>Christians think this actually happened
>Modern science has shown that actually believing that this happened to be absurd
>Christians say it was allegory instead
>>81384773
>we're having this argument again
>>81384773
There must have been some serious fucking in that ark to repopulate the earth with humans and animals.
>>81384971
The story is older than religion has been passed from faith to faith for 10,000+ years.
>Hurr durr science says it's fake
This is why no one takes atheists seriously
>>81385739
No one takes the religious seriously either, don't worry.
>>81384773
>Atheist think the big bang happened
top kek
>>81384773
>animals leave the ark
>immediately start killing each-other
>only two of each animal. If one dies, the species is fuckt.
>extinct.rar
>>81386099
They just ate the Unicorn
>>81385849
Good for you. You've finally caught up with mediocrity.
>>81384773
Alot of religions think it actually happened. The flood more specifically, not sure how they specifically told the story.
>>81385929
That is the face of confused bewilderment.
>nothing ---> dot of everything magically spawns like Pikachu ---> explodes (for no reason) ---> evolves into people with emotions... for no reason
>atheists actually believe this
but yeh, a massive ark with animals on it is so farfetched
>>81387173
>he doesn't believe this
lol
>>81386742
>You've finally caught up with mediocrity.
what lol
It did happen. I sincerely believe that.
>>81384773
>atheists believe it's more logical that minerals turn into rabbits
>>81384773
wut if the ship was really big
>>81387353
what scientific proof is there for abiogenesis, big bang cosmology? Oh right you have none, you just go with what is socially popular.
>>81384773
LONDON HAMMER
look it up fool
I watched a video about the Nephilim a while ago by some guy (I can't remember who, but he had like curly hair and talked kinda funny/autistic like) and his videos were like decorated or something.
But point is, the evidence we have of those (what seem to be) severely malformed skull structures really convinced me that creatures of what we know not used to roam these lands alongside us humans, like giants and shit.
Wish I could find that video again.
>>81387173
apparently the keyword is "with emotions", which are oh so wonderlike and not just a moderately convoluted chemistry
>>81387496
Havent watched Soul Eater in a while. Thanks anon
>>81387818
dude the human eye
>>81387173
>>81387726
r u ok senpai?
Still more believable than We Wuz Kangz or Islam ever being peaceful.
>>81387726
I guess you don't need to believe it but trying to say believing in it is on the same level of ignorance as believing in the Ark is slly.
An unproven theory based on scientific observations and guesswork will never be as bad as "I believe this because an ancient book says it"
>cites a torah story
>calls it a christian story
I mean yeah it's all the same God but come on man.
>>81384773
And can you prove that it didn't? Nope, didn't think so.
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
>>81387783
Why would you tip a fedora there m8? It is simply physically impossible to build a shit that could contain 2 of every animal, especially not with as many people as noah hand and in what time they lived in.
>>81384773
>>81384773
>>81387883
is as simple as an animal eye, so?
>>81384773
and everyone who decided to roll just said OK
m8...
>>81384773
>Not understanding what a parable is.
This shit gets so old. Just because you don't understand the difference between the Old Testament and the New doesn't mean it is wrong.
Grow up faggot.
>>81384773
there are dragons flying away?
>>81387964
>not believing ancient knowledge
>actually believing our ancestors didn't know things we knew now but on a much higher spiritual level
Hubris to the highest degree.
The flood did indeed happen both religions and science have evidence to prove it..its what killed the fallen angels' aka aliens' children with humans..their souls left after the flood are what we call demons today
>>81388179
are you telling me something so perfect just popped into existence
>>81384773
No we don't.
t. Christian.
>>81384773
>interpretating Bible literally
How's it going in 1200 AD man?
>>81387173
Actually when it was first proposed, scientists were antagonistic towards the idea of the Big Bang because it implied a creation [spoiler]and still does t b h[/spoiler]
>>81388258
rolling on dis
>>81384773
>but muh faith
>but it's not meant to be literally
>I'm no cherrypicking or anything
>>81388417
So you agree that people believed it literally until its claims could be proven, and big surprise, all turned out to be false?
>>81388258
>/b/
>angry christian trying to change the subject
fuck off faggot
>>81387557
>Yeah, that's totally what natural selection, abiogenesis and evolution tell us.
