Here's a rundown of what's about to happen:
>Turkey attacks NATO
>Entire western world retaliates
>Russia gets in on this
>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
>China invades Taiwan
>North Korea attempts to invade South Korea with the help of China
WORLD
WAR
III
(Screenshot this)
>China tries to take SEA
>US and China duke it out
>Hirohito allows for Japanese soldiers again
>Japan fights Chinese with Japanese mechs alongside the Americans in the South China Sea
>(((chaos intensifies)))
!!! WARNING !!!
If you are an American citizen between 18 and 25, you will be drafted shortly after the inauguration of the next president.
Thank you.
Here's a rundown of what's about to happen:
>Nothing.
>It never happens.
Screenshot this post.
>>81363033
>turkey attacks NATO
You are just dumb.
>>81363542
RISKY
>>81363422
Thank god I'm overweight and flat footed.
Fanfiction, fanfiction everywhere. Nothing is happening. Its over, just accept it
>>81363422
>If you are an American citizen between 18 and 25, you will be drafted shortly after the inauguration of the next president.
I knew there was a use for all those women studies majors
RADICAL
>>81363730
History of mental illness here. I guess I'll have to fuck all the Stacys while the Chad's are away dying for Israel.
>>81363422
phew good thing I'm 26
>>81363730
They silently did away with that law a few years ago.
You're going to war, son.
i'm moving to the south pole
Turkey already has the launching codes
>>81363422
My eyes are so fucked that I can't see through iron-sights unless I learn left-handed shooting
Does that count?
>Turkey attacks NATO
Is this satire? Atleast have some fucking realism jesus christ
>>81363422
Ha! I'm already in as a POG,
I sit in air conditioning and fix electronics.
>>81363243
Why would China take Seattle?
>>81363897
>mfw I just turned 24
No pol plz what can I do to avoid the draft
I'm not overweight or anything I can't use health as an excuse
>>81364115
Too late the elites control it along side the ayy's
>>81363033
Happening cuck pls leave.
>>81363243
then they backstab america and become waifus again
>>81364182
If not I'll give it to them.
Dear Turkish intelligence / MIT. The Permissive Action Link Codes for the B61 nuclear devices in Incirlik is hardcoded to 00000000 - we've never updated the code. Allahspeed, roaches.
>>81363897
What if I have schizo affective disorder?
>>81363033
>Turkey attacks NATO
>Western world retaliates
>Liberation of Consantinople
We've waited so long
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>81363422
Am I going to make it. I don't want to go to the front lines. I like living.
>>81363897
>turn 26 just after the election
Have fun, boys
I'm praying for you
>>81364378
Giant port
>>81363033
doubles confirms
>>81363730
In a draft scenario that wouldn't matter. When I enlisted there where tons of you.
>>81364726
We have drones, AC-130, and Apaches and shit. Why is there any need for ground troops?
>>81364378
What the fuck no South-East Asia
>>81363422
lol they will never have another draft. we already have too damn many in reserve.
btw its 2016. ground wars are basically over. it's nuke time and drone time nigga
>>81364444
>underrated quads
>>81363033
>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
B-but we were best friends!
>>81363422
>i'm 27
>destined to be a stay at home beta
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81365201
MODS
>>81364635
NATO country attacking a NATO country? Also Erdogan coudn't overthrown Assad in 5 years and Erdogan's own army almost overthrown him in 2 hours.
This is so ridiculous I have no words.
>>81365074
depopularization
>>81363422
>asthma
>scoliosis
>flat footed
disqualified from the draft, right?
i need to get my squat past 600 before i go fight in a war anyways
>>81364444
The quads speaks the truth
>>81363033
They are in NATO.... AHAH you are so dumb...
Go back to eat your burgers...
>>81365201
haha get b& faggot
>>81364413
Fake a back injury.
>>81365074
>>81365392
I don't want to be drafted.
>>81363422
I turn 26 in April. What is my status
Anyone else want WWIII? I'll sign up for military service immediately, I have a BSE so hopefully they will let me be an officer. Fighting and dying in WWIII sounds like the best life I could ask for.
No one notices a little invasion of Ireland
>>81365314
Rape chads gf
SHIT
>>81365693
Green
>>81364413
if this is where youre at anon
just shit your pants
theyll have more respect for that
>>81365745
Not "shit" - bullshit.
>>81365767
What do you mean by this
>>81363422
Pretty sure they're drafting anyone who's 18-35
>>81365595
Run for the hills. We need to build a pol commune
>>81363422
FUCK
>>81365936
Do you like green colour?
