*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you own a gun?
>>81383505
Katana and atheism is all I need
>>81383505
*HONK*
*HONK*
*CREAMPIE*
THATS ALL IT TAKES FOR A CLOWN TO ROB AND KILL YOU
But I have a dog.
It'd be more like
*BOOM*
*WOOF*
*BOOM*
*WOOF*
*WOOF*
*CRASH*
*WOOFWOOOFGRRRRROWL*
>>81383505
I missed these threads. Now all we need is a
>yfw you realized god exists
>>81383505
*SSSSSHHHH*
>Screaming as the bear spray takes hold.
Then i grab my rope because some motherfucker is about to "go missing"
>>81383505
*OOGA*
*BOOGA*
*BIXNOOD*
That's all it takes to get cucked.
>>81383505
Pot smokers can't legally own guns (thanks Obama)
>>81383603
Lewd
>>81383505
You don't need a gun.
Arm yourself with a handy-dandy spoon and that cheeky wanker will be gone in no time
It would be more like
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*CHIK-CHIK*
*BANG*
*GROANS*
*BLEEDS*
*DIES*
Not in my house, my door is made of steel and has bolts going in on all sides
http://www.rb-doors.com/advancedIndustrialSecurityDoor.aspx?id=141
Btw most houses in Israel have them.
>>81383505
My prayer skill is 99
>>81383505
*FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM*
*FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM*
*CRASH*
THATS ALL IT TAKES FOR A CROCODILE TO KILL YOU
>>81383764
>germany has never won a war
<israel has never lost a war
>>81383505
>mfw I realized that Canadians haven't discovered storm doors
>>81383505
it actually takes quite a bit more
also most likely will happen at night, and in general he'll try to be as quiet as possible, else even the neighbors will hear
>rob and kill you
most burglars wouldn't want to kill you
>what would you do
well we've been robbed by gypsies at least once in the past, technically you can just beat them up because they don't have weapons either, tho they did slip in my case
now there's a security camera at the entrance, the front door stays locked at all times, and we technically have blades if it were life of death (father has a sabre)
father also has a gas pistol, but it looks just like a normal one, so it'd scare any attacker
(also we live rather close to a police station)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_by_number_of_police_officers
>Police per 100,000 people
>bulgaria: 678
>>81383505
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you
(Everybody)
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
(Alright)
>>81383505
>someone breaks into my house
>mfw i'm brazilian so i already got robbed that day so and i have nothing for him to take
what now niggers
>>81383505
Well first they would have to get past our padlocked gate, our 90 pound outdoor dog, and get past the screen doors on either the front or back doors. By the time they did that, my family would be wide awake, guns in hand.
>>81383505
*sploosh*
*sploosh*
*SPLASH*
Thats all it takes for a magikarp to do nothing.
>not having a metal door infront of your house
This is why faggots who can't into welding get robbed
>>81385069
>puts gun to head
Give me that tight little ass of yours.
>>81383505
Google luck nigger I have Shield Fortress security doors pic related
>>81385654
b-but anon we're all boys here
>>81383505
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*
>SOUND OF MY HEART THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON ON
>>81383505
>Why don't you own a gun?
A gun would cost more than the things he could steal from me.
>>81383505
but anon if i lay a finger on the burgeler i will get charged with assault with excessive force and face jail time myself!
>>81383603
AND RAPED BY A GOOSE
>>81383505
Fuck off RCMP
>>81384221
>Jews actually have a safe door on the front of their house
Is that just to remind everyone how much you like money?
*MUH*
*SIX*
*MILLION*
That's all it takes for a merchant to break into your argument with the intent to scam and cheat you.
Why don't you own a gas chamber?
>>81383505
I cant own a gun but I do literally own a katana
>>81386405
Kek
>>81386318
No its to protect ourselves and our property against arabs like you.
>>81383737
Post dog
>>81384007
Don't be a goon, bin the spoon.
>>81386517
Have you thought of installing a border fence around your house? I heard they work great for keeping muslims out
>>81386643
barg barg o f ug
>>81386825
Not cool man
>>81384385
Hmmmm
long term war ?
>>81386643
Do you think a burglar could take on this? ;_;
>>81383603
Ss13?