Get back to school, Ahmed.
Atheists are so brainwashed they believe NASAs fake pictures of the universe...THE EARH IS FLAT ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE AND BASIC SCIENCE
>>81386099
not 2 of each. there were. according to the Bible, like 7 of each "clean" animal and some other number of "unclean" animals
>>81384773
It may be stupid, but it takes more faith to believe in Feminism and social justice than it does to believe in the word of the Bible.
>>81384773
Why is stuff like Christianity and Islam religions but not Greek mythology or Norse mythology? Isn't the concept basically the same?
>>81387923
>Kek.
Islamic golden age though.
>>81388407
but an animal eye isn't perfect, any modern digital cam is more efficient in many terms comparing to the eye. And with time these cameras will be closer and closer to the perfectness... just like the eye evolved from a simple light-catching cell
>>81388544
Nobody knows was it true or not, but as we see no miracles of God happening today can only assume that it is a parable.
>>81387173
>God --> dot of everything magically spawns like Pikachu ---> explodes (for no reason) ---> evolves into people with emotions... for no reason
how is this any better ?
dont get me wrong it makes me comfy af
but try not to use sense and logic ina thread where god is concerned
it wont fly
>>81384773
but you're here to tell them it's a metaphor OP, so everything's ok
>>81388745
i dont have pixels in my vision sorry lol
>>81385739
>The story is older than religion has been passed from faith to faith for 10,000+ years.
Yes show us all those written records of the great flood that are more than 10,000 years old
>>81388327
O.K., you tell me which stories are to be taken literally and which are not.
>>81388878
This isn't any better because it's a strawman and not really what science is talking about.
>>81385040
d-dr. j-jeckyl?
>>81388357
>actually believing our ancestors didn't know things we knew now but on a much higher spiritual level.
That's why they had such long and healthy lifes. Oh wait, they didn't.
>>81388411
Some do, especially in the US. FFS We had some idiots build an ark replica in Kentucky that was finished like a week ago.
>>81388364
>science have evidence to prove it.
Source?
>>81389131
>>81389073
Why do religious people think science is against religion ?
what we are talking about here is faith
so... apples and oranges
>>81388958
That's because the eye isn't digital in this aspect. I could refer to old nondigital cams which don't have any pixels too, but you probably havent seen one
>>81387173
We see the universe expanding in different directions retard
No on sees an entire species coming back from near extinction from on two animals and a fuckload of incest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Agassiz
i believe that a flood happened
i dont believe that there was a dude and a boat
>>81384773
>op thinks he's not actually a faggot
>>81387496
>I read this in Crona's voice and I don't know how to deal with that
>>81385739
How does it feel to be retarded
>>81389226
But anon
you think all atheists are fedora wearing virgins with acne
so whats the dealeo ?
>>81388630
So, how come all the marsupials are in Australia? Did he make a stop there on the way back to Ararat?
>>81388984
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
>>81387818
This is the exact line of thinking that caused me to abandon my atheism and lose my faith in science.
It's immoral, anti-human nonsense that will lead to the extinction of our specifically. You have all the tools to dismantle the intricate pocket watch that is the human condition yet none of the knowledge or ability to put it back together again, let alone restore it to proper running order.
All your precious "science" has ever done of note is quadruple the population of niggers, and convince entire generations of our youth that it's not worth reproducing.
>>81389407
Thanks for contributing
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
>>81389507
>a twisted retellng
gud1 m8
next ur gonna tell me jesus wasn't rly born on saturnalia
XD
>>81389457
>>81388491
Indeed. Creation doesn't imply a creator though.
Now scientists believe that the multiverse (Not the universe) is eternal
>>81388984
Epic of Gilgamesh
>Garden of Eden
>Noahs Flood
>Advice from Ecclesiastes
Sorry that its only 4100 years old.
>>81389539
>It's immoral, anti-human nonsense that will lead to the extinction
Not entierely but this
>>81389232
Maybe that's because science often contradicts with many religion (because religions are generally inconsistent, while science has to be consistent by definition).