>>81363422
Off to Mexico I go :^)
desu getting drafted doesn't seem that bad as long as they feed me. Famous last words I guess
I should probably get in shape for boot camp though, I wouldn't last a day
>>81365705
It depends. If it's under Trump presidency and it's about attack Israel and removing muzzies from europe then I'm done. I have no ill wishes against Russia or China
>>81363422
Can't FUCKING wait senpai, I've been on Vietnam-era army drills for the past year for this
Why would turkey attack the nato?
>>81363033
why would russia back turkey?
>>81366232
Down*
>>81363422
>tfw I'm in this age group and also a paramedic
being a combat medic will suck ass
>>81366243
>there will never be a war as alien as Vietnam
Shit was like Avatar
>>81365427
Goddamn, I want to chew on those butt cheeks like Laffy Taffy. Too bad that won't work as a draft excuse anymore.
>>81365201
MOOOOOODS
>>81363422
I'd gladly be drafted and die for my country
>>81366324
Hey, you could live M*A*S*H in a modern day setting!
IT WASN'T A CHICKEN
IT WAS A BABY
>>81366324
Dude it's the government. They'll make you anything but what you already know. They are fucking dumb.
K..keep me posted
>>81366324
You'd see some shit, that's for sure
>>81363422
Don't mind because I have no purpose in life. I'd rather die in war at this point.
I hope we just fucking melt turkey and get it over with.
>>81363422
>19
Well it's not like i was doing anything with my life anyway.
![quote-if-we-come-to-a-minefield-our-infantry-attacks-exactly-as-it-were-not-there-georgy-zhukov-74-43-60[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YlDPq9z.jpg "quote-if-we-come-to-a-minefield-our-infantry-attacks-exactly-as-it-were-not-there-georgy-zhukov-74-43-60[1].jpg")
>>81363897
>I knew there was a use for all those women studies majors
They'll make great... combat engineers.
>>81366584
For Hillary? And Israel is not your country
>>81366584
I've always thought I would be willingly drafted for defense but I wouldn't want to fight some imperialistic war
Ever since watching Platoon as a kid I've had a weird fascination with getting drafted and going to war. It would probably fulfill some subconscious desire even though I would be absolutely terrified
>Turkey attacks NATO
>NATO simply deactivates the atoms of any incoming nukes
>Russia looks on in horror at this atom-deactivation technology
>a new arms race to reactivate and deactivate atoms ensues
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>81363422
If I have a college degree will they make me a lt?
>>81363422
Thank God for bad hearing
>>81366232
Fuck China, I agree about Russia though.
>>81363033
>Turkey attacks NATO
Who /undraftable/ here?
>>81363033
>>Turkey attacks NATO
>>Entire western world retaliates
>>Russia gets in on this
>>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
>>China invades Taiwan
>>North Korea attempts to invade South Korea with the help of China
>China tries to take SEA
>US and China duke it out
>Hirohito allows for Japanese soldiers again
>Japan fights Chinese with Japanese mechs alongside the Americans in the South China Sea
>(((chaos intensifies)))
>Sweden sells stuff to everyone, leans back and watches the show
>Profit
Lets do this. Sven needs a new car.
>>81363994
This is literally what happened in the 60s and we ended up with millennials as their genetically defective offspring.
>>81363422
mfw 20 and never signed up for the draft
>>81366123
It depends on the environment, Checkem republic
Turkey is a NATO ally why would they attack Nato?
This explains why all NATO member countries were happy the coup failed.
Globalists working against us lads.
>>81363422
lol I have a 4 year college degree in English Lit
I'll be a commanding officer while the rest of you fucks are cannon fodder
>>81367198
Your country will be a Caliphate by then
>>81364033
I am not educated on the branches involved in a draft but don't other parts of the military have higher age limits? (Like marines/army/air force/etc all have different ones no?)
>>81363422
Already served 4+4 ;)
>>81363422
gonna be 25 in october, d-do I have time senpai?
>>81363422
Good thing I am an only child.
>>81363033
Cool story bra
>>81363422
By January of next year i'll be 26... would they draft me?
>Turkey attacks NATO
With what? This is very unrealistic as they like Europe
>Russia gets in on this
Unlikely
>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
Russian influence isn't that big
>China invades Taiwan
Taiwan is apart of China, there is no difference. It's like Hawaii to USA
>North Korea attempts to invade South Korea with the help of China
North Korea would never risk invading and China is just a trade partner they're not going to risk their entire country for bullshit
>>81367326
>lit major
>commanding officer
Delusion much?