>>81383505
Burglars have intent to rob. Most are opportunists. A lot are just poor or addicts. They don't WANT to kill, they aren't crazy psychos, they just want money. They don't break in with the intent of killing you, just the intent of taking your stuff.
In the UK people like that can't afford guns anyway most of the time. I live in a really dodgy area, been mugged before, been robbed before. If someone broke into my house I would just go downstairs loudly.
Thing is, over here, they just want to get shit and get out, they don't want to risk getting arrested or done for assault, just the fact that you're in thwarts their plans so they tend to scarper as soon as they're aware you're in.
And.. insurance mayne. When I got mugged I handed over my phone, got a new one on insurance sent out the next day even though it was the evening, backed up in the Orange cloud, all my data was back. Now I can even brick my phone remotely if I get robbed again.
With the wallet, I mean, people are people. I showed I was a poor student at the time and had nothing in my wallet. Told them I needed my student ID, cards etc. and the one nearest me couldn't have the wallet and they were cool about it. One even said "Sorry mate" as he ran off, though it was a bit like "if you're so fucking sorry you can give it back lol". Either way, whatevs, got it back.
I don't see how introducing a gun to any of these scenarios makes it better.
>>81383505
>strongly implying I don't have one
>someone is going to risk prison time to kill you and make off with your 10 yr old tv!!!!
You morons live in a stupid state of constant fear. And then you have the gall to call other people cucks. top. kek.
>>81383737
Then it wo go *POW* and your dog is dead.
>>81387193
Pretty fucking cute senpai
Burglar wouldn't dream of messing with him.
>>81386656
they will never take my spoons
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
>>81383764
>mfw I realize this still exists
>>81383505
Because my name in (((Dr. Michael J. Shleppenheimer Petit)))
>>81383505
Cement blocks and iron doors.
We like newer had any bulgars around here, because it's fuking live on 9-th floor.
>>81387282
>I don't see how introducing a gun to any of these scenarios makes it better.
You can murder those who are trying to violate your property rights.
>>81387429
Absolutely.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/29/amanda-blackburn-suspect/78023602/
>>81387282
>Burglars have intent to rob. Most are opportunists. A lot are just poor or addicts. They don't WANT to kill
>>81387699
And because everyone knows that there is literally nothing valuable inside the whole block.
>>81387900
We could be rich, but our government won't allow us
>>81387282
>I am the perfect beta British cuck.
>>81385062
Underrated
>>81387282
>They don't WANT to kill, they aren't crazy psychos, they just want money,
That German girl that was tortured by niggers so they could find all the valuables and get her PIN and was raped later is happy to hear that.
BOOM BOOM CRASH
BOOM BOOM CRASH
BOOM BOOM CRASH
BOOM BOOM CRASH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AdQGXQ00OM
>>81383505
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a DUTCHY to break into your THREAD with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you own a gun?
ONE (YOU) IS ONE LIKE
>>81387282
There are graveyards all around the world containing people for whom being the victim of those crimes didn't turn out as well as your experiences did.
The next time might be your time to join them. I'd rather risk the life of a violent criminal than my own -- but I hope your strategy keeps working out for you.
>>81388067
Your clothes, give them to me, NOW!
>>81383505
Tell me all about these "booms" and "crashes", Anon.
>>81388547
I hope he gets kicked against his skull by Pajeet and Muhammad until he dies, like that other couple in Germany. That would be one libtarded student SJW less on the internet.
>>81385785
Your life? Your sweet little butt-cherry?
I always have a bottle of water in reach if I get the thirsties
I can beat a burglar with that, can I not?
>>81388790
>wanting others to die because they're currently swallowing the suicide ideology of the (((rulers)))
I just realized that *boom* *boom* *crash* would be the same sound firing the gun at the burglar.
I can just deactivate the gunpowder molecules in the bullet, since the United Kingdom (BTGN) is a NATO member.
>>81388854
>Your life?
Like I said...
>>81388579
Y--Yes sir, do you want my shoes too?
>>81383505
Man i'm trying, but its a pain in the dick. Have to be a resident of the state you're buying in, online orders hace to go through a middle man and costs extra, background check, paperwork, its a pain in the ass.
My parents took them away when I went to the loony bin. I'll get them back eventually though. It was voluntary, so I can still pass a background check when I eventually buy more.