>>81389507
>So what you're saying that the Bible is wrong and there were other survivors after all? India has a similar myth, are they also survivors of the flood?
real christian here and i believe in noah's ark. here is what actual real christians believe according to what the bible says
a pair of each KIND was put into the arc. what "kind" means? no one knows for sure, but it was probably a very general definition like canine, feline, ape, bear, different kinds of birds, elephants, horse, etc. they dont look live modern animals at all due to natural selection
Most likely noah just picked up whatever animals were around and what he thought was a different kind
animals were still all vegetarian
christians believe in natural selection. the reason why there are so much diversity today is because the few animals that came from the arch have free range to populate the entire planet without any limits. you would be surprised how quickly life takes over an unpopulated land. After the chernobyl disaster occured. the govt set up an exclusion zone where no human was allowed. after just a couple of years bears were started to be spotted, an animal that was thought to be extinct and last seen in the area during the middle ages
>>81388958
>>81388407
>>81387883
>>81387173
How fucking retarded are you that you haven't even learned the absolute basics of evolution that all children learn in elementary school?
Not believing in it is one thing, but it's just amazing how many christfags just plain do not understand one of the most basic principles of our world, and seriously think it comes down to things "popping into existence".
This is why religion still exists. Complete and utter ignorance and retardation.
>>81388745
>can't see the forest for the trees
That's proof of a creator, you faggot. Cameras are a created thing, based on another created thing known as the eye.
I'm pretty much convinced 90% of all fedoras have autism.
what if your an atheist, BUT, don't wear a fedora, dont have acne,dont have a beard, physically fit and hate trans, muslim, and non-white individuals, does that still make me a fedora tipping faggot?
>>81389107
>Tips fedora.
I wonder if religious people really believe most atheists are like this one. Also ad hominem.
>>81389653
Not an atheist bro
and you failed utterly to answer my question.
your the same as an atheist only ur on the other side of the fence
>>81389836
>>81389845
>>81389539
Entirely this
>>81384773
>DA BROBLE HAS TA BE LITTERAL
This meme needs to die.
>>81389539
> You have all the tools to dismantle the intricate pocket watch that is the human condition
No we don't. Yet.
As for white people not willing to reproduce, that's because of modern consumerism culture and not because of science.
>>81384773
What the fuck is that armored Rhino on the right?
Looks like some fucking Douglas Dixon After Man shit
>>81388630
I don't think you understand the risks of incest.
>>81389679
No.
Actually read the article
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilgamesh_flood_myth
>>81384773
If it's indeed an allegory ( which tradition and further scriptural lecturing imply otherwise ) - then the mentioned characters in the narrative do not exist - if they don't Jesus is lying.
His life, his words are fabulation - not real.
>>81390003
Worshipping science leads to self-annihilation
Consumerism is all that's left to fill the gap that Atheism has left in people
>>81390040
>mexican
>calls southerners incestuous
toppest of keks
It pains me to see that both sides of the arguement behave exactly the same
>>81384773
I like Christianity, but taking it literally - or taking any religious story literally - is literally retard behaviour. It's all about the message not the fucking two-of-each-animal-huge-fucking-boat details
>>81390245
>>81389806
>animals were still all vegetarian.
You can't be serious, right?
>>81384773
>putting a couple of every one of the billions of different animals into an impossibly large wooden ship
>kangaroos, tapirs, lemurs etc. make a journey across the planet just to get into the ark
>forget about the dinosaurs somehow
>convince carnivores to not eat other animals while the trip lasts, pretty please
>the ark holds millions of tons of food to feed the billions of animals while the trip lasts
>the entire world is flooded and then the million of cubic kilometers of water just go away
>noah takes a small detour around the whole fucking planet to put kangaroos, tapirs and lemurs back into their corresponding continents
>plants just don't give a fuck about the whole global catastrophic flood deal
>fossils, lol whatever
>>81389119
Hate to point it out, but honestly many ancient people lived very long lives. It was the infant mortality rate that gave the illusion of a higher lifespan in the 20th century. Today a woman almost never dies in child birth and the child has a high chance of making it out of the whole ordeal alive.
>>81389539
Yup.
Daily reminder this abandoment of subverted knowledge is the first step to ceasarism and the religion of the blood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFyI5vlkec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpof96pVx-c
Let the hate wash over you and cleanse your soul.
