Guys, I'm at Darwin and we just got an activation order, what the fuck is happening?
>>81347718
At 5:30 in the morning? Jesus fucking Christ.
Drill?
>>81347718
KEKS WILL MY FRIEND.
WAR IS APON US.
>>81347718
WW3
Timestamp bitch. If unavailable, show you giving a sideways thumbs up
>>81347718
Here's your (Roo)
>>81347868
I don't know man, they're not saying it's a drill but there's a shit ton of moving going on.
>>81347718
shitposting battalions are mobillising to help turkroaches maintain free access to 4chan.
Has Indonesia finally decided to try its luck?
>>81347718
Fucking knew something was going down what the fuck
Emus about to wreck you again, cunts.
lets go faggots
ww3,kek wills it
Can't time stamp no pen
hope you're ready to pay for any jokes about americans getting shot that you've made
>>81348385
Show your weapon.
daily reminder the australians did the french false flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xIIJolmhIU
>>81347718
May the spirit of Steve Irwin guide you to victory lad
>>81348385
Post your dick.
Kek, ex-military reporting in. It's nothing.
>>81348385
Shit, floorboards match.
What part of the military are you? Forgive me as I'm not familiar with the proper names, but General Infantry, Armor, Medical, Airforce/etc?
>>81348496
and your dick
>>81348385
rub hands show nose
>>81348561
As ex-military, how would you know it's nothing? Drill? Normal ceremony for 5:30?
>>81348385
Wheres that cock at M8
>>81348385
SHOW US YOUR BENIS OR THIS IS A HOAX
DO IT
KEK WILLS IT
Live near a retired RAF base used for training currently.
I have never seen any jets take off/land there, and I've seen 6 jets so far today go into land.
I don't wanna say its not happening, but something is going down.
Probably on some sort of heightened alert
>>81347718
The great shitposting war has started, you must out shitpost Canada
HAPPENING?
>>81347718
Fight for Is ra el
DIE for IsRaHELL
What happening? Should i get the happening gear ready?
>>81348496
>>81348642
same thing really
>>81347718
China recalled all of it's navy veterans. They're prepping to start a war in the South China Sea.
>>81348385
Stay strong brother!
>>81348496
Weapons are in lock up, heading there now.>>81348560
>>81349039
kek
>soldiers would know about WW3 before the mainstream media and the internet
Yeah OK. I'll believe it when it's on CNN.
HOLY SHIT!!!, AIR RAID SIRENS IN MELBOURNE NOW
>>81349039
the madman did it
>>81349039
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
FUCK I LOVE MY COUNTRY
>>81349039
IT' HAPPENING
>>81348385
Write it with blood.
>>81349039
You fucking wildman.
>>81349039
>not going to the happening with a raging erection
>>81349039
ayy
>>81349039
praise Australia
>>81349039
LOL BASED
>>81349120
Bullllshiiiiiiit.
>>81349039
piss m8
>>81349039
MADMAN
>>81349039
fucking australians
>>81349203
The benis came out its habbening
>>81349039
FUCKING STRAYA CUNT
DOG BLESS THIS NATION
>>81347718
THE LIBERATION OF CONSTANTINOPLE.
>>81348722
Because our shitty military does nothing. OP is a fag.
>>81349039
>this guy is defending your homeland
PRAISE KEK
>>81349039
◕ͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ AYYY
>>81349039
get some sun on that dick, m8
>>81349039
>he's legit
>>81349175
Thats the celt tactic. Didnt work against Romans though.
>>81349301
a true blue
>>81349039
Kicking off WW3 strong
>>81349039
small
>>81349275
Yeah, but why the fuck would there be *raid sirens* in *Melbourne*? Military man I'll believe, this other cunt not so much.
>>81349039
Is this dick average size?
>>81347718
Australian coup?
>>81348897
Wtf
>>81349039
Is this the last legendary thread?
>>81347718
>>81349039
Final test mate, post name of barracks with sideways thumbs up.
>I was stationed in Darwin, don't fuck this up.
>>81349175
OP going there with an erection while being around 100% men.. sounds pretty fuckin gay mang
>>81349039
Why are you not hard?
>>81349039
>Australians
>>81349039
>and that's how the third world war started, with the tip of an aussie weenie
>>81347718
Been there m8. It's boring doing guard detail.
>>81349039
I bet that fag regrets asking for it
>>81348897
Koji kurac
>>81349039
Thanks for the giggle Damo.
>>81349039
Fucking Australia making me kek.
>>81349039
newfound respect for autralians
DIGITS FOR DIGITS GOD
China just launched a massive drill.
The Emus are working with them to overthrow the Human government in Australia. Revenge for the Emucaust.
Kiss your arse goodbye.
>>81348524
underrated
Even if OP is just master-class troll, it was worth it just for the dick pic.
>>81349039
>>81349039
Here's what's happening
>Coup in Turkey fails
>President of Turkey is blaming a U.S. cleric who is currently in the U.S.
>President of Turkey wants the cleric to be extradited (we all know that's not going to fucking happen)
>Turkey will probably hold U.S. citizens and personnel hostage.
