REPOSTING THIS NOT ME
>LAST POST BEFORE I LOSE SIGNAL
>I AM A PERSONAL AID
IF YOU WANT ANYMORE OF A SOURCE CHECK THE NEWS WITHIN THE NEXT FEW HOURS
>U.S. TROOPS ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE
>U.S. CITIZENS ARE BEING ROUNDED UP
>THE U.S. CAUSED THIS
>NATO IS READY TO BACK TO U.S. IN AN ATTACK
>WE ARE HOLDING BACK OUT OF FEAR OF RUSSIA GETTING INVOLVED
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
>WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WW3
>THIS IS CAN NOT GO SUPPRESSED MUCH LONG DO TO U.S. CITIZENS CONTACTING FAMILY. THIS WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS SOON WITH A DECLARATION OF WAR.
>GET OUT OF MAJOR CITIES BEFORE THE PANIC.
>MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS.
The Happening of all happenings is upon us, anons. This is kek's only warning.
Ok.
REEEEEEE ROACHESSSSD
>>81342370
Oh please Kek... Let this be true!!
>>81342536
PRAISE HIM,
THE GLORY OF KEK BE UPON US!
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
ALL HAIL
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE HIM!
So how does Article 5 work when a NATO member declares war on another NATO member?
>>81343818
Tribunal I guess
Im not sure what OP is on about but I work at a bunker complex and they just put everyone on high alert and said that there would be a high probability of people being called in tomorrow
Who's rounding up citizens? Just in Turkey? lel
>Conflict News
try again
>>81343818
Every country flips a coin to see which side they are on.
When are the fucking losers and do nothings going to get conscripted? I'm waiting you fucking niggers. Call me.
>>81342370
You said this a few hours ago and guess what nothing fucking happened
>I am become kek, the destroyer of worlds
Who the hell is dumb enough to go to Turkey as a civilian?
Or France for that matter. My cousin was in Nice the other night, the dumbass.
>>81343818
You pick whoever will be most successful in the military conquest, your relations with that country, which country will benefit you economically.
>>81343818
Would anyone really side with turkey if the even join in (They wont, as no one in NATO DOES ANYTHING).
>>81345294
Do we flip a dollar, a euro or a shekel?
>>81345206
They just translate and regurgitate regular news.
>>81345474
it's keek
>>81342370
Yeah no that doesn't make any sense. Erdogan and Obama are friends. Nato loves Turkey just the way it is because of strategic position against Russia.
There's no way the US was involved you retard.
I hope things go south fast and we bomb the shit out of Turkey. Fuck Erdogan.
>>81345294
shit. we're ALWAYS on the loosing side
>>81342370
Fucking roleplayers stop shitting up this board!
I told you Turkey being involved in NATO was a bad idea. How can two countries with such opposing principles coexist in a military union?
>>81345206
Conflict was pretty reliable during Ukraine IIRC
>>81345642
>Erdogan and Obama are friends
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha
Literally only one post in that thread by the ID go deal with your happening withdrawal elsewhere
Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
>Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
>Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
>Holy shit Egypt blocks UN Security Council resolution to condemn the coup in Turkey.
>>81342370
No source not happening faggots
>>81342370
How fucking Arrogant is Edrogen?
Trying to piss off the US while shilling up
Russia?
Russia might like a turkey that is closer to them, but they aren't going to defend them if they aggressively attack a US base.
If anything, this would be a good time to feed Armenia some land...
>>81345206
>https://www.rt.com/news/351611-turkey-us-friend-coup/
They're not wrong
>>81342370
Well, I dont think that Obama will conflict with Erdogan. He will just give him that guy and evacuate american soldiers during a month. It like 0.00001% probability for any other scenario.
>>81345847
This aint suprising, Egyyt is ran by a military junta.
I'm sure Egyptian generals are scared after seeing what happened in Turkey.
>>81342370
Why the fuck do we have to have Cuckbama to lead the US at this time.
>>81345850
Are sources just not cool anymore.
