RAF member here
Just got the call to return to base imminently
wtf...
get ur willy out m8
>>81350044
stick your finger in your arse and jump around
RCN member here.
Just got orders to hop in my combat canoe and paddle out the St. Lawrence.
It's happening.
>>81350044
Get your blades out of the bin m8, it's time to kill some roaches.
Just got orders to retrieve my moose musket and cap off the syrup stockpile. Looks like things are escalating.
>>81350303
Upstate New York here.
Have seen armored attack beavers swimming up the river, can confirm.
>>81350141
it's the only soluton
Its happening the jews want to see millions of white man die so they can create Greater Israel
>>81350044
Yo post your cock as proof, Australia did in the other thread don't let them 1 up you
>>81350442
Got some bad news for people against the Crown Weed King of Canada.
Check out these new prototypes.
inb4 faggots spamming ITS HAPPENING
WAR
WE ARE GOING TO WAR
RCMP here.
Orders are to mount a moose and crash the nearest Tim Horton's. Will need all the doughnuts we can get.
Shit seems to be going down. Details to follow.
![ann-sellors-gif[1].gif_w=650.gif](https://i.imgur.com/SQwYYWJ.gif "ann-sellors-gif[1].gif_w=650.gif")
ATTACK WARNING RED
>ATTACK WARNING RED
ATTACK WARNING RED
>>81350575
why the fuck is your flag a pokeball
>>81350044
Actual RAF member. Not been recalled. Enjoy your stand down lads it's not happening... Yet.
>>81350688
show us your willy then
>>81350044
what RAF base you been called to?
>>81350428
Can confirm. I got orders from Justin to let myself be killed. That way we win.
>>81350044
Russian tactical nuke forces here
we are almost out of our last fucking vodka supplies
this might be the last time i get to speak with you
may the gods have mercy
>>81350639
I've been told there's a Crescent Coup happening in Quebec. They've raided all the Timmies there for crescents
>>81350044
>>81350044
>RAF member here
lies
>>81350141
>be Service member
>have to prove it by showing your willy while in uniform.
Turkish jets reported flying over Moscow
French helicopters are circling the White House!
Polish tanks have entered Argentina!
Jewish bankers have taken over Wallstreet!
Scottish sheep are flocking 10 downing street!
Nigerian F35 jets reportedly circling the Eiffel tower!
British battleships have entered Berlin!
Danish forces are liberating China
Japanese mechs are patrolling Sweden!
Ethiopian aircraft carriers approaching New York
Cuban blimps over Tokyo!
Mexican marines landing in Taiwan
Horsham air guard station is scramblling all jets
Stormcloak infiltrators spotted in Solitude!
Italian Cavalry tresspassing in France ! Expected to be in Paris next year !
Mongolian cavalry encircle Tokyo!
Madagascar has closed its seaport.
New Zealand air force is invading Australia!
Japanese Samurai closing in on Israel!
Bernie has entered Venezuela with a red Audi R8
Polish calvary has made first contact with wehmarcht armored corps
Arstotzkan space marines crushing Kolechia.
Corbyn is joining the bullingdon club
Mongolian horsemen reported invading Canada
Czech mercenaries storm the Kremlin wall!
Uzbekistani paratroopers have surrounded Madrid!
Eskimo frogmen have seized Whitehall!
>>81350044
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>>81350044
that picture is from the turkish bridge and was widely circulated
this thread is bullshit
>>81350044
>>81350688
Get out your dicks, kek demands it
>>81350788
also member??? fucking member??? its not a club you actual retard
do try harder OP, maybe you're not ready for pol, stay with /b/ and /mlp/ a bit longer
>Claiming to be an RAF member without posing your benis in uniform
>>81350877
>all these events
Am I playing a Paradox game? Christ.
Just got a call from my boss. I'm fired for being a fatass basement faggot who spends my days shit posting on a Northern Pacific islanders Gundam creation website.
>>81350885
Can confirm. I spoke with OP, and he's actually David Icke, who's actually Hillary Clinton, who's actually a small blue triangle.
This is as real as a fake thread gets boys.
It's happening.
SAS here -- as proven by my flag -- and I have been instructed to remove any "echoes" in and around Turkey.
I have yet to be informed what an "echo" is, but I shall remain poised to find out.
>>81350851
The aussie soldier did it in the other thread
Cub scouts of situate Rhode Island, troop 6060609, reporting for duty.