*HES*
*GOT*
*A*
*GUN*
That's all it takes for Sam Hyde to brutally execute you despite the fact that you are an innocent African American with a jaded past.
Why don't you own a mac10 yet?
>>81384221
Dumb fuck you know that I'm gonna be coming through the wall with a F-350? Nobody ever expects someone to come through the walls.
I have this image laminated and framed next to my door.
I eagerly await the day some cocked up methhead breaks in and I can legally hunt humans.
>>81388067
I gave a phone away, I'd rather lose a phone that gets instantly replaced online than my life. I kept my wallet, do you want me to fight two guys armed with knives over a replaceable phone?
>>81389361
Why not just give a guy $100 in a parking lot? Do you live in Commiefornia or something?
>>81388038
This picture is so deceptive. I've been in Moscow last Christmas and the church is small as fuck in person. It can barely fit 20 people inside
>>81383505
my trusty katana will make quick work of any intruders
>>81389066
The police kicking his door in and banishing him from the internet for visiting unauthorized domains like 4chan would also be acceptible.
>>81389860
>not having Jason Bourne level skills so you can fuck them up with their own knives
>>81383505
/pol/ americans have more guns than /k/ you are confused Leaf.
>>81389294
he was Polish lad
>>81389439
>Asaam al-Haidi
>implying he hasn't converted to Islam to begin his European reign of terror
>>81388217
I'm not a woman, if they were really insistent on getting my PIN I would give them my PIN and go ring my bank and cancel my card before they get to a machine.
I'm surprised you guys think valuing my own life or trying to illegally obtain guns to defend myself is somehow sjw behaviour. For a start, I was mugged and robbed by whites, but secondly, do you think in the UK if I killed a minority with an illegal firearm even in self defense that isn't going to end up with me going to jail?
And, I get why you would think that it is an sjw argument to say it's good to be in britain without guns, but.. I can honestly say I've never wanted a gun, and our per capita homicide rate being a quarter of the US's makes me perfectly comfortable with that fact. I've never seen a gun outside of an airport. I'm glad that the people who mugged me had knives and not guns, I could run from a knife.
>>81389860
OK I'll answer that honestly, even though it's a retarded loaded question--
Yes, you give away the phone while you can use it to divert the attacker, then take actions necessary to defend your life. Or don't if you're a Brit.
Average American can't use a gun as their fingers tend to be too fat to fit around the trigger, no bait it's actually true a documentary on guns in the US proved it years ago.
>>81390315
>would give them my PIN and go ring my bank and cancel my card before they get to a machine.
2 went to the ATM, 2 stayed there and did the raping
In your case you would just have been clubbed to death if you reached the phone. Or maybe they would be intrigued by your twink student boipussy, depends on what your Muhammeds like.
>>81390392
He was ran over by a car before they beheaded his dead body.
I heard cuckolds in America are doing very well with the BLM uprising there kek.
>>81390315
>if I killed a minority with an illegal firearm even in self defense that isn't going to end up with me going to jail
>I rather want to be killed by home invaders than end up in jail
Not sure if you are just trolling.
*INHALE*
*STRETCH*
*EXHALE*
That's all it takes to get a greater range of motion in your ankle, knee and hip.
Why don't you stretch?
>>81386405
Underrated
>>81383505
Cardboard houses usually don't resist that much
>>81390315
>Makes the argument about property.
>And not about life, precious life.
>>81390392
How is it a retardedly loaded question, it was the exact situation I was in. I literally went home and got a new phone for free the next day on insurance, that's what I pay insurance for.
I reported the dudes to the police, that is their job, that is why we are taxed to run the police, not so I can go be a vigalanté over a fucking Samsung Galaxy, when I'm unarmed and two guys have knives.
If I had an illegally obtained gun, I would be the one going to jail. I'd really rather not carry round a knife and get in random knife fights with a pair of benefit scroungers over something I could barely care less about.
And if this is a "well Britain should legalise guns then" argument, maybe when you bring down your per capita homicide rate that'll sound like a nice idea. When I'm in San Francisco I feel vulnerable as shit near the tenderloin with all those methheads potentially packing heat. Over here I'm in the dodgiest area of the UK and I walk down the street at night completely unfazed because I know realistically the worst I'm going to lose is my insured phone.