How about you autistic roleplayers give sources before you announce happenings?
>>81343818
The article 5 say we must help any country who is attacked and say nothing about attacking countries.
So we must side with the US.
>>81345847
Source?
>>81346145
http://www.haaretz.com/middle-east-news/turkey/1.731367
>>81345850
Also not my post. Use critical thinking
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/15/asia/turkey-military-action/index.html
https://www.rt.com/news/351606-usa-incirlik-base-turkey-blocked/
About the base itself..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incirlik_Air_Base
>The base is one of six NATO sites in Europe which hold tactical nuclear weapons.
I mean, you have to read between the lines a lot but why Erdrogan shut off power and closed THIS base..
He wants the nukes
>>81346145
here
https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/754389412021174272
>>81345642
Does it have to be spelled out for you?
Erdo is butthurt at US support for Kurds, and is mulling a pivot towards Russia. The coup was staged to allow Erdo to simultaneously fasttrack his seizure of power and gin up anti-US sentiment.
Obama is a lameduck and is on his way out, he's not even 1% relevant in these calculations.
I AM KEK I SPEAK TO MY FOLLOWERS
THROUGH THE VEIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2myLCpNnY
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>>81346144
but if US staged a coup, then US is a bad guy
>>81346144
you honestly would be dumb if you didn't turkey doesn't really have a leg to stand on, the only issue is fear of russia
Digits for artificial sunlight
>>81342370
Bump for dead American niggers.
Do we even like Americans here? I see absolutely no reason to respect these Europhobic hating niggers.
>>81346106
It's all happening now because the other countries know we are weak with him as the president. They want to insight shit before Trump is the new president and the US enters a new era of greatness.
>>81345882
This. If push comes to shove Putin will stab them in the back. They might have reconciled atm, but they're far from friendly.
Russia still hates the roaches with a passion and if they don't have to fear NATO retaliation they'll go all out
>>81346059
Not quite, it's obviously because Sisi hates Islamist-run governments hence why he himself led a coup to oust Morsi.
Since Erdogan is a known Islamist, Sisi probably doesn't hold any favorable view of him.
And IIRC didn't relations between the two nations build up durning Mosi and fall during Sisi?
Guy in other thread was right, I think. I have absolutely no knowledge to back this up, but I think Russia has been revealing leaked (hacked) documents to Turkey that reveal the extent to which Turkish Gov. And Armed forces are COMPROMISED by US.
Using this new info, E was able to both trigger & compromise the Coup, and reveal the extent of trechery in his own back yard.
>>81345882
>if they aggressively attack a US base
They don't have to attack it m8. With the stroke of a pen it can be signed over to Russia. It won't be that drastic of course, because there are nukes there, but nonetheless Erdo can forde the US to leave eithout firing a shot. That base exists only with the permission of Turkey
>>81346324
>>81346403
>>81346417
>>81346420
>>81346492
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WORUDO WARU THRII
>>81345615
HERETIC!!!!!
>millions of turkroaches will flood europe as rapefugees
What about minding your own fucking business once in a while ?
Nothing is gonna happen
>>81346722
>WWIII will be a war between NATO members
WHAT A TWIST
Why do you niggers keep bringing up Obama? He's only president still for a matter of mere months, he's less than irrelevant in these matters.
>>81346689
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Summon all your meme magic and war will come my friends
>>81346288
Wait, Turkey has nukes now? Oh boy, both Russia and the US will fuck them up now. They can't fuck around with that shit.
>>81346420
>>81347020
Fucked that up, didn't I.
>>81347033
trips
>>81346417
Broken arrow?
>>81342370
how true is all this shit?...
>>81347049
heh
>>81346642
Why do you think their leader just happened to not be where he was supposed to when it went down.