Who are we hating today?
>>81350877
>Nigerian F35 jets reportedly circling the Eiffel tower!
>Implying the F35 could ever fly long enough to circle the Eiffel tower
>>81351047
THIS
AUSTRALIA > U.K FOREVER
>>81350044
>DOUBLE DOUBLES
THIS BETTER BE REAL, KEK.
Salvation Army worker here
DING-DING! DING-DING!
DING!
>>81350831
just drain the alcohol out of the suspension of the tanks that are escorting you and stop being such a whinny ninny
POST DICK
>>81350044
French reservist here, just received a call to go to the nearest base and follow order, it was a pre-recorded message closing on "This is not an exercise, bring a large white piece of fabric and a quran"
>>81350877
>Madagascar has closed its seaport
EVERY FUCKING TIME GOD DAMN IT
>>81351508
Kek
>1 post by this ID
India here. Im going to sleep
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>>81350672
That movie turned me from a rabid Kek follower into scared shitless about the potential reality of nuclear war right quick.
A bunker filled with years supply of food doesn't sound like a bad investment.
>>81352221
Just unleash nuclear fire on pakis please.
>>81352221
Pajeet pls.
>>81350877
>Jewish bankers have taken over Wallstreet!
Now that's nonsense
ill just watch the livestream, good luck lads
Soldier of the First order here.
Been called to base
apparently Rebels are nearby
KEK wants to see the fireworks
>>81350303
>>81350442
Kekn' hard m8s
>>81350877
Did you make an Elite-style random text generator for this?
hello I work near a USAF base, Ive just seen (heard) 2 squadrons of f-15's fly off with 2 F35's from their base, maybe more.
i see them all day, but never 2 squadrons, 16 in total, 18 with the F35's, they never fly on Saturday never, worried?
>>81350044
Rien A Foutre
>>81353288
That trooper has some nice pants.
>>81353406
fake
F35 is not in operational duty
>>81352221
POO
>>81350877
>>81350044
TURN ON CNN
>>81353537
Thanks, It's standard Issue
>>81350044
>1 post by this ID
>>81350877
>Bernie has entered Venezuela with a red Audi R8
i remember that shit kek
>>81353785
Why aren't you at your post?
>>81353785
In Arizona , armored attack coyotes are patrolling Maricopa county , can confirm.
>>81353950
RTB as we speak.
>>81350044
That's weird. I just saw 2 other threads but with Canadians saying the same shit.
>>81354156
those were trolls you imbecile
>>81350831
This war will be the reignition of a Russian-American brotherhood that will last for centuries.
DEUS VULT!!!!
>>81354156
There was an Epic Aussie post too >>81347718
>>81354156
Because it's fake, fucking summerfag
>>81353567
This
They have not entered squadron service. Still officially under test
>>81351201
Interesting
Which thread?
>>81353567
Im sorry, F22's, not 35's
and not fake you cretin, I live right next fucking door to them
>>81350044
Which base? Akrotiri?
Two F-16's have just taken off from Galena.
>>81350877
>RNZAF invades aussie
As a member of the RNZAF i can confirm we only have 5 serviceable aircraft left. 3 harvards, an avenger, and the very first bell 47 Sioux off the production line
>>81350877
>Jewish bankers have taken over Wallstreet!
So... A normal day in New York?
>>81354905
Mildenhall/Lakenheath?
>>81350877
why poland? why?!
we are white brothers
>>81350303
West Coast reporting in. I've just been told to return to my million dollar crack shack and defend mainland Chinese nationals with nothing but a $1.25 liter of gas. WTF
>>81350877
>Jewish bankers have taken over Wallstreet!
wait a minute
>>81355499
>Be me
>Lefftenant in Her Majesty's 7th Royal Australian Shitsignals Regiment at Borneo Barracks
>Emergency mobilization, called into command dugout and briefed on possible severe emu outbreak in the Dungwalla Badlands
>Go to check on my platoon, make sure the fairy bread rations are secure
>Find some cunt waving his dingo around with his phone out in the back of my Bushmaster
>"Fuckin hell Private Shitepoaste, what in the bloomin' onion're ya doin puttin' yer shrimp on the barbie at a time like this?"
>"Lefftenant Cunte! I was just photopicin' me wallaby cause some lebos on a Burmese hieroglyphic forum asked me ta, m8!"
>mfw