>>81389830
>Not understanding how evolution and natural selection work.
Man, this is why burgerland imports scientists.
>>81390308
>2016
>Having abstract feelings like faith
>"I'm so evolved as a person because I lack imagination and creativity"
>>81390247
Nice dodge Christcuck
>>81389806
More total retardation.
The mere idea of a "vegetarian feline" is laughably absurd.
All the different "kinds" you are mentioning are extremely closely related genetically which shows your complete lack of knowledge of biology. None of them have existed for more than 1% of the time life has existed on Earth. Meanwhile, carnivorism is almost as old as life itself.
I also wonder where dinosaurs fit into your ridiculous myth. The answer to that is probably about as dumb as the myth itself.
>>81389822
i thought my bait was obvious enough, maybe you are the one with complete and utter retardation lol have a think about that
>>81390003
and modern consumer culture is only possible in a godless society where there is no objective right and wrong beyond that which the state has declared illegal and even that is hotly contested.
>>81390269
So you like shitlibs infiltrating every facet of your institutions and changing things because "hurr it's not real anyway."
Good plan, retard.
>>81390482
>>81389927
>Saved picture.
You guys need to look at the UN logo which looks exactly like the flat earth model..do some research and you'll understand how we actually like a fucking dome
>>81389830
Except cameras aren't created in their modern form, they evolved from a cardboard box with powder, used before even learning about working of an eye.
>>81388562
Actually I do not follow the christ-god but merciful Allah
>>81390490
>christcuck
A wild cripplechan faggot appears.
>>81390523
>I was merely pretending
>>81390583
It must be liberating for you to view life so simplistically
>>81388258
Rol
>>81390750
This is the biggest flaws from athiests, they believe in fucking Bill Bye and Neil DeNigger FreeMason puppets.
Wake up people the earth is flat
>>81388407
>>81387883
m8, eyes like ours evolved twice, in mammals and in squid.
Except unlike mammals squid eyes have the optic nerves below the retina, not above, so have no physiological blind spot. Their eyes are literally better.
>>81390448
I know about the infant mortality rate thing, their lifespans were still shorter and a lot (A lot, a lot, ad infinitum) less healthy.
>>81390526
No, the consumerism perfectly fits godful societies like those emirates or, you know, USA.
Meanwhile, godless societies like China or USSR didn't have consumerism at all.
>>81390870
how would you go about printing a globe on paper
Even if God did exist it is a logical impossibility that he is moral or that we have free will. I would prefer to believe in the morality of man and innate free will.
>>81390308
>believing that dust and minerals came together to form sentient life
Im not a christian but desu that sounds equally as far-fetched as the arc story.
How the fuck did it go from raw elements to the first single celled organism??? We have never been able to scientifically prove that is even remotely possible. Is it really that hard to believe there may be something out there that set this into motion?
>>81390870
You know the UN uses that logo because they wanted a projection that didn't centre on a continent right?
The original suggestions placed some nation/region in the middle, so they switched to that projection.
>>81390750
And to you as well my humanist friend.
>>81390991
>implying Western countries aren't Godless societies
>>81384773
It did. Next time will be fire.
>>81391128
Literal autism. Once again, I am quite certain that 90% of all fedoras have it.
>>81390526
>Slavery.
>Explotation of women.
>Holy wars.
>Medical ignorance.
Somehow modern society is worse than past societies.
>>81390960
But they weren't substantially shorter, many would still make it to 65/70. Do you honestly want to be held together by bits and pieces loaded up on medication in a hospice for the last 30 years or so of your life? Is that how you would want people to remember you? A crippled and weak old man?
>>81390518
>I also wonder where dinosaurs fit into your ridiculous myth. The answer to that is probably about as dumb as the myth itself.
I've spoken to christians who believe dinosaurs were demons that some time roamed the earth.
>>81384773
It's a Jew story from jewish old testament. Why do you single out Christians?
>>81391035
You're fucking sheep. Start by looking up the NASA conspiracy..did you know Buzz was a Freemason?
Look at all the OFFICIAL NASA pics of the earth and notice how all the continents very in sizes due to poor Photoshop skills..the earth is FLAT, look it up and you'll find the JESUITS biggest lie.
