>81392794
>>81392916
>>81393023
>>81393030
>>81393120
>>81393155
>>81393174
>>81393212
>>81393215
>>81393217
>>81393230
>>81393284
>>81393288
>>81393321
>>81393330
>>81393341
>>81393432
>>81393449
>>81393454
>>81393462
>>81393496
>>81393508
>>81393579
>>81393606
>>81393610
>>81393692
>>81393719
>>81393784
>>81393288
>>81393321
>>81393330
>>81393341
>>81393432
>>81393449
>>81393454
>>81393462
>>81393496
>>81393508
>>81393579
>>81393606
>>81393610
>>81393692
>>81393719
>>81393784
>>81393825
Daily reminder than Alex Jones faked in a broadcast that Russian hinds were invading New York City on the last night of 1999
>>81401705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WkGyAqVmCk
>>81392022
>>81401705
He isn't CIA. Stop spreading this lie.
>>81391028
>tfw you will finally witness all the normies and their gfs get vaporized
>>81391777
>WW3 soon
>tfw gonna die a virgin
I'll just pretend it actually does feel like bags of sand and salty coins
ITS NOT A DRILL, BOYS Grab your gear!!!
>>81402020
What the...
>>81401705
I just wanted you to know that you're the worst kind of poster. It's beyond shitposting.
jones is as based as they come
>>81402020
KEEEEEEK!
>>81391028
Didn't this guy tell everyone the world was going to end during Y2K? Fear and apocalypse porn always sells.
>>81396027
>Here's another (((You)))
I keep seeing this meme but genuinely don't understand - can someone explain?
>>77777777
>>81391028
This crazy fucker is always saying that we're on the brink of war.
I love him man but these videos are always painfully obvious he's shilling for his doomsday rations.
>>81392280
wew lad here take this (You)
My entire family was laughing at me for investing in a crisis garden and my HOA is threatening to sue me for breaking their rules about front yard gardens. Look whos laughing now bitches.
>>81391028
>>81401826
Everyone who believes in Alex 'The Muslims control Hollywood" Jones has to watch this. It's surreal hearing him rattling on about the same doomsday shit nearly 20 years ago.
>>81394471
it also looks like nordic runes. kinda like Winter Chan's sigil.
>>81404941
Him announcing all this shit publicly is literally saving the world. The elites/globalists see him do this then realize they need to change their plans because the people found out about it. Y2K WOULD have been the apocolypse as we know it had Alex Jones not woken everyone the fuck up. Now the elites/globalists are so brazen that they are literally actually doing the shit jones is telling us anyways. THEY DONT CARE ANYMORE!!
>>81392348
I personally take everything Alex Jones says with a really big grain of salt. I am not a doomsday prepper or anything like that.
But what that Anon wrote is true. In the event of an impending LEGITIMATE crisis (operative word being LEGITIMATE), you are far better off listening to the advice of a crazed man who's been preparing for this moment for 20 years-- who has researched and prepared for the worst case scenario, rather than unprepared, people who will give you this half-baked, "nobody panic guys, it probably won't even be that bad" advice.
In a mad world, the advice of mad men no longer is irrelevant.
>>81405151
It must be a heavy burden for A.J to literally carry the fate of the world and humanity itself in his hands. God truly speaks through him, he will one day be known as the prophet of the ages and the eternal thorn in the side of the globalist New World Order. It must be really frustrating for the Globalists™ to see centuries of planning and consolidation of power being thwarted at every step by an overweight water filter salesman with a microphone.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>>81391777
Praise Kek
>>81396093
Kek manifests in physical form
>>81391777
Amen.
Kek bless
>>81392280
I will be Kek's messenger
>>81391777
oh shit! Filter up!
>>81391028
HOLY SHIT WW3 IS COMING
BUT DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP SOME DNA FORCE AND A SONIC TOOTHBRUSH
If repeating Istanbul will be returned to it's rightful owner as Constantinople
If singles nukes fly tomorrow
>>81392280
just for insurance
if Kek grants me repeating digits, WW3 happens by the end of the year
>>81391777
THAT KEK HAVE MERCY FOR US ALL
>>81392794
Not for long heretic
S U C C
U
C
C
>>81415721
SUCC here ive taken your digits for my power
U
C
C