>We go to war with Turkey and Australia helps.
Thanks for helping guys :)
>friends stationed in japan
>"Dude, we're going to war with N. Korea"
>>81349039
kek. australians truly dont give a fuck
>>81347718
Emu war 2?
>>81349039
Fucking hell m8
Good luck on whatever happens.
>>81349532
>>81349406
My dida gave me the jacket and patch.
FUCK
WE'RE RIGHT NEXT TO TURKEY AND WE'RE IN NATO
FUCK
DON'T FAIL GALLIPOLI THIS TIME
Maybe we'll find out the day after tomorrow?
>/pol/ hates fags
>loses their shit when a dick gets posted on here
all of you are faggots
>>81349039
femanon here. that is a tip top sausage chubber. maximum approval.
>>81349039
I so highly envy your uncircumcised dick
What weapons are you usually armed with?
>>81349039
Thanks m8
I gotta fucking run guys, we're getting briefed right now, I'll fill you in if I can.
>>81349115
... You believe what's on CNN. That's a problem.
>>81349660
Out of all people who why Australians help?
GALLIPOLI 2 CONFIRMED
CAN THE SHITPOSTERS REDEEM THEMSELVES?
>>81349862
A scoped boomerang usually I'd presume
>>81349803
Time for Greater Bulgaria
>>81349039
If I die in the fire tonight my final memory of the happening will be a shitposting aussie and his dick
>>81349803
literally nobody has an interest in bothering with bulgaria
we'll be fine
>>81349859
Do they mutilate children in Slovenia too?
>>81349039
Australians always delivering.
>>81349891
Be safe good luck
>>81349039
and that's how I will remember WIII
>>81347718
>Turkey/Emu alliance
Well we should have expected that.
>>81349862
>>81349039
The Emu Slayer.
>>81349660
>Australia invades turkey
Cos that worked out great last time...
>>81349891
im sure you will :P
OP dead? did he get caught?
Maybe australia vs china?
>>81349862
Drop bears
>>81349909
revenge for gallipoli
>>81349909
USA is a major ally, we will blindly follow them into any conflict because they're the only thing protecting us from the rest of the world.
>>81349891
>I'll fill you in if I can.
Kek.
>>81349660
Wow... Kek works in mysterious ways...
>>81349039
Oh fuck its actually real.
>>81347718
A shame many will die for the greed of the jew. We can only hope those against the jew will win.
>>81349039
>End of the world is happening
>Someone says show your dick
>Aussie pulls his out and says
>Now what guys?
>>81349660
Add to that war games winding up Russia.
And China getting uppity over the water rights.
It's looking interesting for the yanks.
>>81350070
damn right you will
>>81347718
The British are coming to take your country back in the name of Her Majesty.
Stay indoors and watch the seas.
>>81349891
God bless you, protect your dick from emus
>>81347718
You've just received an award
>>81349909
We actually kbow how to blow shit up without a drone.
>>81349975
No,i'm just of Bosniak parentage
>>81347718
WW3 is starting. Be safe, anon.
>>81347718
VIDEO: Kurds & Alevis defend their neighborhoods in Gazi as Islamists attack their communities #Turkey - @sergermed
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754399733674864640
Oi m8, do the bong symbol with your hand
Probs half of the army havs taken dick pics
>>81349039
W W 3
W
3
>>81349039
>>81349039
>WWIII is about to begin and the Australians will still keep shitposting until the end of days
Never change
>>81349039
Is that your 12.7mm?
>>81349039
God bless you fucking aussies
>>81349039
Put me in the screen capture :)))
>>81349039
>limp dick in uniform
Eternal anglo, probably homo
>>81350018
Yeh they have a track record with birds.
>>81349039
That's a lot of foreskin
>>81349039
Replying to epic post. Godspeed you glorious shitposter.
>>81349891
>the emus are invading again
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
LAST ONE BEFORE THE END
THIS SHIT WILL BE ON HISTORY BOOKS
>>81350342
>Eternal anglo, probably homo
Only Germans get erections when surrounded by other men.
>>81349039
checked
>>81350242
mrs busanc
>>81348763
Didn't you say the exact same thing last night?
>>81349039
> uncut
fucking disgusting, I can smell it from here.
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING ISNT IT??????
Put me in screen cap so I can see it on le reddit later.
postan in epic bread
>>81347718
T*rkroach invasion m8
Good luck, hopefully they have as much trouble with the emus as you did
>>81349299
kek
>we feel you
So is this decent evidence that there is a happening right now?
>>81349039
Never change Australia.
>wherever I go I must also shitpost
>>81349039
>I want in on this screen cap.
Strayra's got a fucking chub on! Best go pound some cockroach ass
>>81350381
compared to yours kike.
>>81349039
>Child opens up a history textbook 40 years from now
>>81349039
THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT
>>81349039
If blessed by KEK i'm in screencap
Also Intermarium WHEN?
Bless your soul Australian shitposter. The way you can both serve your country and shitpost on this board is nothing short of inspiring.