>>81390615
>Watches the Lamestream jew media
>Believes in things like BLM
>Thinks a bunch of chimping out nigs and SJW females can scare us
Oh well stay cucked Nigel. Since we came from you, and inherited our love of guns and weapons, LITERALLY FROM YOU, I still feel sad to see you so cucked today.
>>81383571
Hahahahahaha, you are such a faggot.
>>81390966
Guns are legal here and our homicide rate is 1/2 yours. Checkmate.
>>81383505
because i dont live in a crime ridden shithole
>>81385062
anyone else sing it like the song?
>>81383505
You must have a pleb tier door and not a reinforced one.
>You can kick open front doors in the first world.
Lol
>>81383737
ATF please.
>>81390687
Again, in my situation it was white guys, I've never been assaulted by black guys and I live in a predominantly black/middle east asian area. But even then, I'm a rational human being, I'm not going to risk my life fighting a black dude when I wouldn't fight a white dude doing the same thing.
But yes, I am more interested in self preservation than vigalantee immigrant murdering, sorry. You guys chat such absolute shit, if you were in the situation you probably would've lost your wallet too or even been stabbed given your attitude, you aren't Bruce Li.
and before "oh but i would have muh guns", no you wouldn't, this is in England, only fucking.. degenerates and farmers have guns here and only paranoid schizo pussies walk around with switchblades.
>>81391271
Soon.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs
>>81391598
>but yes, I am more interested in self preservation than vigalantee immigrant murdering
You keep bringing that shit accusation up but nobody recommended you shooting people just for breaking into your home and run away after seeing you because they came "just to steal stuff".
>>81390315
As if there's any real prospect of you getting caught for shooting some Pakis in the street at night. I'll give you burglary though, obviously no way you can shoot them in your house and expect to get away with it.
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*clickaclickaclicka*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a hacker to download all your belongings. Why do you think it's okay to pirate media?
>>81383571
This
>>81383505
Steel door here.
I can't comprehend why would one fear being robbed and spend thousands on guns but still keep fucking wooden door.
>>81391165
It's called bait summerfag
>>81391225
Quarter the population density and very different demographics.
In terms of culture and lifestyle, the UK is a lot more like the US than either are to Austria.
>>81391598
>I'm a cuck!
>And a defenceless coward!!
>And proud of it!!
Cheers m8.
>>81388131
>Underrated
that gets posted in every one of these threads you fucking newfaggot
I'm actually making a wizard staff, going to carve a slot for a light in the top and put a crystal on it after I'm done carving out a design. So ill just grab this bad boy yell U SHALL NOT PASSSS!!!
*gets shot anyways*
Being neet has it's pros riight -_-
Pic related it's the stick I found...like 6"5?
>He comes in
>A smirk crosses onto my visage
>Sneakily like a ninja I acquire the Grade 99, Master Hirosashi-approved katana hanging above my mother's fireplace
>The burglar has NO clue
>I quickly get behind him, and with a smug chuckle, I behead him in a SWIFT blow
>I smirk again
>"Nothing personal, kid", I whisper, as I sneak back to bed before mom or dad even knew I was awake.
>>81392116
Homicide rate in 10ppm from 2009
>London 1.6
>Vienna 1.1
Same density, same type of liberal SJW cuck persona. Still whopping 30% lower despite guns being legal. How could it possibly be?
>>81392439
Are you retarded, son?
>>81392708
Because look at the demographics of London.
>>81392947
Oh vey! Are you claiming Asians are a problem?
>>81391956
I was mugged in broad daylight with witnesses lol (witnesses were middle eastern, they didn't give a shit).
And.. again.. I was mugged by white guys.
So, no, again, shooting them is still not a solution.
>>81383505
I own break in proof doors that have 12 locking points including those behind hinges , they're also reinforced by steel rods inside the door+ lock cant get drilled. It would be easier to tear down the wall around the door. Not my fault burgers are poor and cant afford good doors.
>>81383505
Nigga I live in the sewers
>>81393055
Feel free to draw your own conclusions. Asians aren't the second majority group anyway though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_London#Ethnic_breakdown
vs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna#Demographics
>>81384259
Yeah but if the burglar uses his DScim special attack, then your protection prayer doesn't work. Plus, he can still smite you out of your AGS and your Television
Because I still live in white suburbia so I have zero need for a gun [spoiler]so far[/spoiler]
>>81389794
Should've bought a ThinkPad
>>81389794
An image of a broken laptop?