>>81347049
is he alright
OMG /POL/ THE WHOLE WORLD IS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES BUT I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO GET VERY SPECIFIC ALL I CAN SAY IS GET OUT NOW OMG OMG OMG
AND RUSSIA SOMETHING OR OTHER AND THERE'S NO TIME TO EVEN FINISH TYPING THIS AAHHHHHH
thank you for the quality thread OP
>>81346722
>>81347033
K E K HAS SPOKEN
>>81346902
What about just closing your borders instead of blaming the US?
You make your own suffering by pretending that you have to take in refugees. This misunderstanding on your part is not the US's fault.
>>81346902
If we get a world war they can be put in internment camps for safety till war is over, and no one of real importance will bitch about it.
>>81347100
Broken arrow it is. Nukes missing
>>81346630
You are so fucking dumb, Egyptian military run the 40% of the Egpytian economy, they run banks and factories and the taxing system.
Whatever going in Egypt, it's not about islamism vs secularism. It's a financial issue.
As we all see now, USA doesn't give a fuck about democracy. It's a hoax, you support coups and juntas.
>>81342370
Fake as fuck.
>>81342370
Sources?
>>81342370
I wish this were true
>>81347105
all too real
https://www.rt.com/news/351606-usa-incirlik-base-turkey-blocked/
T*rks are trying to steal our nukes, that would 150% mean war.
>>81346417
instant sunrise soon
>>81347162
lmao
>supporting an anti-islamiso-zionist coup
feels pretty good man
>>81342370
turkey has virtually no bargaining chips, we say no and thats that.
>>81347049
Did he die?
>Turkey invokes NATO article 5 on itself
>>81347100
Oh fuck.
Don't think the roaches have any way to deliver a nuke though.
>>81342370
Source ?
Well, it's been an honor materializing a chaos demon into this world with you, guys.
>>81347375
That's the only reason I don't think we're actually behind it.
>>81347218
Democracy is for the enlightened.
Maybe you should have considered more carefully if it was a good idea to worship a pedophile warlord? Just saying...
>>81347290
You cannot steal a nuke you fucking idiot. They need the launch codes which are in possession of king nigger and the joint chiefs of staff
>>81345294
kek
>2016
>You people are retarded enough to think the USAF broadcasts nuke codes and movement orders on a frequency where any dumb nigger with a HAM can intercept.
OP is a cum-guzzling faggot.
>>81347218
Anyone with half a brain would support a secular junta over a democratically elected Islamist regime.
>>81347218
t. islamist
>>81347049
Did he die???
>>81347155
Yes, he evaded the all the bullets with his quick headmovements
>>81342370
Wishful thinking
>>81347049
did he do sumpin?
>>81347218
What the fuck are you even talking about? I'm making a simple comparison between Sisi (secularist) who took down Morsi (Islamist), and Erdogan (Islamist), then stated this is why Egypt would do this, because they are on opposite sides (ideologically) in the Middle East's political theater.
>>81347499
Can't you just hit the bomb with a hammer a few times until it assplodes?
>>81342641
SPBP
CZECH EN DOE
>>81347485
Who give you the idea that you are the solely enlightened person.
Stop this patronizing attitude.
I'm so glad this US backed coup is curb stomped.
>>81347499
Regardless, if they try to nick one shit will hit the fan real fast
>>81347437
The presidential release code is: 11111111111
>>81347679
Hey
You're a turkroach
>>81342370
>blame the west!
>that'll surely work!
RETAKING OF CONSTANTINOPLE
>>81346902
That truck gave you guys a Nice bit of vacancy, didn't it?
>>81346324
article 5 doesn't say anything about being a bad guy :^) only about being attacked.
besides, even if USA just declared an offensive war of conquest against turkey, nobody would step in on turkey's side. nobody. other NATO nations would stay neutral and be super buttmad at King Nigger for doing it, maybe some nations would withdraw from nato, but nobody would defend turkey.
>>81347049
>>81347635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt6kKhlX8vU
>>81347775
Isn't that a fact?
>>81347049
I hope the amberlamps got to him in time
>but srsly, context?
The digits confirm how many nukes will be dropped on the US by the end of the week
>>81347382
They have a whole fucking US airbase hostage if they want it. How's that for a bargaining chip you utter moron.
