My wife just bought our daughter one of these. What do?
burn it
in front of your wife and child
hotglue it
Burn it right now.
You mean your wife's daughter?
>>81375387
Ask Aisha how much money she spend on that and if there wasn't a cheaper one in black
Stone it to death for not covering her face and walking around like a half-naked western prostitute
need an irl hijarbie gf
>>81375387
buy ISIS-themed Ken doll, and have it behead Barbie for being raped by her uncle
>>81375387
gas the kikes
>>81375387
Cum on it and put it on a table or somewhere where everyone will see it
>>81375387
jump off a cliff
>>81375387
honor-burn half of its face for tolerance
See what she does with it.
Every child has a "bad toy" or an "enemy toy".
See how she treats it before you decide to act.
If you're really worried then just "lose" it somewhere.
>>81375387
Have Ken rape her then cover her in pebbles to simulate having been stoned for adultery :^)
>>81375387
>>81375751
>>81375858
>>81375901
>>81375988
>>81376036
>>81376067
It's just a doll with a head scarf. Also my wife comes from a Muslim family so I don't want to offend her or seem insensitive.
Will there be any negative effects on my daughter's development if I don't do anything and let it be?
Tell your wife and daughter that if they want to see what it's like to be muslim that you'll show them. Force your wife to wear a burqa at all times and submit to your every sexual desire without question. Circumcise your daughter and then brutally take her virginity before marrying her off to a stranger in exchange for 3 goats. Now ask them if they want to keep playing muslim.
>>81375387
Take the clothes off of the doll, find the relevant quotes in the Koran that would justify stoning her for that, then make your daughter stone her to death for not following the rules of Islam. Then make the point to your daughter that you were just respecting the religious principles being demonstrated by the doll.
>>81375387
Tell her that these women are oppressed, and that you don't want your daugther to find women empowerment normal in society.
She will take ot to the trash herself.
>>81376329
>my wife comes from a Muslim family
have any of her uncles tried to honor kill you yet?
>>81375387
>>81376235
No, that will just matyr it and make her want it more
Play with her and her other barbies and emphasise the beautiful golden hair of the aryan ones and treat the hijabi one as boring
Little girls want to like what the adults like
Surround it with bearded ken dolls and smash it with a rock.
>>81376329
Why is your wife walks alone like a whore?
>>81376329
Tie fireworks to it and Allah akbar
>>81375387
>>81376322
> wife with a black gun
cuck
strap some firecrackers to it in front of her and light them
make sure your daughter likes the doll first tho
for extra effect make the fireworks go off near more of her toys
when she asks you why you did it say it say the doll told you to in the name of Allah
redpill on islam at early age
shell remember that one
Make your daughter watch as you bury it up to its shoulders in your front yard and throw rocks at it until its head falls off. Then tell your daughter this is why she should stay away from Muzzy men.
>>81376329
>Also my wife comes from a Muslim family
Just burn it in front of your daughter without your wife's knowledge. Grab a few of her other toys and turn it into a game, where the other toys execute the hijarbie for being a terrorist or something.
>>81376329
>Also my wife comes from a Muslim family
rip OP
>>81375387
Bury it in the sand up to her head and make your daughter throw rocks at it.
Because Allah demands this slut die for wearing form-fitting clothing and revealing her forehead nose and mouth, bringing disgrace upon her her righteous family who have the love of Allah.
>>81375387
Throw acid in its face, it will look more realistic.
>>81375387
Make sure your daugters reaction is just like my pic related
>>81375387
strap a mini suicide vest on it
Stone your wife for buying such a pornographic doll for your daughter. She should have gotten burka Barbie.
>>81376876
kek this
>>81375387
Ask to speak to your wife in the other room.
Step into the kitchen and snap her neck.
tell your daughter to call 9/11 because mom has "slipped"
>>81375387
kill your wife, burn the doll, explain to you daughter that her mother turned possessed by a demon and she was long done when you killed her physical body.
>>81375387
Remove the headscarf. It then becomes a brunette Barbie coming home from a tanning salon.
>>81375387
get it a tiny bottle of vitamin d supplements
Get a Ken doll and explain how the birds and bees and marriage work.
Barbie is walking around unaccompanied like a harlot so Ken holds her down and forces his dick in her. Then she's stupid enough to cry about it.
But oh no, there aren't four other male dolls who saw it happen!
So, Barbie is now facing execution for fornication unless she marries Ken.
And now they live happily ever after, and luckily Ken has 3 other wives already so Barbie doesn't have to take ALL of the beating that makes for a happy marriage.
>>81375387
Shave all the hair off and put the head scarf back on baka senpai
>>81375387
run over it with your SUV
>>81375858
Lmao
>>81376486
No
>>81376486
>>81376721
>>81376837
I need serious answers. It kind of makes me uncomfortable that my wife is trying to push an agenda here by trying to make our daughter a pro Muslim, liberal.
I'm not anti Muslim, but I'm not pro Muslim either. My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist, so I see this hijab doll as a gateway into making our daughter a leftist who hates white people.
