>Married to Mary Magdalene
>Loyal husband, holds a successful job as a carpenter provides for her
>All of a sudden she gets impregnated by an invisible "God" and they are banished
>Even hotels won't let them in forced to sleep with cows and sheep and shit
>She gives birth to Jesus, he looks nothing like Joseph and has darker Mediterranean features
>Forced to take care of him and raise him despite not being his son
Was Joseph a cuck?
>>81348884
>married to mary magdalene
>atheist intellectuals
The Holy Mother is not the Same as Mary Magdalene
>>81348884
Yes, he was the original cuck. Christcucks literally idolize a cuckspawn with daddy issues and a whore mother.
>>81348884
Pretty much, the bible is really a story of epic cuckoldry amongst the reigning elite of the day. Since many of these elite couldn't accept the reality of the situation they were forced to embellish their worlds beyond all comprehension. Talking snakes, 800 year old men, immaculate conception...an ancient soap opera taken literally by billions of people today. Caesar was cucked by Mark Anthony through Cleopatra which was where baby Jeebus came from, Joseph was out at the farm and into bestiality.
>>81348884
The Blessed Virgin and Mary Magdalene aren't the same Mary.
>Mary Magdalene is the the Mother of God
>Married to Joseph before the Annunciation
>"God" in quotes as though he wasn't really Christ's Father
>inserting details we don't know, like whether Jesus had "darker Mediterranean features"
>Joseph was forced to take care of Jesus
wew, you coulda at least researched for this shitpost.
>>81349198
>Not married then
>She has a kid out of marriage not his that he has to raise
My christfags that sounds even better.
>>81348884
>Mary Magdalena
That was one of Jesus' friends, not his wife you stupid fedora atheist.
>>81349436
go read the book before you criticize it.
>>81349198
>>81349314
>>81349363
Christcucks are defending this
>>81349572
Mom* not wife
>>81349581
I just finished Harry Potter again I'm good with fiction for a while.
>>81349735
or at least watch based mel gibson's cinematic portrayal of it if you're illiterate.
>>81348884
Wow dude, as an atheist I must say you are pretty fucking retarded.
>>81349892
Dude if I watch Harry Potter the movie it doesn't make the book real.
>>81350049
the only fiction here is your sexlife
>>81349653
Mary Magdalene was the sister of Lazarus, not the one who gave birth to Christ.
>>81350503
it's a troll thread. just ignore it. if you have to post, sage in the options field
>>81350463
Maybe so but at least I'm not a christfag.
>>81349653
Defending what? I'm cool with atheists, not my concern what you choose to believe/not believe. You still got your Mary wrong.
>>81348884
>Married to Mary Magdalene
You realize that Mary Magdalene was the prostitute that Jesus befriended right and not his mother.
And the Joseph is a cuck meme is fuckin old.
the immaculate conception stuff came up after Jesus died to tie it in with already existing myths about other shit.
Joseph wasn't a cuck in real life. If Joseph was even called Joseph.
>>81351083
>virgin birth is the immaculate conception
>atheist intellectuals
>mary magdalene
stopped reading there
>>81349198
kek
>>81351293
>tfw you realize 99% of people know jack shit about doctrine
The West is fucked.
>>81350686
>I'm a lonely retarded virgin
>A-at least I'm not a white married Christian!
>>81352296
>Implying everyone here isn't a virgin
I'm not shocked christfags are trying to push more lies here.
>>81349198
>not married to her
Burger intellectuals everyone.
>>81353652
holy shit.
>>81350962
>any religious women is a prostitute
>*tips fedora
>>81348884
>Mary Magdalene
Atheshits are retarded.
>>81348884
The virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene were two different people, senpai.
>>81356598
It doesnt fuck matter Christ fags this is all bullshit
