HOLY SHIT LADS, ITS /HAPPENING/
GET IN HERE
KEK WILLS IT
WEW
WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW
>>81378294
nothing, go back to touching yourself.
*buys neutraceuticals*
OH SHIT TURN ON CNN
Bye /pol/.
inside job fags are the worst
>>81378421
oh, i was doing that anyways
>>81378137
Oh shit its real.
>>81378137
HOLY FUCK THE ARMY JUST CALLED AND TOLD MY DAD (he works at nintendo btw) THAT WE'RE GETTING NUKED BY ISIS
BRB WATERING MY CRISIS GARDEN
OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING IN MY ASS
>>81378877
Double dubs but I'm still not sure
>>81378137
stop posting
>>81378877
KEK HAS WILLED IT
What's the latest happening updates? Anyone want to give me a quick summary?
>>81378421
>implying happening means I stop touching myself
I touch myself even harder during happenings.
>>81378137
Top kek at that image.
I've needed one like that my whole political life.
>>81379673
Salon dot com just reported that explosions are happening everywhere at once, 142 confirmed dead and rising
>>81380534
Who the fuck is doing the exploding?
>>81378679
>says the Islamist turkroach
*CODE RED* *CODE RED*
SLIDING IN FULL EFFECT
GOVERNMENT SHILLS IN FULL FUCKING DAMAGE CONTROL
MEME MARKET IN FREEFALL SELL YOUR FUCKING MEMES NOW
TURN ON CNN
SIREN IN PARIS NOT AN EXERCISE IT IS HAPPENING
>>81378877
no way! I recognize your dubs - my girlfriend's mom went to the same high school as your dad's girlfriend! they're actually really close! that makes us practically related - so I can definitely vouch for the validity of this anon
>>81382514
Oh fuck, i thought everyone was joking. F
>>81382935
I just heard the big siren in Paris (not just the firemen) then cars honking. I don't know what's happening, all I know is it probably is.
>>81382514
prove it, record with your cell and upload.
>>81378877
But the real question is how do i unlock Tails in Smash 4.
>>81382514
prove it, hold a flashing light over your head while you run in circles making siren noises
>>81378877
kek m8 you're totally wrong. My uncle works at isis and he said they're not nuking anyone tonight.
>>81378421
>"I've been found out."
go away evil dogger shoo!
>>81385085
go away evil dogger
>>81380890
The Zone