Has anyone here played either of the Hotline Miami games? If ya haven't I'll post a very basic run down of the concept.
>Bombing happens in California
>Millions of immigrants, mostly illegals, flood places like FLORIDA (really makes ya think) Hawaii, and various other yuuuge cities.
>As crime runs rampant from the immigrants a group called 50 Blessings is created to combat these immigrants.
>The organization calls it's members via their telephone and tells them something along the lines of "Hi, Dave here from the warehouse. We got a nasty infestation of rats in the squareblock 4. Be there at 8 PM". Giving them information on where to shit on the immigrants.
>People all around the country don animal masks and completely obliterate any gang of immigrants
Do you think that if shit gets bad enough an organization like this could rise? If shit doesn't get done about these immigrants and mudslimes people are going to get real fed up.
P.S. Wear pig masks please.
Things will get worse and nothing will get done.
That may have been the worst TL;DR of Hotline Miami I've ever read.
>>81347231
This
>>81347231
Give me a better one please, anon
Hotline Miami is a great game too
>>81347733
TLDR- everyone dies lol
>Mani Pardo is a the detective Miami deserves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VNp3qFXFpM
>>81347016
>Has anyone here played either of the Hotline Miami games?
Looking at your basic rundown, you haven't either.
>>81347016
Fantastic game
>>81347601
>>81347733
For the lazy fags here you go
http://hotlinemiami.wikia.com/wiki/Hotline_Miami_Wiki
>>81347965
I ruptured a disc in my back and I'm hopped up on pain meds I'm not 100% there faggot sukk me dikk
For the fags who are 2 lazy to actually go to the wiki for more info.
>Nigger got sent chicken head
>Gets call
>"Kill niggas"
>"k"
>Fags blown the fuck out
>Goes on to kill more faggots
>Finds grill when killing negros
>Rescues here and gives her dicklips while passed out or some shit it's been like 3 years since I played the game fukk you
>Kills more commies
>Some rat kills girl and shoots him
>R.I.P. Nigga
>get's coma'd
>Wakes up, escapes
>Shits on russia HQ
>Rip more niggas
>Kills dad
>Kills grand dad
>The end
Kill yourselves
>>81348408
>piercings
Go fuck yourself
>>81347016
hotline miami is a garbage series inferior to spider: rite of the shrouded moon in every way
they're basically the same game but spider is hands down better
>>81348719
Niggers have piercings dontcha know?
>>81348543
Did your boyfriend rupture them from fucking you too hard?
>>81348882
I prefer Dogshit emporium: the last cacaphony by EB games.
>>81348408
Hotline Miami movie when?
>>81349069
Only my dick is long enough to penetrate the bowels and poke the spinal cord you loser, so no.
>>81348882
>they're basically the same game
not even close faggot
HM is loved for its nuanced story and its gritty 80s aesthetic
and probably most of all for its soundtrack,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>>81349392
crystals is an objectively better song and even then flatline is the best hotline song
also if you haven't played spider you could just say that instead of trying to make people think you have
>>81349392
My son I think it was a funpost.
>>81349549
Roller Mobster is the best song and none of you niggles can convince me otherwise.
>>81349549
I don't have to play spider a quick look at a play through verifies they aren't even close to being the the same.
>objectively better song
musical tastes are subjective
All the M.O.O.N. tracks are great, even the ones not in the game, Hydrogen is just great cardio track.
>>81349555
you think someone would do that
go on the internet and tell lies
>>81350099
it's literally hotline with bugs