But maybe I'm wrong, and there's no agenda here, and my wife bought the doll to help our daughter connect with her middle eastern heritage.
>>81377159
Kek
>>81375387
strap a m80 to it
>>81375387
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA KEK
>>81377369
>My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist
Wew just marry a tranny next time, ok?
>>81377369
>My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist
>>81375387
kys after your wife and kids
>>81377369
What country is your wife from?
If you want to teach her (and your idiot wife) about Islam, beat your wife in front of her for spending your money foolishly.
Then tell your wife she's not a real feminist and point her in the direction of Based Mom and Ali Rizvi. Also have Maajid Nawaz explain to her what 'regressive left' means.
>>81376329
>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
Then why the fuck did you make this thread you fucking Imbecile
Kill Yourself
NOW
Whatever you do, don't pull off the hajib.
>>81376329
Burn it then feed it to a pig. Stare at your wife while you do this, then tell her it is over. Then throw the doll away.
>>81375387
Throw acid on it's face.
>>81377579
>>81377614
We get along great though despite some differences in our political ideology. She says that as a Muslim she knows her limits. She doesn't wear hijab herself though so which is great.
>>81377793
Egypt. And I love my wife and would never hit her. Especially not in front of our kids which would scar them for life.
>>81377998
I don't think the doll itself is a big deal but rather the implications of how it might influence my daughters thinking.
>>81376329
>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
Your wife is testing you. If you say nothing, your daughter will have the life your wife chooses for her, including marrying a traditional muslim man.
But if you say NO now, your daughter will have a life closer to the one you want her to have.
straps some fireworks to it and play jihad.
>>81376329
>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
I love how barbie can be whatever she wants, a chef, a pilot, a slave to her muslim father/husband, a dancer.
>>81375387
Stone her for bringing idols home.
>>81375387
Divorce her and get your child as far from it as possible
>>81375387
Make a little barbie sized suicide vest with black cat firecrackers and tell her they forgot this part.
>>81377793
So if your wife wants to connect with her heritage how about ancient Egypt, one of the driving forces of developing modern civilization, not with stupid Muslim beliefs that have repressed, destroyed, and stalled the culture of every country that belief system found its way into? Mesopotamia, Assyria, Ur, Zoroastrian Persia, Carthage, Troy... all highly developed civilizations leading the way.
Now look at those regions.
In the last 100 years:
The West went from the first powered flight to supersonic flight to putting a man on the moon to landing probes on comets. The Muslim world? Invented none of it but figured out they can hijack planes to fly into buildings and trade oil for small Qassam rockets to fire at civilians in Israel.
The West went from the telegraph to being able to send trillions of data packets to ultra-powerful cellphones all over the earth so we can Netflix anywhere at any time. The Muslim figured out they can wire those cellphones to IEDs and carbombs.
Speaking of cars, the West moved form the horse and buggy to 240mph supercars. The Muslim world either puts bombs in cars or uses them to run over French children.
The West developed the internet and the information age sparking the most potential for information to be shared amongst the most people in the history of the world. The Muslim world uses it to post beheading videos to scare people into wearing the hijab and burka.
There was plenty great in the Middle East before Islam came along. Maybe explain to your daughter and idiot wife what heritages are worth connecting with and which should be rejected. People want to blame the West for racism and slavery, but the truth is the West is the first culture to REJECT all of those things. The Islamic world practiced slavery into the 20th century (2007 in Mauritania) while the West since the Enlightenment has worked towards tolerance, equality, and progressive values, the Islamic world has rejected all the progress on human rights.
>>81380871
>The Islamic world practiced slavery into the 20th century (2007 in Mauritania) while the West since the Enlightenment has worked towards tolerance, equality, and progressive values, the Islamic world has rejected all the progress on human rights.
>progressive values
Why is it that this board praises social conservatism and right wing values, and shits on progressivism, but when it comes to Islam, you preach progressivism, tolerance, and equal rights in the same exact way a bernout straight out of Reddit or Tumblr would.
>>81381524
>4chan is all one person
>4chan is a hivemind
>>81381524
>Don't want to live in the arctic because it's too cold.
>How can you say the surface of the sun is too hot then?
>>81381524
I'm all for progressivism, even communism. However, I do not do condone using fabricated moral outrage and platitudes as a substitute for reason, data, and intellectual honesty.
There's a minority of noisy social justice fruitcakes on the left whose 'progressivism' is actually dangerously illiberal, it's about blaming whites and Western culture for everything wrong in the world, rejecting valid data, silencing debate and opinion, and patting themselves on the back for being angry at strawman caricatures of social problems that true liberalism and progressivism has already largely addressed and would prefer to continue to address through social unity, reason, and honesty rather than divisive identity politics and shielding all 'minority' viewpoints (like the 1.6 billion Muslim 'minority') from any form of criticism even for their most heinous beliefs that fly in the face of what Enlightenment principles want to establish for humanity.