This isn't fucking 2003 when we could strut around the world like we own the place.
Believe you me that if Turkey wants to start shit with us, Russia will back them and our Euro (((allies))) won't do shit for fear of destabilizing the only thing holding millions of rapefugees at bay.
>>81347578
Worst democracy is still better than a top-down imposed military junta.
But you americans are cucked by patrolman with a pistol, you'll never know what true democracy is.
Every value that Americans defend is a hoax.
>>81347499
>launch codes
those are codes to launch nukes and has nothing to do with nukes on the ground you fucking idiot
>>81347679
Lol what? Are you unironically saying this?
>>81347049
Where is this?
D U B S
A N D
W W 3
>>81347308
top kek
what the fuck did they think would happen?
allah would save them or something?
>>81347692
>>81347827
Deus vult?
>>81347566
Think Before You Speak, Mudslime.
They are encrypted with a one time pad.
1x Skyking is a test
2x Skyking is most likely a test
3x Skyking is most likely not a test, Movement of non nuclear forces
4x Skyking is 99% real, movement of Nuclear Forces and likely a No-Go/Go scenario.
HEY FAGS
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fwikileaks%2Fstatus%2F754357505124339713
if this post is doubles, turkey begins the assault in three hours
>>81347499
>You cannot steal a nuke
Are you literally retarded?
The nukes are in t*rkey.
>>81347898
looks like America tbqhfamalam, but I'm curious myself.
>>81347960
i think he was trying some Tiananmen square shit
>>81347499
You realise you could wrap a nuke in explosives and set it off?
at worst you get a dirty bomb and at best you get the full yield.
>tfw today is the day we hear 4x skyking ordering the removal of the B61's from Turkey
>>81345576
Whatever you want Ahmed, just don't steal it.
>>81347949
watch this lad
>>81347692
DELETE THIS BEFORE THE ROACHES READ IT
>>81347886
>Worst democracy is still better than a top-down imposed military junta.
actually believing this. Where you shouting aloha snakbar last night you fucking t*rk?
>>81347482
same, friendo. i'll see you bastards in hell
>>81347218
Ignore what King Nigger says or does you fucking clueless roach. We absolutely back secularism and if you have an issue with that you can fucking burn in the nuclear hellfire.
>>81348155
>>81347648
Absolutely. It took 100k+ people 6 years to figure out, "just whack that shit with a hammer". Really, it was Oppenheimer holding up the show the whole time:
>Can't we just hit it really hard?
>No, that's too simple. This is sophisticated engineering.
>>81348155
FUCKING DELETE IT NOW YOU FOOL
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
DELETE IT DELETE IT NOW
>>81347886
Democracy is garbage. Even more so when done by muslim shitters.
But if you all want to be a bunch of goat fucking unibrowed ass-pickers lopping each other's heads off as your infrastructure crumbles and gets blown to shit I won't stop you. It's the roach's natural state.
Just try to keep it in your own country
>>81348109
>blowing up a nuke with other bombs magically makes the atom split regardless of being properly primed and set off.
Okay.
>>81348155
>>81348155
Wew derailment is about to begin.
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com
DEFCON say its nothing
>>81348155
Oh boy,let it happen then
>>81348155
KEK WILLS IT
>>81348109
I don't know exactly how they setup nukes nowadays but you wouldn't get fission you would get a dirty bomb and that's honestly scary as all hell
>>81347886
>Worst democracy is still better than a top-down imposed military junta.
lol no
democracy = rule of plutocratic media elites and business cronies
military junta = rule of patriotic nationalists
Fuck off with this role playing bullshit
>>81348109
You would never get a yield that way
2W271.
I can assure you Turkey will not get any part of the bombs at Incirlik that they can render into a new bomb or even a "dirty" bomb.
>>81348271
That's a dirty bomb.
>>81347885
>Holding US airbase hostage with American personal on it.