I have a feeling this is an elaborate ruse but congrats based auzzie cunt for making me laugh.
>>81349790
Noice
>>81349039
Good luck shitposting all over the world
>>81350381
for you
>>81349039
>he actually posted his benis
>>81349039
No homo
>>81349039
MADMAN
>>81350584
he missed out on the oppertunity to refer to it as a 12.7mm
>>81349039
Fucking Australians, kek
>>81350381
for you
>>81349891
stay safe anon
>>81349039
>>81349039
Damn right
>>81350635
You're thai
Do ladyboys count as homo?
>>81348385
>no pen
Just killed your entire section ladm8
>>81349120
Fucking record it you twat
>>81350018
We just need to do it with out own plan instead of the bongs
>thanks Winston
>>81350528
Decent evidence? No. But there's a benis in uniform. What more could you ask for, really?
>>81349909
I had a SFC tell me the Australian special forces were more badass than the Israeli and German kinds. That's some scary praise from an operator.
>>81350630
Lol dutchfag so high that even your flag is fogged up
>>81349039
Im still waitin for that weapon aussie
>>81350473
>american in charge of not washing his dick
Fucking disgusting scum. At least rub your dirty asshole with some soap once a week.
>>81349039
The absolute madman!
Lord KeK bless will protect you.
>>81349039
Really makes you think huh...
>>81349891
Stay safe chubbo
>>81350795
KILL THE IRAQI!
>>81350381
the more the better, faggot
>>81349377
>>81350342
>2 german replies
>both complain about size implying it would only barely stimulate their asses
You are so homo, Turkey.
@Strayan brother: Kill and rape as many musloids as you can. Godspeed.
>>81349039
What a legendary move Australia, you never fail.
No but seriously, why are so many people getting called in all of a sudden?
>>81350725
If they wearing a skirt, no. we call it boi pucci for reason.
I am sleeping in my gear tonight just in case
I hear this tomorrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENHpFkKiyrU
>>81349039
fucking shit Australia!
>add me into the screencap
>>81349039
God Bless Australia.
>>81350811
>Im still waitin for that weapon aussie
Read his posts, he's gone in for briefing.
>>81349039
AUSTRALIA PLEASE
>>81349120
>MELBOURNE
https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/4t6321/succession_of_loud_noises/
>>81349377>>81350070
We you guys
>>81350894
>tfw the germans invade on 1st monday of the month at noon
>nobody suspects a thing
>>81349039
>violating opsec
>with your dick
Post your face when the nukes are launched all over the world.
>>81349039
Really makes you think
>>81350891
>>81350635
Sweet.
>>81350138
>It's looking interesting for the yanks.
Oh don't get too comfy there, Nigel.
>>81349039
This is an abstract kind of shiposting
>>81349039
fuck i love australians
>>81349039
TOPKEK
>>81349039
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP SENPAI MY SIDES AHAHAHAH
>>81349848
Just a dick m8. If you're afraid of seeing it, then perhaps you have some closeted feelings?
>>81350955
>>81350811
his dick is a 12.7mm weapon
>>81350891
>>81350635
Source for the pics you're posting?
>>81351022
We might
I've consulted with kek and confirmed it is not happening.
>>81348419
Underrated
>>81349848
>Projecting in 2016
>>81349039
Hot
anon was here
>>81350987
>brunswick
probably arabs shooting each other
>>81350848
I'm a Kurd, you'll probably need us if you went in a war with Turkey
>>81349039
hmmmmmm
makes you think
really
>>81349039
I'll make sure to study this dick and know it well, so that I wont accidentally kill you at the landing beaches.
see you, space shitposter
>>81351043
>>81349115
Fucking leafs actually think this way.
>>81350473
Some people actually wash their dicks
>>81349039
Never change, Straya
>>81351132
Google turtle fish paint jinx
>>81349039
Get a boner faggot
>>81349039
postan in an epic bread
>>81351238
He's American
>>81349039
>>81349039
roasting in epic head
>>81351222
Are you in northern Iraq?
(nice trips btw)
>>81349039
THE MAD MAN HIMSELF.
PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT.
>>81351248
Danke.
So it really was Jinx. Thought it might have been, but I'm disappointed it wasn't an original character.
>>81351043
Include me in /r/4chan sc pls
>>81351043
I will most likely die in the nuclear blast while shit posting /pol/.
>>81349964
The fire rises
>>81349039
Anon is great, have fun shooting kebab. Do not forget to go back home after.
>>81347718
Best wishes Ausbro. Keep us posted!
>>81351337
>>81350987
>>81351214
Potentially a power relay issue, those things are loud as a motherfucker when the breakers pop.
>>81349039
wowee!
>>81349039
What a madman
so is ww3 about to happen or not? I need to know if i should use it as an excuse to call out of work.
>>81351043
>>81350572
Either this is all an elaborate ruse, or shit is gonna happen.
>>81349039
Put me in the screencap
>>81349039
Oh my fucking god
This is how it ends /pol/
With an Australian Benis
>>81349039
Holy kek
>>81350041
>>81350142
Yes, sir.
>>81349039
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP FFS.