EVERYONE KNEW THE EARTH WAS FLAT UP UNTIL 500 YEARS AGO WHEN THE JESUITS TOOK OVER
>>81384773
They found the boat in Turkey prove me wrong.
Well there goes the mexican intellecual meme, Paco is literally the only one ITT who understands evolution.
We've literally seen forced adapation, random mutation and combinations of both slowly alter animal species. Fuck bacteria do it YEARLY. What more do you retarded Christcucks need?
>>81384773
>atheists think this actually happened
>>81391432
Everyone on this board already hates kikes and mudslimes, yes he's singling out christians
>>81391471
you must be trolling but if you're not then you should know that the pics of the earth from space are composite images because orbit isn't far enough away to take a picture of the full earth at once, so they take photos in sections and stitch them together
>>can't see the forest for the trees
lmao
>>81391471
if the earth was really flat, why don't you focus on becoming the first person to find the fucking edge? Like rent an icebreaker or something and sail to antarctica. Go on an expedition to the edge, take some pics and come back. You'd become the most famous person on the planet over night.
Or better yet, get a badass weather balloon and put a camera on it that doesnt have fish-eye lens. Tell me what you see.
I cannot fucking believe that people still believe the earth is flat in 2016. We can prove the earth is round with science. You guys only have easily disprovable conspiracy theories. Fuck off m8
>>81391471
You're a fucking moron. You can prove the earth isn't flat on your own with a goddamned telescope and some basic measurements. How the hell do you explain being able to depart from Los Angeles to to Tokyo, then Tokyo to Berlin, then Berlin to New York and back to Los Angeles on a fucking plane in the exact timeframe that one could expect moving at a certain rate of speed? This could not occur if the earth was any other shape.
>fucking cancer
>>81391471
yep, that must be why objects disappear over the horizon at long distances, because jesuists
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
>>81384773
>the flood didnt happen
As an atheist i can only hope that for yourselt you make your suicide pleasant because after that nobody will remember your stupid shitposts.
>>81384773
The event did happen, the area around Mesopotamia and as far as Eastern Turkey were flooded when an Astroid landed near the shore where some river ran into the Mediterranean. Nowhere does it actually say that the entire planet was flooded. Those people are idiots.
>>81384773
But he's totally not sliding goyi-I mean, guys.
Oy vey.
>>81388258
ral
For any of you people interesting in reading what the delusional flat earthers have to say, go on facebook and look for a group called flat earth discussion. Its pretty comical how stupid these people are. The best part (or maybe worst part) is that there are thousands of them who all believe the earth is flat.
Did not happen once as a history...
It is an Archetype and it happens often.
>>81391409
>13 years isn't a lot of time.
Maybe for you, burger.
But they weren't substantially shorter, many would still make it to 65/70
That wasn't the average lifespan of a peasant.
>Do you honestly want to be held together by bits and pieces loaded up on medication in a hospice for the last 30 years or so of your life? Is that how you would want people to remember you? A crippled and weak old man?
Please, don't tell me you believe "muh corporations are evil, modern medicine is bad".
A lot (A lot) of once common diseases are now rare. If you take care of yourself your last years don't have to be like that, amerifat. Life is so incredibly better now for the average Joe, i don't know why you think the opposite.
>>81388984
>no amount of scientific evidence will convince me yet i challenge you to do so
>>81391232
> How the fuck did it go from raw elements to the first single celled organism???
Random luck. How else?
We have never been able to reproduce this because we're still mostly barbarians lacking tools and knowledge (in part it's because of religious lobbies).
> Is it really that hard to believe there may be something out there that set this into motion?
No, it's actually very easy to believe, but it then brings a lot of new questions (like "who created god"/etc) and it's just an endless path to nowhere.
>>81391847
>>81391820
How about you read about the concept before you make assumptions about how it works...look up what pilots say about it..do some research instead of believing the government and religions you shit on so much...it will explain EVERYTHING once you realize we live in a dome..population control, no more space missions, etc
>>81391717
>Saved gif.