>With nukes
Nigger that is how you start a fucking war. US will go to war over this shit and Russia isn't going to back Turkey because this would escalate things far beyond US raping Turkey and taking its shit back.
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̷̧̢̧̺̣̲̥͍͇͖͉̝̬͇̰͓͎͚͔̹̤̓ͣ͆̍̊̈́ͩ̕ͅy̛̳̭̲̲̞̲̭̯͖̫̘̰ͫ́͗̾̂͂͆̀̾͊̍̓̆́͟͜͝o̧̢̪̤̣̭͚̩͙̼ͭ͐̑͆̕͜͠ͅȕ̡͇̯̳͊ͥ̇̆ͫ̽ͤ̑̊̀̀͠ ̶͕̻̹̱̾ͩ̏̅̈́ͮͥ̊ͭͤ̈́͟͟͟f̷ͣ͋͑̊̓̔̏̇̍̿ͩ̾͐ͥ̎͋͛̄͠҉͇̬͖̼̼͇͉ͅa̸̸̸͔̦̯̱͚̼͖͓̖͚͕͔̮͖̮̲̝͚̽̅ͩ̓͜gͪ͛̈ͫͬ̎̀́̅̒̐̓̍͂҉̞̫͉͉͎͉̲̟͟͡ͅš̶ͤ̅͌̎ͧ͂͐̇͆ͩ͏͖̹̝̘̪̲̗̗͚̝̖̫͞
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>>81348192
same to you guys
>>81342370
>we're at war
Meanwhile I am shitposting on a venuzualian toiletpaper hoarding community board.
>>81346317
Why Kek why?
>NEXT HAPPENING THTREAD HAD DUBS ON ALL POSTS SAYIN WW3
>NOW THIS
>>81348300
HE IS REAL!
>>81348256
I thought so, thanks. I don't know why people think this is such a difficult concept. I dropped out of highschool and even I can figure it out.
>>81342370
Nothing will happen
Eh. If Turkey wants a fight it'll fucking get it.
>No legitimate Allies in the world
>NATO members would back US solely due on economic reasons
>Russia would jump in for the hell of it
Turkey wants a war we'll end that regime in a weeks time.
>>81347999
Theyre offering an olive branch to Putin in that picture. 90 nukes for revenge against an enemy that is responsible for attacking them both
>>81347886
>shouts and insults anyone he disagrees with, calling them retards
This is why democracy will never work in the Middle East.
>>81347888
What is a Permissive Action Link? Can't arm a gravity bomb without one. Try to bypass it and you're gonna have a bad time.
>>81348271
You just need high pressure in that mofo, a decent roach could make a nuke function.
>>81347499
These are B61 nuclear bombs, they are not mounted on ICMB's or SLBM.
These are literally nuclear bombs.
You need the firing codes unless you get someone with intricate knowledge of them, but it's still not an overwhelmingly hard thing to spoof the firing mechanism.
Good goy, destabilize another Muslim country, the one keeping the rest of them out of Europe, what could possibly go wrong for you
>>81348109
you can't induce fission by random explosions around the nuke. you'll just end up showering the area with uranium fragments.
it's a mess to clean up, but far from impossible. in fact it's easier and safer to get rid of that shit than it is to neutralize some chemical weapon shit.
What this all go down comfy here in Australia
>>81347648
No, that's not how the nukes work at all.
You need the activation codes before they actually do anything. Launch codes are helpful, but not terribly necessary if you're willing to fly it yourself.
>>81345206
CNN confirmed
>>81345145
They have the US base with nukes on lockdown.
>>81347885
>Russia backing the faggots who shot down their aircraft
Nice meme
so another wave of muslims to Europe incoming soon?
>>81347692
Nope, the code to launch the Minuteman III ICBMs is 00000000.
I'm not joking.
>>81348364
I thought the entire idea was a ring of explosives created the pressure to get the fun started.
>>81348155
>>81348300
>>81348155
Nice... Jesus.