>>81367395
>Your country will be a Caliphate by then
Any country with less than 70% blue eyes should shut the fuck up, Tyrone.
>>81365494
But for how much longer. Also I'd be willing to bet that any hopes Turkey had of joining the EU are now in the trash.
>>81364090
Well you take the women homos and trannys,
might as well take the retards too.
>>81363243
god please happen
Post yfw you are witnessing the end
>>81363422
Oh god thank you. Yes please.
>>81367326
>Direct Commission Officers (DCOs) are civilians who have special skills needed for military operations. These are usually individuals who have earned professional degrees in fields such as medicine, law, religious studies, engineering or intelligence. Groups such as the Judge Advocate General’s (JAG) Corps, Chaplain Corps and Medical Corps frequently employ DCOs.
They won't give a shit about your lit degree.
>tfw have BSE degree
>>81363422
Too old, too fat, too docile, too lazy.
Time for Chad and Stacy to fight for me.
>>81368125
lol jk I actually have a BSEE
>>81367270
when needed theyll force you so it doesnt matter
>>81365074
Fucking cheaper?
>>81368182
You laugh now until the Gov. requisitions all your anime to keep Japan docile after they quench their inert bloodlust
>>81368544
Joke's on them, I don't even into anime.
>>81367198
>Islamic coup in Sweden
>Sweden becomes Swedanistan and falls into a regressive era of mandatory kebabs and ficki ficki session.
The UK will be the one selling the weapons and loans to the warring nations.
Man i feel bad for the 3000 turkish soldiers arrested yesterday, they are so fucked!
>>81363422
Come and get me lmao
>>81363542
This. It's fun to freak out on here and all, but the Turkey happening reached it's apex already.
>>81363033
>North Korea
China hates NK man. They're too crazy.
>>81368816
Was getting caught part of their plan?
>>81368816
don't worry it's a
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|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|]
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>81368816
Is.... Is that CIA standing there?
>>81368816
Yeah they def look like they know they fucked up
>>81368816
It's fucking CIA
>>81369083
I don't think so
>>81369126
Did you see that HORDE of mudslime walking down the streets and pulling the military out of their tanks? shit was crazy!
>>81369083
kek
>>81363422
I am too old, put me in a factory or something.
>>81363422
Can't wait honestly
>>81369373
>implying we make anything anymore
Let the Mexicans do it, they're renowned for their quality products, right?
NUCLEAR ARMED F16s INBOUND
>>81369316
he looks like a young Baba
>>81363422
>tfw youre too old to fight
>tfw Trump will be a wartime leader
>>81369608
yeah, kind of
>>81364444
PRAISE KEK GOD
>>81369774
Only Nick 2 and Mussolini got truly BTFO from this list right? Hitler doesn't count because he killed himself
>>81369316
Also the poor lad is probably dead by now, they made a mistake by not shooting the civilians, it was full of allahu anyway
>>81369562
I bet within a year we could be up and running like the good old days. Total War is a very intense industry, just think if we can wreck the whole world, we might get another hundred years on top.
>>81370104
Does Franz Ferdinand count as btfo?
>>81363422
lol im legit too crazy to be drafted
>>81363033
Why would Russia take Georgia, they are already our puppets since like 2010.
>>81370371
Franz Joseph* after all, his empire was destroyed and the man himself died during the war.
>>81363422
Jokes on you, i was already planning on joining the officer ranks next summer when i graduate college
>>81367669
No.
>>81367265
so being born before the 70s makes you a millenial
fucking retard
>>81363422
I'm fine with this
>>81369774
>Marine Le Pen
Ow if only this was possible...
But there is no way for her to win, we are to cucked to vote for her.
>>81370190
oh sheeeeit, someone lied to me? It's not a religion of peace?
>>81367265
Except we now have the knowledge of where they went wrong, to do it right. Third reich here we come.
>>81369774
What is Assad doing there together with Erdo, aren't they the worst enemies ever.
>>81370190
>they made a mistake by not shooting the civilians
This. Probably one of the most pathetic coup attempts in history.
>>81370837
Have hope, we all thought the bongs were too cucked to vote leave.
>>81363033
>>Russia gets in on this
Why would we?
You do not go to Black Sea, we do not give a fuck about your nato failing again.
>>81369774
>Putin and Assad allying with Turkey
>>81368754
The UK is filled with shitskins though. They don't even need to invade your capital to take it over, for fuck's sake, they've already got it. Even the god damn mayor is a muslim.
>>81368816 >>81369083 >>81369330
>>81369138 >>81369297
just heard a jet flying over
>>81363033
what is happening to his hair
>>81363033
YES!