>>81390991
You obviously don't know the chinese then, they are EXTREMELY consumerist and materialistic, I am saying this from personal experience, since I live in commiefornia and there are tons of chinese here
>>81391365
Well, there's certainly more religious people than atheists in the West.
>>81389670
Yea it does. DNA is a language. Languages need authors.
> Mexican Intellectuals
>>81392362
proof it's a dome? or even some arguments to slightly suggest that it might be a dome?
Moose canoe over to the Middle East all the time. In pairs.
HITLER knew the earth was flat, he's your fucking hero so maybe you'll actually go and do some research now
Bible makes more sense than any atheist argument.
prove me wrong
>protip... you cant
>>81392358
We are so close to reproducing ARN elements though, so fucking close.
>>81392468
Yes, and they speak Arabic.
>>81392362
>look up what pilots say
>mfw I am a pilot for American Airlines
>>81384773
>Inbreeding is a problem
>Breeding all the world's animals from the same mates isn't
Logic
North pole is the center of flat earth, sun is not 96 millions millions gtfo south pole is outside of flat earth sky is blue because water abover. We cannot land on the moon because we cannot get through the firmament in the sky..
There are over 76 bible verses in the bible talking about this as well as real scientists not Freemason puppets
>>81384773
We do???
t. Eastern Orthodox Catholic
>>81389351
>because i am illiterare everybody on a chinese holocaust-memorial board is too
>>81392714
No difference, really. All religions are just very successfull memes of the past.
>>81384773
>lion kills unicorn right when they get off the boat
Well that explains it
>>81392847
I read the Bible everyday. I have never seen the Bible say the earth was flat. Ever. Not once.
Have you ever used a concordance in your life?
>>81392596
The tortuous logic people employ to convince themselves their religious book is real... If this was true, it would never be night.
>>81389200
>Some do, especially in the US.
So in other words some Protestant group that branched off from another Protestant group which branched of another ect ect made out of 1000 in some place in Kansas represents Christians.
This is why I fucking hate Protestants.
>>81390666
>Merciful
>Kabar
>>81392504
DNA is only a language if you impose your retarded human centric viewpoint on it.
DNA is an organic molecule that, over billions of years, set in motion a self-propagating system of immortality by random chance and ideal conditions.
Genomes more fit for their environment replicate DNA better. We are just carriers for it.
>>81384773
Why can't people accept religion for what it is. A giant book of cultural guidelines to make society homogeneous by getting us all to share the same sense of morality so that we can fight over more important things than whether someone should be able to get their dicks cut off.
>>81392504
>Leafs.
DNA and RNA come from an interesting mix of luck and other elements that we are so close to reproducing in a lab. You don't need a sky nigger daddy to do it.
I thought you northerners were smart. You deserve Trudeau
>>81392358
These arguments are terrible. "Ranndom luck" - "a miracle and faith"
Le we are just barbarians the super science alien people of the future will figure it out with purple, radioactive dildos meme. "God works in mysterious ways, you must have faith, anon". Not to metion the God of the gaps.
Actually there are enough theories of abiogenesis around, so you don't have to resort to these.
>>81392288
>13 years isn't a lot of time.
Europeans think, that 100 miles is a long distance. Americans think, that 100 years is a long time.
Asians do not think, that 100 million is too much people, and Africans do not think ... much...
>>81393004
Their "bliblical evidence" for flat earth is are references to the "four corners" of the earth, which if taken literally, would imply the earth could not be round.
>>81393062
Do you enjoy lying?
>>81392414
Yeah, today Chinese became consumerist as well as Russians. Still it shows that consumerism isn't connected to religion, it can arise in both types of societies.
>>81392853
Yes.
Many theologians - including one canonized as saint had an opinion about it ( St. Paisios )
Seraphim Rose also talked about the theological aspects and its implications - about evolution and much more.
As a orthodox Christian if the events in Pentateuch are an allegory - a lie - then it all breaks down, it makes Jesus a liar.
>>81393190
I guess they have to ignore Jeremiah.
>>81392949
>>>no difference
Christianity: have faith in Jesus and all your sins are forgiven to you, the world shall become a communionn of love one day
Islam: let's conquer all of that shit and behead anyone who dares to resist or leaves the religio.
You guys are totally same.....
the bible is metaphorical you fuckwit.