>>81348109
No nigger you need to trigger the nuclear reaction blowing it up does nothing it will just leak
>>81348552
>tfw I cant get fitt in time and enlist
>I may miss the establishment of Byzantium
>You cant be among the first to reclaim the Hagia Sophia
Fuck /fit/ I knew cardio should be focus
>>81342370
God, how I wish this was true
I could watch the bombs rain down on Turkey from my backyard
I always knew there was something with Turkey was brewing.
Why did the US put a gag order on Sibel Edmonds when she discovered senators and congressmen were selling secrets to Turkey
>>81348837
Spraying nuclear material into the air probably isn't a good thing for anyone in the area
>>81348753
it depends how you design it, you can have neutron reflectors and other stuff that is necessary for criticality to occur that isn't active without codes rendering it basically useless, nukes are a bit more complicated than just putting fissile material under a bit of pressure
SO who started this?
If this is trips Kek will deliver us roaches in nuclear fire.
>>81342370
Slept in late because of last night's happenings. Did our Roach removal operation fail? Did based kek give us a happening multiplier? Praise him.
>OBAMA IS IN THE AIR
anyone know the registration plate for the plane he's in? possibly air force one
>>81349019
Satan ◕ͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥͥ
>>81347499
Does this need launch codes?
REEEEEE WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID ALWAYS??
>>81346420
Sand nigger pls
>>81348155
You can't do that! That's illegal!
>>81348587
The middle east has only ever had two forms of government that work. Brutal, oppressive religious states and brutal, oppressive secular authoritarian states that tell the fundamentalists to shut the fuck up, we're trying to run a country here. Guess which one's better.
As long as the people being ruled over are wahabbist muslims, this will always be true.
Could someone explain what is happening
I live 20 minutes from gulen's stronghold. What do
>>81347648
nope
modern nukes are made to be pretty resilient, tested to withstand very very large amounts of high explosives without detonating, you effectively have to use another nuke to set off a nuke with brute force.
>>81349019
donald trump
![krt3CKZ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5cZYDa8.png "krt3CKZ[1].png")
>>81348753
pic related. your idea is correct, but requires extreme precision to properly work.
if you just pack a bunch of c4 charges around a nuke and press the boom button, it will just deform and blow apart the hull of the nuke, sending the contents flying around uncontrollably.
>>81348984
Absolutely not, but there's a huge difference between giving people in a small to medium sized area radiation poisoning that could take years to decades to truly hurt people who aren't neat the center of the leak, and instantly vaporizing cities.
>>81346678
>turkey hands over their base
holy shit, taht one prediction picture of that turkish anon is coming true..
>>81349160
take pics
>>81348403
Hostage was a bad word. Granted, we would utterly wreck them if they literally tried to hold US airmen hostage.
What I meant was the existance of that base depends upon Turkish consent. They can tell us to fuck off at any time they please, and there's almost nothing we can do about it and simultaneously have the high ground diplomatically.
And from a Turkish geopolitical perspective, what with the US arming of Kurds and staunch support of Israel, it's looking more and more benficial for Turkey to tell the US to fuck off.
And of course Russia would be more than happy to swoop in and maybe get a mediterranean naval base in the bargain, which they very desperately need.
This shit is not so simple as "lol fuck turkroaches USA USA USA", especially with the rocky situatiin in Europe.
>>81342370
repeating digits for war
>>81349190
Strap enough explosives to anything and it's gonna go boom
>>81347882
>>81347898
Found source but it only states "No story yet"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=976_1454460669
>>81342370
In what reality would Russia ever side with Turkey?
>>81349136
what about the KRG in northern iraq?, the kurds seem to be fairly moderate.
I CAN HEAR THE WARDRUMS GET READY /POL/ VALHALLA IS ON OUR WAY!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORmpc8RehPQ
>>81349153
President of Turkey is cleaning house and demanding Gulen, some political/religious figure from Turkey, be sent back to the country.
And by "cleaning house" I mean he's purging his country right now, Stalin style.
>>81346420
Remain voter detected.