YES!
BRING IT!
BLOOD NOW!
>>81367326
Do you want to text your enemies to death or bore the shit out of them when you read your essay about "Moby Dick"?
>>81363033
>Russia to take shitty EE countries
Oh shit not again!
>>81363033
I should probably have gone to the dentist for a wisdom tooth removal. I really hope I don't need to Tom Hank the shit out of my teeth after the war has turned all into shit.
No wait, radiation solves that problem. My teeth will just fall out.
>ready
>>81367326
>lol I sucked up a student loan burden ha ha
>lol I'm going to be a major target while the rest of you have to remain in your death camps like stupid weenies
it must suck to be that dense
everything bad that happens to you is of course some sort of magical lesson on magic justice and everything good is of course your magical reward for your magical selfishness and dewy innocence
<puking intensifies>
>>81363422
FUCKING READY DOG!! By the time it happens ill have a degree and i'll enlist before I get drafted to get a better job!
FUCKING PSYCHED DOG
>>81363033
>screenshot this
>implying there will be an internet for me to repost this
>>81363422
I'll be 35 enjoy getting what you deserve you fucking faggot millenials.
>>81363422
good thing ill be in NZ, no way in hell im flying back to the states if they call in a draft
>>81374144
Team best korea is so fucked
>>81363033
>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
wait what you fuckin cunt?
>>81364378
They already are infesting Vancouver to the north - this is probable
>>81363422
>If you are an American citizen between 18 and 25, you will be drafted shortly after the inauguration of the next president.
>Turn 25 in October
fuck and I only needed another year to dodge it
>>81363033
FFS fuck off
>>81375836
MODS
>>81375926
>German education
>>81367270
> never signed up for the draft.
Ive got some bad news for you bud...
if you're white you should consider immigrating to australia. we only stop the boats not the planes. our country is surrounded by dangerous seas and has an excellent climate with no frequent major weather threats (ie tornadoes or hurricanes). our country is still majority white and has plenty of room yet to be built on. also the wildlife is incredibly diverse and beautiful and you wont get bit on the ass by a brown snake while sitting on the dunny, that's just a meme.
>>81363422
>tfw 26
>tfw never gf
>got rejected from a position as a cart pusher
>tfw not good enough to get drafted
>>81376446
Is Victoria Bitter actually good or is that just bullshit like people saying Coors is good? This affects my decision.
>>81363033
>Turkey attacks nato
>Nope
Screencap this
>>81376446
> immigrating to Australia
> lindseylohanspittingdrink.mp4
>>81366596
Highly underrated
>>81363422
>waiting for the draft
If they ever bring it back I'd gladly enlist
>>81367187
Aspergers, bad back, and more stubborn than any drill has ever seen. Try and draft me. I care you.
>>81363033
None of that would have the scope to trigger WW3 numbnuts. You need a ripple that pulls in at least 2 major nations on opposing sides. Everything you listed would pit one shithole against major powers.
Make no mistake, China would not support N Korea.
>>81364336
59xx? I'm a DEP Poolee and I leave in sept, my MOS will be electronics maintenance.
>>81376727
VB is alright on my opinion, far from my beer of choice though.
>>81363422
for trump? sure thing
for hillary? would you look at that? i have terrible feet, knees, and cardio
>>81377201
What is your beer of choice? All we get from Australia is Foster's and it's just a shitty meme beer.
>>81372175
The PM was right! It was CIA!!
Thread reminder to watch Threads.
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>>81377492
Guinness
I could drown in that beautiful black shit
>>81363033
Not until the 23rd at least, im getting my bike worked on
>>81375615
>first vancouver brigade goes to Seattle to prepare for Chinese landing
>Toronto marauding party goes south and burns the white house for old times sake
Haha not in Nato fuckers
I'll keep shitposting in /pol/ while you are fighting against chinese
Who is willing to spy for us against Turkey to get those launch codes?
>>81363422
>DDA
>glasses
>gay
>won't even have citizenship by that time
Yeah nah.
>>81375575
Man, Rares are comming out of the woodwork for this happening.
Why would Russia get in on this? Why the fuck would Russia support Turkey?
>>81364413
tell them you have thoughts of suicide. show them you are mentally unstable.
>>81363422
FUUUUUCKK. I'm 18. Be honest, Trump or Hillary, which one gives me a better shot at living? I like living.
>>81377492
fat yak
>>81378129
Sam?
>>81378129
trump, hillary would probably on purposely weaken the military with budget cuts and order stand downs all the time
trump would be full on do or die
>>81378353
Not to mention under Trump we'd be at least allied with Russia.