It's just a storytelling vehicle created by medieval monks, in order to instill Christian values in the uneducated peasantry
>>81393229
Exactly. I actually became a Christian this year because I learned of the truth about evolution being a lie and the flood being real during my own study. It shook me so hard. I didn't want to believe in God at all.
It pains me to see Christians shy away from what the Bible says. Its all absolutely true.
>>81393111
Nice Joke.
>>81391373
And by fire I mean nuclear, solar and space object impact fire. Shalom.
>>81393192
No. Do you?
>>81392226
What do flat earthers believe the agenda is of us globeys?
>>81390884
>humans were merely a testing platform for the superior cephalopod physiology
i for one welcome our new squid overlords
>>81393536
Dr. Goldberg, please.
>>81393058
Do you think that life appeared from inorganic molecules? The odds of that ever happening are next to impossible. All phylum of life appeared on earth at roughly the same time.
>>81387173
>implying the dot didn't explode into an ark full of animals and people with emotions for literally no reason
>>81393572
What you stated was factually incorrect. I assume you're just speaking out of ignorance. We aren't close to replicating the functions of RNA or DNA. We barely just discovered that DNA and RNA reads both forwards and backwards.
>>81387557
>Christians claim how can something come from nothing
>what created god
>>81388258
rollin m8
>>81393062
>so close
There is absolutely no proof that life exists anywhere other than here on earth and man has never created life.
>>81393631
>Atheist think the big bang happened
>atheists actually believe nothing ---> dot of everything magically spawns like Pikachu ---> explodes (for no reason) ---> evolves into people with emotions... for no reason
>atheists believe it's more logical that minerals turn into rabbits
>Atheists are so brainwashed they believe NASAs fake pictures of the universe
Atheists simply fail to believe in AmunRa, Zeus, Apollo, Elohim, Allah, Uhuru Mazda, Zoroaster, Yahweh and the long list of your other manufactured entities that make beliebers feel warm and safe.
>>81384773
Actually almost every religion and culture for that matter has a great flood myth including the Hindus who have the oldest surviving religion
>>81389806
A REAL Christian? So rare to find one these days.
Hey guys, it's a real Christian!
>>81392226
People are complex. They can be intelligent in some ways, yet believe stupid things. One of my high school chemistry professors was a creationist. I could not understand how a person who job includes explaining how we can determine the age materials with radioactive decay could believe something as stupid as the earth being 6000 years old.
>>81390423
If moses was human and dinosaurs died before
humans came into existence how the hell is he going to put them on the ark you retard
>>81393953
I am too. We do exist.
Religion is a meme, however Christianity has the best system for how you should behave and treat your fellow man and family. Therefore, live like a Christian but believe what you want.
>>81394045
You're all as bad as the average pagan.
>>81388738
>Kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
>>81393847
>>81393847
>>81393847
WRONG, humans made the first artificial organism in 2014
>>81393707
>http://www.nasa.gov/content/nasa-ames-reproduces-the-building-blocks-of-life-in-laboratory/
O.K., o.k., it was an hyperbole. I am just excited about it.
>>81388662
>christfag can't defend his ridiculous beliefs with logic
>better use le epin neckbeard memeXXDXDXDXD
>>81394134
We're all dirty rags before the Lord. That is why we need Jesus Christ. To wash us clean.
>>81393060
>Why can't people accept religion for what it is. A giant book of cultural guidelines to make society homogeneous by getting us all to share the same sense of morality so that we can fight over more important things than whether someone should be able to get their dicks cut off.
The Middle East religions are the primary cause of nearly all worldwide strife for the past 3000 years.
Reject all the Bronze Age Middle East goat-fucker religions
>>81393747
God does not need to be created, as he exists before time. Creation requires time.
>81394143
>this guy again
i almost wonder if he's got a bot that hunts the catalog for any instance of "Kek"
>>81394173
And artificial intelligence is real intelligence right?
>>81391583
>They found the boat in Turkey prove me wrong
You made the ridiculous claim. Prove they found the boat in Turkey.
>>81390423
>implying anyone in their right mind believes it was anything more than the flood that smashed some of the early settlements in a valley
>>81394299
guaranteed replies bait
>>81393847
Yet.
