IF THE ONLY SAUCE YOU FUCKERS HAVE FOR TURKEY HAPPENINGS IS THIS FUCKING DEFCON ACCOUNT, THE CHANCES ARE THAT NOTHING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
STOP TREATING THIS TINFOIL ACCOUNT AS AN ACTUAL RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFORMATION AND NEWS
THANK YOU
fuck off britcuck
Indeed.
>>81366168
Like an anon said today, the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
>>81366811
Quite right
>>81366811
>>81366943
>>81366168
Nigel is correct. Someone is intentionally shilling the account for some reason.
>>81366943
Mmm, yes, Old Bean.
>>81366168
Absolutely agree. Pseudo-happening fags are annoying. A true happening is the one that is confirmed.
I still remember retards who believed in the supposed Schemita(or whatever it's spelled) financial collapse happening.
>>81366168
too right chap only approved sources on this fine imageboard please tally ho
>>81366811
Guys pls nuke us im ready to die for humanity. isis lovers on forever head now. Thank u USA for shitty coup all army arrested now. That was shity coup fuckng moron usa realy thanks.
#UNCONFIRMED reports US 6th Fleet has joined coup forces
#UNVERIFIED sources say Obama has been taken prisoner by Turkish forces, developing situation
#UNCONFIRMED Turkish space fleet condemns Erdogan government, killsats moving into geosynchronous orbit over Ankara
REPORT: ALIENS ARE INVADING
TOTALLYTRUSTWORTHY RADIOACTIVE.JPG CONFIRMS
IBS HABBENING GUISEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#UNCONFIRMED: THE ATOMS HAVE BEEN STOPPED.
>>81367642
>thinking shmetah is over
>#CONFIRMED: CNN reports Pokemon Go is great
omg u guys
>>81366168
Indubitably
I guess people like happenings so much that they WANT to be lied to. thats why we are all here on /pol/
>>81366168
Periscope in malatya depicting a pro roach rally. Not in coup hands.
https://www.periscope.tv/Seven_kalbimdir/1mnxekqOOgbGX
>>81366910
Sounds nice, rolls right off the tongue when you say it. Still complete utter nonsense.
Stop trying to sound clever and actually try to be clever.
>>81371157
I'm not saying it's necessarily the case. But no news doesn't always equal nothing is happening; there could be something happening and it's just being suppressed.
>>81366168
>be OP
>ask for sauce
>REEEE I DONT LIKE THAT SAUCE
Fuck off.
>>81367733
>>81372529
Yes, quite.
Honestly I'm shocked anyone even gives a single fuck about Turkey.
I certainly do not.
Let me know when something good happens in a relevant, first world country, and not some backwards desert monkey shithole full of carpet kissing goat fuckers.
>>81373857
There's a coup attempt in Finland right now. Sami Extremists are trying to oust Stubb's government and form a religious extremist one based on worship of nature.
Assault Reindeer in Helsinki in 30 minutes.
Perkele.
these dumb niggers getting all their info from a random twitter account is rly toppin me keks
>>81371157
Actually it makes perfect sense you fucking inbred
>>81366168
*SOURCE
>>81366168
Bitch if you scared call the feds
