I want to kill some ISIS mudslimes and enlist, but i dont want to enlist in trudeau's pussy army. Is there a way for a fucking leaf to enlist in the burger's army?
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>>81384504
Canada's army is one of the least pussy army. They are infamous for raping the women of any land they go to with the goal of impregnating as many women as possible to dilute the enemy gene pool. Don't let that faggot Trudeau fool you.
if u wanna serve the military so bad why dont u go to the port and suck off a navy sailor u fuckin faggot
Go to /fit/, go to /k/, become merc
>>81384504
I know that feel anon...unfortunately our military is all about diversity and attracting more trannies. If i was Amurrican i'd try and become a Navy Seal...pretty good swimmer/athlete and not a complete moron.
Not sure what the process is but you can join the US military and become a US citizen by doing so. You can probably check it out on the goarmy website
>>81384504
You can do more to fight ISIS out of the military.
Don't join the US Army unless you don't want to fight, or you are going to go Ranger/Army SF.
The Airforce is cool, and ACTUALLY fighting ISIS right now.
There's nothing wrong with the Canadian military either.
>>81384504
Get a green card to come here, join whichever branch, and you get citizenship.
>>81384504
If we ever go into a big war they will most likely extend the recruitment pool to Canada as they have in the past.
>>81385313
This. Confirmed. I'm a us soldier
>>81384504
French foreign legion. Serve glorious mama Marine Le Pen
>>81384504
french foreign legion is probably alpha as fuck but you run a 10% risk of dying before your 5 year contract is over
>>81385226
seals are no longer are what they were as i heard
their job is mostly killing business people or high ranking officials that aren't your enemy
>>81384504
You could join the military then try to get into JTF2 but honestly, you sound pathetic to the point where you could never make it with them.
>>81385274
I dont think there are any combat missions going on for the canadian military. What would i be doing? Why is there not anything wrong with canadian military?
>>81384504
French Foreign Legion
>>81385919
I know what you are doing fellow leaf
>>81384504
>not joining the legion
As long as you are not a complete cripple (you can even wear glasses as long as you manage to do a few pull ups and are somewhat fit), a real criminal or old as fuck (maximum age is 39) you have pretty good chances.
Of course you have to learn french but that shouldnt be a problem?
American foreign legion now!
>>81385919
>Psychological manipulation to deter people from joining the US military
Jew tactics.
That's right, go fight and die to secure profits for ZOG, good Goy hehehhe
wtf is wrong with you unpatriotic cunts whining about canada all the time on /pol
Canada is a beacon of light in the modern world.
don't blame our marvelous country you can't get laid you stupid faggot.
>>81384504
What are you talking bout leaf? Don't you know that the Canadians single handely fucked us up in the war 1812 and won WW1 by their lonesome and WW2 with the help of the soviets?
The fuck you need us burgers for?
>>81386272
but do they offer toilets for people in transmission?
>>81385814
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>81385919
jtf2 is beyond spoopy, anon.
internal recruiting, csis training, etc. good luck joining the 2,400 guys who lie about their day-job.
>>81386522
nice dubs but FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>81384924
Holy shit USA with the banter
So if i joined the canadian army right now, what could i expect to be doing
>>81388092
nothing. budget is getting cut a wee bit this year and by 500 million for next year.
unless there's a war, find a civi job
>t. qualified and looking for a job w/ military/our alphabet soup agencies
>>81385226
>Be SEAL
>whore yourself out for attention with movies, books and whistleblowing
If you join our army will you find yourself a qt when you get out and have white babies?
>>81384504
French Foreign Legion.
>>81388678
Yes, and move to Montana the last bastion of the white race
>>81388759
I like the way you think, Leaf.
>>81385079
Most merc groups require special forces experience.
>>81385814
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch?