>http://www.nasa.gov/content/nasa-ames-reproduces-the-building-blocks-of-life-in-laboratory/
>>81388258
Ok Rollin
>>81394295
Yep Isaiah 57:15. Look it up.
>>81394272
The Lord is the title that God gave to Ha Satan. By worshiping The Lord you warship Babylon and all that it stands for. You are corrupted by your religion and your politics.
>>81393663
So what's wrong? An organic life appeared from organic molecules. There could be infinite ways in which it could appear, so one of them had eventually rolled in.
>>81390423
it amazes me how anyone can believe this actually happened
>>81384773
Sooo.... what's happening there? Did a species just go extinct?
>>81394612
The odds of that happening are so astronomical it takes more faith to believe in that chance than to consider creation.
>>81391232
>How the fuck did it go from raw elements to the first single celled organism??? We have never been able to scientifically prove that is even remotely possible.
The Miller-Urey experiments in the 1950s proved that 22 amino acids were spontaneously formed under primitive Earth conditions.
Just because we don't understand precisely why these chemical reactions tend to occur the way they do does not necessarily mean Jebus did it.
>>81394733
Yeah
The Unicorns
>>81392670
>implying the Babble makes sense
>>81392596
> ... knew the earth was flat,
That Earth is round can be easily measured, even old greeks knew, that Earth is round and could calculate it's radius. You need just two angle measures, one boat mast whose length you know and know the distance between two points along the coast... (by 2 angles from 2 coast-points you measure exact distance to boat, then by mast-height hidden below sea surface you measure curvature) Metre is 1/10e6 of quarter of meridian length - because french in 18th century could well calculate that too...
Todays meteorology is too complicated for it to be a possibility that all the geostationary images, both european and american and chinese are fake while cooperated together...
Anyhow, since some time people thinked, that Earth is flat, even today they think, that the Universe is flat in 3D... A same nonsense. (Universe radius is 26 Gly, a 3D surface of 4D sphere... means that any direction you start, after 160G years you return to where you started from the other side. Hypothetically. It's interesting, because it is a proof, that Big bang never happened, and Einstein exactly this already knew. Started by an acoustic wave from a big void formless space, creating star-light from previously cold hydrogen, not water, by a Spirit hovering above that Space, not inside...)
Like in 17th century _scientists_ thought and argued, that alive beings like earthworms and flies just so "happen" from non-alive mud, nowadays they just shifted it by one octave more away, saying, that alive beings could just so "happen" from non-alive mud some very long time ago... A very same nonsense, just today it is little more remote hidden from direct testimonies...
Someone trusts the true God, even if not understanding him correctly, because Dogma is rather obsolette, someone trusts false scientists...
>>81394295
That's true in science but not in religion actually.
Big Bang states that all energy was focused in a single point, dimensions didn't exist, including time. All the energy in the universe was condensed to one tiny 0 dimensional point, and the very first thing that happened, before time existed (there was no waiting period) was that height, width, depth and time were created, and as the universe grew the temperature lowered and matter could form out of the energy due to mass energy equivalence (which is demonstrably true).
Now, if you have a god, at that point he surely had to do his little magic spell or have a thought process or wave his arms or do something, and all of these require some concept of time. In science, time is inferred from a change in entropy, it's not an absolute property, and we know it varies massively, e.g. the faster you're moving the slower you age (special relativity) and the closer you are to a gravitational well the same (general relativity) (both demonstrably experimentally true btw and necessary to control for when doing GPS calculations).
So, time as you know it as some constantly churning ticking rate is pretty much bullshit and you just think it is because you're always moving at such slow speeds you never get to experience relativity, and since entropy is always increasing you assume that time is ticking because your preceding memories of lower entropy tell you so.
In short: your god requires time to have existed before the universe, the big bang requires time to have /not/ existed
>>81394586
Don't be silly. YHWH was referred to in the hebrew as their master/lord as well in the same strokes.
I know who my Master is.
>>81394798
This still doesn't explain life creating itself
>>81394652
>Saved.
>>81394798
Jebus freaks would have a really hard time in a statistics course. It must be very hard for them to understand there are often many ways for one outcome to occur.