>>81367270
So you never applied for a driver's licence.
>>81378353
Hillary is a tried and true warhawk, Trump actually seems less inclined to throw us into a fight.
>>81367759
>those statistics
Not for much longer, Muhammad
>>81378488
at that point either no one would fuck with us or we would wipe them off the map like what should have been done already
>>81378622
that was before she was attempting presidency
she's a globalist plant.
they tell her to kill the american military she does it
Look, I don't want to die, but I'd rather I die in a worldwide conflict using guns and bombs than the whole world die in a nuclear Armageddon.
>>81366890
Literally kek't.
>>81364413
>Not wanting to go into the military
>>81363422
>tfw just turned 30
Prior service though, hope that wouldn't fuck me
>>81367187
I'd straight up dodge such a shit. No fucks given. College or whatever it takes, I'm not going to go die for these corrupt plays on the world stage.
I'd only fight to defend my home.
>>81375575
hey, you're pretty rare.
>>81367829
Aka the marines lawl
I had my testicle removed due to cancer 2 months ago, now I'm doing regular checkups and scans in case it comes back. Also I can't smell. What are the chances I'll be drafted?
>>81365427
I kind of agree
>>81363422
Does being in college help you escape the draft, or am I fucked?
>>81378996
>Wanting to die for ZOG
>>81363422
Trumps war and I'll enlist
everyone does realize our armed forces is so large at this point draft is a pipe dream right?
>>81366596
How the fuck is that gonna work with all the combat bitches? I don't want to be under a bitch unless she's riding me. I printed my draft card out just so I could have it ready for the coming fun.
>>81363033
>(SCREENSHOT THIS)
You don't know shit nihger. This is Facebook-tier attention whoring.
>haha cannot wait for my prediction of ww3 to come true it'll be epic xd
Kill yourself shitskin
would they enlist a high school dropout?
>Implying NATO is not invincible
>Turkey attacks NATO
Wat
>>81363033
>Turkey attacks NATO
>>81369774
>Putin allying with fucking Turkey over Trump.
>>81363422
>shortly after the inauguration of the next president
>6 months from now
Shit will either go down now or blow over
>>81363033
Nothing is happening. Stop wasting your time on non-events and actually go do something useful, so you can help your country if there's a real war coming.
Whole turkish army already arrested by isis lovers, thanks allies turkey goes to islamic shit now
>>81380354
>implying it wasn't already islamic shit
>>81373226
keked mightily
>>81363422
I'll volunteer before I get drafted.
better crowd.
>>81370190
It was an Islamist coup.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fethullah_G%C3%BClen
Kemalists wouldn't have staged such a shit attempt.
why do nukes need launch codes?
Cant you just put the missle in a plane and alahu akbar it into your target?
>>81376446
definitely something I'd consider. Although your sjws are just as bad as ours
>>81380639
quiet karut
just gonna fucking tell everyone our plan?
>>81380605
>such a shit attempt
It almost workied
>>81380639
not how it works. Need to trigger fission. C'mon man you're German
Any real updates on this situation? I'm getting tired of skimming through all these redundant threads.
>>81380852
Nothing is happening.
>>81363033
>>81368754
>>>Turkey attacks NATO
>>>Entire western world retaliates
>>>Russia gets in on this
>>>Takes Georgia and other shitty Eastern European countries
>>>China invades Taiwan
>>>North Korea attempts to invade South Korea with the help of China
>>China tries to take SEA
>>US and China duke it out
>>Hirohito allows for Japanese soldiers again
>>Japan fights Chinese with Japanese mechs alongside the Americans in the South China Sea
>>(((chaos intensifies)))
>>Sweden sells stuff to everyone, leans back and watches the show
>>Profit
>Islamic coup in Sweden
>Sweden becomes Swedanistan and falls into a regressive era of mandatory kebabs and ficki ficki session.
>England declares independence from the Earth
>Fucks off and colonises some shitty planet far away
>Watching it all play out in deep space
>Spain takes a seat and watch how everyone kills themselves
>>81380852
It's pretty much over m8... For now.
Odds that Erdogan gets fucked with again are pretty high I'd say. He seems like an unpopular leader
>>81380925
There was an attempted coup and key personnel were arrested. The Turkish government may have said that they have regained "total control," but that doesn't mean that the situation is over.
>>81363422
Vunderbar, I will proudly serve my nation.
>>81371825
We're going to kill you
>>81380441
Isis coup on turkey now
>>81372175
Sorry. I must have missed this.
Can somebody explain to me the significance of this?