Who the fuck are you trying to intimidate? Dell?
>>81393186
Sounds horrible, I don't even lock the door to my house most of the time.
>>81393754
So did the kids at sandy hook now they're mulch.
>>81384221
Gotta keep that jew gold safe somehow?
>>81394517
Please never do what your Scandinavian neighbors do and remain a 100% white heaven.
>>81394617
The Jew gold is in Switzerland.
>>81387193
burglar would burgle your dog, mate
>>81394630
It's too late bro, my neighborhood already has a Syrian kebabshop and a guy that walks around in white robes named Mohammed. He always hangs out in front of a convenience store, I'm not sure what he does for a living.
>>81394098
An image with a laptop with nearly 30 rounds through it.
No one in their right mind robs a house if they know the owner is armed. You have to be triple fucking insane if said owner posts a godamn picture of it outside the door.
>>81386501
>Kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
>>81383505
Because I know all the best hiding places in my house and will stab him in the throat as he walks by me.
>>81395021
Don't forget to unsheathe your katana.
>last night
>talking to my dad about him getting a gun for home defense
>says he would never kill a person just for stealing his property or robbing him, but would kill them if they were threatening his family
>push him on it
>eventually admits he would let someone kill our family's 12 year old dog and have him be prosecuted for it rather than kill that person first and possibly have to go to court for that
I love him but fuck, I've never lost so much respect for a person just from a single statement.
I'm white and living in a "rich" suburb. Think I'm alright.
Bong here.....
Please come in....I'm waiting
>>81394895
Why would anybody wake up one day and think "we need an irreversible rape wave in our country to be progressive, just like our neighbors".
>>81383505
>gun
>not using booby trap
>>81394925
Why not just a sign reading
"Tenant is armed --- this crackah got gat --- [arabic]"
>>81395623
Picture is worth a thousand words.
I am waiting for my target of Obongo to arrive to replace it with holes.
>>81395395
>image with photo id
Anon...
>>81383505
Hmm something's not right with that pic.
It's not a black guy.
>>81395762
I think a nigger wouldn't get it.
Look at Pajeet here >>81394098, it looks like something you randomly drew from the internet.
>>81392746
Not retarded -_- I don't think o_o... Juuusssst special :D
>>81383505
>go to get my gun from its locked cabinet
>run to separate locked cabinet in another room, as required by law, to get my ammo
>somehow manage to do all this and load two shells into my shotgun before the guy gets in
>he finally breaks down the door, I shoot him
>go to jail for murder
>spend every day in jail trying to resist the constant brainwashing of the local Wahhabist cleric who is allowed to visit the jail to "help" us become better people
>every night thank the glorious British state for protecting my rights as a free citizen
>>81383505
Well, it is not this easy to get a gun in Germany, so youve to be smart. Ive made a brand club out of baseball bat and some carpenter nails. Looks pretty much like this, but with another form.
>>81395395
>bong
>American Flag
>Handgun
>High Capacity Assault Clipazine
You ain't no bong boy.
>>81396052
Dat image title made me kek.
>>81395939
that sounds like something straight out of a clockwork orange. and kubrick lived in england too
>>81395762
Russian?
>>81396238
Bulgy.
>>81395428
We Icelanders are more redpilled than our neighbors.
>>81383571
That would make such a mess.
I love it
The shitposting leaf might own a gun but he cant actually shoot any dindus who break in
even if they were literally in the middle of raping his wife he'd be legally required to ask them to please leave and call the RCMP
>>81396318
Same. Love 'em
Ha ha.....locking your door
I leave the door unlocked cause I want to shoot their fucking asses
Get on my level plebes
>>81396238
>dickgrips
>>81396481
Post it or shut the fuck up you butter-golem.
>>81396463
>Low capacity
>Heavy as a bowling ball
>Snaps like a gator
>Reverse safety position
>Heel mag release
But by Christ and all that is good in this world she will fire when you pull the trigger. Be it soaked in blood and dirt or buried for a decade.
Makarov will fire.