>>81382396
go to bed sargon
>>81375387
>CURRENT YEAR
>Not recognising waifu pushing your boundaries
A Spanking!
Is it degenerate to think that headscarves can look kinda cute?
>>81377614
>>81375387
Blow it up.
Make it a Burqa out of a black plastic bag or an old black sock. Do it with your daughter so you have fun.
>>81376329
>Muslim wife
Now there's your problem.
>>81375387
Remove the hijab in front of your daughter and say, "she's free now"
>>81381660
>implying it isn't
>>81375387
Divorce. Make sure you take the kid.
>>81376329
You are a traitor and you don't deserve your freedom.
Remarry
>>81381959
>I'm a social conservative
>but that doesn't include the fractionally different values of Muslims (vs Christians) because Christians are somehow better.
Blow me
>>81375387
Buy your daughter a G.I. Joe.
>>81375387
Add bruises to it to make it more realistic
![Firecracker01.jpg34c7ffab-70fe-4dd5-8002-235955d2f2e1Original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mdYNMJt.jpg "Firecracker01.jpg34c7ffab-70fe-4dd5-8002-235955d2f2e1Original[1].jpg")
>>81375387
>>81376329
Pics of wife pls.
Also, how to deal with doll:
>Tie firecracker to doll
>Put it out back
>Light the fuse
>Yell "Allahu akbar"
>???
>Thoroughly explain to your daughter why ""moderate"" Islam is as safe as a moderate poison
>>You wouldn't drink poison just because it was moderately powerful, would you?
>>81375387
Honour Kill your wife. If she likes the Muzzies so much she should see what they are like.
>>81387599
Get a lighter and melt the face a bit.
Behead it in front of your daughter and play an isis nasheed
>>81381524
EUROPEAN conservatism, you know, the reasonable one based on reason.
Every muslim and child of muslims need to die for the survival of our species, based on fact and empirism.
>>81375387
>you even have to ask
Wew
>>81376329
> my wife comes from a Muslim family
cuck
buy a GI Joe and kill it for oil
Girls for decades have been taught they could become anything.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie%27s_careers
Hijab Barbie
>pray to Allah
>get pregnant
>follow your husband's orders
>you are worthless
Literally throw it away. I agree with little of the parenting family advice on pol but that's what I would do.
>>81376329
>buy some other barbies
>set them all, including hijarbie, on fire
>as they melt, tell your daughter this is what will happen to her if she ever plays with the stove
You save her from Muslims and you teach her fire safety. Two in one.
>>81375387
Throw acid in its face to make it more real
>>81375387
Stone wife and daughter to death
>>81381660
WE ARE BORG
>>81375387
If she's Muslim then that's all she wrote.
Pic related
>>81376329
serious answer here
kill them and then yourself
>>81375387
Throw it off your roof. Crucify the remains.
>>81377369
>self proclaimed feminist and socialist
buy a ken, takes his trousers off, and tell your daughter you're smooth downstairs too because of mummy's mental illness.
Also, buy your daughter a peppa pig, and tell her she has to choose.
>>81376329
> Also my wife comes from a Muslim family so I don't want to offend her or seem insensitive.
Beat the shit out of her and say you are happy of experimenting with part of her culture
>>81381524
Because our conservatism is better than their conservatism.
dismember the doll and explain to your wife that it was an honor killing
>>81375387
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>81392836
DEATH TO INFIDELS
>>81392921
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM
>>81391995
/thread
>>81376329
How do people not realize this is shitposting?
>>81393003
SHARIA WILL RULE THE WORLD
>>81375387
burn wife and daughter
get new ones
>>81393115
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>81376329
>Also my wife comes from a Muslim family
>>81392836
>>81392921
>>81393003
>>81393115
>>81375387
Have her Ken doll burn her to to death in the kitchen for not producing any male children.
>>81376329
Check your car for explosives before leaving the house.
>>81388929
How is that cucking
>>81375387
Divorce
>>81375387
Buy a quran translation.
Bookmark all the pages talking about wifes and women.
Says those are the new rules if she doesn't stop her shit.
>>81377369
>looking for "serious answers" on a racist Filipino fan-fiction forum
>>81384321
What am I looking at?
>>81376329
I call bullshit
You can't marry a muslim woman with her keeping contact with her parents if you don't convert.
>>81394559
Well I'm Christian. And her family is moderate as fuck. I guess moderate Muslims in America don't really give a shit
Two words: Honor Killing
>>81375387
Throw acid in its face for being a slut.
>>81376994
>kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch https://youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.
>>81394296
>racist
Buzzword warning. This isn't your safe-space, I suggest you cover your hears, hum loudly and go back there. You dumb nigger.
>>81394872
>Le moderate muslim meme
Anyway. By the sounds of it, they're (at least she is) mostly just keeping the muslim brand around because it's a part of their identity. If she married/had a child with a Christian (or just any non-muslim) and her parents were fine with it, I'd say they're just putting up a front to avoid having to confess the fact that they're not actually muslims anymore.