OH SHIT!
The mad roaches are trying to seize NATO nukes!
WTF?! This wasn't supposed to be HAPPENING!!!
>>81349019
Kobra. The Kali-Yuga is at hand!
>>81342370
Nothing's happening. Obongo will hand him over by tea time.
>>81349160
Assassinate him and claim you did it for Erdogan.
>>81348984
It's probably fine. Just an interesting clean up challenge. Duct tape a geiger counter to household vacuum, and keep sucking until the clicking stops.
>>81347898
Sweden I think
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/krim/article23178703.ab
>Männen sköt ihjäl 26-åringen med en kulsprutepistol och en pistol.
>the men killed the 26-year old with a rifle and a gun.
>>81349266
if you disperse highly radioactive particles decently (read big boom) they basically become airborne particulate and I hate to tell you but if you breathe in hot particles we aren't talking decades we're talking days
>>81348029
he means that you cant launch them , if you dont have the codes
>>81348535
Have a look at that faggot arse dog
>>81348155
Fucking nice
G-guys is it really habbening? or is everything ok and we're just getting shilled.
>>81349114
The nukes are stored away in a hangar/vault which requires a code to get into dumb burger bro
>>81349383
Okay,thank you,but there wont be no war ?
>>81349153
From what I can tell from this thread, Erdogan is panicing during the coup and he's taking over a US military base with nukes in it. He'd rather start WW3 than lose his position.
WW3 GET PUMPED VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8naZuxkvw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8naZuxkvw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8naZuxkvw4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8naZuxkvw4
>>81342536
NOW
>>81349264
That's the first stage of Teller Ulam, the second is what actually makes the "boom".
>>81349342
One in which they have China and everyone else but Saudi and Israel in the middle east.
King nigger going to wear ever. Even if your gay little role-play fantasy is true, Obama will not go to war. He is a known homosexual and won't do it on his last year because he want's to be remembered well because naracassim. Obama will just gift the base to Erdogan with the nukes and the military personnel inside the base and US media will not even mention it.
>>81349345
Are kurds wahabbist sunnis?
>>81342370
>terms with russia get better
>suddenly coup
mhmmm
>>81349551
IT'S
REALLY
FUCKING
HAPPENIJNG
>>81348521
>>81348256
>>81347648
Those atoms are US property!
>>81347999
That's a truely glorious message
Éverything is in it
>Evil CIA-controlled rival
>The pilots who shot down the russian plane
>The PKK like always
>militaries who are terrorists
>>81348707
>America backing the hajjis who aircrafted their towers
Oh wait. Stop being so simplistic and consider for a moment the naval opportunities that a Turko-Russian alliance would offer to Putin's naval ambitions.
Russia is in many respects even more pragmatic than we are when it comes to making friends of former enemies.
>>81345576
>flip a dollar
>>81349190
>>81349323
this
there is a reason why you measure the explosive strength of a nuke in TNT megatons. a certain amount of regular explosives could simulate the explosive power of a nuke.
>>81349571
No idea, information coming in is a total clusterfuck on whats going on.
Is this good or bad PR for the Coca Cola company?
>>81347999
Given how clever and rich the CIA is at this sort of thing, can't they just do it right? Just fucking once?
>8th ww3 claim this year
absolutely nothing will happen.
this will all be forgotten in a week, screencap this.
>>81342370
Wow goddammit america stop fucking up middle east
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/fuck-blm-and-fuck-isis-philandro-castile
>>81349746
I noticed,i am confused as fuck on what is happening
>>81349636
yes, hydrogen fusion warheads are even more complex than the simple uranium warheads that i described
fusion based warheads are even less likely to go off by a bunch of c4 packed around them
>>81347038
WE have nukes that are stationed in Turkey. There's about 50-90 B-61 nuclear bombs on that airbase right now.
The Turkish government is currently holding them hostage, possibly making a move to seize them.
Turkey's going to regret that sorely.
>>81349773
>turkey
rip
enjoy your fallout megapark