>>81396511
>>81395439
We don`t all have master pungi stick making skills, tojo
7.62 full metal jacket
>>81396720
Wtf, can never be unseen.
>>81396769
Is that an M14? noice
>>81393331
When it comes to most houses and apartments here in the US our doors might as well be compressed fiber board they are absolute shit.
Beretta is my home defense gun, drum on AR is only used at the range and for "style" points because I love to jam, Thompson is my raifu
>>81383571
literally me IRL
except I have a vikangz sword and odin to akbar to
A gun? Psh.......
*unsheathes katana*
heh
>>81395270
Depending on state he may not even need to go to court. Based castle law.
>>81396769
> no suppressor
You are in for some serious ringing if you ever have to use it indoors.
>>81396689
Makarov is the not-too-attractive but endearing qt who will work hard and stick with you to the end.
>>81397108
They had an iv8888 about that, castle doctrine shields you from civil "he dindu nuffin you must pay reparations"-lawsuits, not from the criminal investigation.
We have walls 10 metters high and spikes around our houses here, stupid leaf.
Not to mention my father pays at least a hundred armed to the teeth (legally) bodyguards, 24 hours a day.
So is the life of a high profile politician family. He's a militar.
>THIS
>IS
>MADE IN CHINAAAA
>>81397309
like I said it depends on state in mine we have our own version of castle law that permits you to fire on anyone who is in your house illegally regardless of them being armed or not, as long as you believe they have committed a felony or intend to use physical violence against you, that with no duty to retreat, Usually means you go down to the station and they let you go after a statement and sometimes not even that.
>>81391445
Are you going to sing it like another song?
>>81397995
>my smug face when we have the same thing in Austria
Swiss and Germans btfo.
>>81383505
Nah, I've got pretty solid doors. And nothing worth stealing anyway.
>>81397108
I think it's more about the act of killing a person than legal repercussions he might face.
He seemed very adamant about the idea that you shouldn't kill a person while they're committing a crime that wouldn't get them the death penalty in court. I tried to insist that a person who is breaking into your house and threatening to kill your dog isn't worth the air they breath and you'd be doing society a favor but he kept saying "It's a person. You're killing a person."
I'm worried he might think I'm some kind of sociopath now for wanting to defend what's mine.
>>81389794
This is the laptop that a dad shot up because his daughter was being a degenerate whore
>>81398569
I don't have a daughter.
>>81398515
>being a person is a merit on its own
>raping and torturing family members is ok, because he might not get the death penalty for that
Hearing that from your own farther must sting, Anon.
I have a guard dog.
>>81383505
>every time 200 replies
Scientific verification of the simulation of neurons
>>81385656
Seriously?
I want one of those.
How much was it?
>>81397002
>Thompson.
Sweet.
Always wanted a gun like that.
How's it shoot?
>>81396769
>7.62
So I take it you don't care for your neighbors lives?
That bullet will go through the wall, into the next door neighbors house.
Overkill much?
>>81383505
Because I'm broke OP. I only have a fiberglass bow I picked up from a thrift store. I only bought the bow because WHAT KIND OF IDIOT SELLS A BOW FOR 4 DOLLARS!?
>>81387193
Get a real dog, Sanna.
>>81387193
kawaii inu-san desu ne
>>81396641
so you want to see an unlocked door?
Why are you even posting here, Hans?
your only form of protection is your woman's pussy to shield you from the migrant's sex club
>>81383505
I will use guitar to bash him on the head OP.
Only problem is it will also break my guitar....shit
>>81387434
a burglar isn't going to keep trying to get in with a dog barking
and if he does, then he probably just wants to kill you because you pissed the wrong person off and he's not a burglar anymore.
>>81399738
Be careful with old fiberglass bows or arrows. It aint pretty for your limbs when that stuff shatters
>>81395817
Just to show I moved to freedom land
>>81396067
Hey I'm still red white and blue at heart
...would fight side by side with my fellow Yankee bros till my last breath
>>81388547
>I'd rather risk the life of a violent criminal than my own
Exactly, I work for the shit I have in my house why would anyone give something they worked for to someone who doesn't work for anything. If the person can get rid of the house's inhabitant they would, but they know murder is messy and they probably can't get away with it.
>>81399727
I don't have nearby neighbors
>>81396641
>Butter-golem
